April 21, 2025 • 9 mins
Get ready for a double dose of laughter with The Jubal Show's latest Phone Pranks segment! In this episode, we bring you two side-splitting pranks that will leave you in stitches. First, Trevor calls his Airbnb host with a bizarre emergency involving cracked frisbees, only to discover he's been using the host's precious vinyl records as frisbees! Listen as the host's frustration turns into relief when he realizes it's all a prank set up by Trevor's wife.
Next, we have Logan, who gets a call from Pete Ekins, a grocery store security guard, accusing him of stealing ice cream sandwiches. Logan's confusion and panic escalate as Pete threatens to storm his house with a battering ram. Just when Logan is about to lose it, Jubal reveals the prank, orchestrated by Logan's wife, who wanted to mess with him for accidentally not scanning some ice cream sandwiches.
Tune in for these hilarious pranks and more on The Jubal Show, where we make your mornings brighter with laughter and fun!
Next, we have Logan, who gets a call from Pete Ekins, a grocery store security guard, accusing him of stealing ice cream sandwiches. Logan's confusion and panic escalate as Pete threatens to storm his house with a battering ram. Just when Logan is about to lose it, Jubal reveals the prank, orchestrated by Logan's wife, who wanted to mess with him for accidentally not scanning some ice cream sandwiches.
Tune in for these hilarious pranks and more on The Jubal Show, where we make your mornings brighter with laughter and fun!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another You both phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only one six seven. Hello, Hi, this is Trevor.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Uh Hi Trevor. Okay, can I help you with something?
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Yes, my name is Trevor, and I'm one of the
people staying in your airbnb and so, like I know
that normally, you know, you had your number in case
of emergency, So I just wanted to call because like
I had a question.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Okay, Trevor, what's the emergency? What's going on?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Well, I don't know if it's emergency so much, but
like I was confused at how to use something.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Okay, what are you trying to use?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
We were trying to play frisbee golf in the backyard.
Have you ever played frisbee golf before?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Okay, So it's really fun.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
It's where you like throw frisbee and stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Okay. And why would you need to call me about
frisbee golf, Trevor.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Well, because, like, uh, the frisbees that you have here,
they keep cracking. So like I'm wondering if like it's
you know, operator error, if like I'm throwing the frisbee
wrong or something.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Uh, I'm sorry, Trevor. The frisbees that I have there.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Yes, they keep cracking, Like every time I throw one,
I throw frisbee and then it just like if they
don't catch it, and sometimes when they do catch it,
it's cracked. So like, do you have any advice for
how to throw them right? Because like it's really confusing me.
Like there's only like two left.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
What frisbees do you think that I would leave a
group of strangers in my house.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Well, they're the cool like thin ones. They're black, you know,
they're like in those little sleeves. They're really cool. Like
I also want to know where you got those frisbees
because like I want to get some and like all
replace the ones that were cracked.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
When you say black frisbee, Yeah, they're in a sleeve, Trevor, Yeah, you.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Know, they're all protected and like cool like sleeves, like
some really colorful, like some of them have like some
really cool like old pictures of like the beetles and
stuff like that. Like those are really funky frisbees.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
So I want you to think about this real carefully, Trevor,
because the next word is out of your mouth mean
a lot to your safety. When you say the black
frisbees in a case that has the beetles on them.
Oh do you mean my records, Trevor?
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
The ones we listed.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
Not to touch?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Okay, so they're there records like you mean, like the
old time, like old school records where people can listen
to music, like records like.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Listen as in the thing not to touch? Are you
telling me that my whole record collection is broken?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
That what you're telling me?
Speaker 6 (03:18):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I'm not telling you that at all.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
So there's two left, and like so now that I
know not to touch those, we won't be using those
as frisbees.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I'm gonna say this is very carefully.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
And should I gru up?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I need you to pack up all of your right
now and get the out of my house, because if
I come down there and there is another living soul
in that building and my records are destroyed, I am
going to do so many horrendous things. It's going to
(03:55):
be considered a war crime. Okay, do you understand me, Trevor, Yes,
I do.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
And I'll let you know how that this is actually
Dubil from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on
you and your wife set you up, Oh, she.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Says, jokes.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
She said that you guys are being beat your house
for the first time, and you were nervous about people
breaking your stuff, so she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Oh, oh, thank god this is she said, yes, yes,
it's a joke.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Oh my goodness. You don't understand how fast my heart
is raised.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
We thought that every morning with a two bull phone
pranks weekday mornings on the twenties is another ju bolthone.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Prank weekday mornings on the twenties, only one six seven
kiss that.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Hello, come out with your hands up, and I want
to see those sandwiches in the sky.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Hello, I said, come out right now.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Let me see those hands, and one of them better
be holding some ice cream sandwiches.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
I'm sorry, I think you might have the wrong number.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Do I logan? That's your name right? Yes, well my
name is Pete Akins, your friendly neighborhood grocery store security guy.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Grocer. I'm sorry, I'm confused. I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I didn't think I find you. Huh, I didn't think
I find you?
