December 16, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready for the wildest ride in prank history! In this episode of The Jubal Show’s Phone Pranks, we’ve got TWO jaw-dropping calls that will leave you in stitches. First, Debbie learns her long-awaited couch has been living its best life… in a karaoke bar! Sweaty singers, spilled drinks, and zero refunds—what could possibly go wrong? Then, meet Poop (yes, Poop), the mall Santa who’s on house arrest and brought his own “ho-ho-hoes” to spread holiday cheer. From corporate chaos to parents losing their minds, this is the prank-packed episode you’ll be talking about all week. Listen now for non-stop laughs, outrageous twists, and the ultimate holiday chaos!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another Jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the
twenties on.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yes, Hello, this is Ted there. But oh I'm calling
from Merrow Customer Service. I was looking for Debbie. It's
about a couch that you have not received yet.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah, you've got her.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
It's been like three weeks yet.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Well, the reason I'm calling today is to inform you
that that couch that you had ordered from us, the
one it is three weeks late. Yeah, yes, it is
unfortunately dead and gone. And I'm so sorry about this.
What yes, I mean the couch is.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Dead and gone.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
It is ruined and we cannot deliver that couch now
because it is dead and gone.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
And I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
How is it ruined?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Well, I just go ahead and explain what happened. So,
somehow a delivery driver that was delivering the cow was
delivering on time, but he got the address from and
he delivered it to a local karaoke bar. And so
the couch has been in the karaoke bar for three weeks.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
And no, no, I wait a second, why would it
go to a different address.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
That's what I said, Yes, that's what I said when
I saw it. I said, how could you get karaoke
bar mixed up with a residential air address? So that
counch has been in the karaoke bar? And then have
you ever done karaoke before? It can be a blast?
Speaker 5 (01:29):
You know what, I don't really see how that where's
another couch for me? Then, like you guys have to
replace what I already paid for.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
So where is my couch?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Well, your couches at the karaoke bar.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
But you care about that couch, but you.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Sometimes when you do with the karaoke, you know, can't
stop believing that's always my songs.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I don't care about karaoke.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Stop talking about karaoke.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
I paid for that couch, so you just need to
find me the same one.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Unfortunately, that was the last one that we had made,
so there is no more options for that couch, you see,
And so that's the problem that we're haven't over here
is trying to survive.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
You need to refund me and I just will never
deal with your company again.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Unfortunately, we can offer a refund at this time, but
we are willing to have that couch taken if you
would like the couch still, even though it's it's kind
of dead gowing. It's got sweatst sing a sweat on
it and alcohol. But you could have it delivered. We
could pick that up and deliver it today if you
want it. You could have your couch by this afternoon.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
No, I do not want the couch that's been in
a karaoke bar with thought knows who has.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Sweet sweating a sweat, sweatst sing a sweat all over it.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Wait, whatever you say I ordered or.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I want a refund, Well, unfortunately, like I said, we
cannot do a refund for refund on that. But I'm
prepared to offer you some other options because I wasn't
sure if you'd like the US sweatiest single sweat, the
sweaty singing sweat all over it. Yes, I didn't think
so that why it's been dead gone And I'm so sorry,
but we do have a Dynet set that is the
same prices.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
No, I don't need a Dyneta I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Why exactly couldn't you.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Give me a refund?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Because you messed it up?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
So I want my money back.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
We got a bright pink credenza if you were like
that bright pink credenza.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Seriously, I ordered a couch, what would you like me
to do.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Is a bright pink credenza, sit on it and watch
my shows?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Are you just let you know?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I did talk to the bar and they are prepared
to offer you first ride at any karaoke song you
want to sing if you want to come down.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
They don't care about karaoke. I'm not going to karaoke
to sit on a couch that I paid for.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
You know what, I'm done speaking with you.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
I want to talk to your manager or your supervisor whoever,
like you should not be doing any kind of customer service.
