July 2, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready for a double dose of chaos in this wild episode of The Jubal Show's Phone Pranks! First, Kelly is all set to move into her new apartment—until she finds out she’s got an unexpected roommate: Crazy Johnny and his ferret band! Yes, you read that right. Ferrets. With instruments. Things spiral fast when she learns Johnny spits gibberish, has a strict ferret curfew, and might not be leaving anytime soon.
Then, buckle up for part two: Mariana is desperately trying to track down a missing wedding dress, only to be met with a delivery driver who’s lost in the wrong Miami—and can’t stop blasting music from his Bluetooth radio. Her stress level hits the roof as the prank unfolds in the most absurd way possible.
If you love outrageous characters, unexpected twists, and pure comedic gold, this episode is for you. Don’t miss it! New pranks drop weekday mornings on the 20s — only on 96.7 KISS FM!
Then, buckle up for part two: Mariana is desperately trying to track down a missing wedding dress, only to be met with a delivery driver who’s lost in the wrong Miami—and can’t stop blasting music from his Bluetooth radio. Her stress level hits the roof as the prank unfolds in the most absurd way possible.
If you love outrageous characters, unexpected twists, and pure comedic gold, this episode is for you. Don’t miss it! New pranks drop weekday mornings on the 20s — only on 96.7 KISS FM!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Is another Jubile phone French weekday mornings on the twenties only.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
On ninety six seven, Kiss that thumb.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Hello, Hey, this is Pee Deekins calling from departments.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Is this Kelly? Yeah, this is Kelly. Hey, Kelly, move
in day. Excited to have you.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yeah, yeah, Hey, listen, I'm calling with a little bit
of news on your place. Okay, okay, and uh, not
a big deal. I just want you to be prepared, okay. Uh,
so you're moving in today. I know your appointment to
move stuff in is a little later, and it looks
(00:45):
like for an undetermined amount of time you are going
to have a roommate in your extra room there.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
What do you mean a roommate?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I mean, well, I don't know if you've ever had
a roommate before, but roommates usually if you live in
a place and then there's someone else that lives there
as well.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, I know what a roommate is. Yes, why are
you saying I.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Have a roommate because I bought apartment to not have
a roommate.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, so that was the plan.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
But realized this morning that one of our favorite Kookie
characters from the Neighborhood has sort of decided to set
up shop in your apartment that you're moving into. His
name is Johnny, call him Crazy Johnny around here.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
I'm sorry, you're telling me that I have a squatter
living in.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
My apartment right now, es saying.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
The apartment I'm moving into today.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yes, And I tried to ask him when he was
going to be leaving and he said some things in
gibberish and spat at me, so I didn't get a
chance to really talk to him.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Like? What are you running at halfway house right now?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I'm sorry, Like, why.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Is he in my house?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Or you have to get him out of it?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
If you could lower your voice, because I want I
don't know if Crazy Johnny's listening, and I don't really
want to make him upset.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
But hey, everything is good to go.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
And you've got to be kidding me right now? Why
aren't you calling the police?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Well, we well because we like him.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
You know, he's a nice guy at times, and you're
kidding me.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
He might be a nice guy to you.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
This guy is not living in my apartment. I swear
to God, you better be out of there before.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I am there. You haven't heard the best part I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
The best part, Like I, this is unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
What is going on.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
We are prepared to offer you ten percent off your
first month's rent if you'll just you know, take in
Crazy Johnny for just a little while until we figure
out how to get him out of your place.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Ten percent off.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I would get half that if I had a roommate.
You want me to room with a guy named Crazy Johnny?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Crazy Johnny in the ferrets? Yeah that's what Crazy Johnny?
What his fare it?
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
He has a ferret band. Actually, it's pretty interesting that
he's taught up to.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
What this has got to be, Like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
It's really kind of cool. He taught one of his
farits how to play the drums. Actually, I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Are you what?
Speaker 6 (03:17):
I don't even understand what's.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Happening right now.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
I am not moving into an apartment with a guy
named Crazy Johnny with a ferret band living in my apartment.
