April 26, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter with The Jubal Show's Phone Pranks segment! In this episode, we bring you two side-splitting pranks that will leave you in stitches. First, we have AJ, who gets a call from a kennel about his dog Pork Chop's "stalking behavior" and solitary confinement. Listen as AJ tries to make sense of the absurd accusations against his beloved pet, leading to a hilarious exchange that you won't want to miss.
Next, we have Fiona, who is anxiously waiting for her Tesla Model Y delivery. Instead, she receives a call informing her that her car has been mistakenly delivered to another Fiona, who refuses to give it back. The situation escalates when the prankster reveals that the car has been destroyed with a sledgehammer. Fiona's reactions are priceless as she navigates through the bizarre and frustrating news.
Tune in for these outrageous pranks and more on The Jubal Show, where we make mornings fun with our dual phone pranks on the 20s!
Next, we have Fiona, who is anxiously waiting for her Tesla Model Y delivery. Instead, she receives a call informing her that her car has been mistakenly delivered to another Fiona, who refuses to give it back. The situation escalates when the prankster reveals that the car has been destroyed with a sledgehammer. Fiona's reactions are priceless as she navigates through the bizarre and frustrating news.
Tune in for these outrageous pranks and more on The Jubal Show, where we make mornings fun with our dual phone pranks on the 20s!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Just another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties
only on ninety six seven Kiss That.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Then, Hello, Hi, this is pe Deakins calling from Kennel's.
I was looking for pork chops daddy.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
This is a j Yeah, what's go?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah, your pup, pork Chop is here for about a
week and I just need to call you and go
over a few things that we've noticed. Oh okay, So
I do need to inform you, just right out of
the gate that he has had to be moved to
solitary confinement for probably the rest of the day. What
(00:45):
are you talking about? Well, I don't know if you
informed anybody when you dropped him off of his behavioral issues.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Or what he's He's like the same, Dogan, what are you?
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yes? So he gosh, how do I say this? Does
he have a history of stalking theater stalking? What do
you do you mean playing? Because he's a dog.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I don't understand what what do you stalking?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Like? Like, what are you talking about? Well, there's a
couple of dogs that he's just been following around sniffing
quite a bit. And what dogs do are you?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Are you I don't understand what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Well, what I mean is exactly what I said. We've
noticed that he's just got some boundary issues, and so
we've had to remove him from the general population and
put him in a solitary confinement and he will probably
remain there for the rest of this day because we
just cannot trust him around the other dogs.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
What does he doing to other dogs?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Well, for example, the other day, I saw it myself. Uh,
there's this cute little Corgie and he was just every
single place that she would go, he would follow her around.
He was sniffing a bunch a few times. You are
you talking about?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
He's playing with a dog and that's what.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
They hit each other.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
They lickys up the baby, bigcau the bunt like that's
literally all dogs do.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
No, they don't. And what do they do? Well, they
play with each other and they run around and do
things like that. But I'm here at kennels. We do
not allow any sort of sniffing activity.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
And we really like, can I speak to the manager
because this is stupid you're saying dogs can't sniff that.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I can have them call you back later if you
want to. But I just need to need to let
you know that he's been put in solitary confinement and
it is going to be an extra one hundred and
thirty dollars a day for that.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Because he's not paying any extra for some dumb so
give your phone to whoever's in charge.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Well, it's not only the sniffing. He's getting quite handsy
as well.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Dogs don't have hands, Like, are you insane, dude?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Okay, I'm not paying that fee, So it's already been
charged to your card. It's already been charged.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Well, I'm I'm disputing it with my bank.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I'm gonna call my bank right now.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
And dispute the charge. I'm not paying that.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
So I was hoping you would be a little more
cooperative and understanding. And I guess I know where I'm
literally about to hang up with you. Which starts in
the home, doesn't it?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Bull done?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Well, I'm just saying, maybe poor Chop has been watching
Daddy walk around sniffing people that don't dog sniff.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
That's what dogs do. Okay, I'm done with the conversation.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
And the other day he did it to me. I
was taking him out to play with the other dogs,
and he jumped up on my leg and started doing
things to me. Dude, what are you talking about? Well, yeah,
I was taking him out to play with the other
dogs and he sort of grasped my leg and well
(03:47):
I talked to my therapist about it, but I have not. Really,
It's a dog. This is what dogs do.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Dogs hump leg, they sniff, they follow people. Dogs talking
has to be the most ridiculous book I've ever heard
of my Well, I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Mean you can. You can thank your girlfriend Shelley for that. Actually,
what does Shelley have to do with this? She didn't.
