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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Is another jubilephone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only one six seven kiss that.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Hello. Hey, Rumy, Hey Rumy, what hey Rumy. It's Jeremy,
your new roommate that's moving in this weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Hei.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Noah, Okay, how you doing.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I'm good. How are you doing?
Speaker 4 (00:30):
I'm doing pretty good.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I'm super excited to be moving in with you.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Man. I know we haven't really met because your roommate
moved out and you needed somebody to get in their asap.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
And so we met on facebooks and stuff.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
But I am so excited and thank you very much
for having the space and I'm looking forward to moving
in this weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
So good. Just calling to give you a little bit
of the deets.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah right, yep, Friday is.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
We're all setting ready to go. Danny, Glides, Tank and
Alvin are all they're super excited to meet you too.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Uh sorry, I thought it was just you moving in.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Well yes it is. But also, my guys.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
It's just one bedroom.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I mean, it's not like we have a ton of
people here.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I thought it was just you moving in.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Who are those people that you just mentioned. That's not
like four people. It's way too many people.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
For a bedroom. Yeah, they're my sugar gliders.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
What's a sugar glider?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
You don't know what a sugar gliter is? No idea
a sugar glider. It's they're the most amazing animal on
the planet. A sugar glider. It kinda is like a
can I describe it. It's like a squirrel, but it
has little wings on it and it could kind of fly.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I got three.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Is this like a real animal or like, what are
you talking about?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
A sugar glider is a nocturnal gliding posthum They're amazing
kind of little guys.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
They just fly through. There.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
You have a bunch of these little flying rodents.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I got three, and rodents is not really exactly what
they are.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
They're called sugar gliders, and they are nocturnal flying apostles
and they're fantastic. Their names are Danny, Danny glides, get
it Glides because he's got wings.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
There's Tank, he's the chubby one.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
And then there's Alvin's sugar Rider.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, but he's a sugar glider. You're gonna love them.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
You didn't tell me anything about having any.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Pets, man, because I well, because I don't have any pets.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
What do you call your sugar lighters.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Then well, there those are my kids. Because I'm the
mama sugar glider in the.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Group, you're the mama sugar gliders guard.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yes, sugar gliders are very close to their mama. And
so every evening I have to put on my sugar
glider costume and I feed them and we cuddle and
I nurse them and snuckle them, and I make them
feel crumpy, and uh, you know, I jump from I
might jump from the couch to the coffee table so
they can see me gliding a little bit and it
just makes them feel more comfortable.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Dude, I have a furnished house. I don't think it's
like belt tree and jump on tables in here.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Oh You've never see me glide, especially when I'm jumping
around with Danny Glides. He can glide so far out
of all the sugar gliders I've ever had. He can
go the furthest So.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
You're playing on Moving in Friday, and you're just telling
me now that you can have these little flying rodents
and you do cosplay every day.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
They're called sugar gliders and I don't get no, I
don't do costplay.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
What are you called dressing up as a sugar glider and.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Jumping around them.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Well, that's mothering. I'm their mama. I'm the Mama sugar Glider,
so that's not costplay. I'm the Mama sugar Glider. That's
what I do. Those are my kids, little dan glides tanking.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Alvin, You're a person, You're not a sugar glider.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
You realize that I'm a.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Person when I'm working. I'm a person when i'm working.
But when I'm home, I am all a sugar glider.
I can't wait to meet you.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I don't want any sugar gliders or a person dressed
up as a sugar glider. That's the last thing I
need in my life. Weird like, I don't even care these.
