November 24, 2025 • 8 mins
Get ready for the ultimate laugh fest with Jubal’s legendary Phone Pranks! In this episode, we’ve got TWO outrageous calls that will leave you in stitches:
- Juniper’s Thanksgiving Surprise – A “friend” calls to announce he’s bringing his pet turkey Carl for a live backyard bloodletting. Will Alison let him in? Spoiler: NOPE.
- The Bunny Wedding Vacation Drama – Sparkle learns her vacation was denied because… HR needs time off for a bunny wedding in Hawaii. Yes, you read that right.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the
twenties only on ninety six seven.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Kiss that then, Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Happy Thanksgiving. This is Juniper. Hi, missus Allison. This is Alison.
How are you. I'm okay, Juniper. Yes, i'm your brother. Yes,
you're jeff friend. Yes, I'm very close friends with your
brother Jeff. And he said that I would be able
(00:37):
to come over for Thanksgiving this year because I don't
have anywhere to go. All of my options have sort
of gone away. Yeah. Yeah, I got your phone number
from him because I wanted to call and say thank
you for allowing me into your residence. This well, you're
welcome Thanksgiving festivities. Mm hmm. Yes, did you hear how
(01:03):
I said festivities instead of that's fun. That's a fun
way to say it. Yes, yes, Juniper, I have things
going on. Was therething you needed? Yes? I wanted to
call and let you know that I would be bringing
the turkey. Oh no, no, no, I mean that's why
(01:26):
we know. Thanksgiving fun holiday tradition that I have that
I would like to bring into your household if I would.
I think we are We're good.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Actually, my husband every year we deep a turkey.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
That's well, we can steal deep fry Carl. That would
be fun. Excuse me, yes, we can deep fry Carl.
Who is Carl. He's the turkey that I've been raising
for Thanksgiving. Every year. I raise a turkey and I
give him a name. He's gonna Yes, I appreciate that. That's
(02:01):
not something. It's a fun holiday tradition I have where
I let Carl out in the yard and then I
grab some cutlery and end up letting him play for
a little while, and then I actually I have to
go get my children. I'm not really comfortable with that.
To meet the kiddos. They would love this game. It's
(02:23):
so much fun. No, there's there's no game like that.
That's do you have an.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Okay, Juniper, that's inappropriate, and I will not have that
around my children.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
And he will do a shower or bathtub.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
No, Juniper, there is no way in hell that I'm
letting you in my home.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Just slaughter of turkey.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Okay, that's not the Thanksgiving tradition.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
That's what you do with a family. I don't like
the word slaughter. It sounds so cruel, Juniper, Are you crazy?
I have to go I'm calling my brother. This is
not appropriate and if I just come over and talk
to you about it in this afternoon, no, thank you.
I am good your own tradition. I'm already outside if
(03:07):
you'd like to speak about it today. Hey, Allison, this
is actually.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Jewel from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on
you and your brother.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Jeff set you up? What it's a joke, your brother
Jeff set you up?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Oh my god, I'm I mean, I am sweating.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Oh I'm gonna I'm gonna kill my I'm gonna slaughter
my brother.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
He made up his friend Junipridges so he could prank
you and think he was bringing over a weird over Thanksgiving.
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Oh well, okay, you know what that is. Oh my god,
I cannot stop sweating.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
I stop it.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Okay, Well, do you want to come to Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Only if I can bring no No.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Carl wake out every morning with a two bull phone
pranks weekday mornings. Oh Let's twenties is another Jubile phone.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Prank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Only on ninety six sevens that then, Hello, Hi, this
is pe Deakins calling from corporate HR.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I was looking for Sparkle. This is our Hey, Sparkle,
how are you.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I'm going well youself, I'm great.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
I know we haven't met before, but listen, I'm calling
you because I need to go over a vacation request
that you just put.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
In with us. Okay, came across.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
My desk today as I was doing my approvals, and
I'm calling actually, unfortunately, to let you know that we
are not going to be able to honor your vacation
requests coming up for the week that you're asking off.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Okay, why is that? I submitted it a while ago
and I initially yeah, correct. So I don't know if
you know this, but we have some guidelines here at
the company that a certain number of employees can't take
vacation all at the same time, and there are a
number of people that are asking for vacations on that
date and they've given reasons and explanations for their vacation,
and unfortunately, yours just came with no reason at all,
(05:07):
just asking for days off. And so I ac surely
know I need the reason.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Yes, if you want to be taken seriously, you need
to have to have a reason. So, unfortunately, yours is
not going to be approved for this one. And maybe
the next time you request a vacation, you might want
to put down a specific reason that you're taking off,
because we tend to take those a little more seriously
than we do the ones that are just like.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Oh, I want to take a couple days off on
a reason, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Oh no, I don't know what you mean, because I
already was approved of it, and I took my time,
I paid for my ticket, my flight, everything already. So
you can't just call me now and.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Tell me that I'm not approved refundable.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I hope, No, it's not.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Oh shoot, well yeah, unfortunately, I'm sorry. There's no way
we're going to be able to honor that. Like I said,
