May 12, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and laughter with Jubal's latest Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show! In this episode, Jubal takes on the persona of Marcus's overprotective father, calling Natalia to interrogate her about her intentions with his "little boy." The conversation quickly escalates as Natalia navigates the bizarre and hilarious demands of Marcus's "papa." Just when Natalia thinks things can't get any stranger, Jubal reveals the prank, leaving her in stitches.
But the fun doesn't stop there! Jubal then transforms into Aquarius, a psychic customer service representative, to prank Anna about her faulty home security system. With his mystical insights and cryptic messages, Aquarius pushes Anna to the brink, only to reveal the prank and leave her laughing at the absurdity of it all.
Tune in to experience the hilarity and unexpected twists that only Jubal can deliver. Whether it's family drama or psychic shenanigans, this episode is packed with laughs and unforgettable moments. Don't miss out on the fun!
But the fun doesn't stop there! Jubal then transforms into Aquarius, a psychic customer service representative, to prank Anna about her faulty home security system. With his mystical insights and cryptic messages, Aquarius pushes Anna to the brink, only to reveal the prank and leave her laughing at the absurdity of it all.
Tune in to experience the hilarity and unexpected twists that only Jubal can deliver. Whether it's family drama or psychic shenanigans, this episode is packed with laughs and unforgettable moments. Don't miss out on the fun!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the
twenties only one six seven kiss that Hello, Natalia, It's Mark.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Who is this?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Mark? Marcus's papa? You're dating my little boy?
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Oh okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
I just didn't.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Uh So Marcus came over for dinner the other night
and told us about you. So I demanded that he
gave me your phone numbers so I could give you
a call.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
Oh okay, what is your intentions with my little boy? Well,
I mean there's really like no intention We're just dating,
you know, like we're we're just getting to know each
other Mark, because it's really a sweet person.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
He's a sweet lady boy, isn't he? Yes? He is,
and his pop up protects his feelings.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Do you call everybody that he goes in a day with.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
If I find out that little Marcus is dating? Yes,
I have a conversation with them, just like we're having
right now, and so far pretty unimpressive. I've got to
tell you, Well.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
I'm sorry, Like I just I had no idea you
were going to call.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
They don't like at.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
I'm not giving you any attitude, but it's just very I.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Still haven't heard what your intentions are with my little boy,
so I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
He's not a little boy. He's a three two year
old man.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Little Marcus will always be daddy's little boy. And you're
dating him now, so you're part of the family.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Well not really, like we just went on three dates,
so we're just getting.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
To know each other, like you a lot, he told us.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
I'm sorry, it's a little strange that you keep calling
him little Marcus, like it's he's not a kid.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Do you have any children.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
I don't have any children.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Once you have them, you'll know they're always your little
boys or little girls. So little Marcus is my little
baby boy, and he's dating you for three dates, and
so you're part of the family now, and I have
not met you, and I'm very upset about that. What
about Saturday? What about it?
Speaker 5 (02:18):
But what about Saturday? Oh, we are supposed to go
to watch a movie.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
I will have to talk to Marcus, but I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I know you guys are supposed to go to dinner
in a movie. I said family dinner, because that's what
it is. The entire family will be there, his aunts, uncles,
and cousins and the set of his grandparents are flying
in and we will meet you. Then.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
I'm gonna have to talk to Marcus because I don't know.
This is just this.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
The lit and Marcus are not allowed to talk until
we meet you. He's on restriction. He's grounded.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
What he's grounded?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yes, he cannot come out of his room. He's grounded
because he did not tell his papa that he was dating.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
He lives with the guys.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
No, he has his own apartment, but he's not allowed
to leave the room in his apartment.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Do you know that he doesn't come out of his room.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
He better not. He better not. I'm going to go
over there and check as soon as I get off
the phone. Okay, have you heard from him today, because
he's not supposed to be using his phone either.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
No, I actually have not heard from him. Today's listening
to you and listen.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
My little boy loves you. Okay, and the whole family
needs to meet you on Saturday.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Okay, I'm sorry. You know you can tell little Marcus
that I am not interested in dating him anymore.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Like I'm definitely not gonna date a thirty two year
old man who's listening to his dad and that he's grounded,
that his dad grounds him a thirty two years old.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Okay, fine and all, let's let you know it's a
pring phone call. What this is actually Jebel from the
Jewel Show doing a phone brink on you and Marcus
the new guy dating set you up. Oh my god,
it's a joke. He wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Oh my god, the horrible thing.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
I was like, am I in the Twilight Right now?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
He said that he's excited to see you again on Saturday.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Oh thank god? Off, Okay, now I'm excited to call
him little Marcus all the time.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
What I'm gonna do? We thought every morning.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
With a jew boll phone pranks weekday mornings on the
twenties is another jubile phone.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Prank weekday mornings on the twenties, only on maybe six
seven kiss that them. Hello, Hello there, this is Aquarius.
