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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another jublephone crank weekday mornings on the twenties only.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
On ninety six seven. Kiss that then.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Hello, Hi, Bridget, this is Kat. I'm your sister's wedding coordinator.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Oh hey Kat, what's going?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
How are you? I'm good?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Thanks, I'm great. Thanks for asking. So I needed to
call to talk to you about the wedding coming up
this weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Do you have a moment?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Sure, yeah, I doo.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Okay great, So this right here is going to be
a tough conversation for me, just to let you know. Okay,
this is not easy for me to do, so I
don't want you thinking that it's easy for me to
break this news to you.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Okay, Okay, we'll just say it already. You're making me nervous.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
So yeah, the best way to do it, I guess
is just rip the band aid off. Unfortune, we've had
to make some changes to the wedding coming up for
your sister and you are no longer invited. What thank
you though for wanting to be at the wedding like
that is so special and your sister does appreciate it,
(01:05):
but unfortunately you will not be able to attend.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
But thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, unforged, what.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Are you excuse me? Yeah, my sister's wedding.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
There's no way she's on inviting me from her wedding.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah, and like I said, this is going to be
a hard conversation for me. So thank you for understanding
that the hell is this happening.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
It's not like we've got to fight or anything.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
So she's not like the dress I choke.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Yeah, so me and your sister are really bonded. Working
on this wedding brings two people really close when you
coordinate a wedding for somebody, and me and your sister
are kind of really close friends.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Now anyway, she made me her maid of honor. Actually,
is this a joke?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
This is absolutely absurd.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
No, she has met you.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Okay, I guess I gotta get mom involved.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
So yeah, that's the other thing too, is do you
want to break the news to your mom or do
you want me to do it?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I mean to my mom's Yeah, so we either she
is gonna have to sit it out as well.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Okay, this is cool that she has lost her marvels.
I knew that there would be a bright zill moment.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I just didn't realize that it.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Was the ax the entire family.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
This is it's like who you think you are?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Your dad is still gonna be able to be there?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Family, Well, it's just okay, so your dad's still gonna
be able to be there, but we've found a stand
in for your mom, a stand in for your mom.
And then yeah, I was like, you know what, like
if your mom looked a little bit more like Megan Fox,
then the esthetic would be absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
We are not going there.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Megan Fox I found to me a long time, but
I found an actress. She's going to stand in and
she does look a little bit similar to Megan Fox.
So I think the visual and the pictures will be
much better. Also, I was talking to your sister a.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Random person, and this is, this is crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Let me talk to my sister. Are you with my sister?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Let me talk to this is We're fixing that, not.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
With her right now.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
And I actually advised her to turn her phone off
because I knew this is gonna be a tough conversation.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
For met my mother and I too. Okay, you are
my only sister's wedding. This is this is absolutely cool.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Technically your mom is still gonna be there.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
She gets to come, but I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
She can watch it, So I've set up a zoom
link and she can watch it.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
But we'll have the stand in actress zooming Wow.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
And you're also welcome to watch it on the zoom
link too. I can send you the link and you
can be part of it. I will have commenting turned off,
just so you know, because I know how you are.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
You know I'm an artist. Wow. Your sister's wedding is
my canvas.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
There is no artistry involved.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
There is not there.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
There is not going to be any sort of canvas
sating on my sister's wedding.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I'm not invited.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
You're not invited.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
My mother and I will be there with bells on
and there will be no one who, absolutely no one
who can remove us from this very important games in
our family's life. How dare you you manipulate my sister
in the point of this insanity? I am going to
you better wait for all of the things that I
(04:13):
am going to do to you to make sure that
you never do this to another family again. You are
ruining and you are over.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
You are over. This is it? Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Do you have any other words left in your vocabulary?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Besides, can you not fight that?
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Give me your first and last name right now so
I know exactly who to tell who has done this.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Give me that name now.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
It's actually Jubel from the Jewbel Show, and I'm doing
a phone brank on you and your.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Sister set you up. Hi, it's a joke. Wait no, your.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Sister said she's getting married this weekend and she's really
excited about it and wanted to thank you for all
the help that you've given her with the phone prank.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
So, oh my god, I should have known when you
mentioned a Megan.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Fox know that.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
We thought every morning with a ju Bull phone pranks
Weekday Mornings on the Twenties is another ju Bull phone.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Prank Weekday Mornings on the Twenties, only on ninety six seven.
