June 19, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready to laugh out loud with this double-dose of chaos from The Jubal Show’s Phone Pranks! In today’s episode:
New pranks drop weekday mornings on the 20s – only on 96.7 KISS FM!
- Airline Miles Meltdown – Caitlin just got promoted to Executive Vice President, but when HR calls to tell her she’s getting paid in airline miles instead of money, she absolutely loses it. Is she greedy… or just practical?
- Birthing Beats Gone Wrong – Brianna is about to give birth, but her “labor nurse” Donk has a playlist that’s more rave than relaxation. From DMX to Skrillex, this delivery room is about to turn into a dance floor!
New pranks drop weekday mornings on the 20s – only on 96.7 KISS FM!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another bullphone crank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only one six seven Kiss.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Good morning missus, Caitlin big Wig big Wig Alert.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
This is Vice president O. Hi.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Hi, good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
This is P Deakins. I'm calling from corporate HR. I
think your boss told you that I would be calling.
But congratulations on the promotion, Executive vice president. Oh yeah,
it comes with a throne and a crown and everything.
Everything you see beneath you. It's your kingdom.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Oh I didn't know us.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
When do I get my crown?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
We'll have that in your mailbox by the end of
the week. Ma'am. It's exciting.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I like calling people who've gotten promotions, so you've got
to be pretty bumped.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Up about it, I am. Yeah, yeah, I'm very excited.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Thank you. Yeah. Great.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
So I don't know if your boss told you that
i'd be calling to go over a few things regarding
your promotion.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
No, yeah he did, Okay, great.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
First order of business is what rewards points would you like?
Grocery store points, airline miles, coffee shop stamps.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Go. So I got Amazon points on there.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
You could have to, uh, let's go for airline points.
Why not?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Great?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
So instead of paycheck, you'll just begin what you would
get in dollars in airline points.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
The next thing I'll need to know what airline you want?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Is all Sorry, I think I heard wrong you said.
Did you say instead of getting paid I would get
airline yep? Oh no, no, no, I will just take
my paycheck as is.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
And yeah, I know. No, that's not an option. So
you should have gone over this when you sign the paperwork.
Executives at this company, because of budgetary reasons, decided to
forego pay and so instead of actual cash, they're getting
paid in miles or points for their favorite rewards programs.
So every dollar you make is actually two dollars in points.
(02:07):
So if you're making it, let's say one hundred dollars,
If you make one hundred dollars, that's two hundred airline
points you get instead of a paycheck.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
That doesn't make any sense to me. I do not
need airline points. I need my paycheck. I did not
sign up.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Oh, you'll still be getting a paideck you have.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
I will be getting a paycheck.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yes, it will look like.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
A normal paycheck, but it'll just be in miles. It's
pretty cool, eh, that's.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Not going to work for me.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
I need my.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Paycheck, boy, okay, executive vice president for just to day,
and it's already gone to her head.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
I guess, huh, excuse me, I don't I do not
have a big head or anything.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Ill that certainly sund like it.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I mean, you want to be treated differently than the
other executives around here. And it's only your second day,
I think, as executive vice president, so my.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
First it's really my first day. But I want I
want my money. I don't want airline points.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Oh boy, And she's greedy. I'll no, boy, I'm greedy.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
What did you say to me?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I was just saying, you know, maybe you expect a
little special treatment or something like that.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
No, I think I heard you call me greedy.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
You ask, well, maybe I should just say materialistic. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
You tell me, okay, money grubbing, because it seems all
you care about his money instead of the rewards points.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
And you know, if I am a little greedy or materialistic,
I'm gonna use this new power and I'm going to
get you fired. What what is your name? Because I
want to get you fired for how incredibly rude.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
You've been today.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Another thing, getting reward points instead of an actual paycheck.
That is the stupidest policy I've ever heard. I'm frankly,
I'm pissed at my boss for not telling me that
this is the way that execs.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Did it?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Do you work in this building or are.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
You in the Minnesota location?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Where is your office? No?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I'm in this building. Yes. Would you like to come
meet with me in person?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Absolutely? I would like to see the face of the
h R person who called me greedy in materialistic wanting
a paycheck, a normal paycheck, and you know what, you
can just go ahead, get my resignation papers ready to
I'll give him a sign and I'll I'll slap across
the face with them.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
How's that?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
You are a little towerp When I get down there,
it's over when I see you, you little turk.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Okay, well, then.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I'll let you know that this is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Phone brank on you and your boss. Chris set you up.