I'm calling from Home Security. Your name is Hannah. Oh yes, yes,
(04:54):
I sense that. How are you?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I'm fine? How are you?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
My name is Aquarius, and I'm a customer service representative
for Home Security. And I know that you emailed us,
but on purpose, I didn't look at your name. I
just wanted to call and see if I could divine
what it is, and Anna came to me as soon
as you answered, Okay, well, I'm sorry not to take
(05:22):
away from your issue. I have a psychic as well,
and so that's my side job, and sometimes I get
my two jobs intermingled. So anyway, Anna tell me about
your situation with your home alarm.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Oh yeah, so what's happening.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
He goes off the same times, doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Well, yeah, that's what I emailed you about.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
That's what I was getting from you. That's what I sensed.
That it goes off sometimes when you're entering the house.
And then also I'm getting that it goes off random
times during the day. Is that correct?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
You just stated things that are listed exactly in the
email that I sent you. So is it possible that
you just read my email.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I'm sorry if it's shocking to you with my abilities,
but yes, I was just I heard it in your voice.
Something said to me that the problem is that the
alarm will go off when you enter the house at
random times during the day. I know you're probably impressed,
but let's get back to your issue. So I'm sensing
(06:31):
an uh that you want a resolution to this.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Are you really saing? Are you really thinking that you
know what? Are you sensing that I need a resolution?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Or yes?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Is that what? That's what I need.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
It's not that you're sensing it. My censors are going off,
and I don't know what senses do you think you're
involved in?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
But my what I need?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Are you really just gonna in the middle of the
fact that you're not resolving the issue?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
And I'm hearing something from the other side and I
have a message.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
I don't need your Do you have a message for me?
I don't need your message. I need you to fix
my security system. That's why I balg you an email.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I'll tell her. I will tell her, Yes, I will
tell her. I'm sorry, so Anna, someone from the other
side wants me to tell you that sometimes we must
be intruders in our own lives to find an inner safety.
I think your alarm is trying to teach you a lesson,
a very valuable one.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I'm gonna lose my that's your job. That's why you're
sensing it.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
It's probably on the prompt that's in front of you,
with a script that's in front of your face.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Then you can't say that you're sensing something in a
calm voice when the fact is, this is what you're
getting paid to do. I don't know if it's fifteen
dollars an hour, twenty twenty five, thirty forty, or five
dollars an hour, but it's your job to figure this
stuff out. And so if you're stundling to get a
technician need to come out here. That's so interesting because
(08:12):
that's exactly what we hired you to do. So if
you don't fix life security system, I swear on my
life I will write a review that will ruin to
anything you are trying to build. I don't know if
you know who I am, but I'm really that bad.
(08:33):
Stop playing with me.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
I'm too tired about this because I have been.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
And I don't know why you're laughing at the fact
that I'm really that.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I'm laughing because this is actually Jubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone brank on you and your husband
sets you up.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Oh my god, my husband me up.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
He said that you guys have been having problems with
your home security system and you've been trying to get
a hold of him, and he wanted me to mess
with you.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Oh, oh my gosh, wait, wait two people people are
gonna eat to wait.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I was completely unhinged.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
My husband, I'm not cooking him dinner tonight. Wake out
every morning with the two bolt phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties
This is another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the
twenties only one six seven kiss that Hello, Natalia, It's Mark.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Who is this?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Mark? Marcus's papa? You're dating my little boy?
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Oh okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
I just didn't.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Uh So Marcus came over for dinner the other night
and told us about you. So I demanded that he
gave me your phone numbers so I could give you
a call.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
Oh okay, what is your intentions with my little boy? Well,
I mean there's really like no intention We're just dating,
you know, like we're we're just getting to know each
other Mark, because it's really a sweet person.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
He's a sweet lady boy, isn't he? Yes? He is,
and his pop up protects his feelings.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Do you call everybody that he goes in a day with.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
If I find out that little Marcus is dating? Yes,
I have a conversation with them, just like we're having
right now, and so far pretty unimpressive. I've got to
tell you, Well.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
I'm sorry, Like I just I had no idea you
were going to call.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
They don't like at.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
I'm not giving you any attitude, but it's just very I.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Still haven't heard what your intentions are with my little boy,
so I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
He's not a little boy. He's a three two year
old man.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Little Marcus will always be daddy's little boy. And you're
dating him now, so you're part of the family.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Well not really, like we just went on three dates,
so we're just getting.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
To know each other, like you a lot, he told us.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
I'm sorry, it's a little strange that you keep calling
him little Marcus, like it's he's not a kid.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Do you have any children.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
I don't have any children.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Once you have them, you'll know they're always your little
boys or little girls. So little Marcus is my little
baby boy, and he's dating you for three dates, and
so you're part of the family now, and I have
not met you, and I'm very upset about that. What
about Saturday? What about it?
Speaker 5 (02:18):
But what about Saturday? Oh, we are supposed to go
to watch a movie.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
I will have to talk to Marcus, but I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I know you guys are supposed to go to dinner
in a movie. I said family dinner, because that's what
it is. The entire family will be there, his aunts, uncles,
and cousins and the set of his grandparents are flying
in and we will meet you. Then.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
I'm gonna have to talk to Marcus because I don't know.
