November 20, 2025 • 10 mins
Ever wondered what it would feel like to get billed for yawning in your own apartment? In this hilarious episode of Jubal Phone Pranks, Jubal calls Arden pretending to be from her apartment’s resident services with a list of outrageous “noise violations”—including heavy footfalls, unruly chair scooting, and even cluster sneezes! Things escalate fast when Arden demands to know who’s spying on her every move. Plus, stick around for a second prank where a Tesla delivery goes horribly wrong thanks to a delivery guy named “Donk” and his buddy Jeremy. Two pranks, endless laughs - listen now for the ultimate prank chaos! Weekday mornings on the 20s with The Jubal Show.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
He is another Jubile Phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only on ninety six seven.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Hello, Well, if it isn't Miss Heavyfoot herself, who's this
hi Arden?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
This is Pete Eakins.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I'm calling from Apartments Residence Services and I'm calling to
go over a few things with you because we've gotten
a lot of noise complaints about you.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Okay, do you are you?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Noise complaints?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I'm talking about your downstairs neighbor who has quite a
few grievances that they've let us know about, and I
need to go over those with you because you're going
to be charged quite a bit of money in the
upcoming months.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
To make up for it.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
I'm getting charged for noise complaints and this is the
first time I'm hearing about it.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Well, it's been going on for quite a while, and yeah,
we decided to finally put it to call because it's
really gotten to be quite a problem. You moved in
in twenty twenty three and the first incidents of the
heavy footfall was Wednesday, March third, twenty twenty three at
seven to twelve pm and the decibel level on that
by the way, was sixty seven dB.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Are you they're keeping track up?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
My?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
What the well?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
You know, we started getting always complaints and so we
do have somebody there reading decibel levels every single time
there's an infraction, a heavy foot infraction, and of course
the unruly chair scooting. First incident of that was April seventeenth,
twenty twenty three, at six oh three am. There was
some unruly chair scooting that measured seventy two decibels.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
This is ridiculous. No, no, no, leg I'm not no.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I'm not paying any other I'm not doing it.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Well, what else is there? Do you want to talk about?
The loud yawning? Loud? What yawning? Yawning?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yawn to the floorboards?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
You?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
We encourage our residents here to be respectful of the
other tenants around them, and we've had many instances of
loud yawning. First incidence of that was Sunday, May seventh,
twenty twenty three, at nine forty six am. The sustained
vocalization was upwards of sixty four dbs. So I don't
know how loud you're yawning up there, but you might
want to think about that.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
The next time you're doing it.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
So wait, a second home and I've allowed to yawn
in my own home, I'm going to be charged to yawn,
which I'm quite sure everybody does.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
What else? What else is there?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Well, yes, but I think the respect of their neighbors,
and they keep it down a bit. I don't know
if you're yelling or what you're howling, howling like a
wolf at the moon, or whatever you're doing. When you're yawning,
it is very loud. Also, there's been a lot of
cluster sneezes lately. I know it's allergy season, but Tuesday
May twenty fourth, twenty twenty five, at ten fourteen am,
(03:00):
there was a loud cluster sneeze that we got measured
at eighty five decibels.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
It's very loud to be.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Sneeze, cluster sneeze?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
What's the is a cluster sneeze? It's more than three?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Oh my gosh, who is this neighbor? That's a list
of all of this stuff?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Who is this? Who is what? The neighbor?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Yes, who's the neighbor that's keeping track of everything that
I'm doing in my apartment?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Well, I don't think I'm allowed to share that information.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
With you, not no, no, tell me who it is.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Last week I was awoken to the clapping aloud to music.
I think it was. Yes, it was last Wednesday. The
tenant was what I was having a birthday party. I
was shook out of sleep. Wait what what did you
just say? The resident was shook awake, they said.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
To where I heard you say you and.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I was saying. The resident was, well, that's not what
you said. That's not what you said.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
You said.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I was a woken.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Up in my sleep.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
I was woken up out of my sleep.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Is it you? Is it you?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Have you been like cripply checking everything that I've been doing?