I did not sign up for this, and I absolutely
am going to be calling the cops on you guys
if he is not out right now.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
To be fair, the Ferret Band does have a curfew
of ten and Crazy Johnny has never missed it. He
always gets him off the drums at least by nine
forty five.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
This is unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
I swear to God, I am calling.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I am calling the cops on you.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Kelly and not be legal, Kelly.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubeil Show doing a
phone frank on you and your boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Jake set you up.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
What he said you guys are moving in together and
wanted to mess with you on your moving day.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I swear to God, I'm going to kill him.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
What Okay, Well, now I have to get back at him.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
See, I can't deal with now.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
We thought every morning with a jew Boll phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
This is another Jubile phone pranks, weekday mornings on the
twenties only on ninety six seven. Kiss that Tan.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
I do not know if I'm gotting the streets. I
don't see the street that I'm supposed to go go on.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
Hello, Hello, Hello the hell Hello?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Hello, Yes, this is Heinrich.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
I'm calling from if with the package I'm delivering.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
What for Mario? Yeah, Marianna Hello, Hello.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Yes it's all to hear you because my radios applaud
one second yes, so sorry. I turned off the radio.
It was ap loud. Sometimes the radio comes on and
I don't even know how it's going again. But I
my name is Heinrich, came coming from Can I have
a package I'm delivering from Mariana. It's this It important
(05:24):
and I'm trying to figure out where to deliver it.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Okay, okay, well.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Can you please?
Speaker 6 (05:31):
I can't hear you over your music.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
I'm going in than Hello, Hello, Hello, hello is I'm
trying to deliver our package, but I have no idea
where I'm going.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
I need Oh it's my music.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
My music is back on again, so I'm trying to
figure out how to turn it off. Okay, I've turned
it off. I'm so sorry. Okay, I'm trying to figure
out where to go.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
Okay, Okay, let's let let's dial back please, because right
now everything is like all at once and I'm having
I have a headache, so let's just walk through this together.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
You said your name is Henrich.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Yes, my name is Heinrich and a new delivery driver
for I have a package to delive off.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
I've been trying to call and see where the stress
has been for about a week and every time I
boll says that it's.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
There, we go again with the music.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
I've been trying to contack my.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Friend to see where as soon as my radio has
come back on.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I can tell I can.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
I've tried to figure out how to get the bluetos off.
It's turned the bluetooth for some reason. When I'm on
the phone, it's still playing. But you maybe we can
speak about it this way with the music in the background.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
It's kind of funny.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
You're saying that this package is important.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
I figured it out. I figured it out. Okay, it's
a music. Listen to me.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Listen to me, shut up, Henrik.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Shut up. Okay, listen to me shutting up.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Yes, I have had this stress for my friend designed
and it was supposed.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
To be delivered a week ago.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
Okay, okay, why I've been trying to contact everybody.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I've been trying to track.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
It and I can't find it.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
And now you're meeting it to all this god forsaken music.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
The music my.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Boots has come back music I'm trying to turn off.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Okay, I got it. I got it again, that's what
you're saying.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
I swear to God if I hear that music one
more time. I'm hanging this phone up, and you and
that whatever company you work for is getting shoed because
my friend needs her dress in two days. She was
supposed to have it a week ago, and I'm trying
to track it.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I'm trying to.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Find out where it is, and you're telling me that.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
You've lost it. You know how much time I have
lost it?
Speaker 5 (07:56):
I am lost because I'm new here and I do
not know who to go.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
It's a hotel in Miami, Florida.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I'm sure you could google it. Oh you said it
in Florida. Yes, Oh no, what do you mean? Oh no?
But I am in Miami, Oklahoma. It looks like I've
driven fit too far. What the are you kidding me?
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Miami, Oklahoma? Sive in Miami, Oklahoma.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Oh, here comes to music again?
Speaker 6 (08:27):
Shut the music off?