This is just this.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
The lit and Marcus are not allowed to talk until
we meet you. He's on restriction. He's grounded.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
What he's grounded?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yes, he cannot come out of his room. He's grounded
because he did not tell his papa that he was dating.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
He lives with the guys.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
No, he has his own apartment, but he's not allowed
to leave the room in his apartment.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Do you know that he doesn't come out of his room.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
He better not. He better not. I'm going to go
over there and check as soon as I get off
the phone. Okay, have you heard from him today, because
he's not supposed to be using his phone either.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
No, I actually have not heard from him. Today's listening
to you and listen.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
My little boy loves you. Okay, and the whole family
needs to meet you on Saturday.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Okay, I'm sorry. You know you can tell little Marcus
that I am not interested in dating him anymore.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Like I'm definitely not gonna date a thirty two year
old man who's listening to his dad and that he's grounded,
that his dad grounds him a thirty two years old.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Okay, fine and all, let's let you know it's a
pring phone call. What this is actually Jebel from the
Jewel Show doing a phone brink on you and Marcus
the new guy dating set you up. Oh my god,
it's a joke. He wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Oh my god, the horrible thing.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
I was like, am I in the Twilight Right now?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
He said that he's excited to see you again on Saturday.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Oh thank god? Off, Okay, now I'm excited to call
him little Marcus all the time.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
What I'm gonna do? We thought every morning.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
With a jew boll phone pranks weekday mornings on the
twenties is another jubile phone.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Prank weekday mornings on the twenties, only on maybe six
seven kiss that them. Hello, Hello there, this is Aquarius.
I'm calling from Home Security. Your name is Hannah. Oh yes, yes,
(04:54):
I sense that. How are you?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I'm fine? How are you?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
My name is Aquarius, and I'm a customer service representative
for Home Security. And I know that you emailed us,
but on purpose, I didn't look at your name. I
just wanted to call and see if I could divine
what it is, and Anna came to me as soon
as you answered, Okay, well, I'm sorry not to take
(05:22):
away from your issue. I have a psychic as well,
and so that's my side job, and sometimes I get
my two jobs intermingled. So anyway, Anna tell me about
your situation with your home alarm.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Oh yeah, so what's happening.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
He goes off the same times, doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Well, yeah, that's what I emailed you about.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
That's what I was getting from you. That's what I sensed.
That it goes off sometimes when you're entering the house.
And then also I'm getting that it goes off random
times during the day. Is that correct?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
You just stated things that are listed exactly in the
email that I sent you. So is it possible that
you just read my email.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I'm sorry if it's shocking to you with my abilities,
but yes, I was just I heard it in your voice.
Something said to me that the problem is that the
alarm will go off when you enter the house at
random times during the day. I know you're probably impressed,
but let's get back to your issue. So I'm sensing
(06:31):
an uh that you want a resolution to this.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Are you really saing? Are you really thinking that you
know what? Are you sensing that I need a resolution?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Or yes?
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Is that what? That's what I need.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
It's not that you're sensing it. My censors are going off,
and I don't know what senses do you think you're
involved in?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
But my what I need?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Are you really just gonna in the middle of the
fact that you're not resolving the issue?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
And I'm hearing something from the other side and I
have a message.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
I don't need your Do you have a message for me?
I don't need your message. I need you to fix
my security system. That's why I balg you an email.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I'll tell her. I will tell her, Yes, I will
tell her. I'm sorry, so Anna, someone from the other
side wants me to tell you that sometimes we must
be intruders in our own lives to find an inner safety.
I think your alarm is trying to teach you a lesson,
a very valuable one.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I'm gonna lose my that's your job. That's why you're
sensing it.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
It's probably on the prompt that's in front of you,
with a script that's in front of your face.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Then you can't say that you're sensing something in a
calm voice when the fact is, this is what you're
getting paid to do. I don't know if it's fifteen
dollars an hour, twenty twenty five, thirty forty, or five
dollars an hour, but it's your job to figure this
stuff out. And so if you're stundling to get a
technician need to come out here. That's so interesting because
(08:12):
that's exactly what we hired you to do. So if
you don't fix life security system, I swear on my
life I will write a review that will ruin to
anything you are trying to build. I don't know if
you know who I am, but I'm really that bad.
(08:33):
Stop playing with me.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
I'm too tired about this because I have been.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
And I don't know why you're laughing at the fact
that I'm really that.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I'm laughing because this is actually Jubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone brank on you and your husband
sets you up.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Oh my god, my husband me up.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
He said that you guys have been having problems with
your home security system and you've been trying to get
a hold of him, and he wanted me to mess
with you.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Oh, oh my gosh, wait, wait two people people are
gonna eat to wait.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I was completely unhinged.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
My husband, I'm not cooking him dinner tonight. Wake out
every morning with the two bolt phone pranks weekday mornings
on the twenties
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