October 21, 2025 • 8 mins
Get ready for a wild ride in this episode of Phone Pranks from The Jubal Show! First, Jubal poses as a customer service rep from a mysterious airline, challenging a furious traveler’s concept of time itself. Is a flight ever really delayed… or is time just a construct? Things spiral fast as Pete demands justice and gets offered a free beverage instead.
Then, things get even weirder when Jubal becomes Juniper, a carpet cleaner with a disturbing hobby—crafting dolls out of carpet fibers and hair. When “Big Cory” hears that a doll made in his likeness is ready for delivery, his reaction is priceless.
These pranks are packed with absurdity, rage, and unexpected twists that will leave you laughing and cringing at the same time. Tune in for the chaos, and remember—weekday mornings on the 20s, only on 96.7 KISS FM!
Then, things get even weirder when Jubal becomes Juniper, a carpet cleaner with a disturbing hobby—crafting dolls out of carpet fibers and hair. When “Big Cory” hears that a doll made in his likeness is ready for delivery, his reaction is priceless.
These pranks are packed with absurdity, rage, and unexpected twists that will leave you laughing and cringing at the same time. Tune in for the chaos, and remember—weekday mornings on the 20s, only on 96.7 KISS FM!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another do will phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only on ninety six seven Kiss that then, Hello, Hi.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
My name is Xander.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
I'm calling from Airlines in regard to a complaint email
that we received.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I was looking for Pete.
Speaker 5 (00:22):
Yeah, this is Zoom.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Hello Pete. How are you fine? Okay?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
So we did receive your complaint email and I'm just
giving you a call back about that.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Would you like to describe to me your issue? Please?
Speaker 6 (00:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
We were supposed to have a connection in.
Speaker 6 (00:38):
Denver, and then that got delayed one.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Time for three hours okay, And then we kept.
Speaker 6 (00:44):
Waiting, and then the second one got delayed for two
additional hours. The whole time they told us don't leave,
don't leave, the plane's gonna come, don't leave, blah blah blah. Well,
eleven pm rols around.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
They finally selves, we don't have a pot for.
Speaker 6 (00:55):
The plane blah blah blah blah. So we had to
wait at the hire next day.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
The next flight point out it's till four pm.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Okay, So you're upset because.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
I'm upset because.
Speaker 6 (01:09):
The flight was delayed and.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I missed a day.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Okay. Uh, so we hear airlines. We do take our
customers' concerns very seriously, and I want to let you
know that your issue is important to us.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Also, I don't know if your flight was delayed?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Okay, what are you not understanding? Man? Can't you look
it up in your system?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yes, I've got it right here in front of me.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
But I don't delayed.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
How can you really say that a flight is delayed?
Is kind of my thinking on that.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
What what?
Speaker 6 (01:41):
What?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Well?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Because time is sort of a constructive man sort of
made up things? Is anything really delayed?
Speaker 7 (01:47):
So?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Really, your flight was at the time it happened, so
I think.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
It was on time.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Oh you said the fight ten o'clock. You guys are
operating on time.
Speaker 7 (01:55):
Too, Okay, Pete, I'm sensing that you're angry, Yeah you are,
so I'd like to invite you to breathe with me
for a few minutes and just sort of calm ourselves down.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
And no, I need to address story problem.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I guess that would be up to you.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
What is wrong with you?