Speaker 5 (08:28):
Now?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 6 (08:32):
Miami Oklahoma?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I can get some princess off. I don't know how.
I don't know. I mean Oklahoma and didn't listen to
like shut now.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Hey, Marianna, this is actually Giubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone break on you and your friends.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Set you up. It's a joke.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
She said that She actually got her wedding dress a
few days ago, but she didn't want to. She wanted
to tell you it wasn't delivered so she could do
a phone brank on you.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
But that I was freaking out for a week thinking
it wasn't there.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Oh, I'm sorry, I came. I hear my blue has
come on again.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
That's okay, we thought every morning with a jew Bolt
phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties,
Is another Jubile phone French weekday mornings on the twenties only.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
On ninety six seven, Kiss that thumb.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Hello, Hey, this is Pee Deekins calling from departments.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Is this Kelly? Yeah, this is Kelly. Hey, Kelly, move
in day. Excited to have you.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yeah, yeah, Hey, listen, I'm calling with a little bit
of news on your place. Okay, okay, and uh, not
a big deal. I just want you to be prepared, okay. Uh,
so you're moving in today. I know your appointment to
move stuff in is a little later, and it looks
(00:45):
like for an undetermined amount of time you are going
to have a roommate in your extra room there.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
What do you mean a roommate?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I mean, well, I don't know if you've ever had
a roommate before, but roommates usually if you live in
a place and then there's someone else that lives there
as well.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, I know what a roommate is. Yes, why are
you saying I.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Have a roommate because I bought apartment to not have
a roommate.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, so that was the plan.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
But realized this morning that one of our favorite Kookie
characters from the Neighborhood has sort of decided to set
up shop in your apartment that you're moving into. His
name is Johnny, call him Crazy Johnny around here.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
I'm sorry, you're telling me that I have a squatter
living in.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
My apartment right now, es saying.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
The apartment I'm moving into today.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yes, And I tried to ask him when he was
going to be leaving and he said some things in
gibberish and spat at me, so I didn't get a
chance to really talk to him.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Like? What are you running at halfway house right now?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I'm sorry, Like, why.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Is he in my house?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Or you have to get him out of it?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
If you could lower your voice, because I want I
don't know if Crazy Johnny's listening, and I don't really
want to make him upset.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
But hey, everything is good to go.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
And you've got to be kidding me right now? Why
aren't you calling the police?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Well, we well because we like him.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
You know, he's a nice guy at times, and you're
kidding me.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
He might be a nice guy to you.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
This guy is not living in my apartment. I swear
to God, you better be out of there before.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I am there. You haven't heard the best part I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
The best part, Like I, this is unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
What is going on.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
We are prepared to offer you ten percent off your
first month's rent if you'll just you know, take in
Crazy Johnny for just a little while until we figure
out how to get him out of your place.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Ten percent off.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I would get half that if I had a roommate.
You want me to room with a guy named Crazy Johnny?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Crazy Johnny in the ferrets? Yeah that's what Crazy Johnny?
What his fare it?
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
He has a ferret band. Actually, it's pretty interesting that
he's taught up to.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
What this has got to be, Like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
It's really kind of cool. He taught one of his
farits how to play the drums. Actually, I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Are you what?
Speaker 6 (03:17):
I don't even understand what's.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Happening right now.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
I am not moving into an apartment with a guy
named Crazy Johnny with a ferret band living in my apartment.
I did not sign up for this, and I absolutely
am going to be calling the cops on you guys
if he is not out right now.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
To be fair, the Ferret Band does have a curfew
of ten and Crazy Johnny has never missed it. He
always gets him off the drums at least by nine
forty five.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
This is unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
I swear to God, I am calling.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I am calling the cops on you.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Kelly and not be legal, Kelly.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubeil Show doing a
phone frank on you and your boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Jake set you up.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
What he said you guys are moving in together and
wanted to mess with you on your moving day.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I swear to God, I'm going to kill him.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
What Okay, Well, now I have to get back at him.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
See, I can't deal with now.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
We thought every morning with a jew Boll phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
This is another Jubile phone pranks, weekday mornings on the
twenties only on ninety six seven. Kiss that Tan.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
I do not know if I'm gotting the streets. I
don't see the street that I'm supposed to go go on.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
Hello, Hello, Hello the hell Hello?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Hello, Yes, this is Heinrich.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
I'm calling from if with the package I'm delivering.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
What for Mario? Yeah, Marianna Hello, Hello.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Yes it's all to hear you because my radios applaud
one second yes, so sorry. I turned off the radio.