I believe there's no way you're my new roommate. After
that last weird brides are out still playing his music
in my house like a nineteen eighties movie.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
All right, well, then I'll let you know that I
am not your new roommate. This is actually Jubil from
the Jewbel Show doing a phone prank on you and
your friend Tommy.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Set you up, Oh sugar Glider.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
The thing I didn't know I didn't need in my life.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Sure you don't want to borrow my sugar glider costume?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
No, if I don't, we thought every morning with a
jew boll phone pranks weekday mornings on my twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
He's another jubil phone prank weekday mornings on the twenties
only on ninety six seven. Kiss that Tim. Hello.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yes, Hello, this is Ted Tabodeau Collor from sky right,
and I was looking for Simon who had us to
write up their beautiful message to his girlfriend in the
sky today leading up to Valentine's Day?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Is this Simon? Is a Simon pleasure? Make you a point?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
So I'm just calling you with a little bit of
an update to own the sky right.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Have you heard from your girlfriend at all?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Because I imagine if you saw your name written in
the sky with a beautiful message, you might text your
loved one and say thank you very much, something like that,
I'll love you to some sort of thing like that.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Yeah. Actually I don't know why, but she tested me
some weird but she's not talking right now. She's angry.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
I figured maybe that might be the response that would
come from what was written. She's probably pretty mad right now.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I would say, why would she be mad.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Well, I'm so sorry to have to call and tell
you this, but we had an intern on the ground
who was communicating to our pilot what he's writing the
sky today very busy because Valentine's Day week. Obviously, what
happened was he spilled coffee on his paper. It was
supposed to say in the sky together forever with a
heart and then Katie.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Yeah, that's what i'd say it for. You're telling me
that you didn't do what I paid you to do.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Well, I just get to it somehow, because he spilled
coffee on his paper, he thought it was supposed to
say it's over, Katie, it's together forever, says it's over.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
So wait, I just need to be very very clear
about this. You're telling me that I've paid you a
lot of money to write Together Forever, which is specifically
a message of love, and you somehow set it up
and wrote it's over. What I did tell you, I
can first enough how much that is the opposite of
it what I asked you to do.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I'm so sorry about this, and this is a little
more to the story as well, So she might be
very upset right now. Well, the intens built coffee on
his paper. Like I said, so, something's kind of ran together.
And the one that was after you for the sky
writing was supposed to say best of luck to you,
and I don't know how he made this mistake, but
(06:41):
somehow some must have ran together and instead of the
word luck he put a F what L should be
and he forgot to you and best of what?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Wait?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Now, so here tell me the message in the sky
she woke up to this morning was it's over Kadi's you.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Yes got me?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
No wonder if he's pissed off of me right now?
I swear to God if I lose my relationship by
the way, I do love her, That's why I spent
the money to do this.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yes, sound telling me that sounds like it.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It was in this a little mode of the story
that I have not shared with you yet as well.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
What else could you have possibly gotten wrong with it?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Well?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
The end turn also continue to mess it up. So
after that there was another sky right, and we were
supposed to have that said I treasure you to somebody
because Valentine's Day, and somehow he made that say I
cheated on you.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
So the whole message is uh, you.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
I cheated on you? Yes, yes, I.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Would imagine that would put a strain on your relationship
right before Valentine's Day too.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Oh you think you think that writing in the sky
where everyone can see it's over, Katie, You I cheated
on you might put a bit of a strain on
our relationship. You're you use all your imagination to come
to that conclusion.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Well, yes, I just figured it would.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Oh you think, well, aren't you a gesius? You know what? Look,
I don't want to talk to you anymore. I think
my lawyer is the person to be talking to you
right now.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
It is one more thing I should share with you
before I get you off the phone.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Is one more tart to the story.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
How look, stop slow rolling this all right? I'm tired
of you saying, Oh you're telling me less angry over time.
Just whatever is in the sky, tell me all of it.
Don't say part of it than this part than this,
all right, just spin.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
It the out I slip with Katie. What No, yeah,
it sounds so sidy. Inform you I slept with your
girlfriend Katie who This is actually Jubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone prank on you and your girlfriend
Katie actually set you up.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
It's a joke.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Your friend told her that you were doing a skyriding thing,
so she wanted to mess with you, and she sent
you that text this morning basically breaking up with you
in order to set you up for the prank.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Everything's fine.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Oh wait, as I did, I need to touch my
breath on oh to be clear, and I just a little.
I'm like a little more relieved than I am angry.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Right now, we'll have a great Valentine's Day today.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
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