April 28, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter with The Jubal Show's Phone Pranks segment! In this episode, Jubal pulls off two side-splitting pranks that will leave you in stitches. First, Jubal calls a mattress store and convinces the manager that a memory foam mattress is responsible for his forgetfulness, leading to a hilarious misunderstanding about the mattress's capabilities. Then, Jubal poses as a fitness instructor at a retirement community, telling a concerned grandson that he's been "giving the D" to his grandmother, resulting in a comical and awkward conversation. Tune in to hear these outrageous pranks and more, only on The Jubal Show!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another to bullphone Franks weekday mornings on the
twenties only.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
One six seven kiss that thumb mattresses Yello, Hello, Hi, Hello, Hello, Yeah, Hello,
he's mattresses. Yeah. I got a bone to pick. What's
(00:28):
your name? What is your name? Andrew? Mm? Hmmm Andrew? Huh?
Are you the one who helped me? I'm not sure.
When did you come in? I was in there and
I bought a mattress, and I want. I have half
a mind to sue you for false advertising.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Sue you would sue us for false advertising?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Mattress.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
It happened.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I said, I have half a mind to sue your
company and you for everything you're worth for false advertising.
I bought a mattress from you, and it doesn't work.
I'm sorry it doesn't work. It doesn't work at all.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Can you be more specific?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I forgot my anniversary.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
You forgot your anniversary. I have to do with the mattress.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Let me tell you, Okay, the missus we've been together
for a long time. See, I'm having trouble remembering, even
when it was for sixty years. First time I forgot
your first time I've forgotten anniversary, and that includes when
I was in the war over there, you know, and
I had, you know, doing things with anyway.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
You think the mattress made you forget your wife's anniversary.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Well it didn't make me remember it, did it.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Well, sir, that's not what mattresses do. I'm very confused here.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I bought a memory foam mattress from your store, and
I have been more forgetful than ever. You're confused.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
That's not what memory fone means.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Oh no, I'm not confused. I know exactly what the
word memory means. I don't think you could get over
on me just because I seem to be a little
bit older. I'm still pretty stry. I found it up.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I'm saying the memory foam is not that's you're thinking.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Help one bit. Been sleeping on it for months now.
I forgot my anniversary. The missus is mad at me,
more mad than when I was overseas playing with the
lady boys.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Sure, sorry, that's not the memory foam is that? It
just it memorizes the contour of your body.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
It's not.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
It has nothing to do with your your plane.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I don't need you talking about my body contour and
how you want to rub me up and down what
what are you talking about? That's what you just said?
The contours say that I'll have you know. I'm a
married man, yeah, sixty years. He told me got his
wife's anniversary because your memory foam mattress doesn't do crap
(03:00):
for the memory. And now I call up and mister
Hansey over, give me your manager. I am the manager.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
What do you, sir?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I am put your hands on my contour body.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I did not say that, sir.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I did not say that.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I did not say I want to put my hands
on your contour.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Why are you talking about my luscious curves? Then, no,
I did. I did not say that.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
You said you forgot sir.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Fine, Sir, fine, I did not say that. Fine, I'll
give you my ad. I'll tell you when she leaves,
and come on over, sir, sir. I am not coming
to your house. What are you talking about? I guess
you could show me how this mattress works. Then what
do you sir?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
That is highly inappropriate, But it is not my fault
that you don't know what memory phone means. And I'm
very sorry that you forgot your wife's anniversary. And I
am not coming over to your house to play with
your contour or whatever.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
You just contour body. No, I am, but I got
luscious curves, and I guess you would.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Never remember me here about your luscious curves.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Please Okay, then I'll let you know that this is
actually Jeubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank
on you. What Yeah, and your come set you up?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Oh no, you talk the radio.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
You guys get a lot of crazy complaints from people
who have mattresses, and you wanted me to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah. I can't believe they've did that. Oh my god,
he's in so much trouble. I can't believe you want
a contour my body. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Oh man, you should hear some of the complaints we get.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
We thought every morning with a Jewbol phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties, I mean another Jubull phone prank,
weekday mornings on the twenties on them.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Hello, yeah, Hello, this is Donk calling from Harmony House.
