October 27, 2025 ⢠9 mins
Get ready to laugh until you cry with this episode of Phone Pranks from The Jubal Show! đ First up, Jubal poses as a school administrator with the most absurd Halloween costume restrictions you've ever heard. Captain America? Banned. Vampires? Only if they promote a blood-free diet. Pirates? Only if theyâre ânautical enthusiasts.â Ryderâs mom is NOT having itâand her reaction is priceless.
Then, Jubal calls a restaurant manager claiming he was served a ârage steakâ that ruined his life. From road rage to jail time, quitting his job, and even a divorceâhe blames it all on one angry cow. The managerâs response? Letâs just say she doesnât hold back. These prank calls are packed with outrageous characters, over-the-top scenarios, and the kind of comedy that makes The Jubal Show a morning must-listen.
Tune in for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and donât forget to subscribe for more weekday madness! New Pranks Every Weekday Morning on the 20s, only on 96.7 KISS FM!
Then, Jubal calls a restaurant manager claiming he was served a ârage steakâ that ruined his life. From road rage to jail time, quitting his job, and even a divorceâhe blames it all on one angry cow. The managerâs response? Letâs just say she doesnât hold back. These prank calls are packed with outrageous characters, over-the-top scenarios, and the kind of comedy that makes The Jubal Show a morning must-listen.
Tune in for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and donât forget to subscribe for more weekday madness! New Pranks Every Weekday Morning on the 20s, only on 96.7 KISS FM!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
He is another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only on ninety six seven Kiss Atham.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Hello, Hi, this is Petiggins calling from elementary. I'm the
assistant to the vice principal here and I was looking
for Writer's mom and Lisa.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Yeah, this is Writer.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Okay, Oh, yes, he's fine, No need for alarm. But
I did feel the need to call you to go
over something that I was made aware of today involving
your son Writer.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Okay, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Well, I was alerted of the Halloween costume that he's
planning on wearing to school.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Okay, And I don't know if.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
You've got the list of rules if he took that
home or not. You know, sometimes the kids forget to
bring things home. But it is definitely not approved. No,
it's a big no.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
No Captain America.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yes, we have a straight no superhero policy here. If
a child wants to be a superhero, we do have
an alternate option. They may go as a peaceful protester.
That'd be a flannel shirt, some stress jeans, and an
earth toned beanie.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
But no signs.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Are you joke it?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
No, I'm not. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
It's just that superheroes can sometimes be very polarizing, especially
one that is the representative of a country, because we
try to you know, represent everybody here.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
So yes, if you can.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Get together a flannel shirt, some stress jeans, and an
earth toned beanie in time, he could go as a
peaceful protester, which basically is a superhero.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Let's be honest.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Okay, I won't be doing that, but okay, I thought.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
A superhero would be great.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
You know, I was trying to stay away from like
the glory stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
But yeah, no, yeah, we definitely don't want that either.
But he's more than welcome to be a peaceful protester.
I can go over the other options for you as well.
If he wants to be some sort of a vampire
or something like that, we're all not doing that. But
if he wants to be a vampire, he can go
as a nutritional advocate promoting a blood free diet as
to not get kids, you know, thinking about drinking blood
(02:09):
and things like that.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
It's just gross.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Okay, well, we won't be doing that.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Probiotics with them or something like that. No, you know,
there's also a.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Pirate Okay, yep, we'll do that.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Well, if a child wants to go as a pirate,
we are frowning on any sort of pirate costuming. They
can go as a nautical adventure enthusiast. Maybe bring some
seashells with them and promote ocean conservation.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
It's fun nautical enthusiast.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
That's not a pirate. He's not going to bring shells
to school.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
That's not a costume.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
None of the things you mentioned sound like a costume.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Well, you know, we're trying to have a very inclusive
Halloween this year. For example, I don't know if you
heard me talk about the nutritional advocate promoting a blood
free diet. No, he could come and walk around the
school and talk about how important it is to have
a good gut microbiome.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
That's a very good costume. A good gut. I don't
even know what that is.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Kids don't even know what that is.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Well, they don't need to know about that yet.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Pre probiotics.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
It's not important yet.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Let him be kids.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
This is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Well, that's what we find is the problem with a
lot of Halloween costumes. They're very insensitive and they can
be spooky. We just like to take everybody's feelings into consideration.