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Everything you breathe this all time is a real just
fix my problem?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
That's your job, and is your problem? Understanding the time
is sort of a made up thing, and that we
all just should operate when things happen.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Man, you have you have, you have the problem because
you don't understand how to fix somebody's You.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Don't understand how to listen. I'm an upset customer. I
slight was delayed.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Fix it? How are you going to fix it?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Well, I am prepared to offer you something for your trouble,
and I'm very sorry about that. I'm also very sorry
that you seem frustrated with me and the company's stance
on time sort of being made up. Anyway, I am
prepared to offer you something quite big, so.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I think it'll be a very happy Okay, thank you.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
On your next flight with Airlines, which will be at
the time it's going to be at you will receive
a coupon for a free beverage of your choice.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
Shut a free beverage. We missed our flight. We just
sleep in the airport. Nobody helps me.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
There's a line all the way off the desk.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
And now I tell you, you're talking to me about time.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
You're not fixing my problem at all.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
I'm not going to take a beverage coupon. I want
a full refund, I want.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
An extra flight. I want Miles, I'm gonna tell every
single person I know.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
That Airlines is foolish and nobody should ever book with them.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I kept believe them.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Well, well I can't either, because this is actually Jewel
from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you
and your wife. Liz set you up. What It's a joke.
She said that your flight the other day was super
delayed and you were still really upset about it.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Oh my, Josh, I couldn't believe that I was talking about.
Speaker 8 (03:58):
Actual customer service.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Guy, I can't be like, what is talking about?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Thought every morning with a Jewbile phone prinks weekday mornings
on the twenties.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
This is another Jubile phone preank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Only on ninety six seven Kiss that them.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Hello, Yes, Hi, this is Juniper. I'm calling from Carpet cleaning.
I was looking for our customer, Corey, whose carpets I
had the pleasure of steam O cleaning and vacuuming last week.
Speaker 8 (04:37):
I'm sorry, Yeah, of course, yeah, I remember. Yeah, what's
going on.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I'm just calling to sort of a quality satisfaction phone
call to see if you enjoyed the service and if
everything was done to your liking.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Oh yeah, it's great.
Speaker 8 (04:53):
Thanks what? Thank you?
Speaker 6 (04:55):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
And I'd also like to see if there was a
time that I could scare d with you to come
by and drop it off.
Speaker 9 (05:05):
I'm sorry, I don't follow drop it off, drop it
off for you. I like to make the exchange in person.
I feel like it's a much more personal touch to
be able to hand.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
It to you.
Speaker 8 (05:19):
I'm sorry. They came into the carpets last week.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yes, I was one of the cleaners. I had the
pleasure of steaming and vacuuming and getting all of the
nasty fibers and unwanted tires out of your carpet.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
There was a lot, right, okay, yes, And.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
So if I could just schedule the time to drop
by and hand it to you, I think you'll really.
Speaker 8 (05:43):
Like what I've done, hand it What do you what
are you talking about?
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Then?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
I think you'll really like what I've done, my craftsmanship
on this might be the best one that I've made yet.
Speaker 8 (06:01):
Well, like I said, you guys came and cleaned the
carpets last week. I don't know when we mean the.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Doll, the doll spitting image of you.
Speaker 8 (06:14):
I don't understand but what do you mean the doll?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Oh, maybe I didn't explain fully your carpet and with
all fibers and the hairs that we get from it
and all of the other fibers. As sort of a
thank you present for letting me clean your carpet, I've
made you a doll.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Out of.
Speaker 8 (06:35):
You made a doll from the fibers and the hairs
and the carpet.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yes, yes, and spitting image. It's probably one of the
best dolls that I've ever created.
Speaker 8 (06:46):
I'm not going to lie to you, man, I think
this is just a really strange thing to say to
your customers or do.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
It's just that I enjoyed. I enjoyed being able to
scrape your carpets and get all the nasty hairs out
of it. And I spent the last week crafting a
doll out of all the hairs and the fibers from her.
Speaker 8 (07:07):
I am so weirded out by you and your whole vibe.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
He HELLU, big Coury, HELLU big coury.
Speaker 8 (07:18):
Uh don't call me big Tory.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
But it's the doll speaking. I had the doll up
to the phone and I was having you.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Speak to the doll that you made out of the
fibers from your hairs.
Speaker 9 (07:32):
Yes, oh my gosh, hens to me too.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Big, Coury.
Speaker 8 (07:38):
No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I think until you've seen the doll that I've created,
maybe your.