What it's a jokey, What it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Your boss set you up for a phone brank because
you wanted to congratulate you on your new position and
tell you that you're gonna be getting paid points.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Oh no, my god, I'm going to kill Chris. I'm
going to walk down the hall and smack him in
the face a little twork.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I'm so bad that this is awful.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Oh no, we.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Thought that every morning with the two bull phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Another two bull phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Only on ninety six seven Kiss that then, Hello, are.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
You ready to push or what? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Hey, Breann, my name is Donk and I'm a labor
and delivery nurse at hospital where you're gonna be giving
birth to your new baby.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
You said your name is dunk, Yeah, Donk.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Well my real name is Paul Donkler, but you know
everybody calls me Donk Okay, And you.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Said, I'm so sorry you said that you're the labor
and delivery Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
Yeah, I'm a laborer and delivery nurse here, so I'm
gonna be helping you push that thing out, you know
what I mean. But Hey, the reason I called you today,
because I'll get into all that later. You did request
to have a birthing playlist.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
I did, Yeah, yeah, And.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
So I just wanted to go that because like, I'm
the one that creates that for you, and DONK wants
to make sure it's absolutely right. So I'll go over
like yourself anyway.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Okay, Yeah, let's let's go over that.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Let's go over that.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Yeah, okay, So I'm just gonna play you some of
the tracks that I'm thinking would be really dope to
help ease through the birthing process. Like the first song
that I'm thinking that we add to the playlist, Like
when you start to feel the contractions and all that
and it's getting time to really dig in, you know,
(06:29):
I thought this would be like a good starter to
it to get.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
You kind of hyped up and ready to go. And
you see what I mean, Like we're starting to get
kind of hyped up for the whole process. Now. Yeah,
I don't know if you know this song or all.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Well, like listen, yeah, so that song is called I'm
a Boss because You're a ball spree awn. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Okay, so I'm gonna have to box up really quick.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
No, how about that?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Like actually, hell no, that's that's definitely not what I
was looking for.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
More.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
It's like a party vibe, you know. The easier is
so I'm taking midway through. Midway through, we just throw
this on.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yeah, okay, no, it's gone a girl some.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Birth up in here, up in here, free and it's
gone to push it out.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I'll be here, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Dog, what is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I'm actually in a great mood like you had. You've
done this for eight years and you're.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Playing the stuff of music for people who are giving birth.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I need a different person I need Yeah, I totally
got you.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
Then, okay, so you want a different person, how about
some scroll ups?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
No, not a different artist.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I need it.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Oh my god, totally got you. This song right here goes,
I have the baby right now, my god. No, no, dunk, dunk.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I don't want to call you this dunk oh yo yo.
You said you've done this for eight years. I have
no idea how you're even still employed. You are absolutely idiots.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
And that's a kind of intense so you that we're
going for when you're pushing it out.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
You know, but I will literally I don't want you
anywhere near me.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
My baby right here, you know, I'll just do that
life breath breathe stop stop, I'm done.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I seriously, I'm going to call this the hospital.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
I'm going to ask to be redirected to somebody else.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
This isn't going to work. Okay, well then fine, I'll
just let you know it's a prank phone call or whatever.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
It's a joke.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
He said that you guys decided to have a playlist
for your birthing the other day and he wanted to
pass with you.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I'm surprised you didn't want into that.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
There is no dunk.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
No, there is no donk the last five minutes, no remit.
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
We thought every morning with a ju Bol phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties.
This is another bullphone crank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only one six seven Kiss.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Good morning missus, Caitlin big Wig big Wig Alert.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
This is Vice president O. Hi.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Hi, good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
This is P Deakins. I'm calling from corporate HR. I
think your boss told you that I would be calling.
But congratulations on the promotion, Executive vice president. Oh yeah,
it comes with a throne and a crown and everything.
Everything you see beneath you. It's your kingdom.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Oh I didn't know us.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
When do I get my crown?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
We'll have that in your mailbox by the end of
the week. Ma'am. It's exciting.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I like calling people who've gotten promotions, so you've got
to be pretty bumped.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Up about it, I am. Yeah, yeah, I'm very excited.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Thank you. Yeah. Great.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
So I don't know if your boss told you that
i'd be calling to go over a few things regarding
your promotion.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
No, yeah he did, Okay, great.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
First order of business is what rewards points would you like?
Grocery store points, airline miles, coffee shop stamps.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Go. So I got Amazon points on there.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
You could have to, uh, let's go for airline points.
Why not?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Great?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
So instead of paycheck, you'll just begin what you would
get in dollars in airline points.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
The next thing I'll need to know what airline you want?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Is all Sorry, I think I heard wrong you said.
Did you say instead of getting paid I would get
airline yep? Oh no, no, no, I will just take
my paycheck as is.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
And yeah, I know. No, that's not an option. So
you should have gone over this when you sign the paperwork.
Executives at this company, because of budgetary reasons, decided to
forego pay and so instead of actual cash, they're getting
paid in miles or points for their favorite rewards programs.
So every dollar you make is actually two dollars in points.