No fairy tale characters either. Instead, they can go as
a literary character enthusiast, so they can bring a book
with them of their favorite series.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Tail.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
That's not a costume.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
No one's an enthusiast of these things.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Stop it.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I don't care what you say.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
He's coming as Captain America.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
It's a great.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Costume, and that's going to be his way of peacefully protesting. Okay,
you know that's a superhero, right, He's going to be
peacefully protesting your Halloween.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Man. We will have to send him home unless he
wants to put on a final T shirt, some distress
tans and an earth tone beanie.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
I'm hanging up now. I'm calling the superintendent because this
is ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
I feel like I'm on a TV show. This is
the strangest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Before you hang up, I want to let you know
this is actually Jubil from The Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Oh god, thank god.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
I thought I was going insane, the school was going insane,
and oh my god.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Has it even working hard on getting here? So I'm
all ready to be Captain America. I wanted to mess
with you.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Oh my god, that was ridiculous. I couldn't believe all
the enthusiasts. You guys are growing at me. All the
kids are being enthusiast.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
We thought every morning with a ju bull phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties. This is another jubile phone prank,
weekday mornings on the twenties only on ninety six sevens.
This is Madison sah Oosah.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I'm at tempting to remain calm. My name is Pete Eakins,
and I need to lodge a complaint with the manager.
Please let me speak to the manager right away.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
This is the manager. How can I help you? What
was the issue?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Oh boy, having a lot of trouble being calm here Madison,
you're the manager.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I am yeah, I have a huge.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Complaint that I need to lodge and I am very upset.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Okay, what was the issue?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
No big deal? Your restaurant has just ruined my life?
No big deal.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Can you explain to me what the problem is and
then I might be able to actually, yes, I.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Will love to explain it.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
And again, I'm trying to remain calm because it's been
impossible to remain calm since I ate.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
At your establishment.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I had a stake there, and I don't know where
you're getting your cattle from, but obviously it's a cattle
farm where the cows are angry.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
A cattle farm where the cows are angry.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I'm yep.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
You served me a steak that was full of rage,
and I ingested that rage, and then I took that
rage with me throughout the rest of the day after
I ate it, and it's still there. I'm still having
trouble being calm. And it was a week ago, so
I don't know how much rage was in that steak,
but I ate it and that it consumed me, and
(06:32):
somebody's gotta pay for it.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
So I'm I'm sorry, I'm having trouble.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I'm a little Let me explain it to you then, Madison. Okay,
let me just explain it to you. You can.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
I'm trying to be trying to be helpful here.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I all right, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Well, I don't know if you know this medicine, but
when an animal experience is an emotion, it gets into
the meat, and then when some but he eats the meat,
that emotion gets into the person and you serve me
a rage steak, and because of that, when I left there,
got in a road rage incident and had to go
spend the night in jail. Because of that, also ended
(07:13):
up quitting my job, telling my boss off, stormed out
of the place. Now I don't have a job, I
don't have a car, I've got some legal issues, all
because of the steak you serve me. How do you
want to explain that?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
So you.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Think that because of a steak you ate here.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
A week ago, who'sa Who's who'sa?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Are you you're making up really strange?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
But what it was going on, I was trying to
calm myself down because it's very hard for me to
calm myself down since you served me a rage steak.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
So let me get this straight. You had a steak
here a week ago, and you I've been angry ever
since you ate that steak, and you think that it is.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Our fault, your servant rage steaks. Yeah, your serving meat
that obviously was on a farm where cows were not happy.
Customers are ingesting it, and they're losing their jobs and
they're leaving their families and getting divorced.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
That's another thing to it.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Did and tell you about stormed out of my family
getting divorced.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Now, all because it's sake, I don't all, I don't
think that has anything to do with your dining.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Experience with us.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I think the actual issue here is that you're just
an idiot, because I don't know what you want from
me as a manager of a steakhouse.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Well, I can see you just insulted a customer.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Yeah, I did, because you're a lunatic, and I really
hope you never set foot in our building again.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
All right, Well, that's it. I'll be suing you know.
