September 16, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready to laugh until you cry with this outrageous episode of Jubal Phone Pranks! In today’s double prank feature, Jubal unleashes chaos in two epic setups:
Catch Jubal Phone Pranks weekday mornings on the 20s only on 96.7 KISS FM!
- The Substitute Teacher Nightmare – Meet “Donk,” the most unqualified and bizarre substitute teacher ever. He calls a concerned mom to pitch his “college prep” curriculum for 5th graders, which includes beer pong (with root beer, of course), flip cup, and weightlifting. Her reaction? Priceless.
- The Wedding Petting Zoo Fiasco – Just one day before her big wedding, Katie gets a call from a clueless venue coordinator who claims her photo booth was mistakenly replaced with a full-blown petting zoo. Goats eating centerpieces, turkeys roaming free, and a soda spill that changed everything. Her meltdown is legendary.
Catch Jubal Phone Pranks weekday mornings on the 20s only on 96.7 KISS FM!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
He's another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties,
only one kiss that them.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hello, Yeah, what's up? This is Donk? Is this Louis's mom?
I'm sorry?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Who's calling Donk?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Donk?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Who are you calling from?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I was looking for Louis's mom.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Yes, I'm I'm Louis's mom.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, what's up. I'm so.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
My name is Paul Dounkler. But like everybody calls me Donk,
so the kids call me Donk too.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Okay, what why why does this have to do.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
With my son?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Oh? My bad? I forgot to like get to like
the main part.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
So, like Lewis's normal teacher is out, like on a
leave of absence or whatever, and so I'm the substitute
for the next few months. And so, like Donk just
wanted to give some of the parents a call, you know,
kind of go over some stuff from my croculum, you.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Know what I mean, your curriculum, yeahdied.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
So I figured i'd just like call the parents, break
it down a little bit, you know, just because I'm
gonna be like, you know, in charge of your tops
for a while.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Oh okay, all right, how long is.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
This going to take and I have a meeting in No.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
It won't take long.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
I just wanted to let you know, like my goal
is to like get all the kids in my fifth
grade class that I'm subbing for right now, uh like
ready for college. Donk is wondering if you wouldn't mind
chipping in a little bit. We'll need some like red
solo cups, and like if you have a ping pong table,
(01:40):
I'm looking for any parents that might be willing to
like donate that for a few months just.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
To use it.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Why would you need red solo cups?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Liked Uncle's saying, my goal is to get like these
kids interested in college.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
So we're gonna have like.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Pong day are excuse me, you're gonna have beer punk
these are these are ten.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Year old if you're working excuse me, like this this
is not Are you serious right now?
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Audi, But like I can say, what was your name?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I need to write it down?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Any don doc Donk, Donk.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Okay, So like I can see how that concern would
be there for a second because I said beer, you
know what I mean. But like it'll be fun because
it's like rubber, you know, because like they're a little
too young to be drinking. So Donk wants them to
get interested in college, and like, basically, you know what
I mean, Like, college is good.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I'm sorry, aren't you dunk?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yea audi?
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Why are you referring to yourself on a third person?
Speaker 5 (02:40):
No, there's only one of us here, Like, it's just me,
It's just Donk over here talking to you.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I don't think there's not another person.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
You're referring to yourself with the third person.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Do you know what I mean by that?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
No, there's only you and Donk on the phone.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Yes, you just did it again, you and Donk.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Why don't you just say you and me?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Why are you referring to yourself? You're another person in
the third person? Okay, Like, I don't believe I'm even
having this conversation right now.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I am confused because I do you have anything else
to say? Because, like I'm I've had enough. It's ridiculous
that you want to you want to teach Do you
want to teach ten year olds that college? It is
about partying. That is the audience like birds?