I was looking for Josh Libby's grandson.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah, this is him. Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Deed?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Uh? Hi?
Speaker 4 (05:07):
How can I help you? Oh? Yeah, not bad? How
are you doing?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Doing doing?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (05:16):
I'm sorry, is is there a problem with my grandmother?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Yeah, So, dude, I thought i'd give you a call,
you know, because I started giving your grandma the D
and so like, I figured, you know, I should give
you a call and check in about some things since
you know, just moved your grandma just moved in here
to our retirement community, you know, and I started giving
her the D. So, like, I wanted to just call
(05:41):
and check in on some stuff, you know, since I
know you're the word who like brought her in and
you know, helped her move in and everything.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
And she's talked a lot about you, dude, Like, yeah,
I'm sorry, what are you giving her the D? Dude?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
And so like when I'm giving her the D, like,
she's told me a lot about you and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
So it's nice.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Actually, can you just can you just tell me what
the what the D is? What the like that you're
giving her?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Oh yeah, like every day her and I get together
and then I give her the D.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
And yes, I'm sorry, what's the D? Can you just
make it clear what the D is? And is this
something she's asked for or it's something like what what
is this?
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Yeah, I'm so sorry, I guess I should like clarify.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yes, you should definitely clarify that for me.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Yeah, okay, So, like I'm the fitness instructor here at
the retirement community that your grandma Jealous moved into. Yeah,
and so like what I do is like I go
around and I like help the old like work on
their fitness, you know what I mean, because like I'm
(06:48):
pretty you know, like I'm I'm pretty yoked, and so
like I I help them and then like my training program,
since my name is Donk you know, I.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Call it the D. So that's why I've been giving
your grandma the d okay? Got it?
Speaker 6 (07:04):
I you know, possibly might want to change that name
or explain that to people when you talk to them,
because it sometimes has a different meaning.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Oh really, like have you ever been given you like
the D before or something like I don't know what
that means.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
You know, I tell you when we're off the phone,
why don't you just do an internet in search of giving.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
The d okay? Like did? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
I can tell you do that, so anyone else calling you,
because like I've been giving your grandma the D a.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Lot, like stop saying give her the d okay, I
just okay, to be clear, I don't know why you
don't know this, but.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
That means you're sleeping with my grandmother? Uh you mean
like to what? Wait you know about this? I'm sorry?
What so she already told you? What? Didn't know? My
grandma has told me nothing. Please explain to me what's
going on?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Okay, because like I was calling to check in and
just let you know that things have like moved past
working out with her and I you know, but it
sounds like you already know.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
Wait are you are you?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Are you sleeping with my grandmother? Well, like you just
said it, UD's like I thought.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Wait, no, no, oha, no, no, no, I'm sorry, I'm are.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
You sleeping with my grandmother?
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Well no, if that's what you're asking, No, we're not sleeping.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Can you explain me what is going on with my grandmother?
I'm not sure how you even got hired. I'm definitely
really concerned about this. What is going on with my grandmother?
Speaker 4 (08:42):
It's like moved into something serious now between us, and
like I thought i'd call and introduce myself because like
darnk news, it's probably weird that you're this is beyond weird.
Seemed to be like Grandpa is like same age.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Almost.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
Okay, No, this is everything about this is just completely
and totally weird. This is not acceptable, right, all right,
look at all. I'm getting off the phone with you
right now, calling the retirement home and getting this out
with immediately, because honestly, this is completely out of long.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Okay, well, hey, Josh, don't do that yet, because this
is actually Dubal from The Jewel Show doing a phone
prank on you and your grandma Libby actually is the
one that set you up for this. I'm sorry, what, Yeah,
your grandma sets you up for a prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
This is Jubil from the Jubil Show. It's a radio show.