It's just been ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
That's understandable. I can tell that you are pretty fired
up right now, and I'm so sorry about this. You
more onery than a bed with a throne in his pall,
which is understanding.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
You know what, again, manager, I'm not talking to you.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Okay, you're ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
How about I tell you that this is actually Jewbel
from the Jebel Show doing a phone prank on you
and your husband set you up.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
It's a joke.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
He said that you ordered to couch and it's three
weeks late, and you're angry about it and you.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Are you kidding.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yes, I'm kidding. It's not at a karaoke bar. I
don't know where it is though, but he just wanted
to have some fun with you.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Oh my god, I'm going to I thank god, because
I'm not going.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
To hear We thought that every morning with a jubile
Phone pranks Weekday Mornings on the twenties is another jubile phone.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties, only on ninety six seven,
Kiss that thumb. Hello, y, these parents complaining, like I
need to know what to do?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
What?
Speaker 4 (05:04):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Who is this?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Oh? My my bad?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
This poop?
Speaker 4 (05:09):
I'm sorry you're who? Yo?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
This poop?
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Did you say poop?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
No, not poop, poop puw Okay, but my mom calls
me Clarence, but you all call me poop. I'm the
mass Santa today and like I don't know what to
do because these parents are wild out right now.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
You know what I mean. I'm uh, Dave is the Santa. Yeah,
y'all know Dave, right, y'all know Dave right?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Day working today?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, Day's my homeboy. And he was sick today, so
he called He told me. They like he didn't want
to call in because you know, Santa grinds right, he
don't take days off. So he was like, hey, can
you cover my shift at the mall and be the
mall Santa today?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
And I was like, yeah, I can. Like I'm not
doing so, you know what I mean, Like.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I've been here for like thirty minutes, but already the
parents are complaining and this one family, like I was
like I didn't know what to do because like they
wanted me to hold this baby, right, you know, because
like Santa Hoo's babies, and you know, I'm.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Sorry about all any changes to the did you too?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Has gone through me that we can't just have another
random person come.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
In for Dave. You know, so good, it's all good.
It's all good. It's all good.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
It's telling me if it's not good, and that you're
already there.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yeah, like I'm here. I started the shift already, you
know what I mean. But like they handed this baby
to me and I was like, damn, your baby smells
like you know, my god, and then they they's not
getting all mad or whatever, but I was like, yo,
I'm not holding that baby. You gotta hold that baby yourself,
because that baby smells like literally like.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
You custom for the parents to a parent of a baby.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
No, I mean I couz.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I just told the baby smells like because I guess it,
did you know? I don't know, but I just need
to know how to deal with these parents because like
this other parents came up, you know, and their kid
was like asking for a bunch of stuff, and I
was like, yo, you need to slow your roll, little man,
because like you ain't gonna get that much for Christmas,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Oh my god, are you what?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I'm at a loss for words right now, Like I
don't know who you are and why you're an answer
right now, but definitely, and corporate is going to absolutely
lose their minds right now and I'm gonna, like I'm
gonna get fired.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah, Like there was somebody from the corporate You're like,
I don't even know what that meant. But they came
by and they saw the parents like cause they're like, yo,
I stepped behind the thing, Like I got the house
out there doing their thing right now, like trying to
keep them entertained because like these people were mad man.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
All of them was lined up, So I step back
here to call you.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
But like somebody from the corporate whatever came by and
I told them to wait their turn because I got babies, and.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Like, oh my god, you do corporate Okay, none of
this is actually happening right now, and I can't believe
that you're.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Hey, and they're saying the corporate person whatever their name was,
they were saying that like it wasn't appropriate the way
I brought the hose.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
You brought the hose.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Well, I mean they aren't actual hoes, you know what
I'm saying, Like it's a couple. It's like a couple
of homegirls of my butt. Like I had them dress
up because like saying, you know, saying it's got whole hose,
you know. And so like they said that their outfice
was not appropriate for families or whatever, you know what
I mean. I was like, what you're talking about? Like
both of them got kids?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
No, okay, So I'm gonna need you to pack up
your stuff and we're just gonna have to cancel Fanta.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
For the day.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Like this is not actually Like I'm you know that
you can be there with girls in skimpy outfits. I'm
sure that that Bob is going to call me immediately
as soon as.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
With you like I cleared it.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I cleared it, like like I'm my house arrest, but
they let me out of house arrest so I could
do this today, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Like, so I'm good all day.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
God, are you hey, Eileen?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
This is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show doing a
phone break on you. Okay, please tell me that it's
not real. Your boss wanted to break you because he
said you handle them all sensus and it's always stressful
this time of year.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
I'm literally crying right now.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Like I thought that corporate was down there, but this
guy had girls in outfits and calling them home. Oh
my god, Like he's like, what was his name, Poop
or something? Okay, Pook the mall Santa was the Ho
Ho Ho just.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Showed up and told people they had babies.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
We thought that every morning with a Jo bol phone
pranks weekday mornings on the twenties,
This is another Jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the
twenties on.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Yes, Hello, this is Ted there. But oh I'm calling
from Merrow Customer Service. I was looking for Debbie. It's
about a couch that you have not received yet.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah, you've got her.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
It's been like three weeks yet.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Well, the reason I'm calling today is to inform you
that that couch that you had ordered from us, the
one it is three weeks late. Yeah, yes, it is
unfortunately dead and gone. And I'm so sorry about this.