Because that that that's weird. That's weird. You're the worst
person on this planet. You're sitting there in your apartment
making lists after lists about all the noises I make
in my apartment when you should really focus on your
own And I'm going to call the office that you're
a part of.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
And I'm going to get you fired. How about that?
How about we don't do that? Oh I think we
should do that.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
I think we should Okay this off enough.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Let's not though, because this is a prank phone call.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
This is actually Jubil from The Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your boyfriend set you up.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
He's not to be my boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
You live in an apartment. They're always picky about noise
and stuff. I wanted to me to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, they are.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Wait thought every morning with a two bull phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
It's another two bolt phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Only one six seven kiss that then. Hello, Yeah, this
is Donk.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
I'm calling from dot com and I was looking for Matt,
who's having a Tasla Model three delivered from us today.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Oh yeah, hey that's me. Uh are you guys almost here?
I wasn't expecting you until this afternoon.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Well so yeah, I'm like, I'm on the delivery team
that's delivering your new ride to you, which is like
super cool choice, dude, Like it looks great.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Well look, I mean yeah it was looking great, you know, so.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I mean it was looking great.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Oh yeah, that's so that's why I'm calling. Like, first
of all, I just wanted to compliment you again, you know,
on the car choice, because like it's dope call, you know,
and like I know, compliments usually help with like delivering
news that is like bad or whatever.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
So anyway, dude, good choice on the car.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Dude, Uh, did you just literally compliment my card choice
because you're about to give me bad news? Okay? Is
it like it's going to be delivered tomorrow because you
guys have a bunch of deliveries or did something happen well?
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Yeah, like so something happened to your whip, dude on
the en route to delivery.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I have been waiting weeks for this delivery and it
is supposed to be here today, so yeah, what is
going on?
Speaker 5 (06:40):
It is like here, you know, but like it's down
the street from the delivery address, So like.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Is what.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Does that even mean? Dunk?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Your name is Dunk?
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Well, like my full name, dude is Paul Donkler, but
people just call me donk. Kind of gotta like, uh
be transparent on this, dude, Like, you know, it got
a little meaty in the delivery process, and so that's
what happened, Dounk.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
What's the does that mean?
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Just got to meaty, dude, you know, and like I
take but really like I kind of caught a place
a little bit of blame on Jeremy for this one.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Dude. Yeah, dude, I'm talking about you, bro.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
What's up are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Who is Jeremy? If you were?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
How many people are involved? We misplaced in my car?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
If you wouldn't have brought it up, bro, I wouldn't
know how to try and do it. You know.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
It almost proved you wrong too's I'm sorry, Mattle.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I was talking to Jeremy over here.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Jeremy is the dude that like we do we ride
together to deliver the cars, like he's my coworker.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
What is that? What is going?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Okay? All right DD? So here's what happened.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Okay, So, like we were right down the street from
your address to drop the car off, you know, and
then like Jeremy was like running his mouth. He's like, hey, dude,
like you know, because like I work out on stuff,
and he's like, hey, bro, I bet you can't push
the car from here to the to the address to
the house, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
And so anyway, like I started to push it. But
like basically, bro, like I started to push it.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
You're on a little bit of an incline where your
house is, and the car rolled back and it's smash
into a pole.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
So so so, John, let me give this straight. So
my car is on a flatbed, you bring it, you
bring it off the flatbed?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Yeah, not with my own hounds.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Dude, it gets off the flatbed. Yeah, bro, yeah, you're
your co worker, Jeremy. Yeah, says hey, man, I bet
you can push the car or you can't push this car.
And you're like that, Jeremy, I'm gonna show you what's
(09:05):
going on. Why to push my car?
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Yeah, bro, exactly, dude, can you believe it?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
No, I can't believe it. Dunk, You're an idiot, all right,
And Jeremy, if you can hear this, you're an idiot too.