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Well, I figure we could do flip cup day, we
could do bear palm day.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
You No, absolutely not. This is idiotic.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
I will definitely be.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Calling the school and reporting you. I do not want
you teaching my child.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
I'm going to see that Lewis is it.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Switched into a different fifth grade class if I have.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
To, which would be really sad for him because he loved.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
All the kids in his class.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
But I cannot you. You are an idiot.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Do you have anything else you need to tell me?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
So like, okay, I'm just going to go ahead and
guess just because of like your reaction, like you don't
want him to start lifting weights?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Oh, this is actually Gebil from the Jebil Show doing
a phone brank on you, and your husband's at you up.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
What it's a joke. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
He said that your son's teacher is going to be
out for a few months and he wanted you to
have the worst substitute ever.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
So, oh, I am going to kill him.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I'm like, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
That's a relief.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
We thought every morning with a jubull phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties. This is another jubile phone.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Prank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Only on maybe six seven.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Hello, Yeah, Hi, this is Trevor.
Speaker 7 (04:44):
I'm calling from I was looking for Katie, who is
having her wedding year tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
Oh hi, yes she.
Speaker 7 (04:53):
Okay, So, first of all, are you excited to be
getting married? I bet you are, because that's like a
big deal. I am. Okay. So I'm calling because like, uh,
there's a little bit of an issue with the area
where we're having a reception.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
What do you mean by issue?
Speaker 7 (05:13):
I mean that like we got the animals in here earlier.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
Than expected, and they wait wait, wait, wait wait wait,
what are you talking about. I don't have any animals,
you know, No, animals are part of my wedding.
Speaker 7 (05:25):
Well, I mean technically that's what a petting zoo is.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
No wait wait, no way, that's you've got the wrong customer.
Speaker 7 (05:36):
No, well, I'm pretty sure that you ordered a petting
zoo because.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
Like, no, you're we don't have to tell you that
you are wrong, Soto.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
We didn't have all the stuff set up, you know,
so like they're kind of are all over the place,
and like like they've the goats are like eating the
centerpieces and then.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Like the.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
No, what are you actually talking about? You've got animals
roaming through eating my centerpiece.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
Yeah, because we're because the wedding is tomorrow, so we're
getting everything set up today.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
The wedding is tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (06:15):
You what, we were setting everything up and then it
says on the paper petting zoo in the back corner.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
And no, no pet no, absolutely not. I don't know
what the hell that is. No, we asked for a
photo booth in the back corner, toto booth, heading zoo. No,
Oh my god, No, you think I ordered a petting
zoo and that's what's set up. I wanted a photo booth.
(06:47):
I don't know what is happening. My wedding is tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
Okay, So okay, so you're saying that it wasn't a
photo it wasn't a photo booth. It wasn't. No, it
is a photo petting zoo. But it was a photo
booth and not a petting zoo, not.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
A petting zoo. Oh my god. I can't out of this.
I don't even know what the hell you're talking about.
I can't imagine how this happened. My wedding is tomorrow,
and I in my room are acpecting a photo booth.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
What I need to know at this point is who
is the idiot who thought a photo booth was actually
a petting zoo who confused the two. I'd love to
talk to them, love to right now.
Speaker 7 (07:33):
So I think what happened was like because like while
I was going over all the stuff to set it
up for the wedding reception, I had a soda and
I've sat it on the paper and I think it
like made the ink kind of run or something, because
like when I look at it, so it looks like
it this is your fault.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
You did this. You did this, well, you talked to
your boss.
Speaker 7 (07:57):
It will be my mountain dew, because like it looks
like the ink ran and I think it looks like
it says pettings. So I just went with I ordered
all the stuff.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
No that what she did was one hundred percent wrong
for starters. And this is and I'm being notified of
this stuff today, a day before the actual wedding.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Yeah, because I thought the animals were going to be
here in the morning tomorrow, but like they delivered them early,
and so now I don't have everything set up.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
To keep them.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
You dude, that's one hundred percent your fault. I'm done.