He has nothing to do with my dog. What do
you welcome? She's the one that sets you up for
this phone prank, because this is actually Jebel from the
Jewbel Show doing a phone prank on you and your girlfriend.
Shelley say you up, oh wow?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
That wow?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
She said you had to leave your dog at a
boarding place for the first time and you were worried
about it. That I was. I had no idea. I
was like, what are you?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I'm like nipping and I'm like, dude, dog snip? Was
that not allowed anymore?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Like we thought?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Every morning with a Jewbol phone pranks weekday Mornings on
the Twenties is another Jubil phone.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Prank Weekday Mornings on the Twenties.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Only on ninety six seven, Kiss that Son.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Hello, Yes, Hello, this is tit but I'm calling from
dot com and I was looking for a Fiona who
ordered a Tesla motel y from US that should have
been delivered just a few days ago.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yeah, this is her y.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Hi Fiona. How you doing today? You know? Yeah, I'm okay,
just wondering where the car is at. Well, yes, I
guess I would be wondering too if I was you,
if I had ordered a brand new car from my
website and it was supposed to be there just a
few days ago, and then all of a sudden you
opened the door two days ago, no car. Then the
day after that probably no car too, and then probably
today no car as well. Uh yeah, nothing exactly right.
(05:33):
It car frustrating for you, yeah, a little bit. Yes, Well,
I do have some news about the car that you
purchased from our website that should have been there a
few days ago. Okay, yes it has been delivered. Well, no,
(05:55):
it happened.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
What do you mean you and it just says that
it's been the delivered will No.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
It has been delivered, is what I mean. Okay, but
you're calling me to tell.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Me that it hasn't been delivered, So now you're saying.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
It has been I don't get it. Yes, I guess
there was some sort of era and it has been
delivered to a Fiona who lives about three towns over
from you. So they have your call right now. Okay,
So then they.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Can get the car back from that Fiona, because that's.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
The wrong fionda, isn't it. Well, yes, that's what we're thinking.
But we called that Fiona and we asked for the
car back and she said no. So I don't know
what to do about that. I'm sorry, you're you must
be joking.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
You don't know what to do about that. It's not
her car, right, You don't.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Have to listen to her if she says no. And
I spoke to her, that's a car. I spoke to
her myself and I said, now you are the wrong Fia.
I had some strong words for her. I just let
you know. I said you are the wrong Fiona, and
that car belongs to someone else. I said that straight
to her. Those are those were your strong words? Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Like those aren't strong words.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
You just basically asked her nicely.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yes, she said, he doesn't even asking and she said no, Oh,
she said no, she just got a free car. Oh
my goodness.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Uh well, I just got a notification about your tesla
that was supposed to be delivered a few days ago.
Still hasn't arrived. We delivered it to the wrong Fiona.
And she said, no, you're talking about Yes, that's the one. Yes,
and uh I just got I just got an update
on that. Yes, I will get raped. I will get
(07:51):
straight to the point here. I'm so sorry about that.
You know, my grandma always said, get straight to the point,
don't leave people guessing, don't mince your words. Speaking of
mensing ahead before, I don't even really know what that means.
Oh my god, I need to hang up. I'm so sorry.
I need to get direct. I need to get to
the point with you, don't. I need to tell you
(08:12):
what happened to your car there. It appears that took
a sledge ham to it for some reason.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
What the hell are you talking about? I need to
see pictures or something.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
This needs to be some type of it needs to
be covered by insurance.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
We need the money back if we're not getting the
car if the car is quote quote totaled, because I'm
crazy person.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
That you delivered the car to is damaging it.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
What can you do for me?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Okay, I've already got yes, and I've already been I've
got a note here that says what I can do.
