July 29, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready for one of the most outrageous and side-splitting episodes of Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show! In this segment, Jubal poses as Detective Peter North and convinces Josh that his new girlfriend, Veronica, might just be the infamous “Sausage Slaughterer” – a fictional serial killer wanted in seven states for her breakfast-based crimes. What starts as a casual call quickly spirals into a full-blown panic as Josh is told he’s in grave danger… unless he can speak in a hilariously high-pitched voice to save his life!
But that’s not all! In the second prank, Eric gets a bizarre call from a plumber named Juniper who claims to have been doing “reconnaissance” on his pipes… from underneath his house. Things get creepy fast, and Eric is ready to call the cops—until the big reveal!
These pranks are packed with absurd twists, laugh-out-loud moments, and the kind of chaos only Jubal can deliver. Whether you're commuting, working out, or just need a good laugh, this episode is guaranteed to make your day.
Tune in to Phone Pranks weekday mornings on the 20s, only on 96.7 KISS FM!
But that’s not all! In the second prank, Eric gets a bizarre call from a plumber named Juniper who claims to have been doing “reconnaissance” on his pipes… from underneath his house. Things get creepy fast, and Eric is ready to call the cops—until the big reveal!
These pranks are packed with absurd twists, laugh-out-loud moments, and the kind of chaos only Jubal can deliver. Whether you're commuting, working out, or just need a good laugh, this episode is guaranteed to make your day.
Tune in to Phone Pranks weekday mornings on the 20s, only on 96.7 KISS FM!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another to both phone Frank weekday mornings on
the twenties on six. Hello, this is Detective Peter North's
calling from the police department.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I was looking for Josh. Yeah, this is in Josh.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
All right, do you have a moment to answer some
questions for me?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I mean, yeah, yeah, sure. You say you're calling from
the police apartment.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yes, I am a police department. I need to ask
you about somebody that you know. Who are you or
have you been in contact with a Veronica?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yeah, we we just kind of started seeing each other,
see okay, like something happened.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Let me ask you a question. How long have you
been seeing this Veronica? Like two months? It's it's pretty new.
Have you shared any meals together? I mean obviously, I
mean it's it's been two months like that because she
cooked cree you lately. No, she doesn't like to cook.
It's usually me who's doing the cooking. But what does
that have to do with Josh. I'm gonna place you
(01:12):
on a brief hold. Please don't go anywhere. Yeah, okay, one.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Second, hey, uh yeah, I got another victim here, or
potential victim. So it's like the sausage slaughter is back
at it. I need somebody to go down and check
on a Josh his addresses. I need somebody to go
do a welfare check right now. He's in grave danger.
(01:36):
We need to get him some protection and we need
to get him.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I need you.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I need you out the door, and I need you
over there now because he is in grave danger. Okay, Hey, Josh,
I'm back on the phone.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Here, Dude, what what do you mean grave danger?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Grave danger? I don't know. I had you on hold there,
so I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, I don't know what's wrong with your whole button.
You've not put me on the hold a single time.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Oh okay, Well, so you've heard everything I said.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I heard something about a sausage and what brains danger?
Am I dating a serial killer? What's going on? Okay?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Well I wanted the easy end of this conversation. So
the woman that you have started dating for on a
is also known by another name, which you might have
read the news stories on the sausage Slaughterer.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
The sausage slaughter Yes wanted in the Seven States.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
She starts to date a man and eventually starts making
him breakfast and it includes sausage.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
If she does that. Do not eat that sausage? Oh
my god, she did make me sausage yesterday? How uh? Okay, Josh,
where are you right now? I'm in my house. I'm
at my playse.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Okay, we have got to get you out of there.
She's probably on our way now.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
She is on her waist. She says she was gonna
be here in like ten minutes. Okay, okay, We've got
to act quick. Is she like poison my sausage or something?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Is she?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
What does she do?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
No, she did not poison the sausage, but the day
before she actually has her victim eat at breakfast full
of sausage.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
It's kind of a calling, heart.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
What do you?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
What do you want me to do? What do I do?
Can you speak in a really high voice? What? Josh?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
The only way she will not act is if somebody
speaks in a really high voice and says, please don't kill me,
lady ma'am.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
What like like please like that?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Please don't kill me, lady ma'am.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Please don't kill me lady.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Okay, please don't.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Kill me, lady ma'am.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Josh practiced that one more time because you're gonna.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Need it, all right, all right, please.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Don't kill me.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yes, that's it.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I'm laughing because it's actually Jewel from Jebel Show doing
a phone.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Brank on you and Veronica. She set this up.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yes, she said that she's really enjoyed getting to know
you and she wanted to mess with you since you
guys have just started dating.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I cann't believe my father was dating somebody call the
sausage later, we thought.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Every morning with a jewbol Phone Pranks Weekday Mornings on
the twenties is another jewbile phone.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties only on ninety six seven.