(02:07):
So if you're making it, let's say one hundred dollars,
If you make one hundred dollars, that's two hundred airline
points you get instead of a paycheck.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
That doesn't make any sense to me. I do not
need airline points. I need my paycheck. I did not
sign up.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Oh, you'll still be getting a paideck you have.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
I will be getting a paycheck.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yes, it will look like.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
A normal paycheck, but it'll just be in miles. It's
pretty cool, eh, that's.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Not going to work for me.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
I need my.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Paycheck, boy, okay, executive vice president for just to day,
and it's already gone to her head.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
I guess, huh, excuse me, I don't I do not
have a big head or anything.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Ill that certainly sund like it.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I mean, you want to be treated differently than the
other executives around here. And it's only your second day,
I think, as executive vice president, so my.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
First it's really my first day. But I want I
want my money. I don't want airline points.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Oh boy, And she's greedy. I'll no, boy, I'm greedy.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
What did you say to me?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I was just saying, you know, maybe you expect a
little special treatment or something like that.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
No, I think I heard you call me greedy.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
You ask, well, maybe I should just say materialistic. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
You tell me, okay, money grubbing, because it seems all
you care about his money instead of the rewards points.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
And you know, if I am a little greedy or materialistic,
I'm gonna use this new power and I'm going to
get you fired. What what is your name? Because I
want to get you fired for how incredibly rude.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
You've been today.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Another thing, getting reward points instead of an actual paycheck.
That is the stupidest policy I've ever heard. I'm frankly,
I'm pissed at my boss for not telling me that
this is the way that execs.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Did it?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Do you work in this building or are.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
You in the Minnesota location?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Where is your office? No?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I'm in this building. Yes. Would you like to come
meet with me in person?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Absolutely? I would like to see the face of the
h R person who called me greedy in materialistic wanting
a paycheck, a normal paycheck, and you know what, you
can just go ahead, get my resignation papers ready to
I'll give him a sign and I'll I'll slap across
the face with them.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
How's that?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
You are a little towerp When I get down there,
it's over when I see you, you little turk.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Okay, well, then.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I'll let you know that this is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Phone brank on you and your boss. Chris set you up.
What it's a jokey, What it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Your boss set you up for a phone brank because
you wanted to congratulate you on your new position and
tell you that you're gonna be getting paid points.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Oh no, my god, I'm going to kill Chris. I'm
going to walk down the hall and smack him in
the face a little twork.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I'm so bad that this is awful.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Oh no, we.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Thought that every morning with the two bull phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Another two bull phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Only on ninety six seven Kiss that then, Hello, are.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
You ready to push or what? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Hey, Breann, my name is Donk and I'm a labor
and delivery nurse at hospital where you're gonna be giving
birth to your new baby.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
You said your name is dunk, Yeah, Donk.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Well my real name is Paul Donkler, but you know
everybody calls me Donk Okay, And you.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Said, I'm so sorry you said that you're the labor
and delivery Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
Yeah, I'm a laborer and delivery nurse here, so I'm
gonna be helping you push that thing out, you know
what I mean. But Hey, the reason I called you today,
because I'll get into all that later. You did request
to have a birthing playlist.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
I did, Yeah, yeah, And.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
So I just wanted to go that because like, I'm
the one that creates that for you, and DONK wants
to make sure it's absolutely right. So I'll go over
like yourself anyway.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Okay, Yeah, let's let's go over that.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Let's go over that.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Yeah, okay, So I'm just gonna play you some of
the tracks that I'm thinking would be really dope to
help ease through the birthing process. Like the first song
that I'm thinking that we add to the playlist, Like
when you start to feel the contractions and all that
and it's getting time to really dig in, you know,
(06:29):
I thought this would be like a good starter to
it to get.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
You kind of hyped up and ready to go. And
you see what I mean, Like we're starting to get
kind of hyped up for the whole process. Now. Yeah,
I don't know if you know this song or all.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Well, like listen, yeah, so that song is called I'm
a Boss because You're a ball spree awn. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Okay, so I'm gonna have to box up really quick.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
No, how about that?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Like actually, hell no, that's that's definitely not what I
was looking for.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
More.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
It's like a party vibe, you know. The easier is
so I'm taking midway through. Midway through, we just throw
this on.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yeah, okay, no, it's gone a girl some.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Birth up in here, up in here, free and it's
gone to push it out.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I'll be here, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Dog, what is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I'm actually in a great mood like you had. You've
done this for eight years and you're.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Playing the stuff of music for people who are giving birth.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I need a different person I need Yeah, I totally
got you.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
Then, okay, so you want a different person, how about
some scroll ups?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
No, not a different artist.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I need it.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Oh my god, totally got you. This song right here goes,
I have the baby right now, my god. No, no, dunk, dunk.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I don't want to call you this dunk oh yo yo.
You said you've done this for eight years. I have
no idea how you're even still employed. You are absolutely idiots.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
And that's a kind of intense so you that we're
going for when you're pushing it out.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
You know, but I will literally I don't want you
anywhere near me.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
My baby right here, you know, I'll just do that
life breath breathe stop stop, I'm done.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I seriously, I'm going to call this the hospital.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
I'm going to ask to be redirected to somebody else.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
This isn't going to work. Okay, well then fine, I'll
just let you know it's a prank phone call or whatever.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your husband set you up.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
It's a joke.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
He said that you guys decided to have a playlist
for your birthing the other day and he wanted to
pass with you.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I'm surprised you didn't want into that.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
There is no dunk.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
No, there is no donk the last five minutes, no remit.
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
We thought every morning with a ju Bol phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties.
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