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Did you?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Is there a particular reason I've been a grocery store
detective for twenty years.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
This isn't my first rodeo. Come out now, I'm.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Not exactly sure that I understand what's going on.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
All right, well, let me take you back to the
scene of the crime. Just a few days ago. You
were at grocery, is correct? Okay, yes, I was, yep,
and you through the self checkout out, didn't you?
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Yes? I usually do yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Do you want to come clean now?
Speaker 6 (06:09):
I'm I'm sorry. I really don't understand all.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Some ice cream sandwiches, all box full.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I poured through all the footage that day, and I
saw you sneak that in your bag without scanning it.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Bring it outside right now, hands in the air. I
want to see those sandwiches in the sky.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
This is Do I sound like I'm not serious?
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Well, look, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
I accidentally missed one of the items.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I guess, so you admit that you stole the ice
cream sandwiches on that day?
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Logan, Okay, look, I mean, look, I accidentally missed scanning
one of the ice cream sandwiches. But I didn't think
it was going to be this big deal that you
guys combed through all of the footage with some clearly
loser security.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
To come home. That's what I do every single night.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I go through all the footage from self check out
with a fine tooth comb, and.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
I see clearly you take your job way too seriously.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Look, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
I'll be happy to go and pay for the icerom sandwiches.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
I not something that I have a habit of doing.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
But look, come out with your hands up right now.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Ice cream sandwiches in the sky, or I'm calling the cops.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
The ice cream sandwiches are gone. I've already eaten the
ice cream sandwiches.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
That's it. Come out now, hands up?
Speaker 6 (07:29):
What are you talking about? Hands up?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Do you what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I'm outside of your house right now, parked out front
and mine right Why.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
Are you outside of my house? Because I mean you
are not a police officer. No, you cannot be outside
of my home. I am not coming outside.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
No pee Eacin's grocery store security. I'm outside and I'm
taking you downtown.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Yeah. No, look, I'm not coming outside. You do not
have that kind of authority. You are not police, all right,
you asked for it.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
We're coming in.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Get the battering ram ready, boys, No, do not come
into here.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
We do not actually have a battering ram. Okay, you
are not welcome to my house. If you come into
my house, I will be calling them.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
We're gonna break down that door and pull you out
of there and take you down so quick your head
will spin around all the way.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
I will be calling the police if you come anywhere
near this house, okay, and they'll probably have to arrest
me because I will be kicking your all right, Look,
I'm sorry about the ice cream sandwiches. I'll take care
of it, but do not come near my home. I
will you up, all right.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Then I'll let you know that this is actually Jewel
from Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and
your wife set you.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Up so that doesn't happen. It's a joke.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Your wife wanted to set you up for a prank
because she said you accidentally didn't scan some ice cream
sandwiches the other day and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Oh yeah, I mean it definitely.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
Yeah, it just definitely sounded like a joke. Oh my gosh,
But I really thought for a second that this guy
was out thatt of my house.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
We thought that every morning with a jew boltone pranks
weekday mornings. Oh, that's twenty
It's another You both phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only one six seven. Hello, Hi, this is Trevor.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Uh Hi Trevor. Okay, can I help you with something?
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Yes, my name is Trevor, and I'm one of the
people staying in your airbnb and so, like I know
that normally, you know, you had your number in case
of emergency, So I just wanted to call because like
I had a question.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Okay, Trevor, what's the emergency? What's going on?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Well, I don't know if it's emergency so much, but
like I was confused at how to use something.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Okay, what are you trying to use?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
We were trying to play frisbee golf in the backyard.
Have you ever played frisbee golf before?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Okay, So it's really fun.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
It's where you like throw frisbee and stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Okay. And why would you need to call me about
frisbee golf, Trevor.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Well, because, like, uh, the frisbees that you have here,
they keep cracking. So like I'm wondering if like it's
you know, operator error, if like I'm throwing the frisbee
wrong or something.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Uh, I'm sorry, Trevor. The frisbees that I have there.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Yes, they keep cracking, Like every time I throw one,
I throw frisbee and then it just like if they
don't catch it, and sometimes when they do catch it,
it's cracked. So like, do you have any advice for
how to throw them right? Because like it's really confusing me.
Like there's only like two left.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
What frisbees do you think that I would leave a
group of strangers in my house.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Well, they're the cool like thin ones. They're black, you know,
they're like in those little sleeves. They're really cool. Like
I also want to know where you got those frisbees
because like I want to get some and like all
replace the ones that were cracked.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
When you say black frisbee, Yeah, they're in a sleeve, Trevor, Yeah, you.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Know, they're all protected and like cool like sleeves, like
some really colorful, like some of them have like some
really cool like old pictures of like the beetles and
stuff like that. Like those are really funky frisbees.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
So I want you to think about this real carefully, Trevor,
because the next word is out of your mouth mean
a lot to your safety. When you say the black
frisbees in a case that has the beetles on them.