Kiss that tum.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Hello. I'm excited to meet you tomorrow and to find
the problem. Hello.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yes, this is Eric.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah, this is he. Who is it?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Hello Eric?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
And my name is Juniper and I'm calling from plumbing
and I'm calling to confirm market together tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Oh okay, I have an employment tomorrow for my pipes.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Claw. Yes, that's the get together that I'm speaking of.
I'm excited to work on your pipes.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Oh okay, ahead, that's some.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Kind of strange about I feel like I always know
them very well. That's what.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I feel like.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I already know your pipes very well. I've been learning
a lot about your house and the blueprints for where
all the pipes go and where the clogs might be happening,
because it sounds like your pipes are getting clogged and
you have no idea why is correct?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Yes, I thought I explained that my name is Juniper
and I'm calling from plumbing and I'll be the one
handling your pipes tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
You said, Juniper. Yes, it's a pleasure. What the hell
it's a pleasure to meet Eric. Okay, Yeah, I do
have an appointment tomorrow my pipes.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
But this sounds very strange, man. I don't know what
sounds strange about it. I'm just calling to confirm that
I'll be the one that will be assisting in the
removal of whatever is clocked up your pipes in your house. Okay,
have you been to this house set or what have
you been talking about? Like you know the blueprint of
(06:24):
the house there. Yes, I'm very passionate about my job, Eric,
very passionate. Okay, this appointment has been scheduled for a
week now, and I've been doing all kinds of reconnaissance
and homework to figure out where the problem might be.
So that the appointment goes as quick as possible and
I can get you all ready to go and flushing
(06:47):
freely in no time. Okay, this sounds crazy. I had
an appointment about a week ago to.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Ask anyone to come out. Nobody had come. And you're
saying that you've been studying my.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Place, and I've done enough for reconnaissance now to feel
like I can effectively find the problem and rid you
of the nastiness that is in your house it's causing
your dude.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Dude, that sounds so crazy right now, I can't even
believe that I'm getting this call.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
The things that are backing up in this type are
starting to smell.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yes, I know, I've smelled it. It's very very rancid.
It smells almost like something is decomposing.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Oh boy, how did you smell it?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
What did I say I smelled it?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
You did?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I meant I was reading the description that you gave
to the person.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
You said you smelled it. How did you smell it?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I well, I was doing some reconnaissance and I noticed
just a little bit of homework on your pipes. Is
all just a little bit of reconnaissance, and I was
able to smell the smell. It was when you went
(08:08):
to the bathroom the other day at two o'clock in
the morning, around two o'clock. Okay, No, that's exactly when
it was. So I think it might be coming frost
the bathroom that's in the master suite, because that's where
I heard the footsteps when the toilet flushed, bathroom underneath it.
(08:34):
I've been living. I've been staying under your house for
a week, listening to the pipes. No, you have not that.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Just to see if I don't call the police.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I hope you know that.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Eric, this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing
a phone rank on you and your girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Charlotte set you up. It's a joke. She said to
you have I've been.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Having trouble with your pipes and you have a plumber
scheduled for tomorrow, and she wanted to freak you out.
We thought that every morning with a two bolt phone
pranks weekday mornings on the twenties,
This is another to both phone Frank weekday mornings on
the twenties on six. Hello, this is Detective Peter North's
calling from the police department.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I was looking for Josh. Yeah, this is in Josh.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
All right, do you have a moment to answer some
questions for me?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I mean, yeah, yeah, sure. You say you're calling from
the police apartment.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yes, I am a police department. I need to ask
you about somebody that you know. Who are you or
have you been in contact with a Veronica?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yeah, we we just kind of started seeing each other,
see okay, like something happened.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Let me ask you a question. How long have you
been seeing this Veronica? Like two months? It's it's pretty new.
Have you shared any meals together? I mean obviously, I
mean it's it's been two months like that because she
cooked cree you lately. No, she doesn't like to cook.
It's usually me who's doing the cooking. But what does
that have to do with Josh. I'm gonna place you
(01:12):
on a brief hold. Please don't go anywhere. Yeah, okay, one.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Second, hey, uh yeah, I got another victim here, or
potential victim. So it's like the sausage slaughter is back
at it. I need somebody to go down and check
on a Josh his addresses. I need somebody to go
do a welfare check right now. He's in grave danger.
(01:36):
We need to get him some protection and we need
to get him.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I need you.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I need you out the door, and I need you
over there now because he is in grave danger. Okay, Hey, Josh,
I'm back on the phone.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Here, Dude, what what do you mean grave danger?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Grave danger? I don't know. I had you on hold there,
so I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, I don't know what's wrong with your whole button.
You've not put me on the hold a single time.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Oh okay, Well, so you've heard everything I said.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I heard something about a sausage and what brains danger?