I'm gonna be talking to my lawyers and wait for
the protest later. When I come down there, I'll be
protested outside. I'll be protested outside. I'll be the one
with no pains.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
All right, sir, Well we'll see you later. I'll be
looking for you, the guy with no pants. I'll be
happy to call the top as soon as I see Okay,
have a great day.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Hey Madison, this is actually Dubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your employee Brandon.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Set you up. Wait, I'm sorry what it's a prank
phone call? This is Dubil from the Jebel Show.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
It's a radio show, and he said that you manage
the restaurant he works at, and you always have to
deal with weird customer complaints, so he wanted to mess
with you.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Oh God, I wouldn't even beat at fins. I wouldn't
even bat And I really do hear such crazy things,
we thought
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Every morning with the two Bull phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties,
He is another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only on ninety six seven Kiss Atham.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Hello, Hi, this is Petiggins calling from elementary. I'm the
assistant to the vice principal here and I was looking
for Writer's mom and Lisa.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Yeah, this is Writer.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Okay, Oh, yes, he's fine, No need for alarm. But
I did feel the need to call you to go
over something that I was made aware of today involving
your son Writer.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Okay, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Well, I was alerted of the Halloween costume that he's
planning on wearing to school.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Okay, And I don't know if.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
You've got the list of rules if he took that
home or not. You know, sometimes the kids forget to
bring things home. But it is definitely not approved. No,
it's a big no.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
No Captain America.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yes, we have a straight no superhero policy here. If
a child wants to be a superhero, we do have
an alternate option. They may go as a peaceful protester.
That'd be a flannel shirt, some stress jeans, and an
earth toned beanie.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
But no signs.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Are you joke it?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
No, I'm not. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
It's just that superheroes can sometimes be very polarizing, especially
one that is the representative of a country, because we
try to you know, represent everybody here.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
So yes, if you can.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Get together a flannel shirt, some stress jeans, and an
earth toned beanie in time, he could go as a
peaceful protester, which basically is a superhero.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Let's be honest.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Okay, I won't be doing that, but okay, I thought.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
A superhero would be great.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
You know, I was trying to stay away from like
the glory stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
But yeah, no, yeah, we definitely don't want that either.
But he's more than welcome to be a peaceful protester.
I can go over the other options for you as well.
If he wants to be some sort of a vampire
or something like that, we're all not doing that. But
if he wants to be a vampire, he can go
as a nutritional advocate promoting a blood free diet as
to not get kids, you know, thinking about drinking blood
(02:09):
and things like that.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
It's just gross.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Okay, well, we won't be doing that.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Probiotics with them or something like that. No, you know,
there's also a.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Pirate Okay, yep, we'll do that.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Well, if a child wants to go as a pirate,
we are frowning on any sort of pirate costuming. They
can go as a nautical adventure enthusiast. Maybe bring some
seashells with them and promote ocean conservation.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
It's fun nautical enthusiast.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
That's not a pirate. He's not going to bring shells
to school.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
That's not a costume.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
None of the things you mentioned sound like a costume.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Well, you know, we're trying to have a very inclusive
Halloween this year. For example, I don't know if you
heard me talk about the nutritional advocate promoting a blood
free diet. No, he could come and walk around the
school and talk about how important it is to have
a good gut microbiome.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
That's a very good costume. A good gut. I don't
even know what that is.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Kids don't even know what that is.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Well, they don't need to know about that yet.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Pre probiotics.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
It's not important yet.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Let him be kids.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
This is ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Well, that's what we find is the problem with a
lot of Halloween costumes. They're very insensitive and they can
be spooky. We just like to take everybody's feelings into consideration.
No fairy tale characters either. Instead, they can go as
a literary character enthusiast, so they can bring a book
with them of their favorite series.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Tail.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
That's not a costume.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
No one's an enthusiast of these things.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Stop it.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I don't care what you say.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
He's coming as Captain America.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
It's a great.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Costume, and that's going to be his way of peacefully protesting. Okay,
you know that's a superhero, right, He's going to be
peacefully protesting your Halloween.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Man. We will have to send him home unless he
wants to put on a final T shirt, some distress
tans and an earth tone beanie.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
I'm hanging up now. I'm calling the superintendent because this
is ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
I feel like I'm on a TV show. This is
the strangest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Before you hang up, I want to let you know
this is actually Jubil from The Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Oh god, thank god.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
I thought I was going insane, the school was going insane,
and oh my god.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Has it even working hard on getting here? So I'm
all ready to be Captain America. I wanted to mess
with you.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Oh my god, that was ridiculous. I couldn't believe all
the enthusiasts. You guys are growing at me. All the
kids are being enthusiast.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
We thought every morning with a ju bull phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties. This is another jubile phone prank,
weekday mornings on the twenties only on ninety six sevens.
