Get ready for another wild ride with The Jubal Show’s infamous Phone Pranks segment! In today’s episode, Jubal transforms into the relentless Ranger Pete Eakin from the US Park Service, calling unsuspecting camper Max about a supposed “pack it in, pack it out” violation at Yellowstone National Park. Max is left speechless as Ranger Pete accuses him of leaving behind balled-up napkins, threatening a hefty $435 fine and even the loss of his national park pass! The tension builds as Max tries to defend himself, only for Jubal to up the ante with hilarious threats about raccoons, surprise ranger visits, and more. Just when Max is about to call the real cops, the prank is revealed, leaving him (and listeners) in stitches.
But that’s not all - the laughs keep coming when Jubal, as quirky cleaner Juniper, calls Jason about a mysterious “stain” left during a house cleaning. As Juniper nervously describes the stain as being “about 5'8" long,” Jason’s confusion and panic escalate, convinced something sinister happened in his home. The prank reaches peak absurdity before the truth is unveiled: it’s all a setup by Jason’s brother for the ultimate phone prank!
Tune in to hear these jaw-dropping reactions, perfectly timed punchlines, and the kind of creative chaos only The Jubal Show can deliver. If you love outrageous humor, unpredictable twists, and the best pranks on radio, you won’t want to miss this episode. Wake up every morning with Jubal’s Phone Pranks - only on 96.7 KISS FM, weekday mornings on the 20s!
But that’s not all - the laughs keep coming when Jubal, as quirky cleaner Juniper, calls Jason about a mysterious “stain” left during a house cleaning. As Juniper nervously describes the stain as being “about 5'8" long,” Jason’s confusion and panic escalate, convinced something sinister happened in his home. The prank reaches peak absurdity before the truth is unveiled: it’s all a setup by Jason’s brother for the ultimate phone prank!
Tune in to hear these jaw-dropping reactions, perfectly timed punchlines, and the kind of creative chaos only The Jubal Show can deliver. If you love outrageous humor, unpredictable twists, and the best pranks on radio, you won’t want to miss this episode. Wake up every morning with Jubal’s Phone Pranks - only on 96.7 KISS FM, weekday mornings on the 20s!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another ju bullphone cracks weekday mornings on the
twenties only one six.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Hello, pack it in, pack it out. I'm sorry what
pack it in?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
You pack it out?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Think you am? I speaking with Max? Yes?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
You are?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Pack it in, pack it out?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
This is Ranger Pete Eakins from the US Park Service
of your service right now. You recently went camping in
Yellowstone National Park direct I did. I did, Yes, you did,
and that is why I'm on the phone with you today.
If you need my Madge number, you need my name again,
I can give it to you. I'm happy to do that, sir.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
I don't think I need to bad number. I got
your name, but I am to pack it out. I'm
just kind of curious why you're calling me.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Not sure if you've heard what I said to start
to call. One of the first rules.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
In camping, especially at one of our beautiful national parks
here in the United States of America, is pack it in.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
You have to pack it out. Correct, Yes, I guess,
I guess right. To bring something with you, you take
it out of here. Correct? That sounds correct?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Sure, that is absolutely correct. You pack it in, Max,
you pack it out. And when you stayed at my
National park recently, you packed it in all right, but
you forgot to pack it out, didn't you.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I don't think I left anything that I know of,
I didn't leave anything there.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I am sick and tired of people showing up to
my national park throwing their goods around all willing nilly
and pretending like they didn't note that they didn't pack
it out.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Let's talk about the napkins. Let's talk about the napkins.
Shall you talk about the napkins a little bit? What? What?
What are you talking about? Napkins?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
I didn't I didn't bring any napkins to go camping.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I didn't need them.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I inspected your area after you left the campgrounds, and
there were three balled up napkins, proving to me that
you pack it in, but you forgot to pack it out,
didn't you. That is littering, and I will be sending
you a four hundred and thirty five dollars.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Fine, what get out?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
No?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
How do you know those? Even by?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
At least once a week, I've got my hand down
a raccoon's throat, pulling some sort of plastic item out
of it because somebody forgot to pack it out.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
What are you talking about? You ever had your hand
down in angry raccoon's throat?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I have not. I've never had my hand down anybody's throat.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Well, I want to have my hand down your throat
if I don't get the money that you os for
the fine, and also I will be living to hand
have your National Park pass for camping at all of
the US National parks revoked.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Sir? What come on?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
This can't be serious. If I left trash, I would
pick it up. I'm telling you I didn't leave any trash.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
So I'm not.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Paying whatever this pine is that you're telling me about.
