May 1, 2025 • 10 mins
Get ready for a hilarious and chaotic episode of The Jubal Show's Phone Pranks segment! In this episode, Jubal pulls off an epic prank involving mistaken coffee identities, secret ingredients, and a whole lot of confusion. Listen as John H gets a call from "John B," who claims his coffee was stolen at Starbucks. What follows is a rollercoaster of emotions, threats, and laughter as John H tries to figure out if his coffee has been tampered with. Will John H be able to handle the prank, or will he end up in a caffeine-fueled frenzy? Tune in to find out!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another jubile phone Frank weekday mornings on the
twenties only one six seven kiss that then? Hello, how
was the coffee?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I'm sorry? Who is it?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I said? How was your morning coffee today?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
John? Well, it's still hot so I haven't.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Had a drink up? Buttercup, drink up?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I'm sorry? Who is it?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
My name is also John? John?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Okay? And John? What do you want? You get my number?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Don't worry about how I got your number, but I'm
just wondering how your coffee is this morning? John? H?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Okay, that's last name too.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
All right, what do you want?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I'm John B.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Well, good for you, John.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
And the other day at the the other day at
the star Bucks, you grabbed my drink instead, John h?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
What did what did you order?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
I've never picked up a drink that didn't match what
I ordered.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
It was a plane coffee had John B clearly written
on the side, and you grabbed it and.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Walked it right off. I order plaining coffee, So do
I pick up? Yeah? So it doesn't matter, right? Did
you just pick up the other John one?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
It probably was just a plain coffee.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I picked up the other cup of coffee. Yeah, I
hit your name on it, John H And I threw
it right in the trash because no way I'm drinking
any other John's coffee. So you took my coffee. So
how's yours tasting this morning? John?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
It tastes fine, looks funny.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I need to just leave me alone, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I wonder how it's going to taste in a little
while when you can't get off the toilet.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Wait, what did you do to the coffee?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Nothing, just you know how coffee can get things kind
of moving, you know, because the stimulant and stuff like that.
So yeah, yeah, have a good day then, and be
careful whose coffee you steal.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Wait did you did you poison my coffee? Because if
you did, you know Starbucks has cameras in the corner.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Are you accusing me of putting something in your coffee? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Yeah, you made it sound like you put something in
my coffee.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Oh I don't know, did I or didn't I? I
guess that's a good question, John, And I guess you'll
find out later when you're in the John, real funny.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
No, I'm gonna find you man like by the sounds
that you're like, what five ft four.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I mean, it's gonna be easy to spot you.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh so you know exactly what I look like. Then
you took my coffee on purpose the other day, didn't you?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
No man? And then like look, I drank like half
of this thing already, okay, so like.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Oh boy, you drink you drink half bit coffee, thief.
It's gonna be a long day for you, sucker.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I swear to God, I have an important meeting today.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Oh boy, you might want to you have that meeting
in the bathroom. Maybe you guys gonna all be in
the hall with ye fire in the hole, Fire in
the hole, coffee.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
It's gonna be a long day for you, John, it's
gonna be. I'm gonna find you. I'm gonna go to
that Starbucks. I'm gonna ask the barista who I know, Claire.
She's gonna tell me that she'll talk to her manager.
They're gonna get the feed. I'm gonna find your little
and I'm gonna be waiting for you. I'll be in
the corn of putty. You know you won't recognize me.
(03:25):
I wait for that John to be called out.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
That's what I'm gonna find you. Follow you.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
I'm gonna picture for putting a laxatives in my coffee.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Oh hey there, Hey there, John H. Let's calm down
a little bit. Do you say putting laxatives in your coffee?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
That's what she did, right, I'm gonna be in the
bathroom forever when I didn't even take your coffee.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Know what kind of psycho would put laxatives in coffee? John?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Then?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
What the you calling about?
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Man?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Well, because you stole my coffee last time. Today I
walked by your drinking. I lit lexture sugar in it, sucker.
Yeah now, and.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Now I'm really gonna kill you now, I'm really You've
wasted what five minutes of my time and you made
me blood pressure spiking?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Why these would I be in the bathroom all day?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Keep talking about.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
You too much? Sugar always makes me pee a bunch.