Am I dating a serial killer? What's going on? Okay?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Well I wanted the easy end of this conversation. So
the woman that you have started dating for on a
is also known by another name, which you might have
read the news stories on the sausage Slaughterer.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
The sausage slaughter Yes wanted in the Seven States.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
She starts to date a man and eventually starts making
him breakfast and it includes sausage.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
If she does that. Do not eat that sausage? Oh
my god, she did make me sausage yesterday? How uh? Okay, Josh,
where are you right now? I'm in my house. I'm
at my playse.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Okay, we have got to get you out of there.
She's probably on our way now.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
She is on her waist. She says she was gonna
be here in like ten minutes. Okay, okay, We've got
to act quick. Is she like poison my sausage or something?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Is she?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
What does she do?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
No, she did not poison the sausage, but the day
before she actually has her victim eat at breakfast full
of sausage.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
It's kind of a calling, heart.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
What do you?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
What do you want me to do? What do I do?
Can you speak in a really high voice? What? Josh?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
The only way she will not act is if somebody
speaks in a really high voice and says, please don't kill me,
lady ma'am.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
What like like please like that?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Please don't kill me, lady ma'am.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Please don't kill me lady.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Okay, please don't.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Kill me, lady ma'am.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Josh practiced that one more time because you're gonna.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Need it, all right, all right, please.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Don't kill me.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yes, that's it.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I'm laughing because it's actually Jewel from Jebel Show doing
a phone.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Brank on you and Veronica. She set this up.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yes, she said that she's really enjoyed getting to know
you and she wanted to mess with you since you
guys have just started dating.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I cann't believe my father was dating somebody call the
sausage later, we thought.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Every morning with a jewbol Phone Pranks Weekday Mornings on
the twenties is another jewbile phone.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties only on ninety six seven.
Kiss that tum.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Hello. I'm excited to meet you tomorrow and to find
the problem. Hello.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yes, this is Eric.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah, this is he. Who is it?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Hello Eric?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
And my name is Juniper and I'm calling from plumbing
and I'm calling to confirm market together tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Oh okay, I have an employment tomorrow for my pipes.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Claw. Yes, that's the get together that I'm speaking of.
I'm excited to work on your pipes.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Oh okay, ahead, that's some.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Kind of strange about I feel like I always know
them very well. That's what.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I feel like.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I already know your pipes very well. I've been learning
a lot about your house and the blueprints for where
all the pipes go and where the clogs might be happening,
because it sounds like your pipes are getting clogged and
you have no idea why is correct?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Yes, I thought I explained that my name is Juniper
and I'm calling from plumbing and I'll be the one
handling your pipes tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
You said, Juniper. Yes, it's a pleasure. What the hell
it's a pleasure to meet Eric. Okay, Yeah, I do
have an appointment tomorrow my pipes.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
But this sounds very strange, man. I don't know what
sounds strange about it. I'm just calling to confirm that
I'll be the one that will be assisting in the
removal of whatever is clocked up your pipes in your house. Okay,
have you been to this house set or what have
you been talking about? Like you know the blueprint of
(06:24):
the house there. Yes, I'm very passionate about my job, Eric,
very passionate. Okay, this appointment has been scheduled for a
week now, and I've been doing all kinds of reconnaissance
and homework to figure out where the problem might be.
So that the appointment goes as quick as possible and
I can get you all ready to go and flushing
(06:47):
freely in no time. Okay, this sounds crazy. I had
an appointment about a week ago to.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Ask anyone to come out. Nobody had come. And you're
saying that you've been studying my.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Place, and I've done enough for reconnaissance now to feel
like I can effectively find the problem and rid you
of the nastiness that is in your house it's causing
your dude.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Dude, that sounds so crazy right now, I can't even
believe that I'm getting this call.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
The things that are backing up in this type are
starting to smell.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yes, I know, I've smelled it. It's very very rancid.
It smells almost like something is decomposing.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Oh boy, how did you smell it?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
What did I say I smelled it?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
You did?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I meant I was reading the description that you gave
to the person.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
You said you smelled it. How did you smell it?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I well, I was doing some reconnaissance and I noticed
just a little bit of homework on your pipes. Is
all just a little bit of reconnaissance, and I was
able to smell the smell. It was when you went
(08:08):
to the bathroom the other day at two o'clock in
the morning, around two o'clock. Okay, No, that's exactly when
it was. So I think it might be coming frost
the bathroom that's in the master suite, because that's where
I heard the footsteps when the toilet flushed, bathroom underneath it.
(08:34):
I've been living. I've been staying under your house for
a week, listening to the pipes. No, you have not that.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Just to see if I don't call the police.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I hope you know that.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Eric, this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing
a phone rank on you and your girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Charlotte set you up. It's a joke. She said to
you have I've been.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Having trouble with your pipes and you have a plumber
scheduled for tomorrow, and she wanted to freak you out.
We thought that every morning with a two bolt phone
pranks weekday mornings on the twenties,
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