I'm not. I'm not gonna pay it, and you're not
gonna take my you're telling me.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
You're telling me if one of my park rangers, on
my US park rangers knocks on your door right now
and ask you for a check, you'd say no.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
I would definitely say no.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Well, let's test it out street. I'm right down the street.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I was on my way over already, and I will
be at your door in just a few minutes. And
I expect the money for not packing it out.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Okay, then you know what I'm gonna call a real cops.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
What do you think about that?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I think I'm just gonna tell you it's a prank
phone call. This is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show
doing a phone prank on you and your girlfriend. Maggie
set you up, just a joke.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
She's the word play.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
She said that you guys go camping all the time,
and I don't know, wanted you to get branked about
getting your parking paths removed, and all I could think
of was packing the day out.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
We thought every morning with a Jewbel phone pranks Weekday
Mornings on the twenties is another juwbol phone.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Only on ninety six seven Kiss that Them.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Hello, Hello, is this Jason? Yes, it's Jason Those Hi Jason.
My name is Juniper, A name with house cleaning. Oh. Okay,
Hi there, what's up?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I was cleaning your house up? Hi. So I'm one
of the people on the crew that was cleaning your
house today and I needed to call you because they're
is a little situation that I wanted to inform you
about when your house was being worked on. Okay, what
(05:10):
is it? Well, it seems that there was a big spill,
and so we're gonna need to be here a little
longer to make sure we clean up the spill on
the carpet. Oh, carpets. They like to soak up liquids,
(05:30):
don't they. Yes, they do. So we're going to need
to be here just a little while longer to make
sure we get it all cleaned up. What's spilled? What's
spilled was actually one of my co workers that stained
the carpet. It was a big coworker that stained the carpets.
(05:52):
I don't care who did it. What is it? Is
it getting cleaned? Are you still there? Well, I don't know.
You're still house. Were supposed to be out of there. Oh, yes,
I'm still here. I'm still in your house. Is Why
did you giggle? What's the giggle? What are you giggling about?
What made the stain in my carpet? I'm sorry, I
get nervous sometimes. Why are you nervous? You're cleaning my house.
(06:16):
What did you do? Oh? Nothing, I didn't do anything.
It was my coworker that stained your carpet. How big
is the stain? Oh, I don't know, it's a big one.
I would say it. If I had to measure the
stain on your carpet from my coworker, I would say
it was around five seven five eight. What does that
(06:40):
even mean? Why is the stain the size of a body?
Why are you measuring the size of a body? What happened?
Please explain?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I just that's the way that I measure things is
in sizes like that. I laid down box to it
for a while to see and I'm about five six
so it was a little bigger than what is happening?
Is someone dead in my apartment? What happened? Oh? Well,
I just know that it was my coworker who left
(07:15):
the stain, and he's about five seven five eight ish,
and so that's how I measured.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
So he lay there's a he staying kid my carpet
with his body.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Oh I don't know. I just know that my coworker
is the one who stained your carpet, and they're about
five seven ish five eight and this it'll just take
a little while to get all cleaned up. And I
was going to ask if you could wait to come
home until we're all done, because it's quite a scene.
What now, I'm not waiting to come home, get out
(07:49):
of my house. Did you kill somebody in my house?
Is there a dead body in my house? What's going on?
What is going on? Get out of my house right now?
Speaker 4 (07:58):
If we got out of my house right now, in
my house right now.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Hey, Jason, this is actually a Jubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone brank on you and your brother
set you up.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
What it's a joke, your brother.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Your brother set you up for a phone brank. He says,
you have cleaners come to your house every week and
you know, and you never see them.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
And he wanted to freak you out. Oh crap, you
freakd the hell out of me. I couldn't tell what
was I couldn't tell what you were. I couldn't tell
what the hook I was like? Am I talking a
long legs?
Speaker 4 (08:32):
We thought that
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Every morning with a jew boltone pranks, weekday mornings on
the twenties
This is another ju bullphone cracks weekday mornings on the
twenties only one six.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Hello, pack it in, pack it out. I'm sorry what
pack it in?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
You pack it out?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Think you am? I speaking with Max? Yes?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
You are?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Pack it in, pack it out?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
This is Ranger Pete Eakins from the US Park Service
of your service right now. You recently went camping in
Yellowstone National Park direct I did. I did, Yes, you did,
and that is why I'm on the phone with you today.
If you need my Madge number, you need my name again,
I can give it to you. I'm happy to do that, sir.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
I don't think I need to bad number. I got
your name, but I am to pack it out. I'm
just kind of curious why you're calling me.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Not sure if you've heard what I said to start
to call. One of the first rules.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
In camping, especially at one of our beautiful national parks
here in the United States of America, is pack it in.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
You have to pack it out. Correct, Yes, I guess,
I guess right. To bring something with you, you take
it out of here. Correct? That sounds correct?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Sure, that is absolutely correct. You pack it in, Max,
you pack it out. And when you stayed at my
National park recently, you packed it in all right, but
you forgot to pack it out, didn't you.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I don't think I left anything that I know of,
I didn't leave anything there.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I am sick and tired of people showing up to
my national park throwing their goods around all willing nilly
and pretending like they didn't note that they didn't pack
it out.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Let's talk about the napkins. Let's talk about the napkins.
Shall you talk about the napkins a little bit? What? What?