I don't know what they're going to do to correct
this or to reprimand you. I mean, if it were
up to me, you'd be fired. This is such a colossal.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Steps you're under like a pile of goats.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
What this is?
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Actually Doubil from the Jewel Show Near Fiance Hank.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Sets you up. It's a joke, wish. He said, you
guys are getting married tomorrow, and he wanted me to
freak you out before the wedding.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
Oh my god, oh, oh my god, I'm going to
kill him
Speaker 1 (09:12):
We thought every morning with a jewbole Phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties,
He's another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties,
only one kiss that them.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hello, Yeah, what's up? This is Donk? Is this Louis's mom?
I'm sorry?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Who's calling Donk?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Donk?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Who are you calling from?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I was looking for Louis's mom.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Yes, I'm I'm Louis's mom.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, what's up. I'm so.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
My name is Paul Dounkler. But like everybody calls me Donk,
so the kids call me Donk too.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Okay, what why why does this have to do.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
With my son?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Oh? My bad? I forgot to like get to like
the main part.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
So, like Lewis's normal teacher is out, like on a
leave of absence or whatever, and so I'm the substitute
for the next few months. And so, like Donk just
wanted to give some of the parents a call, you know,
kind of go over some stuff from my croculum, you.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Know what I mean, your curriculum, yeahdied.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
So I figured i'd just like call the parents, break
it down a little bit, you know, just because I'm
gonna be like, you know, in charge of your tops
for a while.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Oh okay, all right, how long is.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
This going to take and I have a meeting in No.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
It won't take long.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
I just wanted to let you know, like my goal
is to like get all the kids in my fifth
grade class that I'm subbing for right now, uh like
ready for college. Donk is wondering if you wouldn't mind
chipping in a little bit. We'll need some like red
solo cups, and like if you have a ping pong table,
(01:40):
I'm looking for any parents that might be willing to
like donate that for a few months just.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
To use it.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Why would you need red solo cups?
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Liked Uncle's saying, my goal is to get like these
kids interested in college.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
So we're gonna have like.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Pong day are excuse me, you're gonna have beer punk
these are these are ten.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Year old if you're working excuse me, like this this
is not Are you serious right now?
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Audi, But like I can say, what was your name?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I need to write it down?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Any don doc Donk, Donk.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Okay, So like I can see how that concern would
be there for a second because I said beer, you
know what I mean. But like it'll be fun because
it's like rubber, you know, because like they're a little
too young to be drinking. So Donk wants them to
get interested in college, and like, basically, you know what
I mean, Like, college is good.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I'm sorry, aren't you dunk?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yea audi?
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Why are you referring to yourself on a third person?
Speaker 5 (02:40):
No, there's only one of us here, Like, it's just me,
It's just Donk over here talking to you.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I don't think there's not another person.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
You're referring to yourself with the third person.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Do you know what I mean by that?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
No, there's only you and Donk on the phone.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Yes, you just did it again, you and Donk.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Why don't you just say you and me?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Why are you referring to yourself? You're another person in
the third person? Okay, Like, I don't believe I'm even
having this conversation right now.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I am confused because I do you have anything else
to say? Because, like I'm I've had enough. It's ridiculous
that you want to you want to teach Do you
want to teach ten year olds that college? It is
about partying. That is the audience like birds?
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Well, I figure we could do flip cup day, we
could do bear palm day.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
You No, absolutely not. This is idiotic.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
I will definitely be.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Calling the school and reporting you. I do not want
you teaching my child.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
I'm going to see that Lewis is it.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Switched into a different fifth grade class if I have.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
To, which would be really sad for him because he loved.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
All the kids in his class.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
But I cannot you. You are an idiot.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Do you have anything else you need to tell me?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
So like, okay, I'm just going to go ahead and
guess just because of like your reaction, like you don't
want him to start lifting weights?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Oh, this is actually Gebil from the Jebil Show doing
a phone brank on you, and your husband's at you up.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
What it's a joke. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
He said that your son's teacher is going to be
out for a few months and he wanted you to
have the worst substitute ever.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
So, oh, I am going to kill him.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I'm like, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
That's a relief.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
We thought every morning with a jubull phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties. This is another jubile phone.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Prank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Only on maybe six seven.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Hello, Yeah, Hi, this is Trevor.