Oh my god, she told me about this. Oh my god,
oh god.
Speaker 6 (09:33):
Oh I can't tell whether or not you guys made
my day or ruined it.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Wea ought that every morning with the two Bolt phone pranks,
weekday mornings on the twenties.
This is another to bullphone Franks weekday mornings on the
twenties only.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
One six seven kiss that thumb mattresses Yello, Hello, Hi, Hello, Hello, Yeah, Hello,
he's mattresses. Yeah. I got a bone to pick. What's
(00:28):
your name? What is your name? Andrew? Mm? Hmmm Andrew? Huh?
Are you the one who helped me? I'm not sure.
When did you come in? I was in there and
I bought a mattress, and I want. I have half
a mind to sue you for false advertising.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Sue you would sue us for false advertising?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Mattress.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
It happened.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I said, I have half a mind to sue your
company and you for everything you're worth for false advertising.
I bought a mattress from you, and it doesn't work.
I'm sorry it doesn't work. It doesn't work at all.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Can you be more specific?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I forgot my anniversary.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
You forgot your anniversary. I have to do with the mattress.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Let me tell you, Okay, the missus we've been together
for a long time. See, I'm having trouble remembering, even
when it was for sixty years. First time I forgot
your first time I've forgotten anniversary, and that includes when
I was in the war over there, you know, and
I had, you know, doing things with anyway.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
You think the mattress made you forget your wife's anniversary.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Well it didn't make me remember it, did it.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Well, sir, that's not what mattresses do. I'm very confused here.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I bought a memory foam mattress from your store, and
I have been more forgetful than ever. You're confused.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
That's not what memory fone means.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Oh no, I'm not confused. I know exactly what the
word memory means. I don't think you could get over
on me just because I seem to be a little
bit older. I'm still pretty stry. I found it up.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I'm saying the memory foam is not that's you're thinking.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Help one bit. Been sleeping on it for months now.
I forgot my anniversary. The missus is mad at me,
more mad than when I was overseas playing with the
lady boys.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Sure, sorry, that's not the memory foam is that? It
just it memorizes the contour of your body.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
It's not.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
It has nothing to do with your your plane.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I don't need you talking about my body contour and
how you want to rub me up and down what
what are you talking about? That's what you just said?
The contours say that I'll have you know. I'm a
married man, yeah, sixty years. He told me got his
wife's anniversary because your memory foam mattress doesn't do crap
(03:00):
for the memory. And now I call up and mister
Hansey over, give me your manager. I am the manager.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
What do you, sir?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I am put your hands on my contour body.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I did not say that, sir.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I did not say that.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I did not say I want to put my hands
on your contour.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Why are you talking about my luscious curves? Then, no,
I did. I did not say that.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
You said you forgot sir.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Fine, Sir, fine, I did not say that. Fine, I'll
give you my ad. I'll tell you when she leaves,
and come on over, sir, sir. I am not coming
to your house. What are you talking about? I guess
you could show me how this mattress works. Then what
do you sir?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
That is highly inappropriate, But it is not my fault
that you don't know what memory phone means. And I'm
very sorry that you forgot your wife's anniversary. And I
am not coming over to your house to play with
your contour or whatever.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
You just contour body. No, I am, but I got
luscious curves, and I guess you would.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Never remember me here about your luscious curves.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Please Okay, then I'll let you know that this is
actually Jeubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank
on you. What Yeah, and your come set you up?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Oh no, you talk the radio.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
You guys get a lot of crazy complaints from people
who have mattresses, and you wanted me to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah. I can't believe they've did that. Oh my god,
he's in so much trouble. I can't believe you want
a contour my body. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Oh man, you should hear some of the complaints we get.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
We thought every morning with a Jewbol phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties, I mean another Jubull phone prank,
weekday mornings on the twenties on them.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Hello, yeah, Hello, this is Donk calling from Harmony House.
I was looking for Josh Libby's grandson.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah, this is him. Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Deed?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Uh? Hi?