So I just figured probably saying for you anyway, don't
mess with my coffee again, John H. Or I'll do
it again. Okay, Hey John, this is actually Jubil from
the Jewel Show doing a phone brank on you and
your wife set you up.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
You're Jebil Jesus.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Okay, she said, right, you got your coffee mixed up?
With someone else the other day and wanted to mess
with you.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Yeah, I mean, I was convinced I was going to
be the bathroom ball day.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
We thought every morning with a Jewbel phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties. This is another jubile phone prank,
weekday mornings on the twenties only on.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Hello Lynn.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Hey, it's Todd Sparks here, the new coach for your
son Devin's little league team. Yeah, I know it's got
to be a shock. I'm sure it's kind of weird.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
No, I knew they were getting a new coach.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Right, Well, yeah, the league reached out to you and
said you'd be getting a new coach. But I mean,
it's probably pretty shocking that you're talking to Todd Sparks. Yes,
I am that Todd Sparks. You might know me from
my many books, todd Sparks Putting the Spark Back in
Your Life, or my follow up to that todd Sparks
Spark of Another One.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I'm sorry, I've never heard of your books.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah, I know, it's got it's got to be weird.
So hey, I am excited to be coaching your little one.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I'm good, I'm happy and.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
You know, I'm excited to also be coaching you, and
I'll tell you exactly what we're gonna do. We are
going to put the spark back in your life, in
Devon's life, in his dad's life, and it is exciting.
We're going to have a well, I'm not insinuating anything.
(06:15):
What I'm going to do is incinerate some stuff and
put the spark back in your life.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Lynn, I made a spark back in my life. We're
firing okay.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yeah, uh so obviously you know that I am among
a lot of things, uh you know, full time insurance salesman,
part time really full time motivational speaker, published author, and
now little league coach. How do I do it all?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Well?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I do it because I have found the key to
really firing up those embers inside you, and I'm ready
to instill that inside you and your son.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Sir, I'm working. I don't know what this is about.
Is Devon okay? Is he's playing? Well?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
And that the reason for my phone call is, you know,
just introduce myself and also yes, I will sign your book,
take pictures, all that stuff, not a problem. I like
doing that.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Yeah, sir, I'm sorry. I've never heard of you before.
I don't need a picture.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Okay, well I'll send you to my book then and
you can check it out.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
That's I'm fine books.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
So Hey, the thing I really needed to talk to
you about is we got our first games coming up
pretty soon. Yes, and I have not seen your confirmation
for my weekend retreat.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I'm what is that about. I mean, I don't.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Todd Sparks Motivational Weekend Retreat fired up in fearce we're
gonna put the spark back in your life. I haven't
seen your confirmation for that.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I'm not interested.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
You know what I noticed at the beginning of that,
you said not in christing. And you know what, Linda,
I'm going to argue with you because.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
I'm at a loss for words, right Yeah, I'm at
a loss for words because I told you I'm working
and I'm confused as to what this conversation is supposed
to be about. Congratulations on you being a motivational.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Speaker, but I just need you to coach my ten
year old son.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I'm going to put the spark back in his life.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
He hasn't lost, he doesn't need any just.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Going to help fire it up.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
A little bit more, and I can tell fine, sir, right,
but I can tell Lynn that you need something fired
up inside you. There's an interesting Lynn in there, just
waiting to get out, and that's why I need you
to my.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
I'm sorry, go ahead, you're obnoxious at this point.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Okay, I'll cut to the chase. So your son is
not going to be able to play in any games
unless you guys attend the retreat fired up in fears
with todd sparks.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Try me, try me, try me if you want to, And.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
That's what I'm trying to do. I want to try you.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
No, he will be playing and he won't be going
to your retreat. He's ten years old.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Well, ten years old, in my opinion, is never too
early to start now putting.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Spark inside of him. I don't know what kind of
intentions you have.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Okay, well I've already charged your card just so you know.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
No, no the hell you did it. Speaking of sparks
and fire, I will get you fired. Do you understand
what I'm saying to you?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I think I do, and I think you're finally getting it.