Speaker 7 (04:44):
I'm calling from I was looking for Katie, who is
having her wedding year tomorrow.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
Oh hi, yes she.
Speaker 7 (04:53):
Okay, So, first of all, are you excited to be
getting married? I bet you are, because that's like a
big deal. I am. Okay. So I'm calling because like, uh,
there's a little bit of an issue with the area
where we're having a reception.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
What do you mean by issue?
Speaker 7 (05:13):
I mean that like we got the animals in here earlier.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
Than expected, and they wait wait, wait, wait wait wait,
what are you talking about. I don't have any animals,
you know, No, animals are part of my wedding.
Speaker 7 (05:25):
Well, I mean technically that's what a petting zoo is.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
No wait wait, no way, that's you've got the wrong customer.
Speaker 7 (05:36):
No, well, I'm pretty sure that you ordered a petting
zoo because.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
Like, no, you're we don't have to tell you that
you are wrong, Soto.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
We didn't have all the stuff set up, you know,
so like they're kind of are all over the place,
and like like they've the goats are like eating the
centerpieces and then.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Like the.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
No, what are you actually talking about? You've got animals
roaming through eating my centerpiece.
Speaker 7 (06:09):
Yeah, because we're because the wedding is tomorrow, so we're
getting everything set up today.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
The wedding is tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (06:15):
You what, we were setting everything up and then it
says on the paper petting zoo in the back corner.
Speaker 6 (06:24):
And no, no pet no, absolutely not. I don't know
what the hell that is. No, we asked for a
photo booth in the back corner, toto booth, heading zoo. No,
Oh my god, No, you think I ordered a petting
zoo and that's what's set up. I wanted a photo booth.
(06:47):
I don't know what is happening. My wedding is tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
Okay, So okay, so you're saying that it wasn't a
photo it wasn't a photo booth. It wasn't. No, it
is a photo petting zoo. But it was a photo
booth and not a petting zoo, not.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
A petting zoo. Oh my god. I can't out of this.
I don't even know what the hell you're talking about.
I can't imagine how this happened. My wedding is tomorrow,
and I in my room are acpecting a photo booth.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
What I need to know at this point is who
is the idiot who thought a photo booth was actually
a petting zoo who confused the two. I'd love to
talk to them, love to right now.
Speaker 7 (07:33):
So I think what happened was like because like while
I was going over all the stuff to set it
up for the wedding reception, I had a soda and
I've sat it on the paper and I think it
like made the ink kind of run or something, because
like when I look at it, so it looks like
it this is your fault.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
You did this. You did this, well, you talked to
your boss.
Speaker 7 (07:57):
It will be my mountain dew, because like it looks
like the ink ran and I think it looks like
it says pettings. So I just went with I ordered
all the stuff.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
No that what she did was one hundred percent wrong
for starters. And this is and I'm being notified of
this stuff today, a day before the actual wedding.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Yeah, because I thought the animals were going to be
here in the morning tomorrow, but like they delivered them early,
and so now I don't have everything set up.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
To keep them.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
You dude, that's one hundred percent your fault. I'm done.
I don't know what they're going to do to correct
this or to reprimand you. I mean, if it were
up to me, you'd be fired. This is such a colossal.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Steps you're under like a pile of goats.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
What this is?
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Actually Doubil from the Jewel Show Near Fiance Hank.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Sets you up. It's a joke, wish. He said, you
guys are getting married tomorrow, and he wanted me to
freak you out before the wedding.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
Oh my god, oh, oh my god, I'm going to
kill him
Speaker 1 (09:12):
We thought every morning with a jewbole Phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties,
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