And uh, yes, I'm so sorry about this again. That
Tesla that you ordered from my website is dead and gound.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yes, I know you're sorry. I don't need sorry, I
need solutions.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
What the.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Chief car?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yes, we can get you a new one tomorrow. New
car tomorrow. It will be a nineteen ninety four Toyota
Wrap fourth. That's okay.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
What the oh my god?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Where is your office? This is actually Dubil from the
Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your husband.
Paul said, you will What is job? He said, You've
been waiting for your car that you ordered online for
a couple of days now, and you want to mess
with you. Wow. That was like not the nicest thing
(09:33):
to do.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
What we thought every morning with the two bolt phone
pranks weekday mornings on my twenties,
Just another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties
only on ninety six seven Kiss That.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Then, Hello, Hi, this is pe Deakins calling from Kennel's.
I was looking for pork chops daddy.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
This is a j Yeah, what's go?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah, your pup, pork Chop is here for about a
week and I just need to call you and go
over a few things that we've noticed. Oh okay, So
I do need to inform you, just right out of
the gate that he has had to be moved to
solitary confinement for probably the rest of the day. What
(00:45):
are you talking about? Well, I don't know if you
informed anybody when you dropped him off of his behavioral issues.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Or what he's He's like the same, Dogan, what are you?
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yes? So he gosh, how do I say this? Does
he have a history of stalking theater stalking? What do
you do you mean playing? Because he's a dog.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I don't understand what what do you stalking?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Like? Like, what are you talking about? Well, there's a
couple of dogs that he's just been following around sniffing
quite a bit. And what dogs do are you?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Are you I don't understand what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Well, what I mean is exactly what I said. We've
noticed that he's just got some boundary issues, and so
we've had to remove him from the general population and
put him in a solitary confinement and he will probably
remain there for the rest of this day because we
just cannot trust him around the other dogs.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
What does he doing to other dogs?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Well, for example, the other day, I saw it myself. Uh,
there's this cute little Corgie and he was just every
single place that she would go, he would follow her around.
He was sniffing a bunch a few times. You are
you talking about?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
He's playing with a dog and that's what.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
They hit each other.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
They lickys up the baby, bigcau the bunt like that's
literally all dogs do.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
No, they don't. And what do they do? Well, they
play with each other and they run around and do
things like that. But I'm here at kennels. We do
not allow any sort of sniffing activity.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
And we really like, can I speak to the manager
because this is stupid you're saying dogs can't sniff that.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I can have them call you back later if you
want to. But I just need to need to let
you know that he's been put in solitary confinement and
it is going to be an extra one hundred and
thirty dollars a day for that.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Because he's not paying any extra for some dumb so
give your phone to whoever's in charge.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Well, it's not only the sniffing. He's getting quite handsy
as well.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Dogs don't have hands, Like, are you insane, dude?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Okay, I'm not paying that fee, So it's already been
charged to your card. It's already been charged.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Well, I'm I'm disputing it with my bank.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I'm gonna call my bank right now.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
And dispute the charge. I'm not paying that.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
So I was hoping you would be a little more
cooperative and understanding. And I guess I know where I'm
literally about to hang up with you. Which starts in
the home, doesn't it?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Bull done?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Well, I'm just saying, maybe poor Chop has been watching
Daddy walk around sniffing people that don't dog sniff.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
That's what dogs do. Okay, I'm done with the conversation.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
And the other day he did it to me. I
was taking him out to play with the other dogs,
and he jumped up on my leg and started doing
things to me. Dude, what are you talking about? Well, yeah,
I was taking him out to play with the other
dogs and he sort of grasped my leg and well
(03:47):
I talked to my therapist about it, but I have not. Really,
It's a dog. This is what dogs do.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Dogs hump leg, they sniff, they follow people. Dogs talking
has to be the most ridiculous book I've ever heard
of my Well, I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Mean you can. You can thank your girlfriend Shelley for that. Actually,
what does Shelley have to do with this? She didn't.
He has nothing to do with my dog. What do
you welcome? She's the one that sets you up for
this phone prank, because this is actually Jebel from the
Jewbel Show doing a phone prank on you and your girlfriend.