And this whole company, whoever decided people background checks run?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Hey Matt, Matt, this is actually Jubil from the Jebel
Show doing a phone prank on you and your sister.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Some have to set you up. Oh are you it's
a joke.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
She said that you were excited about getting a new
car delivered today and I wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Okay, okay, I'm I'm I'm relieved. I'm gonna kill her,
but I'm relieved. And all I'm thinking is like this
some meadhead high school dropout trying to push my car
up a hill.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Like wake up every morning with a two volt pone
pranks weekday mornings on the twenties,
He is another Jubile Phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only on ninety six seven.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Hello, Well, if it isn't Miss Heavyfoot herself, who's this
hi Arden?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
This is Pete Eakins.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I'm calling from Apartments Residence Services and I'm calling to
go over a few things with you because we've gotten
a lot of noise complaints about you.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Okay, do you are you?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Noise complaints?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I'm talking about your downstairs neighbor who has quite a
few grievances that they've let us know about, and I
need to go over those with you because you're going
to be charged quite a bit of money in the
upcoming months.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
To make up for it.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
I'm getting charged for noise complaints and this is the
first time I'm hearing about it.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Well, it's been going on for quite a while, and yeah,
we decided to finally put it to call because it's
really gotten to be quite a problem. You moved in
in twenty twenty three and the first incidents of the
heavy footfall was Wednesday, March third, twenty twenty three at
seven to twelve pm and the decibel level on that
by the way, was sixty seven dB.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Are you they're keeping track up?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
My?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
What the well?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
You know, we started getting always complaints and so we
do have somebody there reading decibel levels every single time
there's an infraction, a heavy foot infraction, and of course
the unruly chair scooting. First incident of that was April seventeenth,
twenty twenty three, at six oh three am. There was
some unruly chair scooting that measured seventy two decibels.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
This is ridiculous. No, no, no, leg I'm not no.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I'm not paying any other I'm not doing it.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Well, what else is there? Do you want to talk about?
The loud yawning? Loud? What yawning? Yawning?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yawn to the floorboards?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
You?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
We encourage our residents here to be respectful of the
other tenants around them, and we've had many instances of
loud yawning. First incidence of that was Sunday, May seventh,
twenty twenty three, at nine forty six am. The sustained
vocalization was upwards of sixty four dbs. So I don't
know how loud you're yawning up there, but you might
want to think about that.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
The next time you're doing it.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
So wait, a second home and I've allowed to yawn
in my own home, I'm going to be charged to yawn,
which I'm quite sure everybody does.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
What else? What else is there?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Well, yes, but I think the respect of their neighbors,
and they keep it down a bit. I don't know
if you're yelling or what you're howling, howling like a
wolf at the moon, or whatever you're doing. When you're yawning,
it is very loud. Also, there's been a lot of
cluster sneezes lately. I know it's allergy season, but Tuesday
May twenty fourth, twenty twenty five, at ten fourteen am,
(03:00):
there was a loud cluster sneeze that we got measured
at eighty five decibels.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
It's very loud to be.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Sneeze, cluster sneeze?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
What's the is a cluster sneeze? It's more than three?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Oh my gosh, who is this neighbor? That's a list
of all of this stuff?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Who is this? Who is what? The neighbor?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Yes, who's the neighbor that's keeping track of everything that
I'm doing in my apartment?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Well, I don't think I'm allowed to share that information.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
With you, not no, no, tell me who it is.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Last week I was awoken to the clapping aloud to music.
I think it was. Yes, it was last Wednesday. The
tenant was what I was having a birthday party. I
was shook out of sleep. Wait what what did you
just say? The resident was shook awake, they said.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
To where I heard you say you and.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I was saying. The resident was, well, that's not what
you said. That's not what you said.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
You said.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I was a woken.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Up in my sleep.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
I was woken up out of my sleep.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Is it you? Is it you?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Have you been like cripply checking everything that I've been doing?
Because that that that's weird. That's weird. You're the worst
person on this planet. You're sitting there in your apartment
making lists after lists about all the noises I make
in my apartment when you should really focus on your
own And I'm going to call the office that you're
a part of.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
And I'm going to get you fired. How about that?
