September 29, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready for one of the most unhinged and hilarious Jubal Phone Pranks yet! In this episode, Juniper Ravensbrook from “F*** Fitness” calls Elias to check in on his gym attendance… down to the exact minute. What starts as a friendly follow-up turns into a bizarre, stalker-level conversation involving cardio, sock drawers, and a very uncomfortable offer to “form a gym bond.”
But that’s not all—later in the show, a couple vacationing in Prague gets a call from a stranger claiming to have flown their dog across the world… to the wrong country. Confused? So were they. These outrageous pranks will have you laughing, cringing, and questioning reality. Tune in for the chaos, the confusion, and the ultimate reveal that it’s all just a prank—courtesy of The Jubal Show.
New Phone Pranks every weekday morning on the 20s, only on 96.7 KISS FM
But that’s not all—later in the show, a couple vacationing in Prague gets a call from a stranger claiming to have flown their dog across the world… to the wrong country. Confused? So were they. These outrageous pranks will have you laughing, cringing, and questioning reality. Tune in for the chaos, the confusion, and the ultimate reveal that it’s all just a prank—courtesy of The Jubal Show.
New Phone Pranks every weekday morning on the 20s, only on 96.7 KISS FM
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What is another jubile phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only on ninety six seven. Kiss that then, Hello, it's
been a while.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Uh? Hello this Hi, it's been twelve days, four hours,
and seven minutes. What the oh? I'm sorry I didn't
identify myself, did I? My name is Juniper Ravensbrook and
I'm calling from Fitness. Is this Elias who's also a
(00:38):
member here at this My name is Juniper and I'm
calling from Fitness. I was looking for Elias. Why you
call me? Well, because notice that you haven't been into
the gym for twelve days, four hours, and seven minutes. Wait,
(01:02):
what will you You timed it well, yes, because we'd like
to pay attention to our members here at Fitness and
wanted to make sure that you were able to reach
your fitness goals, maybe work on your cardio or whatever
other parts of the body you were interested in getting
(01:23):
in shop.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
This is not a very comfortable conversation, so I'm just sorry.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I didn't mean to make it uncomfortable. I just wanted
to call in and check in and make sure that
everything was okay, because it's been twelve days, four hours,
and seven minutes. Since you.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Yoh for real though, I mean, I'm sorry, thank you
for following up, but like you know, I think.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I found a love of gym. So you know, I'm
glad I got my Yeah. Okay, so oh boy, you
found another Jim. Yeah. Do you mind maybe letting me
know where that gym is just so I can put
it down in the records here.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
So dude, what's going on here?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
What's your thing? Like?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Why are you?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Are you talking to me like this? Oh? You're sorry
If anything I said came across rude. I definitely didn't
want to be rude. I just wanted to check on
I remember, who hasn't been here in twelve days, four
hours and seven minutes?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
And why specidic with time? Why are you being specifics
with the times that I have not been there? That
sounds mad, sus well.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Because I can tell on the computer how long it's
been since you've been here, And I noticed myself that
you haven't been here in a while and wanted to
see if any of it. How would you even notice me?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Like are you stalking me?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Or something like? This is not cool? Oh no, let's
not use that word. No, do you do this with
other people? There. Well, yeah, I mean, are you doing No?
I don't do that with anybody else. Because you're the
only person that I know hasn't been into the gym
for twelve days, four hours, and seven minutes. I'd like
(03:03):
to you a free training session. Maybe we could work
on cardio. And I don't want to train with you.
Sometimes you need to run fast when they're being chased.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
What did you just say, runs fash and being chased.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I'm not into this. I had hoped that maybe we
could form a bond, you and I, a gym bond.
I don't want to form a bond with you. I
found yourself. What what I have your sock? What? Yes,
the last time you were in here twelve days, four
hours and seven minutes ago. You know what? How about this?