What yes, I mean the couch is.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Dead and gone.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
It is ruined and we cannot deliver that couch now
because it is dead and gone.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
And I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
How is it ruined?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Well, I just go ahead and explain what happened. So,
somehow a delivery driver that was delivering the cow was
delivering on time, but he got the address from and
he delivered it to a local karaoke bar. And so
the couch has been in the karaoke bar for three weeks.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
And no, no, I wait a second, why would it
go to a different address.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
That's what I said, Yes, that's what I said when
I saw it. I said, how could you get karaoke
bar mixed up with a residential air address? So that
counch has been in the karaoke bar? And then have
you ever done karaoke before? It can be a blast?
Speaker 5 (01:29):
You know what, I don't really see how that where's
another couch for me? Then, like you guys have to
replace what I already paid for.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
So where is my couch?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Well, your couches at the karaoke bar.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
But you care about that couch, but you.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Sometimes when you do with the karaoke, you know, can't
stop believing that's always my songs.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I don't care about karaoke.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Stop talking about karaoke.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
I paid for that couch, so you just need to
find me the same one.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Unfortunately, that was the last one that we had made,
so there is no more options for that couch, you see,
And so that's the problem that we're haven't over here
is trying to survive.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
You need to refund me and I just will never
deal with your company again.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Unfortunately, we can offer a refund at this time, but
we are willing to have that couch taken if you
would like the couch still, even though it's it's kind
of dead gowing. It's got sweatst sing a sweat on
it and alcohol. But you could have it delivered. We
could pick that up and deliver it today if you
want it. You could have your couch by this afternoon.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
No, I do not want the couch that's been in
a karaoke bar with thought knows who has.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Sweet sweating a sweat, sweatst sing a sweat all over it.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Wait, whatever you say I ordered or.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I want a refund, Well, unfortunately, like I said, we
cannot do a refund for refund on that. But I'm
prepared to offer you some other options because I wasn't
sure if you'd like the US sweatiest single sweat, the
sweaty singing sweat all over it. Yes, I didn't think
so that why it's been dead gone And I'm so sorry,
but we do have a Dynet set that is the
same prices.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
No, I don't need a Dyneta I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Why exactly couldn't you.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Give me a refund?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Because you messed it up?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
So I want my money back.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
We got a bright pink credenza if you were like
that bright pink credenza.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Seriously, I ordered a couch, what would you like me
to do.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Is a bright pink credenza, sit on it and watch
my shows?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Are you just let you know?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I did talk to the bar and they are prepared
to offer you first ride at any karaoke song you
want to sing if you want to come down.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
They don't care about karaoke. I'm not going to karaoke
to sit on a couch that I paid for.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
You know what, I'm done speaking with you.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
I want to talk to your manager or your supervisor whoever,
like you should not be doing any kind of customer service.
It's just been ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
That's understandable. I can tell that you are pretty fired
up right now, and I'm so sorry about this. You
more onery than a bed with a throne in his pall,
which is understanding.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
You know what, again, manager, I'm not talking to you.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Okay, you're ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
How about I tell you that this is actually Jewbel
from the Jebel Show doing a phone prank on you
and your husband set you up.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
It's a joke.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
He said that you ordered to couch and it's three
weeks late, and you're angry about it and you.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Are you kidding.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yes, I'm kidding. It's not at a karaoke bar. I
don't know where it is though, but he just wanted
to have some fun with you.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Oh my god, I'm going to I thank god, because
I'm not going.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
To hear We thought that every morning with a jubile
Phone pranks Weekday Mornings on the twenties is another jubile phone.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties, only on ninety six seven,
Kiss that thumb. Hello, y, these parents complaining, like I
need to know what to do?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
What?
