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August 4, 2025 10 mins
Get ready to laugh out loud with another outrageous episode of Phone Pranks from The Jubal Show! In this double-feature prank call, Jubal transforms into two unforgettable characters who leave their unsuspecting victims completely stunned.

First up, meet Todd Sparks—a self-proclaimed motivational speaker moonlighting as a cable technician. When Jillian calls about her broken internet, she ends up as an unwilling guest on the “Todd Sparks Podcast,” where the only thing getting fixed is her patience! Will she ever get her Wi-Fi back, or just a spark of frustration?

Then, things get even more chaotic when Trevor, a clueless janitor, calls an executive to let him know he handed over all the company’s computers… to a guy claiming to be his nephew. Spoiler alert: he doesn’t even have a nephew. The result? A full-blown meltdown that ends with a twist you won’t see coming.

Tune in to Phone Pranks every weekday morning on the 20s, only on 96.7 KISS FM!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another to both phone crank weekday mornings on the twenties,
only one kiss that.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hi, this is todd Sparks calling from Expinity Cable. I
was looking for our customer, Jillian, who's having a problem
with her internet. Yes, Hi, Hey todd Sparks here, and yes,
I'll get ahead of you on that one.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Yes the todd Sparks. Yeah, yeah, I do this as
a day job. Yeah so sure you recognize me from
my many books?

Speaker 5 (00:39):
No?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
So yeah the ticket that I put in.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
You're calling about that, right, like, yes, having a problem
with your internet and you've called a few times and
uh yeah, todd Sparks is calling you back. I do
do this as a day job, but you know I
do motivational speaking and everything else has my main source
of income. So anyway, give you two seconds. So I
want to help you with your issue. I just got
to start the recording here.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Yeah, okay, all right, great, here.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
We go in three two and one and welcome back
to the todd Sparks Podcast, Putting the Spark back in
your Life.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
I'm Todd Sparks. Yep, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Are you recording me on this?

Speaker 6 (01:17):
Are you recording on a podcast?

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Oh, well, yes, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
I just there's something going on with my router.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
You know, I do this customer service job as sort
of a way to fund my books, you know, and
so I figured why not multitask, and so I'm doing
my podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
I don't know what books you're talking about. What we're
talking about todd.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Sparks putting the spark back in your life, and the
follow up to that spark up another one.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
I don't I don't know what.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Maybe you've seen my book The Key to Manifesting a
Parking Spot Anywhere todd Sparks Sparking.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
In the rear here.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
I okay, so you're the guy that fixes my internet though,
like yes, yeh right, this.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
Is my day. This is my day.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Park is a little I've got the hustle mentality, and Jillian,
I want to help you have the hustle mentality too,
and that's why you're on my podcast today.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I am I'm not. I guess I'm not a guest
in your podcast. Okay, I just need to get my
router done. I have been calling all week and I
finally get a call back, and I don't know what
you're talking about. Do you have like anybody else there.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
I can talk to.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Okay, So, Jillian, hey, one thing that you're kind I'm
gonna go ahead, go with step away from the podcast
for just a second. I want to focus on the
issues that you're dealing with so I can help you
put the spark back, put the spark back in your life.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I need you to just tell me why I don't
have internet service so that I can get my cape,
you can get my TV working.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Okay, what you know.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
I sometimes worked to do this call, you know, and
I just I don't know what you're you're doing some
sort of like motivating. I don't know what you're doing
with yours.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
I don't care motivational speaker, Yes, customer, sorry for the
cable company.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Is my day job.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Because I don't mind working, you know very Sometimes you
got to work hard to get the fire started in
your life, and that's what I want to teach you today, Jillian.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
But yeah, but right now, so what you did hear
me say though I need my internet sick? I don't
know if I didn't say it.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
I don't know before.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
I'm sorry, but my internet is down and I paid
for this every month.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
When you say internet, Jillian, what do you what do
you really mean?

Speaker 2 (03:51):
I mean the Wi Fi. I don't know how to
say this another way from you.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
And what I want to do is reconnect the Wi
Fi in your home and the Wi Fi in you.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Get me on the phone right now. You're a manager,
because I will make my life mission to get you
fired from this job.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
Have to deal with you again.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
And that's the word I wanted to hear. Fire And
that's what we're going to do. We're going to get
that spark lit into a full ember that's burning deep inside,
and then we're going to turn your life into a
fireball of success.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
You're going to be a fireball when you're let go
of your job. When you are fired, no one's going
to be hiring you. If this is what you do
at your job. You do know that, right give me
your manager right now.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Well I can't do that because this is actually Dubil
from the Jubeil Show.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Doing a phone brank on you and your boyfriend. Say
you up.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
My boyfriend, Yes, it's a joke.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
He said that you've been having problems with the cable company.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Oh my god. I was like, no, there is no
way this dude.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Well you try to talk to me with the Internet.
Do you feel like you got the spark?

Speaker 2 (05:09):
No? At this point, I hope I never hear the
word spark.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
A guy.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
We thought every morning with a jewbol phone pranks weekday
mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
This is another jubile phone prank, weekday mornings on the
twenties only on ninety six seven. Hello, Hi, this is Trevor.

Speaker 7 (05:35):
Okay, I just was calling to let you know that
they took uh the stuff, so it's all good.

Speaker 6 (05:43):
Hang on, what are you What are you talking about, Trevor?
I can fairly understand you.