Shelley say you up, oh wow?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
That wow?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
She said you had to leave your dog at a
boarding place for the first time and you were worried
about it. That I was. I had no idea. I
was like, what are you?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I'm like nipping and I'm like, dude, dog snip? Was
that not allowed anymore?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Like we thought?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Every morning with a Jewbol phone pranks weekday Mornings on
the Twenties is another Jubil phone.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Prank Weekday Mornings on the Twenties.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Only on ninety six seven, Kiss that Son.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Hello, Yes, Hello, this is tit but I'm calling from
dot com and I was looking for a Fiona who
ordered a Tesla motel y from US that should have
been delivered just a few days ago.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yeah, this is her y.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Hi Fiona. How you doing today? You know? Yeah, I'm okay,
just wondering where the car is at. Well, yes, I
guess I would be wondering too if I was you,
if I had ordered a brand new car from my
website and it was supposed to be there just a
few days ago, and then all of a sudden you
opened the door two days ago, no car. Then the
day after that probably no car too, and then probably
today no car as well. Uh yeah, nothing exactly right.
(05:33):
It car frustrating for you, yeah, a little bit. Yes, Well,
I do have some news about the car that you
purchased from our website that should have been there a
few days ago. Okay, yes it has been delivered. Well, no,
(05:55):
it happened.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
What do you mean you and it just says that
it's been the delivered will No.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
It has been delivered, is what I mean. Okay, but
you're calling me to tell.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Me that it hasn't been delivered, So now you're saying.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
It has been I don't get it. Yes, I guess
there was some sort of era and it has been
delivered to a Fiona who lives about three towns over
from you. So they have your call right now. Okay,
So then they.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Can get the car back from that Fiona, because that's.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
The wrong fionda, isn't it. Well, yes, that's what we're thinking.
But we called that Fiona and we asked for the
car back and she said no. So I don't know
what to do about that. I'm sorry, you're you must
be joking.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
You don't know what to do about that. It's not
her car, right, You don't.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Have to listen to her if she says no. And
I spoke to her, that's a car. I spoke to
her myself and I said, now you are the wrong Fia.
I had some strong words for her. I just let
you know. I said you are the wrong Fiona, and
that car belongs to someone else. I said that straight
to her. Those are those were your strong words? Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Like those aren't strong words.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
You just basically asked her nicely.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yes, she said, he doesn't even asking and she said no, Oh,
she said no, she just got a free car. Oh
my goodness.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Uh well, I just got a notification about your tesla
that was supposed to be delivered a few days ago.
Still hasn't arrived. We delivered it to the wrong Fiona.
And she said, no, you're talking about Yes, that's the one. Yes,
and uh I just got I just got an update
on that. Yes, I will get raped. I will get
(07:51):
straight to the point here. I'm so sorry about that.
You know, my grandma always said, get straight to the point,
don't leave people guessing, don't mince your words. Speaking of
mensing ahead before, I don't even really know what that means.
Oh my god, I need to hang up. I'm so sorry.
I need to get direct. I need to get to
the point with you, don't. I need to tell you
(08:12):
what happened to your car there. It appears that took
a sledge ham to it for some reason.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
What the hell are you talking about? I need to
see pictures or something.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
This needs to be some type of it needs to
be covered by insurance.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
We need the money back if we're not getting the
car if the car is quote quote totaled, because I'm
crazy person.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
That you delivered the car to is damaging it.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
What can you do for me?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Okay, I've already got yes, and I've already been I've
got a note here that says what I can do.
And uh, yes, I'm so sorry about this again. That
Tesla that you ordered from my website is dead and gound.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yes, I know you're sorry. I don't need sorry, I
need solutions.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
What the.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Chief car?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yes, we can get you a new one tomorrow. New
car tomorrow. It will be a nineteen ninety four Toyota
Wrap fourth. That's okay.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
What the oh my god?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Where is your office? This is actually Dubil from the
Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and your husband.
Paul said, you will What is job? He said, You've
been waiting for your car that you ordered online for
a couple of days now, and you want to mess
with you. Wow. That was like not the nicest thing
(09:33):
to do.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
What we thought every morning with the two bolt phone
pranks weekday mornings on my twenties,
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