Oh do you mean my records, Trevor?
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
The ones we listed.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
Not to touch?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Okay, so they're there records like you mean, like the
old time, like old school records where people can listen
to music, like records like.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Listen as in the thing not to touch? Are you
telling me that my whole record collection is broken?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
That what you're telling me?
Speaker 6 (03:18):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I'm not telling you that at all.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
So there's two left, and like so now that I
know not to touch those, we won't be using those
as frisbees.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I'm gonna say this is very carefully.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
And should I gru up?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I need you to pack up all of your right
now and get the out of my house, because if
I come down there and there is another living soul
in that building and my records are destroyed, I am
going to do so many horrendous things. It's going to
(03:55):
be considered a war crime. Okay, do you understand me, Trevor, Yes,
I do.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
And I'll let you know how that this is actually
Dubil from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on
you and your wife set you up, Oh, she.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Says, jokes.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
She said that you guys are being beat your house
for the first time, and you were nervous about people
breaking your stuff, so she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Oh, oh, thank god this is she said, yes, yes,
it's a joke.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Oh my goodness. You don't understand how fast my heart
is raised.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
We thought that every morning with a two bull phone
pranks weekday mornings on the twenties is another ju bolthone.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Prank weekday mornings on the twenties, only one six seven
kiss that.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Hello, come out with your hands up, and I want
to see those sandwiches in the sky.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Hello, I said, come out right now.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Let me see those hands, and one of them better
be holding some ice cream sandwiches.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
I'm sorry, I think you might have the wrong number.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Do I logan? That's your name right? Yes, well my
name is Pete Akins, your friendly neighborhood grocery store security guy.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Grocer. I'm sorry, I'm confused. I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I didn't think I find you. Huh, I didn't think
I find you?
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Did you?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Is there a particular reason I've been a grocery store
detective for twenty years.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
This isn't my first rodeo. Come out now, I'm.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Not exactly sure that I understand what's going on.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
All right, well, let me take you back to the
scene of the crime. Just a few days ago. You
were at grocery, is correct? Okay, yes, I was, yep,
and you through the self checkout out, didn't you?
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Yes? I usually do yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Do you want to come clean now?
Speaker 6 (06:09):
I'm I'm sorry. I really don't understand all.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Some ice cream sandwiches, all box full.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I poured through all the footage that day, and I
saw you sneak that in your bag without scanning it.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Bring it outside right now, hands in the air. I
want to see those sandwiches in the sky.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
This is Do I sound like I'm not serious?
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Well, look, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
I accidentally missed one of the items.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I guess, so you admit that you stole the ice
cream sandwiches on that day?
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Logan, Okay, look, I mean, look, I accidentally missed scanning
one of the ice cream sandwiches. But I didn't think
it was going to be this big deal that you
guys combed through all of the footage with some clearly
loser security.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
To come home. That's what I do every single night.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I go through all the footage from self check out
with a fine tooth comb, and.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
I see clearly you take your job way too seriously.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Look, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
I'll be happy to go and pay for the icerom sandwiches.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
I not something that I have a habit of doing.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
But look, come out with your hands up right now.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Ice cream sandwiches in the sky, or I'm calling the cops.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
The ice cream sandwiches are gone. I've already eaten the
ice cream sandwiches.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
That's it. Come out now, hands up?
Speaker 6 (07:29):
What are you talking about? Hands up?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Do you what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I'm outside of your house right now, parked out front
and mine right Why.
Speaker 6 (07:37):
Are you outside of my house? Because I mean you
are not a police officer. No, you cannot be outside
of my home. I am not coming outside.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
No pee Eacin's grocery store security. I'm outside and I'm
taking you downtown.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
Yeah. No, look, I'm not coming outside. You do not
have that kind of authority. You are not police, all right,
you asked for it.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
We're coming in.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Get the battering ram ready, boys, No, do not come
into here.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
We do not actually have a battering ram. Okay, you
are not welcome to my house. If you come into
my house, I will be calling them.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
We're gonna break down that door and pull you out
of there and take you down so quick your head
will spin around all the way.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
I will be calling the police if you come anywhere
near this house, okay, and they'll probably have to arrest
me because I will be kicking your all right, Look,
I'm sorry about the ice cream sandwiches. I'll take care
of it, but do not come near my home. I
will you up, all right.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Then I'll let you know that this is actually Jewel
from Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and
your wife set you.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Up so that doesn't happen. It's a joke.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Your wife wanted to set you up for a prank
because she said you accidentally didn't scan some ice cream
sandwiches the other day and wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Oh yeah, I mean it definitely.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
Yeah, it just definitely sounded like a joke. Oh my gosh,
But I really thought for a second that this guy
was out thatt of my house.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
We thought that every morning with a jew boltone pranks
weekday mornings. Oh, that's twenty
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