So I'll see you there.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
No, I'm not going I'm pulling my son off.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
The team and you're getting fired.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Hey, Lint INAPPROPRIATELYNN, this is actually Dubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone brank on you and your husband
set you up. It's a joke. He said that your
kid got a new coach for his baseball team and
you guys haven't met him. Ye, anyone to mess with you?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
You know what, Tell him to get a life. I
don't have time for this.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
We thought that every morning with a juwbol phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties,
This is another jubile phone Frank weekday mornings on the
twenties only one six seven kiss that then? Hello, how
was the coffee?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I'm sorry? Who is it?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I said? How was your morning coffee today?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
John? Well, it's still hot so I haven't.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Had a drink up? Buttercup, drink up?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I'm sorry? Who is it?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
My name is also John? John?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Okay? And John? What do you want? You get my number?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Don't worry about how I got your number, but I'm
just wondering how your coffee is this morning? John? H?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Okay, that's last name too.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
All right, what do you want?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I'm John B.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Well, good for you, John.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
And the other day at the the other day at
the star Bucks, you grabbed my drink instead, John h?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
What did what did you order?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
I've never picked up a drink that didn't match what
I ordered.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
It was a plane coffee had John B clearly written
on the side, and you grabbed it and.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Walked it right off. I order plaining coffee, So do
I pick up? Yeah? So it doesn't matter, right? Did
you just pick up the other John one?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
It probably was just a plain coffee.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I picked up the other cup of coffee. Yeah, I
hit your name on it, John H And I threw
it right in the trash because no way I'm drinking
any other John's coffee. So you took my coffee. So
how's yours tasting this morning? John?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
It tastes fine, looks funny.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I need to just leave me alone, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I wonder how it's going to taste in a little
while when you can't get off the toilet.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Wait, what did you do to the coffee?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Nothing, just you know how coffee can get things kind
of moving, you know, because the stimulant and stuff like that.
So yeah, yeah, have a good day then, and be
careful whose coffee you steal.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Wait did you did you poison my coffee? Because if
you did, you know Starbucks has cameras in the corner.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Are you accusing me of putting something in your coffee? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Yeah, you made it sound like you put something in
my coffee.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Oh I don't know, did I or didn't I? I
guess that's a good question, John, And I guess you'll
find out later when you're in the John, real funny.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
No, I'm gonna find you man like by the sounds
that you're like, what five ft four.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I mean, it's gonna be easy to spot you.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh so you know exactly what I look like. Then
you took my coffee on purpose the other day, didn't you?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
No man? And then like look, I drank like half
of this thing already, okay, so like.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Oh boy, you drink you drink half bit coffee, thief.
It's gonna be a long day for you, sucker.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I swear to God, I have an important meeting today.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Oh boy, you might want to you have that meeting
in the bathroom. Maybe you guys gonna all be in
the hall with ye fire in the hole, Fire in
the hole, coffee.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
It's gonna be a long day for you, John, it's
gonna be. I'm gonna find you. I'm gonna go to
that Starbucks. I'm gonna ask the barista who I know, Claire.
She's gonna tell me that she'll talk to her manager.
They're gonna get the feed. I'm gonna find your little
and I'm gonna be waiting for you. I'll be in
the corn of putty. You know you won't recognize me.
(03:25):
I wait for that John to be called out.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
That's what I'm gonna find you. Follow you.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
I'm gonna picture for putting a laxatives in my coffee.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Oh hey there, Hey there, John H. Let's calm down
a little bit. Do you say putting laxatives in your coffee?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
That's what she did, right, I'm gonna be in the
bathroom forever when I didn't even take your coffee.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Know what kind of psycho would put laxatives in coffee? John?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Then?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
What the you calling about?
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Man?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Well, because you stole my coffee last time. Today I
walked by your drinking. I lit lexture sugar in it, sucker.
Yeah now, and.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Now I'm really gonna kill you now, I'm really You've
wasted what five minutes of my time and you made
me blood pressure spiking?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Why these would I be in the bathroom all day?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Keep talking about.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
You too much? Sugar always makes me pee a bunch.
So I just figured probably saying for you anyway, don't
mess with my coffee again, John H. Or I'll do
it again. Okay, Hey John, this is actually Jubil from
the Jewel Show doing a phone brank on you and
your wife set you up.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
You're Jebil Jesus.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Okay, she said, right, you got your coffee mixed up?