Kiss that thumb.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Hello, Hi, uh, this is Talon calling from grooming. I
was looking for Catherine.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yeah, this is Hey.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I'm just gonna let you know that your pup is
all done and you are going to love what I did.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Oh god, thank you.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I went ahead and I took some creative license, you know,
because I am a stylist and he is going to
be so ready for his fashion show coming up this weekend?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
What what do you.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Mean, well, your dog's in a fashion show, a dog show? Yes, right, yes, yes,
I read what you wanted and I went over it,
and uh, I just didn't think it was fashion forward enough.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
So you're gonna love my spin on it, though, No, no, no, no,
no no no no.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
What yeah you do?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
You are going to love it? What is it? I mean,
I'd hate to ruin the surprise, But okay, so are
you in a punk rock much?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
What?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Any kind of punk rock sort of thing?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I could What do you mean punk rock?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
What are you talking about? I gave very specific instruction.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Right, and I felt like that was a little too
tame because it's an Afghan hound has a lot of hair,
and I figured I was gonna go with Brazilian blowout,
but I was like, no, that would be too puffy.
And so what I did was I gave him a
mohawk and he's got a.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Lot of haird This is a joke.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I can tell you're excited. No, it's not a joke.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Yeah, I'm not excited. Are you kidding me? It's so
specifically on your website that you will listen to whatever
instructions we have. He is a Blue Ribbon show. I
named him Ringo Star for a reason because he's a star. Right, Please,
you're joking right now?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Well, I read what you had put and I just
thought it was a little too tame to really make
a splash.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
And if you don't understand, what what did you do?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Tell it?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Please you're joking.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
I know you're joking. Just picture this, okay, so sides,
oh my god, shaved okay, and his long hair on
the top, so sides shaved all the way to the tail.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Are you a stylist for dogs or people?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Well, for dogs, obviously, I mean I I.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Well, obviously you're not because you didn't listen to what
I specifically said. He is going to be in a
show this weekend, and I need him prepped the way
that I specifically said. And I really hope you're kidding
with me, because I'm about to have a panic attack
and I'm gonna come down there with my husband.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
It was very, very very difficult to be able to
get the hair on his head all the way down
to his tail to stand in the mohawk.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
And it looks really good. I didn't know mohawk.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Once you see it.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I think you're gonna want to put some little leather
cuffs maybe on his ankles, which are really small, by
the way.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Without the hair, I'm having a panic attack.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I was going for a kind of a nineties punk
rock theme, and I think I nailed it. I think
you are gonna love it. He's going to make a
splash of his fashion show. Everything is going to be great.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
He's not auditioning for the Misfits. He's going to be
in a dog show. That's it. That's it. I'm grabbing
my car keys. I'm coming there right now. You have
cast me money. I'm gonna have to take him.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Out of the show. He would have won.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
He was a shoe in. I don't understand why you
just wouldn't pay attention to the notes that I put.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
It seems like you're not happy about my description. Maybe
I just haven't described the mohawk correctly for you on
your dog, but I think well.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Simularly described it. I'm coming there right now. I'm coming
there right.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Now, Catherine. I want you to do me a phasy.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Okay, Let's try to make a positive out of what
you're seeing as a negative. Okay, because it's all how
you look at things, so he looks like a cute
little punk.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Rocker right now.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
I hope you'd have a saying because you're going to
be a cute little punk rocker when you get fired.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I think it'd be great for branding, because imagine he
pulls out of the dog show.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
How punk rock is that? Right before?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Did you hate your head this morning?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I did, because this is actually Jewbel from the Jewel
Show doing a phone prank on you and your husband.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Set you up. It's a joke.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Oh you right, Yes, it's a joke. He said, you
guys have your dog in a dog show this weekend
and it was getting groomed, and you want me to
mess with you.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I hate all of you.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
I hate all of you.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
I'm done, so done.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
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