just too many employees need to take vacation at the
same time, and I needed to make sure I got
mine in as well, and so unfortunately going to have
to call let you know that yours is not approved.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Okay, So what reason is everyone else having that they
can get their time but I can't.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Oh well, there's all sorts of things. I don't for
mine because I got my name kind of late. I
have a wedding that I need to attend, and so
that wedding is going to be at the same.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Time that you asked for it.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
So you got yours in late. I put my name first,
but you get to go on vacation and I don't.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Well, yes, because I have a reason for my vacation
act not.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
A legitimate reason.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
My reason is more important. But I don't have to
do that.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Anybody know my reason.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Okay, Well, how about this sparkle, So I guess I
should It's I probably shouldn't share this much, but I
was trying to take a vacation at the same time
that you had asked for and it's for a very
important reason. And like I said, there is a rule
on the number of employees that we can't take vacation
at the same time.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
And that sounds like you problem and not a neat problem.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
So you need to get that together right now.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Okay, yeah, but with yours being approved, that was very
take mine.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
So no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
no no no no.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Oh wait a second, So you don't want to approve
mine because you want to take a vacation.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yes, there's a wedding. I need to attend. It's for
my bunnies.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Wait, say that again.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
There's a wedding that I need to attend, a family wedding.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
You need to attend a wedding for your bunnies, that's
what you said to me.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Yes, I did, but they are part of the family.
It's a bunny wedding, and uh so we're going to Hawaii.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
But you've gotta be kidding me right now.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
So you have me on the phone.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
With this request for you to go to a wedding
for some bunnies, for bunnies, Are you serious.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Yes, it's our family bunnies. They're getting married in Hawaii,
so we're taking the whole family. So I think you
can understand why I.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
No, I cannot understand, and I don't think anybody else
with a sound mind would understand that.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Well.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
At this point, I don't care you're going to a
wedding for bunnies. I'm gonna take my vacation regardless. I
don't give up anymore this job. You guys can find
somebody else to feel me in while I am gone.
I don't care. Do your thing. Happy wedding with your bunnies,
Thank you very much, and you can off this job,
you and everybody else that work in this building.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Hey, sparkle, this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show
doing a phone prank on you. Hey, your coworker Stephanie
set you up. Real it's a joke. Yeah, she said
that your company has been strict about vacations that she
wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Oh my god, I can't believe it. This guy be
flipping over.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
We thought every morning with a Jewel phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties,
This is another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the
twenties only on ninety six seven.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Kiss that then, Hello.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Happy Thanksgiving. This is Juniper. Hi, missus Allison. This is Alison.
How are you. I'm okay, Juniper. Yes, i'm your brother. Yes,
you're jeff friend. Yes, I'm very close friends with your
brother Jeff. And he said that I would be able
(00:37):
to come over for Thanksgiving this year because I don't
have anywhere to go. All of my options have sort
of gone away. Yeah. Yeah, I got your phone number
from him because I wanted to call and say thank
you for allowing me into your residence. This well, you're
welcome Thanksgiving festivities. Mm hmm. Yes, did you hear how
(01:03):
I said festivities instead of that's fun. That's a fun
way to say it. Yes, yes, Juniper, I have things
going on. Was therething you needed? Yes? I wanted to
call and let you know that I would be bringing
the turkey. Oh no, no, no, I mean that's why
(01:26):
we know. Thanksgiving fun holiday tradition that I have that
I would like to bring into your household if I would.
I think we are We're good.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Actually, my husband every year we deep a turkey.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
That's well, we can steal deep fry Carl. That would
be fun. Excuse me, yes, we can deep fry Carl.
Who is Carl. He's the turkey that I've been raising
for Thanksgiving. Every year. I raise a turkey and I
give him a name. He's gonna Yes, I appreciate that. That's
(02:01):
not something. It's a fun holiday tradition I have where
I let Carl out in the yard and then I
grab some cutlery and end up letting him play for
a little while, and then I actually I have to
go get my children. I'm not really comfortable with that.
To meet the kiddos. They would love this game. It's
(02:23):
so much fun. No, there's there's no game like that.
That's do you have an.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Okay, Juniper, that's inappropriate, and I will not have that
around my children.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
And he will do a shower or bathtub.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
No, Juniper, there is no way in hell that I'm
letting you in my home.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Just slaughter of turkey.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Okay, that's not the Thanksgiving tradition.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
That's what you do with a family. I don't like
the word slaughter. It sounds so cruel, Juniper, Are you crazy?
I have to go I'm calling my brother. This is
not appropriate and if I just come over and talk
to you about it in this afternoon, no, thank you.