This is Madison sah Oosah.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
I'm at tempting to remain calm. My name is Pete Eakins,
and I need to lodge a complaint with the manager.
Please let me speak to the manager right away.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
This is the manager. How can I help you? What
was the issue?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Oh boy, having a lot of trouble being calm here Madison,
you're the manager.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I am yeah, I have a huge.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Complaint that I need to lodge and I am very upset.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Okay, what was the issue?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
No big deal? Your restaurant has just ruined my life?
No big deal.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Can you explain to me what the problem is and
then I might be able to actually, yes, I.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Will love to explain it.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
And again, I'm trying to remain calm because it's been
impossible to remain calm since I ate.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
At your establishment.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I had a stake there, and I don't know where
you're getting your cattle from, but obviously it's a cattle
farm where the cows are angry.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
A cattle farm where the cows are angry.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
I'm yep.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
You served me a steak that was full of rage,
and I ingested that rage, and then I took that
rage with me throughout the rest of the day after
I ate it, and it's still there. I'm still having
trouble being calm. And it was a week ago, so
I don't know how much rage was in that steak,
but I ate it and that it consumed me, and
(06:32):
somebody's gotta pay for it.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
So I'm I'm sorry, I'm having trouble.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I'm a little Let me explain it to you then, Madison. Okay,
let me just explain it to you. You can.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
I'm trying to be trying to be helpful here.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I all right, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Well, I don't know if you know this medicine, but
when an animal experience is an emotion, it gets into
the meat, and then when some but he eats the meat,
that emotion gets into the person and you serve me
a rage steak, and because of that, when I left there,
got in a road rage incident and had to go
spend the night in jail. Because of that, also ended
(07:13):
up quitting my job, telling my boss off, stormed out
of the place. Now I don't have a job, I
don't have a car, I've got some legal issues, all
because of the steak you serve me. How do you
want to explain that?
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
So you.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Think that because of a steak you ate here.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
A week ago, who'sa Who's who'sa?
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Are you you're making up really strange?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
But what it was going on, I was trying to
calm myself down because it's very hard for me to
calm myself down since you served me a rage steak.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
So let me get this straight. You had a steak
here a week ago, and you I've been angry ever
since you ate that steak, and you think that it is.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Our fault, your servant rage steaks. Yeah, your serving meat
that obviously was on a farm where cows were not happy.
Customers are ingesting it, and they're losing their jobs and
they're leaving their families and getting divorced.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
That's another thing to it.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Did and tell you about stormed out of my family
getting divorced.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Now, all because it's sake, I don't all, I don't
think that has anything to do with your dining.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Experience with us.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I think the actual issue here is that you're just
an idiot, because I don't know what you want from
me as a manager of a steakhouse.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Well, I can see you just insulted a customer.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Yeah, I did, because you're a lunatic, and I really
hope you never set foot in our building again.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
All right, Well, that's it. I'll be suing you know.
I'm gonna be talking to my lawyers and wait for
the protest later. When I come down there, I'll be
protested outside. I'll be protested outside. I'll be the one
with no pains.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
All right, sir, Well we'll see you later. I'll be
looking for you, the guy with no pants. I'll be
happy to call the top as soon as I see Okay,
have a great day.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Hey Madison, this is actually Dubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your employee Brandon.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Set you up. Wait, I'm sorry what it's a prank
phone call? This is Dubil from the Jebel Show.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
It's a radio show, and he said that you manage
the restaurant he works at, and you always have to
deal with weird customer complaints, so he wanted to mess
with you.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Oh God, I wouldn't even beat at fins. I wouldn't
even bat And I really do hear such crazy things,
we thought
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Every morning with the two Bull phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties,
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