It was ap loud. Sometimes the radio comes on and
I don't even know how it's going again. But I
my name is Heinrich, came coming from Can I have
a package I'm delivering from Mariana. It's this It important
(05:24):
and I'm trying to figure out where to deliver it.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Okay, okay, well.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Can you please?
Speaker 6 (05:31):
I can't hear you over your music.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
I'm going in than Hello, Hello, Hello, hello is I'm
trying to deliver our package, but I have no idea
where I'm going.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
I need Oh it's my music.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
My music is back on again, so I'm trying to
figure out how to turn it off. Okay, I've turned
it off. I'm so sorry. Okay, I'm trying to figure
out where to go.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
Okay, Okay, let's let let's dial back please, because right
now everything is like all at once and I'm having
I have a headache, so let's just walk through this together.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
You said your name is Henrich.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Yes, my name is Heinrich and a new delivery driver
for I have a package to delive off.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
I've been trying to call and see where the stress
has been for about a week and every time I
boll says that it's.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
There, we go again with the music.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
I've been trying to contack my.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Friend to see where as soon as my radio has
come back on.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I can tell I can.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
I've tried to figure out how to get the bluetos off.
It's turned the bluetooth for some reason. When I'm on
the phone, it's still playing. But you maybe we can
speak about it this way with the music in the background.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
It's kind of funny.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
You're saying that this package is important.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
I figured it out. I figured it out. Okay, it's
a music. Listen to me.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
Listen to me, shut up, Henrik.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Shut up. Okay, listen to me shutting up.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Yes, I have had this stress for my friend designed
and it was supposed.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
To be delivered a week ago.
Speaker 6 (07:14):
Okay, okay, why I've been trying to contact everybody.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I've been trying to track.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
It and I can't find it.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
And now you're meeting it to all this god forsaken music.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
The music my.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Boots has come back music I'm trying to turn off.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Okay, I got it. I got it again, that's what
you're saying.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
I swear to God if I hear that music one
more time. I'm hanging this phone up, and you and
that whatever company you work for is getting shoed because
my friend needs her dress in two days. She was
supposed to have it a week ago, and I'm trying
to track it.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
I'm trying to.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Find out where it is, and you're telling me that.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
You've lost it. You know how much time I have
lost it?
Speaker 5 (07:56):
I am lost because I'm new here and I do
not know who to go.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
It's a hotel in Miami, Florida.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I'm sure you could google it. Oh you said it
in Florida. Yes, Oh no, what do you mean? Oh no?
But I am in Miami, Oklahoma. It looks like I've
driven fit too far. What the are you kidding me?
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Miami, Oklahoma? Sive in Miami, Oklahoma.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Oh, here comes to music again?
Speaker 6 (08:27):
Shut the music off?
Speaker 5 (08:28):
Now?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 6 (08:32):
Miami Oklahoma?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I can get some princess off. I don't know how.
I don't know. I mean Oklahoma and didn't listen to
like shut now.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Hey, Marianna, this is actually Giubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone break on you and your friends.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Set you up. It's a joke.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
She said that She actually got her wedding dress a
few days ago, but she didn't want to. She wanted
to tell you it wasn't delivered so she could do
a phone brank on you.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
But that I was freaking out for a week thinking
it wasn't there.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Oh, I'm sorry, I came. I hear my blue has
come on again.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
That's okay, we thought every morning with a jew Bolt
phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties,
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