Speaker 7 (05:47):
Oh when well, I've never met you before, but like
I know that you're the executive vice president.

Speaker 6 (05:55):
Okay, And who are you, Trevor?

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Oh well, I work on the cleaning crew in the office.

Speaker 6 (06:02):
So okay, So what do you call me about?

Speaker 7 (06:06):
Oh well, like you're on the contact list of people
to call if we need to discuss something about, you know,
cleaning the office and stuff.

Speaker 6 (06:16):
Sure, okay, And just.

Speaker 7 (06:17):
So you know, like everything's been pretty good, Like when
I checked the bag on the vacuum at the end
of the night, it's really not that dusty. It also
like people are doing a good job with their dust maintenance,
severe employees and stuff.

Speaker 6 (06:35):
Hey buddy, I got a busy day. You might get
in to the point here.

Speaker 7 (06:38):
Oh yeah, so like you're out of town on work, right,
doing some work on the road.

Speaker 6 (06:44):
First of all, why do you know that? And what
are you asking me about? I just don't get it.
What's it's all about, mat?

Speaker 7 (06:49):
Yeah, Well, it's because like when I clean up the offices,
like I tend to notice like who hasn't been there
in a while and stuff, you know, kind of like
how the stuff on their desk or like if the
lights always all when I show up to do the cleaning.
So I noticed that you're probably out of town because
like I know, you're like the big boss guy in
that office, and so like I just figured you were

(07:10):
out of town. But I was calling to let you
know that they they got it. So it's all good
because like I figured you wanted me to let you
know that they were able to get it.

Speaker 5 (07:21):
Cool.

Speaker 6 (07:21):
Got what what are you talking about, Trevor?

Speaker 5 (07:23):
Wasting my time here?

Speaker 6 (07:24):
I'm a busy guy.

Speaker 7 (07:25):
Come on, Oh, your your nephew.

Speaker 6 (07:29):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (07:31):
Your nephew and the computers?

Speaker 5 (07:35):
I still don't You're gonna have to explain more than.

Speaker 6 (07:37):
Just that, buddy.

Speaker 7 (07:38):
Oh okay, So when I showed up to do the
office cleaning, your nephew was there, and then he was
saying that he had to collect the computers, and so
I just want to let you know that I let
him in, and then you know, I was I have
the key, so I opened up your office in the office.

Speaker 6 (07:54):
Are you talking?

Speaker 5 (07:55):
Who did you let into the office and who did
you give.

Speaker 6 (07:57):
Our computers to? This is unacceptable.

Speaker 5 (07:59):
Now you want to crew you're giving stuff away from
the office.

Speaker 7 (08:02):
Well, no, it was you wanted your nephew to grab
the computers.

Speaker 6 (08:06):
He said, I don't have a nephew. What them? I mean,
you got to be kidding me.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
That did not just happen.

Speaker 7 (08:12):
Yeah, no, yeah, it happened. He got the lost computer
out just a little while ago. So job all done?

Speaker 5 (08:19):
Oh my god, you idiot, some random guy tells you
he's my nephew. Let him in and give them all
the computers?

Speaker 6 (08:27):
Are you out of your mind?

Speaker 4 (08:29):
Seriously?

Speaker 6 (08:30):
Like, what the are you doing?

Speaker 7 (08:32):
No? No, I think maybe you're mistaken.

Speaker 6 (08:35):
So if I'm mistaken, what are you saying?

Speaker 7 (08:37):
Well, you said it was a random guy, but there
was your nephew. He said that he needed to get
them because he was going to bring them to you.

Speaker 6 (08:46):
Do you realize what you just did.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
I mean, we're a multi billion dollar company and you're
giving a computer away to somebody. You know, you know
how much information is on those computers and you're just
giving them away.

Speaker 6 (08:56):
How many of our clients have been privacy reached just
now by you?

Speaker 5 (09:01):
I mean, what would did you think that my nephew
would show up at the same time that you show
up to work.

Speaker 6 (09:05):
And ask the computers from you?

Speaker 7 (09:07):
You we ain't thinking, well because you're the like executive
vice president you.

Speaker 6 (09:13):
Know, yes, I am. What the does that have to
do it anything?

Speaker 5 (09:17):
Well?

Speaker 7 (09:17):
I just figured like you're probably good at scheduling, so
you scheduled your nephew to be there at the same
time as he's I would get there.

Speaker 5 (09:25):
No, are you kidding me? Somebody just showed up, some
random guy who is not my nephew told you that
he was my nephew so that he could steal all
the computers.

Speaker 6 (09:33):
For the company.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
You know what, I'm gonna call the cops because my luck,
I bet you're in on it.

Speaker 6 (09:38):
You know, as as your buddies who showed up.

Speaker 5 (09:39):
They quote unquote, my nephew, You're gonna get.

Speaker 6 (09:42):
Super millions of dollars. I can't wait to see his
stupid face in quote idiot.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Hey, Alvin, this is actually Jubil from The Jubil Show
doing a phone brank on you and your employee.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
Casey set you up.

Speaker 5 (09:59):
Joke.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
He said that you're away on business and he wanted
to mess with you.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
You're gonna give me a whot a tack. Can't do
that to me, seriously, Like I was freaking out what

Speaker 1 (10:10):
We thought every morning with a two bolt phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties
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