Speaker 8 (07:44):
Are really disturbed, like really truly disturbed. I'm leaving work.
If I cheel around my home, I will find you.
I will hurt you.
Speaker 10 (07:53):
Do not come to my home, okay, Corey, Well then
I'll let you know that this is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and
your wife say you up, Oh my god, you're real.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
She said that you guys had some carpet clean nurse
come the other day hit she wanted to.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Mess with you.
Speaker 8 (08:09):
Oh, oh my god. I was picturing weird using the
doll being out of my hair.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
No, we thought every morning with a ju Bolt phone
pranks weekday mornings on the twenties
It's another do will phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only on ninety six seven Kiss that then, Hello, Hi.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
My name is Xander.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
I'm calling from Airlines in regard to a complaint email
that we received.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I was looking for Pete.
Speaker 5 (00:22):
Yeah, this is Zoom.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Hello Pete. How are you fine? Okay?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
So we did receive your complaint email and I'm just
giving you a call back about that.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Would you like to describe to me your issue? Please?
Speaker 6 (00:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
We were supposed to have a connection in.
Speaker 6 (00:38):
Denver, and then that got delayed one.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Time for three hours okay, And then we kept.
Speaker 6 (00:44):
Waiting, and then the second one got delayed for two
additional hours. The whole time they told us don't leave,
don't leave, the plane's gonna come, don't leave, blah blah blah. Well,
eleven pm rols around.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
They finally selves, we don't have a pot for.
Speaker 6 (00:55):
The plane blah blah blah blah. So we had to
wait at the hire next day.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
The next flight point out it's till four pm.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Okay, So you're upset because.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
I'm upset because.
Speaker 6 (01:09):
The flight was delayed and.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I missed a day.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Okay. Uh, so we hear airlines. We do take our
customers' concerns very seriously, and I want to let you
know that your issue is important to us.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Also, I don't know if your flight was delayed?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Okay, what are you not understanding? Man? Can't you look
it up in your system?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yes, I've got it right here in front of me.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
But I don't delayed.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
How can you really say that a flight is delayed?
Is kind of my thinking on that.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
What what?
Speaker 6 (01:41):
What?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Well?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Because time is sort of a constructive man sort of
made up things? Is anything really delayed?
Speaker 7 (01:47):
So?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Really, your flight was at the time it happened, so
I think.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
It was on time.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Oh you said the fight ten o'clock. You guys are
operating on time.
Speaker 7 (01:55):
Too, Okay, Pete, I'm sensing that you're angry, Yeah you are,
so I'd like to invite you to breathe with me
for a few minutes and just sort of calm ourselves down.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
And no, I need to address story problem.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I guess that would be up to you.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
What is wrong with you?
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Everything you breathe this all time is a real just
fix my problem?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
That's your job, and is your problem? Understanding the time
is sort of a made up thing, and that we
all just should operate when things happen.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
Man, you have you have, you have the problem because
you don't understand how to fix somebody's You.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Don't understand how to listen. I'm an upset customer. I
slight was delayed.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Fix it? How are you going to fix it?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Well, I am prepared to offer you something for your trouble,
and I'm very sorry about that. I'm also very sorry
that you seem frustrated with me and the company's stance
on time sort of being made up. Anyway, I am
prepared to offer you something quite big, so.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I think it'll be a very happy Okay, thank you.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
On your next flight with Airlines, which will be at
the time it's going to be at you will receive
a coupon for a free beverage of your choice.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
Shut a free beverage. We missed our flight. We just
sleep in the airport. Nobody helps me.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
There's a line all the way off the desk.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
And now I tell you, you're talking to me about time.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
You're not fixing my problem at all.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
I'm not going to take a beverage coupon. I want
a full refund, I want.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
An extra flight. I want Miles, I'm gonna tell every
single person I know.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
That Airlines is foolish and nobody should ever book with them.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I kept believe them.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Well, well I can't either, because this is actually Jewel
from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you
and your wife. Liz set you up. What It's a joke.