What are you talking about? Napkins?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
I didn't I didn't bring any napkins to go camping.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I didn't need them.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I inspected your area after you left the campgrounds, and
there were three balled up napkins, proving to me that
you pack it in, but you forgot to pack it out,
didn't you. That is littering, and I will be sending
you a four hundred and thirty five dollars.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Fine, what get out?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
No?
Speaker 4 (02:31):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
How do you know those? Even by?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
At least once a week, I've got my hand down
a raccoon's throat, pulling some sort of plastic item out
of it because somebody forgot to pack it out.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
What are you talking about? You ever had your hand
down in angry raccoon's throat?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I have not. I've never had my hand down anybody's throat.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Well, I want to have my hand down your throat
if I don't get the money that you os for
the fine, and also I will be living to hand
have your National Park pass for camping at all of
the US National parks revoked.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Sir? What come on?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
This can't be serious. If I left trash, I would
pick it up. I'm telling you I didn't leave any trash.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
So I'm not.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Paying whatever this pine is that you're telling me about.
I'm not. I'm not gonna pay it, and you're not
gonna take my you're telling me.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
You're telling me if one of my park rangers, on
my US park rangers knocks on your door right now
and ask you for a check, you'd say no.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
I would definitely say no.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Well, let's test it out street. I'm right down the street.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I was on my way over already, and I will
be at your door in just a few minutes. And
I expect the money for not packing it out.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Okay, then you know what I'm gonna call a real cops.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
What do you think about that?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I think I'm just gonna tell you it's a prank
phone call. This is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show
doing a phone prank on you and your girlfriend. Maggie
set you up, just a joke.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
She's the word play.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
She said that you guys go camping all the time,
and I don't know, wanted you to get branked about
getting your parking paths removed, and all I could think
of was packing the day out.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
We thought every morning with a Jewbel phone pranks Weekday
Mornings on the twenties is another juwbol phone.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Only on ninety six seven Kiss that Them.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Hello, Hello, is this Jason? Yes, it's Jason Those Hi Jason.
My name is Juniper, A name with house cleaning. Oh. Okay,
Hi there, what's up?
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I was cleaning your house up? Hi. So I'm one
of the people on the crew that was cleaning your
house today and I needed to call you because they're
is a little situation that I wanted to inform you
about when your house was being worked on. Okay, what
(05:10):
is it? Well, it seems that there was a big spill,
and so we're gonna need to be here a little
longer to make sure we clean up the spill on
the carpet. Oh, carpets. They like to soak up liquids,
(05:30):
don't they. Yes, they do. So we're going to need
to be here just a little while longer to make
sure we get it all cleaned up. What's spilled? What's
spilled was actually one of my co workers that stained
the carpet. It was a big coworker that stained the carpets.
(05:52):
I don't care who did it. What is it? Is
it getting cleaned? Are you still there? Well, I don't know.
You're still house. Were supposed to be out of there. Oh, yes,
I'm still here. I'm still in your house. Is Why
did you giggle? What's the giggle? What are you giggling about?
What made the stain in my carpet? I'm sorry, I
get nervous sometimes. Why are you nervous? You're cleaning my house.
(06:16):
What did you do? Oh? Nothing, I didn't do anything.
It was my coworker that stained your carpet. How big
is the stain? Oh, I don't know, it's a big one.
I would say it. If I had to measure the
stain on your carpet from my coworker, I would say
it was around five seven five eight. What does that
(06:40):
even mean? Why is the stain the size of a body?
Why are you measuring the size of a body? What happened?
Please explain?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I just that's the way that I measure things is
in sizes like that. I laid down box to it
for a while to see and I'm about five six
so it was a little bigger than what is happening?
Is someone dead in my apartment? What happened? Oh? Well,
I just know that it was my coworker who left
(07:15):
the stain, and he's about five seven five eight ish,
and so that's how I measured.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
So he lay there's a he staying kid my carpet
with his body.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Oh I don't know. I just know that my coworker
is the one who stained your carpet, and they're about
five seven ish five eight and this it'll just take
a little while to get all cleaned up. And I
was going to ask if you could wait to come
home until we're all done, because it's quite a scene.
What now, I'm not waiting to come home, get out
(07:49):
of my house. Did you kill somebody in my house?
Is there a dead body in my house? What's going on?
What is going on? Get out of my house right now?
Speaker 4 (07:58):
If we got out of my house right now, in
my house right now.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Hey, Jason, this is actually a Jubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone brank on you and your brother
set you up.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
What it's a joke, your brother.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Your brother set you up for a phone brank. He says,
you have cleaners come to your house every week and
you know, and you never see them.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
And he wanted to freak you out. Oh crap, you
freakd the hell out of me. I couldn't tell what
was I couldn't tell what you were. I couldn't tell
what the hook I was like? Am I talking a
long legs?
Speaker 4 (08:32):
We thought that
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Every morning with a jew boltone pranks, weekday mornings on
the twenties
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