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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another ju will phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only one six seven kiss. Hello. Yes, Hello, this is
Ted Thibdo. I'm calling from dot com and I was
looking for Fiona, who ordered a Tesla Model Y from US.
They should have been delivered just a few days ago. Yeah,
(00:26):
this is her. Ye, Hi Fiona. How you doing today?
You know? Yeah, I'm okay, just wondering where the car
is at. Well, yes, I guess I would be wondering
too if I was you. If I had ordered a
brand new car from my website and it was supposed
to be there just a few days ago, and then
all of a sudden you opened the door two days ago,
no car. Then the day after that probably no car too,
(00:47):
and then probably today no car as well. Uh yeah,
nothing exactly right. Car frustrating for you, Yeah, a little bit. Yes, Well,
I do have some news about the car that you
purchased from our website that should have been there a
few days ago. Okay, yes, it has been delivered. Well, no,
(01:13):
it happens. What do you mean do you mean it
just says that it's been delivered. Well, no, it has
been delivered, is what I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Okay, but you're calling me to tell me that it
hasn't been delivered, So now you're saying it has been
I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yes, I guess there was some sort of era and
it has been delivered to a Fiona who lives about
three towns over from you. So they have your call
right now.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Okay, So then they can get the car back from
that Fiona, because that's the wrong fionda, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Well, yes, that's what we're thinking. But we called that
Fiona and we asked for the car back, and she
said no. So I don't know what to do about that.
I'm sorry, you're you must be joking. You don't know
what to do about that.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
It's not her car, right, You don't have to listen
to her, she says, no.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
And I spoke to her. That's the car. I spoke
to her myself, and I said, now, you are the
wrong Fiona. I have some strong words for her. I
just let you know. I said you are the wrong Fiona,
and that car belongs to someone else. I said that
straight to her. Those are those were your strong words? Yes?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Like, those aren't strong words?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
You just basically asked her nicely. Yes, she said it
isn't even asking And she said no, she.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Said no, she just got a free car.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Oh my goodness. Yeah, Uh well, I just got a
notification about your tesla that was supposed to be delivered
a few days ago, still hasn't arrived. We delivered it
to the wrong Fiona And she said, no, you're talking
about yes, that's the one. Yes, And uh I just
got I just got an update on that. Tell me
(03:07):
what is I will get raped. I will get straight
to the point here. I'm so sorry about that. You know,
my grandma always said, get straight to the point, don't
leave people guessing, don't mince your words. Speaking of minsing
if ahead before I don't even really know what that means.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Oh my god, I need to hang up.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I'm so sorry. I need to get direct. I need
to get to the point with you. Don't know. I
need to tell you what happened to your car there.
It appears that the other Fiona took a sledge hamd
to it for some reason. What the hell are you
talking about?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I need to see pictures or something.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
This needs to be some type of it needs to
be covered by insurance. We need the money back. If
we're not getting the car.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
If the car is quote quote totaled, because I'm crazy
person that you delivered the car to is damaging it.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
What can you do for me?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Okay, I've already got yes, and I've already been and
I've got a note here that says what i can do.
And uh, yes, I'm so sorry about this again. That
Tesla that you ordered from my website is dead and gound.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yes, I know you're sorry.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I don't need sorry, I need solutions. What we can
get you chief car? Yes, we can get you a
new one tomorrow. New car tomorrow. It will be a
nineteen ninety four Toyota Wrap fourth. That's okay, what the
oh my sor where is your office? This is actually
(04:32):
Jubil from the Jubil Shark doing a phone prank on
you and your husband. Paul said, you will what is job?
I said, You've been waiting for your car that you
ordered online for a couple of days. Now anyone to
mess with you? Wow? That was like not the nicest
thing to do.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
What we thought every morning with a Jubol phone pranks
weekday mornings on that twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yes, I'm other to both phone frank weekday mornings.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
On the twenties only one six seven. Thank you for calling.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
This is Taylor speaking.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Who may help you? Where is she? Excuse me? Where
is she? Where is she? Who are you?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Who are you trying to reach?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
My name is Pete Aikins, and I'm very upset and
I demand to speak to the manager of this clothing
boutique right now.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I'm the manager. I'm so sorry you're upset. How can
I help you?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
You're the manager? Huh? Yes? What's your name?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Taylor?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Taylor? Where's Carla? Carla?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
I'm sorry, we don't have a Carla here.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Are she's gonna play games with me? I'm not with me? Huh?
Act like you didn't do something with her? Where is Carla?
We don't.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
We don't have a Carla that works here?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Are you prohas? Okay?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Trying to reach a different store.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
I want to let you know that I have a
particular set of skills and if I don't find Carla,
there's going to be a major problem. What did you
do with her?
Speaker 3 (06:27):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. There isn't a Carla here.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
You're gonna tell me that the past six months of
my life I've been imagining it. I don't think, So
I demand to know what you did with her and
where she is.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
I don't know what you're talking about her.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Okay, all right, all right, you're going to play games,
and it's obvious that you've done something dastardly and I've
figured it out. Where is Carla there?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
There is no Carla that works here.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
You have the wrong number. Carla is my girl, and
Carla and I have had a relationship for the last
six months. She's been at your store every single day
in the window. She always has her left hand a
(07:18):
little bit raised because she's left handed. And the other
day I showed up to talk to Carla and no
Carla in sight. So I demand to know what you've
done with my girl.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
There's a woman outside of the store.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
That has been trying to gene into double down on
the plane. Dumb. My girl, my lady friend, was not
outside of the store. She was in the store Winda
for six months, and now she's missing and I'm gonna
find her.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Are you talking about the mannequin that we had in.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
The window and now she's starting to get it? Where
is she? What did you do with her? Taylor?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Where is the mannequin?
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Her name is Carla. Her name is Carla, and where
is she?
Speaker 3 (08:23):
I'm very sorry, sir, We're not using that display anymore.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
You think this is funny, eh no, because this is
not funny. You took my girlfriend and she's probably tied
up in the back or something.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
I don't know what this is, but this is serious.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I really think that you need help, sir. Oh You're
gonna need help when I'm done with your store, because
I can't believe the atrocity that you just admitted to.
I'm calling the cops right now to tell them what
you did to Carla. Carla is my girl, Carla.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Is a manic can crazy. You're crazy. You're never getting
Carla ba you psycho?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
All right, fine, then I'll just let you know it's
a prank phone call. And your employee Tiffany said, yap,
this is actually Jubil from Jubeil Show doing a phone
brank on you and your employee Tiffany set you up.
She said, you get weird complaints all the time, and
she wanted to message you. Oh my god, you girls
(09:32):
thought me and I do get weird all the time,
but
Speaker 1 (09:41):
We thought every morning with a jew boltone pranks weekday
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