I am good your own tradition. I'm already outside if
(03:07):
you'd like to speak about it today. Hey, Allison, this
is actually.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Jewel from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on
you and your brother.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Jeff set you up? What it's a joke, your brother
Jeff set you up?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Oh my god, I'm I mean, I am sweating.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Oh I'm gonna I'm gonna kill my I'm gonna slaughter
my brother.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
He made up his friend Junipridges so he could prank
you and think he was bringing over a weird over Thanksgiving.
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Oh well, okay, you know what that is. Oh my god,
I cannot stop sweating.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
I stop it.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Okay, Well, do you want to come to Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Only if I can bring no No.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Carl wake out every morning with a two bull phone
pranks weekday mornings. Oh Let's twenties is another Jubile phone.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Prank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Only on ninety six sevens that then, Hello, Hi, this
is pe Deakins calling from corporate HR.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I was looking for Sparkle. This is our Hey, Sparkle,
how are you.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I'm going well youself, I'm great.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
I know we haven't met before, but listen, I'm calling
you because I need to go over a vacation request
that you just put.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
In with us. Okay, came across.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
My desk today as I was doing my approvals, and
I'm calling actually, unfortunately, to let you know that we
are not going to be able to honor your vacation
requests coming up for the week that you're asking off.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Okay, why is that? I submitted it a while ago
and I initially yeah, correct. So I don't know if
you know this, but we have some guidelines here at
the company that a certain number of employees can't take
vacation all at the same time, and there are a
number of people that are asking for vacations on that
date and they've given reasons and explanations for their vacation,
and unfortunately, yours just came with no reason at all,
(05:07):
just asking for days off. And so I ac surely
know I need the reason.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Yes, if you want to be taken seriously, you need
to have to have a reason. So, unfortunately, yours is
not going to be approved for this one. And maybe
the next time you request a vacation, you might want
to put down a specific reason that you're taking off,
because we tend to take those a little more seriously
than we do the ones that are just like.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Oh, I want to take a couple days off on
a reason, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Oh no, I don't know what you mean, because I
already was approved of it, and I took my time,
I paid for my ticket, my flight, everything already. So
you can't just call me now and.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Tell me that I'm not approved refundable.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
I hope, No, it's not.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Oh shoot, well yeah, unfortunately, I'm sorry. There's no way
we're going to be able to honor that. Like I said,
just too many employees need to take vacation at the
same time, and I needed to make sure I got
mine in as well, and so unfortunately going to have
to call let you know that yours is not approved.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Okay, So what reason is everyone else having that they
can get their time but I can't.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Oh well, there's all sorts of things. I don't for
mine because I got my name kind of late. I
have a wedding that I need to attend, and so
that wedding is going to be at the same.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Time that you asked for it.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
So you got yours in late. I put my name first,
but you get to go on vacation and I don't.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Well, yes, because I have a reason for my vacation
act not.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
A legitimate reason.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
My reason is more important. But I don't have to
do that.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Anybody know my reason.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Okay, Well, how about this sparkle, So I guess I
should It's I probably shouldn't share this much, but I
was trying to take a vacation at the same time
that you had asked for and it's for a very
important reason. And like I said, there is a rule
on the number of employees that we can't take vacation
at the same time.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
And that sounds like you problem and not a neat problem.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
So you need to get that together right now.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Okay, yeah, but with yours being approved, that was very
take mine.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
So no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
no no no no.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Oh wait a second, So you don't want to approve
mine because you want to take a vacation.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yes, there's a wedding. I need to attend. It's for
my bunnies.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Wait, say that again.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
There's a wedding that I need to attend, a family wedding.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
You need to attend a wedding for your bunnies, that's
what you said to me.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Yes, I did, but they are part of the family.
It's a bunny wedding, and uh so we're going to Hawaii.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
But you've gotta be kidding me right now.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
So you have me on the phone.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
With this request for you to go to a wedding
for some bunnies, for bunnies, Are you serious.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Yes, it's our family bunnies. They're getting married in Hawaii,
so we're taking the whole family. So I think you
can understand why I.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
No, I cannot understand, and I don't think anybody else
with a sound mind would understand that.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Well.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
At this point, I don't care you're going to a
wedding for bunnies. I'm gonna take my vacation regardless. I
don't give up anymore this job. You guys can find
somebody else to feel me in while I am gone.
I don't care. Do your thing. Happy wedding with your bunnies,
Thank you very much, and you can off this job,
you and everybody else that work in this building.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Hey, sparkle, this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show
doing a phone prank on you. Hey, your coworker Stephanie
set you up. Real it's a joke. Yeah, she said
that your company has been strict about vacations that she
wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Oh my god, I can't believe it. This guy be
flipping over.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
We thought every morning with a Jewel phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties,
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