Speaker 4 (05:04):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Who is this?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Oh? My my bad?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
This poop?
Speaker 4 (05:09):
I'm sorry you're who? Yo?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
This poop?
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Did you say poop?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
No, not poop, poop puw Okay, but my mom calls
me Clarence, but you all call me poop. I'm the
mass Santa today and like I don't know what to
do because these parents are wild out right now.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
You know what I mean. I'm uh, Dave is the Santa. Yeah,
y'all know Dave, right, y'all know Dave right?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Day working today?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, Day's my homeboy. And he was sick today, so
he called He told me. They like he didn't want
to call in because you know, Santa grinds right, he
don't take days off. So he was like, hey, can
you cover my shift at the mall and be the
mall Santa today?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
And I was like, yeah, I can. Like I'm not
doing so, you know what I mean, Like.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I've been here for like thirty minutes, but already the
parents are complaining and this one family, like I was
like I didn't know what to do because like they
wanted me to hold this baby, right, you know, because
like Santa Hoo's babies, and you know, I'm.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Sorry about all any changes to the did you too?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Has gone through me that we can't just have another
random person come.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
In for Dave. You know, so good, it's all good.
It's all good. It's all good.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
It's telling me if it's not good, and that you're
already there.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yeah, like I'm here. I started the shift already, you
know what I mean. But like they handed this baby
to me and I was like, damn, your baby smells
like you know, my god, and then they they's not
getting all mad or whatever, but I was like, yo,
I'm not holding that baby. You gotta hold that baby yourself,
because that baby smells like literally like.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
You custom for the parents to a parent of a baby.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
No, I mean I couz.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I just told the baby smells like because I guess it,
did you know? I don't know, but I just need
to know how to deal with these parents because like
this other parents came up, you know, and their kid
was like asking for a bunch of stuff, and I
was like, yo, you need to slow your roll, little man,
because like you ain't gonna get that much for Christmas,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Oh my god, are you what?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I'm at a loss for words right now, Like I
don't know who you are and why you're an answer
right now, but definitely, and corporate is going to absolutely
lose their minds right now and I'm gonna, like I'm
gonna get fired.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah, Like there was somebody from the corporate You're like,
I don't even know what that meant. But they came
by and they saw the parents like cause they're like, yo,
I stepped behind the thing, Like I got the house
out there doing their thing right now, like trying to
keep them entertained because like these people were mad man.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
All of them was lined up, So I step back
here to call you.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
But like somebody from the corporate whatever came by and
I told them to wait their turn because I got babies, and.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Like, oh my god, you do corporate Okay, none of
this is actually happening right now, and I can't believe
that you're.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Hey, and they're saying the corporate person whatever their name was,
they were saying that like it wasn't appropriate the way
I brought the hose.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
You brought the hose.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Well, I mean they aren't actual hoes, you know what
I'm saying, Like it's a couple. It's like a couple
of homegirls of my butt. Like I had them dress
up because like saying, you know, saying it's got whole hose,
you know. And so like they said that their outfice
was not appropriate for families or whatever, you know what
I mean. I was like, what you're talking about? Like
both of them got kids?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
No, okay, So I'm gonna need you to pack up
your stuff and we're just gonna have to cancel Fanta.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
For the day.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Like this is not actually Like I'm you know that
you can be there with girls in skimpy outfits. I'm
sure that that Bob is going to call me immediately
as soon as.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
With you like I cleared it.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I cleared it, like like I'm my house arrest, but
they let me out of house arrest so I could
do this today, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Like, so I'm good all day.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
God, are you hey, Eileen?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
This is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show doing a
phone break on you. Okay, please tell me that it's
not real. Your boss wanted to break you because he
said you handle them all sensus and it's always stressful
this time of year.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
I'm literally crying right now.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Like I thought that corporate was down there, but this
guy had girls in outfits and calling them home. Oh
my god, Like he's like, what was his name, Poop
or something? Okay, Pook the mall Santa was the Ho
Ho Ho just.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Showed up and told people they had babies.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
We thought that every morning with a Jo bol phone
pranks weekday mornings on the twenties,
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