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March 13, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and jaw-dropping moments in this episode of The Jubal Show's Phone Pranks! In our first prank, Jubal poses as a parent with an unusual career, trying to convince an elementary school teacher to let him present at Career Day. The teacher's reaction to his "dancer" profession is priceless and will leave you in stitches!

But that's not all! In the second prank, Jubal pretends to be an overzealous assistant to the president of a homeowners association, accusing a bewildered resident of stealing garden gnomes. The escalating tension and absurdity of the situation will have you laughing out loud.

Tune in to hear these hilarious pranks and more, only on The Jubal Show. Don't miss out on the fun - subscribe now and never miss an episode!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties only.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
On maybe six seven. Hello, yeah, is this Nikky? Yes?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Can I?

Speaker 4 (00:18):
Oh, oh yeah, this is don So I got the notice.
So I'm just calling to, you know, ask a few questions.
I got some cy's. Hopefully you got some a's for me,
you know.

Speaker 5 (00:28):
Oh, I'm sorry. What notice are we talking about?

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (00:32):
The okay, so you're a teacher right at elementary school?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yes, yes, yeah, okay, So my daughter Stacy is in
your class.

Speaker 6 (00:42):
Oh yes, of course you're Stacy's dad.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
So what was your name again?

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Far My name is well, you can call me Donk.
Like all my buddies call me Donk. Everybody calls me Donk,
so you can call me Donk. So anyway, yeah, I'm
calling because Stacy brought home a thing where parents can
come in and talk about their careers and all that
kind of stuff, like a career day type thing.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Yeah, so Donk is in and like it's super excited
about it.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Uh okay, And and you're dunk Donk. Yeah that's me.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Yeah, so Donk is super interested in coming to career
day and talking to the young tykes about my job
and stuff. You know what I mean, because I have
a pretty exciting career and I would love to share
that and you know, pay forward.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Okay, well, I just have to I have a couple
of questions for you real quick.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Like I would need some set up time, so like
you know, what would have the night before or like
earlier in the morning be better for you?

Speaker 2 (01:41):
So I can set up my stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
In what it's not too much like you know, like
I would just have to get the poll all set up,
the pool set up? Yeah, maybe like clear like some space,
make sure I have enough space, and then like just
set up the pool.

Speaker 7 (01:57):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
Are you a firefighter?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Is that what you do? Sometimes? Yeah? I could be.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
I can also be a police officer. Like there's all
kinds of things that could be. So if you think
it's better that I'm a firefighter that day, absolutely, But
I just need to get you know, donk.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
I'm still confused.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
What is it exactly that you do?

Speaker 2 (02:18):
I work at the I work at the.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Oh my god, I absolutely do not know.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
What you're talking about. I would never I've never gone
to that place. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Uh, well, would you like to come down so that
you can see what I do before I come and
you know, like talk to the class about co dancer.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
No, it's absolutely okay.

Speaker 6 (02:41):
I'm I'm perfectly fine. I really uh don't frequent any
kind of night life. I I have a very full schedule,
so I really.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Don't do that.

Speaker 6 (02:49):
But donk, I don't know if your job is absolutely
appropriate for fifth graders.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Is it? Because I work late at night a lot
of times. No, you're a well, okay, so I'm.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Going to go ahead and take a little bit offense
to that because I don't.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Consider myself a stripper. I'm a dancer, yes, but.

Speaker 6 (03:10):
Like you know, we are not going to tolerate someone
coming into the class and dancing and taking off their clothes.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Okay, So, like here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
I know that I'm obviously I'm not going to be
doing that, but I just wanted to show him how
to do a few moves on the pole.

Speaker 6 (03:26):
Like, so listen, No, absolutely not, I am not having
a stripper in my classroom for career day. There's no
way that this is going to happen. Okay, and listen,
I don't even know how you thought that this was
a good idea to begin with.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Okay, So I think darwk knows what's going on here.
So okay.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
So the problem is, like you think that maybe seeing
me like do my thing on the pole, even if
I'm like, you know, fully closed and everything like, you
probably couldn't handle yourself right, Like, I get it.

Speaker 6 (03:55):
Listen, I honestly think that you need to reach check
yourself and donk.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
Honestly, I have.

Speaker 6 (04:03):
No idea what you're thinking right here, but it's not
gonna happen.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
So no, okay, all right, we'll fine. I guess I'll
just let you know. Then you'll just let me know. Yeah,
I'll just tell you then tell me what this is.
Actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank
on you and your teacher's assistant, Tabby set you up.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
It's it's a joke.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
She said that you were having a career day in
your class soon and want me to brank you.