Speaker 4 (03:39):
You can keep my sock?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
You throw my sock away in your drawer? What the
are you saying?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Are you?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Are you in my house? Well? I have no choice,
I guess, because you haven't been into the gym for
twelve days, four hours, and seven minutes, and I haven't
had a chance to return your sock in person, so
I figured I would just return it to all its
other sock friends in your sock chour. What the you know?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
I don't know what the is going on. You could
get the out of my house. If you're in my house,
I'm gonna call the cops. Okay, you weirdo serial kill
a year?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Okay, well fine, then I'll just let you know. What's
a prank phone call? What? This is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and
your wife set you up. Oh my god, it's a joke.
She said you were talking about how you haven't been
to the gym in a while and she wanted to
mess with you.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
What type of weirdo stalker I thought I had? Man,
Oh my god, I'm definitely gonna go to gym to
work on my fitness, just in case I get chased
by some weird old Yeah, we.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Thought that every morning with a jew Boll phone pranks
weekday mornings on that twenties.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
It's another Jubile phone prank, weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Only one six seven kiss that.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah, Hi, this is Trevor and I'm sorry to bug
you in your hotel room, but I can't find it.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Wait, who is this?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
What are you calling? You? Listen to Oh, so I'm
friends with terror.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Tara, the girl who's watching our dog right now.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, so, uh, I'm.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Friends with her.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
And then she let me watch my low your dog
and he seemed lonely.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Wait wait, wait, what do you mean to let you
watch my dog? Para's supposed to be watching my dog?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, she had to go somewhere for a little while,
so she she let me watch him. And Miloe's a
great puppy. But like, you guys are.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
On vacation and no, this is not this is not okay.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
I I need wait, John, honey, honey, can you pick
up the phone place This guy is calling and saying
that he said he's a friend of parents and he's
taken over watching Milo. I don't I don't know what's
going on right now.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Hey yeah, yeah, what's going on here? Oh? Hi, are okay?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
So you're John?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah you are.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Oh my name is Trevor. So, like, I'm sorry to
bug you guys in your hotel room. I know you're
on vacation and stuff, and like that's really cool. How's
it going so far?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Yeah, get to the point, man, what's going on? Oh? Yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I'm friends with Tara, who is watching your dog while
you guys went on vacation, and I was just watching
it for like a day or two, but like, what,
my low, your puppies seem really lonely, and so I
just decided to bring him to you.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
What we're in Prague right now. I don't know if
you're if you have any idea what that is, because
you sound like you don't really know what's going on
in life in general. But Trevor, we we we need
to get Tara on the phone. I don't know what's
going on right now.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
And he had our dogs even make sense?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Why do you what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
She left the dog?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
She left Milo with you?
Speaker 5 (07:02):
What do you?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
What are you? What are you even talking about? Man?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
She let me watch Milo while she has some stuff
to do for a couple of days. But he seemed lonely.
I think I just figured it out.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
I'm going to lose it.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I'm going to lose it. This is not acceptable.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I think I just figured it out.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah, you better figure it out.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
We're on vacation, We're thousands of miles away.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
What is happening here?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Well, I don't know if Amsterdam is thousands of miles away,
but like.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I think Amsterdam.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Are you saying Mila was lonely and you had this
connection with our dog, so you decided to get on
an airplane and take Milo.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
With you to Amsterdam.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
You're in Amsterdam right now.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
This doesn't even make anything.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
We're in Amsterdam staying at a hostile because I was
just going to bring him to your hotel, but you're
in Prague. I could just come to Prague with your dog,
all right? How are you even you you brought our
dog from the United States to Amsterdam for some reason,
(08:03):
because what you can got to confuse with Frague?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
What's happening to meet you, y'all?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I mean, I'm so pissed right now, Babe.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
I'm gonna walk to Amsterdam and kick this guy down. Buddy,
you better smoke enough weed. And it sounds like you
heard figure it out like I just I can't even Like,
what did you back on a little suitcake?