Speaker 4 (05:07):
How can I help you? Oh? Yeah, not bad? How
are you doing?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Doing doing?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (05:16):
I'm sorry, is is there a problem with my grandmother?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Yeah, So, dude, I thought i'd give you a call,
you know, because I started giving your grandma the D
and so like, I figured, you know, I should give
you a call and check in about some things since
you know, just moved your grandma just moved in here
to our retirement community, you know, and I started giving
her the D. So, like, I wanted to just call
(05:41):
and check in on some stuff, you know, since I
know you're the word who like brought her in and
you know, helped her move in and everything.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
And she's talked a lot about you, dude, Like, yeah,
I'm sorry, what are you giving her the D? Dude?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
And so like when I'm giving her the D, like,
she's told me a lot about you and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
So it's nice.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Actually, can you just can you just tell me what
the what the D is? What the like that you're
giving her?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Oh yeah, like every day her and I get together
and then I give her the D.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
And yes, I'm sorry, what's the D? Can you just
make it clear what the D is? And is this
something she's asked for or it's something like what what
is this?
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Yeah, I'm so sorry, I guess I should like clarify.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yes, you should definitely clarify that for me.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Yeah, okay, So, like I'm the fitness instructor here at
the retirement community that your grandma Jealous moved into. Yeah,
and so like what I do is like I go
around and I like help the old like work on
their fitness, you know what I mean, because like I'm
(06:48):
pretty you know, like I'm I'm pretty yoked, and so
like I I help them and then like my training program,
since my name is Donk you know, I.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Call it the D. So that's why I've been giving
your grandma the d okay? Got it?
Speaker 6 (07:04):
I you know, possibly might want to change that name
or explain that to people when you talk to them,
because it sometimes has a different meaning.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Oh really, like have you ever been given you like
the D before or something like I don't know what
that means.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
You know, I tell you when we're off the phone,
why don't you just do an internet in search of giving.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
The d okay? Like did? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
I can tell you do that, so anyone else calling you,
because like I've been giving your grandma the D a.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Lot, like stop saying give her the d okay, I
just okay, to be clear, I don't know why you
don't know this, but.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
That means you're sleeping with my grandmother? Uh you mean
like to what? Wait you know about this? I'm sorry?
What so she already told you? What? Didn't know? My
grandma has told me nothing. Please explain to me what's
going on?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Okay, because like I was calling to check in and
just let you know that things have like moved past
working out with her and I you know, but it
sounds like you already know.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
Wait are you are you?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Are you sleeping with my grandmother? Well, like you just
said it, UD's like I thought.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Wait, no, no, oha, no, no, no, I'm sorry, I'm are.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
You sleeping with my grandmother?
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Well no, if that's what you're asking, No, we're not sleeping.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Can you explain me what is going on with my grandmother?
I'm not sure how you even got hired. I'm definitely
really concerned about this. What is going on with my grandmother?
Speaker 4 (08:42):
It's like moved into something serious now between us, and
like I thought i'd call and introduce myself because like
darnk news, it's probably weird that you're this is beyond weird.
Seemed to be like Grandpa is like same age.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Almost.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
Okay, No, this is everything about this is just completely
and totally weird. This is not acceptable, right, all right,
look at all. I'm getting off the phone with you
right now, calling the retirement home and getting this out
with immediately, because honestly, this is completely out of long.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Okay, well, hey, Josh, don't do that yet, because this
is actually Dubal from The Jewel Show doing a phone
prank on you and your grandma Libby actually is the
one that set you up for this. I'm sorry, what, Yeah,
your grandma sets you up for a prank phone call.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
This is Jubil from the Jubil Show. It's a radio show.
Oh my god, she told me about this. Oh my god,
oh god.
Speaker 6 (09:33):
Oh I can't tell whether or not you guys made
my day or ruined it.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Wea ought that every morning with the two Bolt phone pranks,
weekday mornings on the twenties.
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