How about we don't do that? Oh I think we
should do that.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
I think we should Okay this off enough.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Let's not though, because this is a prank phone call.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
This is actually Jubil from The Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your boyfriend set you up.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
He's not to be my boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
You live in an apartment. They're always picky about noise
and stuff. I wanted to me to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, they are.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Wait thought every morning with a two bull phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
It's another two bolt phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Only one six seven kiss that then. Hello, Yeah, this
is Donk.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
I'm calling from dot com and I was looking for Matt,
who's having a Tasla Model three delivered from us today.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Oh yeah, hey that's me. Uh are you guys almost here?
I wasn't expecting you until this afternoon.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Well so yeah, I'm like, I'm on the delivery team
that's delivering your new ride to you, which is like
super cool choice, dude, Like it looks great.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Well look, I mean yeah it was looking great, you know, so.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I mean it was looking great.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Oh yeah, that's so that's why I'm calling. Like, first
of all, I just wanted to compliment you again, you know,
on the car choice, because like it's dope call, you know,
and like I know, compliments usually help with like delivering
news that is like bad or whatever.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
So anyway, dude, good choice on the car.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Dude, Uh, did you just literally compliment my card choice
because you're about to give me bad news? Okay? Is
it like it's going to be delivered tomorrow because you
guys have a bunch of deliveries or did something happen well?
Speaker 5 (06:26):
Yeah, like so something happened to your whip, dude on
the en route to delivery.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I have been waiting weeks for this delivery and it
is supposed to be here today, so yeah, what is
going on?
Speaker 5 (06:40):
It is like here, you know, but like it's down
the street from the delivery address, So like.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Is what.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Does that even mean? Dunk?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Your name is Dunk?
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Well, like my full name, dude is Paul Donkler, but
people just call me donk. Kind of gotta like, uh
be transparent on this, dude, Like, you know, it got
a little meaty in the delivery process, and so that's
what happened, Dounk.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
What's the does that mean?
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Just got to meaty, dude, you know, and like I
take but really like I kind of caught a place
a little bit of blame on Jeremy for this one.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Dude. Yeah, dude, I'm talking about you, bro.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
What's up are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Who is Jeremy? If you were?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
How many people are involved? We misplaced in my car?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
If you wouldn't have brought it up, bro, I wouldn't
know how to try and do it. You know.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
It almost proved you wrong too's I'm sorry, Mattle.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I was talking to Jeremy over here.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Jeremy is the dude that like we do we ride
together to deliver the cars, like he's my coworker.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
What is that? What is going?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Okay? All right DD? So here's what happened.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Okay, So, like we were right down the street from
your address to drop the car off, you know, and
then like Jeremy was like running his mouth. He's like, hey, dude,
like you know, because like I work out on stuff,
and he's like, hey, bro, I bet you can't push
the car from here to the to the address to
the house, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
And so anyway, like I started to push it. But
like basically, bro, like I started to push it.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
You're on a little bit of an incline where your
house is, and the car rolled back and it's smash
into a pole.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
So so so, John, let me give this straight. So
my car is on a flatbed, you bring it, you
bring it off the flatbed?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Yeah, not with my own hounds.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Dude, it gets off the flatbed. Yeah, bro, yeah, you're
your co worker, Jeremy. Yeah, says hey, man, I bet
you can push the car or you can't push this car.
And you're like that, Jeremy, I'm gonna show you what's
(09:05):
going on. Why to push my car?
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Yeah, bro, exactly, dude, can you believe it?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
No, I can't believe it. Dunk, You're an idiot, all right,
And Jeremy, if you can hear this, you're an idiot too.
And this whole company, whoever decided people background checks run?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Hey Matt, Matt, this is actually Jubil from the Jebel
Show doing a phone prank on you and your sister.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Some have to set you up. Oh are you it's
a joke.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
She said that you were excited about getting a new
car delivered today and I wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Okay, okay, I'm I'm I'm relieved. I'm gonna kill her,
but I'm relieved. And all I'm thinking is like this
some meadhead high school dropout trying to push my car
up a hill.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
Like wake up every morning with a two volt pone
pranks weekday mornings on the twenties,
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