With someone else the other day and wanted to mess
with you.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Yeah, I mean, I was convinced I was going to
be the bathroom ball day.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
We thought every morning with a Jewbel phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties. This is another jubile phone prank,
weekday mornings on the twenties only on.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Hello Lynn.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Hey, it's Todd Sparks here, the new coach for your
son Devin's little league team. Yeah, I know it's got
to be a shock. I'm sure it's kind of weird.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
No, I knew they were getting a new coach.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Right, Well, yeah, the league reached out to you and
said you'd be getting a new coach. But I mean,
it's probably pretty shocking that you're talking to Todd Sparks. Yes,
I am that Todd Sparks. You might know me from
my many books, todd Sparks Putting the Spark Back in
Your Life, or my follow up to that todd Sparks
Spark of Another One.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I'm sorry, I've never heard of your books.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah, I know, it's got it's got to be weird.
So hey, I am excited to be coaching your little one.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I'm good, I'm happy and.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
You know, I'm excited to also be coaching you, and
I'll tell you exactly what we're gonna do. We are
going to put the spark back in your life, in
Devon's life, in his dad's life, and it is exciting.
We're going to have a well, I'm not insinuating anything.
(06:15):
What I'm going to do is incinerate some stuff and
put the spark back in your life.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Lynn, I made a spark back in my life. We're
firing okay.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yeah, uh so obviously you know that I am among
a lot of things, uh you know, full time insurance salesman,
part time really full time motivational speaker, published author, and
now little league coach. How do I do it all?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Well?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I do it because I have found the key to
really firing up those embers inside you, and I'm ready
to instill that inside you and your son.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Sir, I'm working. I don't know what this is about.
Is Devon okay? Is he's playing? Well?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
And that the reason for my phone call is, you know,
just introduce myself and also yes, I will sign your book,
take pictures, all that stuff, not a problem. I like
doing that.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Yeah, sir, I'm sorry. I've never heard of you before.
I don't need a picture.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Okay, well I'll send you to my book then and
you can check it out.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
That's I'm fine books.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
So Hey, the thing I really needed to talk to
you about is we got our first games coming up
pretty soon. Yes, and I have not seen your confirmation
for my weekend retreat.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I'm what is that about. I mean, I don't.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Todd Sparks Motivational Weekend Retreat fired up in fearce we're
gonna put the spark back in your life. I haven't
seen your confirmation for that.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I'm not interested.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
You know what I noticed at the beginning of that,
you said not in christing. And you know what, Linda,
I'm going to argue with you because.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
I'm at a loss for words, right Yeah, I'm at
a loss for words because I told you I'm working
and I'm confused as to what this conversation is supposed
to be about. Congratulations on you being a motivational.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Speaker, but I just need you to coach my ten
year old son.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I'm going to put the spark back in his life.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
He hasn't lost, he doesn't need any just.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Going to help fire it up.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
A little bit more, and I can tell fine, sir, right,
but I can tell Lynn that you need something fired
up inside you. There's an interesting Lynn in there, just
waiting to get out, and that's why I need you
to my.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
I'm sorry, go ahead, you're obnoxious at this point.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Okay, I'll cut to the chase. So your son is
not going to be able to play in any games
unless you guys attend the retreat fired up in fears
with todd sparks.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Try me, try me, try me if you want to, And.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
That's what I'm trying to do. I want to try you.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
No, he will be playing and he won't be going
to your retreat. He's ten years old.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Well, ten years old, in my opinion, is never too
early to start now putting.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Spark inside of him. I don't know what kind of
intentions you have.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Okay, well I've already charged your card just so you know.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
No, no the hell you did it. Speaking of sparks
and fire, I will get you fired. Do you understand
what I'm saying to you?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I think I do, and I think you're finally getting it.
So I'll see you there.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
No, I'm not going I'm pulling my son off.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
The team and you're getting fired.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Hey, Lint INAPPROPRIATELYNN, this is actually Dubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone brank on you and your husband
set you up. It's a joke. He said that your
kid got a new coach for his baseball team and
you guys haven't met him. Ye, anyone to mess with you?
Speaker 3 (09:55):
You know what, Tell him to get a life. I
don't have time for this.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
We thought that every morning with a juwbol phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties,
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