She said that your flight the other day was super
delayed and you were still really upset about it.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Oh my, Josh, I couldn't believe that I was talking about.
Speaker 8 (03:58):
Actual customer service.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Guy, I can't be like, what is talking about?
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Thought every morning with a Jewbile phone prinks weekday mornings
on the twenties.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
This is another Jubile phone preank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Only on ninety six seven Kiss that them.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Hello, Yes, Hi, this is Juniper. I'm calling from Carpet cleaning.
I was looking for our customer, Corey, whose carpets I
had the pleasure of steam O cleaning and vacuuming last week.
Speaker 8 (04:37):
I'm sorry, Yeah, of course, yeah, I remember. Yeah, what's
going on.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I'm just calling to sort of a quality satisfaction phone
call to see if you enjoyed the service and if
everything was done to your liking.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Oh yeah, it's great.
Speaker 8 (04:53):
Thanks what? Thank you?
Speaker 6 (04:55):
No?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
And I'd also like to see if there was a
time that I could scare d with you to come
by and drop it off.
Speaker 9 (05:05):
I'm sorry, I don't follow drop it off, drop it
off for you. I like to make the exchange in person.
I feel like it's a much more personal touch to
be able to hand.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
It to you.
Speaker 8 (05:19):
I'm sorry. They came into the carpets last week.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yes, I was one of the cleaners. I had the
pleasure of steaming and vacuuming and getting all of the
nasty fibers and unwanted tires out of your carpet.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
There was a lot, right, okay, yes, And.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
So if I could just schedule the time to drop
by and hand it to you, I think you'll really.
Speaker 8 (05:43):
Like what I've done, hand it What do you what
are you talking about?
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Then?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
I think you'll really like what I've done, my craftsmanship
on this might be the best one that I've made yet.
Speaker 8 (06:01):
Well, like I said, you guys came and cleaned the
carpets last week. I don't know when we mean the.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Doll, the doll spitting image of you.
Speaker 8 (06:14):
I don't understand but what do you mean the doll?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Oh, maybe I didn't explain fully your carpet and with
all fibers and the hairs that we get from it
and all of the other fibers. As sort of a
thank you present for letting me clean your carpet, I've
made you a doll.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Out of.
Speaker 8 (06:35):
You made a doll from the fibers and the hairs
and the carpet.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yes, yes, and spitting image. It's probably one of the
best dolls that I've ever created.
Speaker 8 (06:46):
I'm not going to lie to you, man, I think
this is just a really strange thing to say to
your customers or do.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
It's just that I enjoyed. I enjoyed being able to
scrape your carpets and get all the nasty hairs out
of it. And I spent the last week crafting a
doll out of all the hairs and the fibers from her.
Speaker 8 (07:07):
I am so weirded out by you and your whole vibe.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
He HELLU, big Coury, HELLU big coury.
Speaker 8 (07:18):
Uh don't call me big Tory.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
But it's the doll speaking. I had the doll up
to the phone and I was having you.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Speak to the doll that you made out of the
fibers from your hairs.
Speaker 9 (07:32):
Yes, oh my gosh, hens to me too.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Big, Coury.
Speaker 8 (07:38):
No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
I think until you've seen the doll that I've created,
maybe your.
Speaker 8 (07:44):
Are really disturbed, like really truly disturbed. I'm leaving work.
If I cheel around my home, I will find you.
I will hurt you.
Speaker 10 (07:53):
Do not come to my home, okay, Corey, Well then
I'll let you know that this is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and
your wife say you up, Oh my god, you're real.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
She said that you guys had some carpet clean nurse
come the other day hit she wanted to.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Mess with you.
Speaker 8 (08:09):
Oh, oh my god. I was picturing weird using the
doll being out of my hair.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
No, we thought every morning with a ju Bolt phone
pranks weekday mornings on the twenties
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