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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another j Bullphone Frank weekday mornings on the
twenties only.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
On ninety six seven. Kiss that don.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hi. This is this is Candace. Can I help you?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
My name is p Deakins and I would like to
lodge a complaint. Can I speak to your manager?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Please?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Oh my goodness, I'm HiPE. I hope you're well.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I'm the manager.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I'm not well. Can I speak to the manager?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
I'm the manager. I'm happy to allow you.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Okay, so I got to manage her on from what's
your name.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Again, Candid?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Candace, I have a complaint and I would like to
lodge it right now.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
No problem.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
How your restaurant ruined my life?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Oh gosh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Can you
provide me some details?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yes, I can provide you details of how your restaurant
completely ruined my life. I may not recover from what
happened to me while I was at your restaurant, and
we need to figure out how to make this better
because I'm very upset, obviously. I hope you can pick
up on that. Are you picking up on the fact
that I'm upset? Are you picking up when I'm putting down?
Because when I'm putting it down in the whole lot
of upset.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
I'm picking it up.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
But in order to help you, I need some context. Okay,
I can't help you if I don't know exactly what
you're referring to.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I want your server named Julio fired right away, and
I need to be compensated for the damage cost.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Okay, I just need to know why I should fire
one of my best servers. And exactly what.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Dan you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I'll tell you. I'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
So I was in there the other night dining with
my girlfriend. Your stak was very good. It's delicious, actually
very perfectly cooked.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, perfectly cooked.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
But that's not going to make up for the fact
that you ruin my life.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Okay, listen, I would love to help you.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
I have a little bit of a line for me,
so if I could just get the details, I'll give
them to you.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Then I give to be talked to Julio, and see.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I will give them to you.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I was in there the other night for a romantic
dinner with my girlfriend m and who was my waiter,
Julio exactly.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Okay, do I have to say much more? And I'm
sorry I.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Was planning on proposing to my girlfriend that night and
making her my fiance.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Oh congratulations, don't congratulate me, because it never happened.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Not only that, but yes, it is. This is Julio.
It's all Julio's fault.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
It's your restaurant's fault, so therefore it's also kind of
your fault, and it's your server, Julio's fault. Yes, she
left me that night because of what happened at the restaurant.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Okay, just to clarify, you asked her or you're asking
was interrupted.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Well, I was going to ask her and I did
not get a chance.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Because of Julio. Right, here's what happened. Okay.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
I was about to propose, and then Julio came up
to introduce himself as our server, and when I looked up,
I saw him, and I mean, let's be honest, he
is a sexy man. So I proceeded to tell my
girlfriend that night how attractive he was, and I hit
on Julio and she didn't like it, and she left
(03:11):
me before I could even propose.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Uh huh, let me get this straight. You are upset
and complaining and taking my time right now and blaming
Julio for being an.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Attractive man that you were attracted to.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
But you're there with your girlfriend about to about to
propose to Julio ruined it, No, you ruined.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
It by coming on to Julio.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
And actually you're the one who should.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Be fired from this situation.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
How to harry.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I'm not sure if you've worked in the how long
has you worked in the customer service industry? Have you
ever heard of the term the customer is always right?
Your server ruined my engagement, therefore ruining my future plans.
I planned on getting married, having family, all that stuff,
and now it's never going to happen because of Julio.
And you're you're.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Rest Listen, the customer is right.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
That woman who you were with, she was right. Glad
that your fiance said no. You deserve to be alone
and you deserve to be miserable.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
You're wallowing in your misery.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
You won't pull yourself out of it.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Don't drag me down with you.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Don't drag Julio, and do not come to my.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Restaurant again, and do not call here again. You know what,
you're a weirdest. Why are you laughing?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I'm laughing because this is actually Jubil from the Jubil
Show doing a.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Phone prank on you and your server. Julio set you up. Actually, what.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I'm going to pay Julio?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
He said, you deal with a lot of weird complaints,
so he wanted me to call up with the weirdest one.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Oh, you don't even know. I deal with so many
rare exemplats. This one definitely was the weirdest. So you
got me.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
You got me good.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
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Speaker 2 (04:55):
Is another Jubile phone.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties only on six seven.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Tim, Hello, I fixed your glitch?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
You did?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
What? Who's this? The glitch that you were having has been.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Figged, buddy.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
I I don't know who you are are.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yeah, oh, omar Hi, my name is JUNIPERN. I'm calling
from the IT department. You put in a ticket last
week because your lappietop was giving you trouble.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
Oh okay, Man, I didn't know who you were.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Man you were yeah before?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Were you able to fix my computer?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
He was like freezing, Yeah, so I was able to
get inside. I fixed the glitch that you had.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Okay, it was good.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
It was a pleasure to be able to fix it
for you. I remotely accessed your laptop and I was
in there for a while perising, and I found the
issue and I was able to fix it. And it
wasn't any kind of malware or anything like that. Just
so you know, Okay, hey, everything, okay, what you loved?
(06:34):
I see, everything is wonderful. I was actually very excited
to be able to work on your issue and fix
that glitch for you.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Omar, I agree, there's not anything else.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
It was lonely, it was. It was lonely. Yes, there
was no malware on your computer, but I found it
to be very lonely, so it was nice to spend
time with it and give it some attention.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
Mal What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Your webcam was on for quite a while. Have you
noticed any problems with your webcam? Wait?
Speaker 6 (07:23):
Wait, wait on my webcam was on?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
So yeah, you shut it off or did you just
let it run? Somehow? It started while I was working
on your computer. It's just as much. That must have
been a weird glitch. I don't know how it happened,
but yes, your webcam fired up for a few hours.
The other night, like when I was sleeping, you snore loudly.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
Hold on, were you looking at me?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Oh? No, of course not. It would be unprofessional, you know,
for me to watch people through their web cameras. Oh piss.
The lights were off whenever it fired up, So you
want to looking at me? No. I couldn't see anything
on the camera, but I could hear some soft snores
(08:17):
coming from the other side of the room, and so
I figured that maybe it was in your bedroom or
somewhere near that, and maybe you were snoring away while
I was working on your glitch.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Uh uh no, you know.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
Oh man, that's a violation of my privacy. Bro, you
can't be doing that and I watching me.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Well, I've been working on your computer day and night
for four days now.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Boy, Well you hope I don't find you. I wanna
have to call a cop to do something on this. Man,
there's no way you'd be going through my stuff tightly. Bro,
you sound like a jeffre o'donna title. No, I'm calling
the cops. I'm calling an FBI, I'm calling HR I'm
calling everybody on you.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Hey, Omar, this is actually Jebel from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your coworker, Sammy
set you up.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Oh, it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
He said that your computer was having issues and it
needed to fix it and he wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I was yeah, that boy.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
That was a good one though, because I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
I was freaking my arms.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
Get goosebump from
Speaker 1 (09:30):
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