Speaker 6 (04:29):
Oh my god, I couldn't believe that anyone in their
right mind would have to come as a strip career day.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
But you got admit you were kind of interested, right.
It was like a little bit I was going to.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
Buy tickets to go see him that you.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Know, we thought every morning with a two bull phone
pranks weekday mornings on the twenties is another jubile phone.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Prank weekday mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Only on ninety six seven Kiss that Tan.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Hello, Hi, This is P.

Speaker 7 (05:07):
Dkin's, the assistant to the president here at Homes Association.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Is this Molly?

Speaker 7 (05:12):
Yes, Hi, Mollie, how are you today? I just wanted
to see if you wanted to come clean.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
I don't know what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
OK, all right, we're going to play that game.

Speaker 7 (05:21):
I guess the game where I ask you to come
clean about what you've been doing and you pretend like
you have no idea what you've been doing.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
I don't know what you're talking about. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Okay, Well, I'm very good at this game.

Speaker 7 (05:33):
I've been the assistant to the president of the Homers
Association for quite a few years, so I've played this
many times.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Do you want to just.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Tell me I don't understand. Can you please fill me in?

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Mm hmmm, mm hmmm, mm hmmm.

Speaker 7 (05:46):
Have you paid attention to the neighborhood bulletin lately? No, Well,
if you would have been paying attention to the neighborhood bulletin,
you would have seen all of the listings about the
rash of garden nome thefts.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
That we've had in the neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Okay, mm hmmm. I don't have any garden homes.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Oh okay, maybe you don't have any that are your own.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Are you accusing me of stealing garden domes right now?

Speaker 7 (06:12):
Did you just admit to being the person that's stealing
garden homes in the neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
No, but this is not a big deal either way.

Speaker 7 (06:19):
Because I think that's what I already saved. Yes, I'm
definitely accusing you of that.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Track.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
It's a part of the Home all Owners Association.

Speaker 7 (06:25):
In tracking you for months now, and I know it's you. No,
I know it's you that's stealing the garden domes.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
I don't do that.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
I don't have time to do that.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
I work my job and I go home.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Mm hmmm mm hmmm.

Speaker 7 (06:38):
So if I was to enter your property right now
and go into the garage, what would I find you?

Speaker 3 (06:44):
I would call the police first of all, because you're.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
On my property. Hmmm mm hmmm. We can do this
the hard way or the easy way. Which one do
you want to do?

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Molly, I don't want to do anyway with you, because
this is ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
You're lying if you return the garden homes.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
I'm not returning. I have work to do.

Speaker 8 (07:03):
And this is really immature at kind of childish about
the notes.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
I think you should focus.

Speaker 5 (07:09):
On bigger issues within our community.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Mm hmmmmmmm mm hmmm.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Do you realize that you hum a lot? Kind of that?

Speaker 2 (07:20):
I hum No, I wasn't humming.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Yeah, you're like over and over again.

Speaker 5 (07:25):
I'm like I heard it the first time.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
M hm m hmm.

Speaker 7 (07:28):
If you don't return to the garden gumes, I am
going to have to call the authorities, because I know
that you are the one.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
You should call the authorities. Go ahead, we're going to
have a meeting about this.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Mm hmmmmmm hmm. Well, I'm on your property.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
I'm wond probably above you.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Like I said, I'm on your property right now.

Speaker 8 (07:43):
I have cameras on my property.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
You're being recorded right now.

Speaker 7 (07:46):
Mmmmmm all right, get out?

Speaker 4 (07:55):
How are you doing?

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (07:56):
Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (07:58):
All right, Well now we have another problem, Mollie.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
I'm going to call the police.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Now.

Speaker 5 (08:01):
He just broke my window to get in here.

Speaker 7 (08:04):
Well not only that, but I did get a scratch
on my hand. So it looks like you're gonna have
a lawsuit on your hands when I find these garden numes.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
Oh my god, you're such an idiot.

Speaker 8 (08:12):
You're going to have lawyers on you on your You
are so right now because I am by the right
here and you are the wrong, and.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
I have you on camera, and.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
I'm going to call my lawyers right now, and we
have to call the police right now, and they're going
to come find you.

Speaker 8 (08:26):
So you should probably just sit exactly where you are
because you're a dumb.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Okay, Well, I'm just to let you know it's a
brank phone call on your husband set you up.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
What.

Speaker 7 (08:36):
Yeah, this is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show and
your husband set you up for a phone Frank, you
wanted to mess with you, He said, you guys have
a homeowners association that's always like real strict about stuff
and wanting to mess with you.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
Oh, oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Why would you do this to me? Why?

Speaker 8 (08:57):
Oh my gosh, I feel like such a maybe is
Oh my god, I can't believe this.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
Guy was shaking Regard's stoves and breaking my windows.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
We thought that every morning with a ju bolt phone
pranks weekday mornings on the twenties
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