Speaker 3 (08:19):
You know what is happening right now? I'm laughing because
this is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show doing a
phone prank on you and Colleen, your sister. Set you
guys up. I am going to kill that. What do
you mean it's a joke. She said that you guys
took your first big trip away from your dog and
(08:41):
left it with somebody on the Rover app and wanted
to mess with you. I break it.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Down and like kick Rover and like come home and
say I got to go full on Karen on Rover,
Like I don't even know how I'm breathing right now.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
This is our baby.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
You know the worst part about this is, I don't
know if you understand time changes.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
But we are jet lagged and everything.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Oh man, this is cool.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Yeah, this is the time here right now, like we
were in the middle of some stuff.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
If you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
We thought that every morning with a ju bol phone
pranks weekday mornings on the twenties.
What is another jubile phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only on ninety six seven. Kiss that then, Hello, it's
been a while.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Uh? Hello this Hi, it's been twelve days, four hours,
and seven minutes. What the oh? I'm sorry I didn't
identify myself, did I? My name is Juniper Ravensbrook and
I'm calling from Fitness. Is this Elias who's also a
(00:38):
member here at this My name is Juniper and I'm
calling from Fitness. I was looking for Elias. Why you
call me? Well, because notice that you haven't been into
the gym for twelve days, four hours, and seven minutes. Wait,
(01:02):
what will you You timed it well, yes, because we'd like
to pay attention to our members here at Fitness and
wanted to make sure that you were able to reach
your fitness goals, maybe work on your cardio or whatever
other parts of the body you were interested in getting
(01:23):
in shop.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
This is not a very comfortable conversation, so I'm just sorry.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I didn't mean to make it uncomfortable. I just wanted
to call in and check in and make sure that
everything was okay, because it's been twelve days, four hours,
and seven minutes. Since you.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Yoh for real though, I mean, I'm sorry, thank you
for following up, but like you know, I think.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I found a love of gym. So you know, I'm
glad I got my Yeah. Okay, so oh boy, you
found another Jim. Yeah. Do you mind maybe letting me
know where that gym is just so I can put
it down in the records here.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
So dude, what's going on here?
Speaker 3 (02:08):
What's your thing? Like?
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Why are you?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Are you talking to me like this? Oh? You're sorry
If anything I said came across rude. I definitely didn't
want to be rude. I just wanted to check on
I remember, who hasn't been here in twelve days, four
hours and seven minutes?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
And why specidic with time? Why are you being specifics
with the times that I have not been there? That
sounds mad, sus well.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Because I can tell on the computer how long it's
been since you've been here, And I noticed myself that
you haven't been here in a while and wanted to
see if any of it. How would you even notice me?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Like are you stalking me?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Or something like? This is not cool? Oh no, let's
not use that word. No, do you do this with
other people? There. Well, yeah, I mean, are you doing No?
I don't do that with anybody else. Because you're the
only person that I know hasn't been into the gym
for twelve days, four hours, and seven minutes. I'd like
(03:03):
to you a free training session. Maybe we could work
on cardio. And I don't want to train with you.
Sometimes you need to run fast when they're being chased.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
What did you just say, runs fash and being chased.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I'm not into this. I had hoped that maybe we
could form a bond, you and I, a gym bond.
I don't want to form a bond with you. I
found yourself. What what I have your sock? What? Yes,
the last time you were in here twelve days, four
hours and seven minutes ago. You know what? How about this?
Speaker 4 (03:39):
You can keep my sock?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
You throw my sock away in your drawer? What the
are you saying?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Are you?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Are you in my house? Well? I have no choice,
I guess, because you haven't been into the gym for
twelve days, four hours, and seven minutes, and I haven't
had a chance to return your sock in person, so
I figured I would just return it to all its
other sock friends in your sock chour. What the you know?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
I don't know what the is going on. You could
get the out of my house. If you're in my house,
I'm gonna call the cops. Okay, you weirdo serial kill
a year?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Okay, well fine, then I'll just let you know. What's
a prank phone call? What? This is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and
your wife set you up. Oh my god, it's a joke.
She said you were talking about how you haven't been
to the gym in a while and she wanted to
mess with you.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
What type of weirdo stalker I thought I had? Man,
Oh my god, I'm definitely gonna go to gym to
work on my fitness, just in case I get chased
by some weird old Yeah, we.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Thought that every morning with a jew Boll phone pranks
weekday mornings on that twenties.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
It's another Jubile phone prank, weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Only one six seven kiss that.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah, Hi, this is Trevor and I'm sorry to bug
you in your hotel room, but I can't find it.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Wait, who is this?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
What are you calling? You? Listen to Oh, so I'm
friends with terror.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Tara, the girl who's watching our dog right now.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, so, uh, I'm.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Friends with her.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
And then she let me watch my low your dog
and he seemed lonely.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Wait wait, wait, what do you mean to let you
watch my dog? Para's supposed to be watching my dog?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, she had to go somewhere for a little while,
so she she let me watch him. And Miloe's a
great puppy. But like, you guys are.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
On vacation and no, this is not this is not okay.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
I I need wait, John, honey, honey, can you pick
up the phone place This guy is calling and saying
that he said he's a friend of parents and he's
taken over watching Milo. I don't I don't know what's
going on right now.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Hey yeah, yeah, what's going on here? Oh? Hi, are okay?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
So you're John?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah you are.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Oh my name is Trevor. So, like, I'm sorry to
bug you guys in your hotel room. I know you're
on vacation and stuff, and like that's really cool. How's
it going so far?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Yeah, get to the point, man, what's going on? Oh? Yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I'm friends with Tara, who is watching your dog while
you guys went on vacation, and I was just watching
it for like a day or two, but like, what,
my low, your puppies seem really lonely, and so I
just decided to bring him to you.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
What we're in Prague right now. I don't know if
you're if you have any idea what that is, because
you sound like you don't really know what's going on
in life in general. But Trevor, we we we need
to get Tara on the phone. I don't know what's
going on right now.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
And he had our dogs even make sense?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Why do you what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
She left the dog?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
She left Milo with you?
Speaker 5 (07:02):
What do you?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
What are you? What are you even talking about? Man?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
She let me watch Milo while she has some stuff
to do for a couple of days. But he seemed lonely.
I think I just figured it out.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
I'm going to lose it.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I'm going to lose it. This is not acceptable.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I think I just figured it out.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah, you better figure it out.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
We're on vacation, We're thousands of miles away.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
What is happening here?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Well, I don't know if Amsterdam is thousands of miles away,
but like.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I think Amsterdam.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Are you saying Mila was lonely and you had this
connection with our dog, so you decided to get on
an airplane and take Milo.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
With you to Amsterdam.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
You're in Amsterdam right now.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
This doesn't even make anything.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
We're in Amsterdam staying at a hostile because I was
just going to bring him to your hotel, but you're
in Prague. I could just come to Prague with your dog,
all right? How are you even you you brought our
dog from the United States to Amsterdam for some reason,
(08:03):
because what you can got to confuse with Frague?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
What's happening to meet you, y'all?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I mean, I'm so pissed right now, Babe.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
I'm gonna walk to Amsterdam and kick this guy down. Buddy,
you better smoke enough weed. And it sounds like you
heard figure it out like I just I can't even Like,
what did you back on a little suitcake?
Speaker 3 (08:19):
You know what is happening right now? I'm laughing because
this is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show doing a
phone prank on you and Colleen, your sister. Set you
guys up. I am going to kill that. What do
you mean it's a joke. She said that you guys
took your first big trip away from your dog and
(08:41):
left it with somebody on the Rover app and wanted
to mess with you. I break it.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Down and like kick Rover and like come home and
say I got to go full on Karen on Rover,
Like I don't even know how I'm breathing right now.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
This is our baby.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
You know the worst part about this is, I don't
know if you understand time changes.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
But we are jet lagged and everything.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Oh man, this is cool.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Yeah, this is the time here right now, like we
were in the middle of some stuff.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
If you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
We thought that every morning with a ju bol phone
pranks weekday mornings on the twenties.
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