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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another jubile phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties,
on on maybe six seven kiss that then.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Hello, Yeah it's Donk. Who.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Yeah, this is don Maybe you don't remember even from
the other night. Uh, you were in a bar. I'm
the I'm the bartender there. I was serving you drinks.
You might not maybe you were hammed.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
But yeah, this is Donk. Paul Donkler is my name,
but people call me Donk anyway. So I'm calling because
you left a wallet here the other night. Yeah yeah,
so Donk found it.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Tom, I'm sorry. Who who found it? Donk?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
So you you mean you?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah? Yeah, I Donk found it. And so I'm calling
you back because I'm sure you want your wallet.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
So Bro, I got to talk to you about something though,
and like I hope you're sitting down or or something
like not at work, you know what I mean, like
because this is like some shocking stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna work right now.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Well, So DONK was going through your wallet like to
like try to find out who you were, you know,
so I can call you back or whatever.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
And then I noticed a picture in there of a chick.
I understand what Yeah, I like super hot chick. Her
name is Michelle.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Yeah that's my girlfriend. How did you know her name?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Okay, so yeah that's your what my girlfriend? Bro? Like, donk? Sorry,
what the are you talking about? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I like, so I just gotta be honest with you
because like, bro, code you know what I mean? Like
I had no idea, dude, but yeah, so like the
other night, that chick that picture in your wallet, you
know my girlfriend?
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, so she was my girlfriend for the evening if
you know what I mean? Sorry, bro, what the are
you talking about?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I mean like she has a thing for bartenders, especially
a donk if you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
If you catch buddy, Buddy, I don't know what you're
trying to do right now if you're trying to with me.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
But I don't think this is funny.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Well I can see that, dude, like I'm sorry to
break the knees to you, Like you left your wallet
at the bar, I'm trying to call give it back,
and then I see a picture of a.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Girl would listen to me, listen to listen, strawl or
whatever the hell's going on your stone? You think this
is funny.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I'm joking with you, dude, I got you. I don't
know her, dude.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I mean I know her because like she was in
there the other night with you, but like I just
remember her name or whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
But yeah, no, it's all good. Bro, still your girl?
What what?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
What do I see my wallet back?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yes, sorry dude, Like sometimes DOC just can't help a joke,
you know, like Life of a Bartender. So hey, yeah,
I can get your wallet back to you.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
So you come down here, just like going to cost
you like two hundred What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
What are you saying?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Like, bring two hundred bucks and it's yours?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Bro, I I pray the your job right now.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Because I'll come down there and I will get my wallet.
Yeah for two hundred bucks, dude.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
No, I'll come down there and I'll get my wallet one.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Hundred and fifty bucks. Dude, hard bar you drive a
hard bargain. But DONK can go as low as one
hundred and fifty. That's fine.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Oh don this what's gonna happen.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
I'm gonna come down there and if you do have
my wallet, if my wallet is in that facility.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
You are going to give it to me. I don't
even give it about the wallet.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Actually, I'm gonna come down there and i'm gonna I'm
gonna take your face, okay, and I'm gonna let you
really understand your own bar what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Sort of confused, I'm gonna kick donk. Does that make
any sense to do? So?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
So my advice to you, because I'm gonna come down
there right now, don't be there. Leave the wallet with
someone else because if I see you when I get there,
there's gonna be a problem.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Like what kind of problem, dude, I'm still confused.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
I'm gonna take my wallet.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Oh drop that? Yeah, all right, totally got it now, bro.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Then I'll just let you know this is actually Jewbel
from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you
and your girl from Michelle set you up.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
It's a joke.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
She said, she stopped you out your your wallet on
the way home yesterday.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
My shall.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
I am painting back and forth.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Oh my god, we thought every morning with a jew
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Jubile phone.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties only.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
On ninety six seven, Kiss that tumb.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Hello.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Yes, Hello, this is Ted Dibodeau. I'm calling from restoration.
I was looking for Kristen who has a very expensive
Tiffany's vase up in here.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Oh yeah, that for you?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yes, ready to be picked up. I'm so sorry? What
was that?
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Is it ready? Can?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
I is it ready to be picked up?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
That's right?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Calling?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Well, we have already picked it up. Yes, we've we've
picked all all of it up.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
But you know, I mean you're ready for me to
pick it up, like I can come get it today?
Speaker 6 (05:23):
Will Technically I guess yes, you could come get it.
But I'm calling to sort of go over some details
with you about that respiration of that Tiffany vace that that.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
You all had.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
They're a nice piece, probably pretty it's pretty expensive piece
as well.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Is there a problem?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Will? You know?
Speaker 6 (05:44):
What my grandma always told me is that you try
to look you don't see problems if you see solutions.
And that's so that's the way I choose to look
at things. So if you're gonna ask me if there
is a problem, I'm just gonna say no, because there's
always a solution for everything.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
That's what my grandma told me.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
So I like to think that there's just a creative
way to find a solution for something to happened.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Okay, so you're saying there's a problem, but that base
is worth six thousand dollars, so there need to not
be problems.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Right? Well?
Speaker 6 (06:14):
You know, like I said, this all depends how you
look at the situation, just like my grandma always told me.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
So I don't need any more Grandma story.
Speaker 6 (06:23):
You like peanut brittles, find a chance you like peanut britle,
big peanubrill fan.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Why the hell are you asking me about peanut brittle?
What is going on with the vet?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
No?
Speaker 6 (06:32):
I just wonder because you know, some people, it's really
a polarizing treat that peanut brittle, isn't it? Because some
people really like peanut brittle. Some people don't like it
at all. It's like one way or the other with that.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
What does that have to do with you calling me
about my base?
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Will? Okay, I'll just go ahead and get right to
it them, because I can tell you very concerned, good.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Yes, one of our work is he in the back?
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Did I realize that that base was all clean and
ready to go? And he thought it was a cane dish,
so he put some peanut brittle in it and decided
to heat it up in the microwave. Which I don't
know why you would heat peanutritle up in the microwave anyway.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
That's that upset me.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
But yes, so that that base is actually uh dead
and gone. And I'm so sorry to break that news
to you. It's didn't gone.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
You're telling me at a business that restores man, Yes,
someone took one of one of your employees took one
of those pieces and put food in it and put
it in the microwave.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yes, I'm just.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Like your mind.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Are you out of your mind? How is that possible that.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
That could happen?
Speaker 6 (07:43):
And I want to let you know I did have
some harsh words with that employee. I said, I said, hey, hey, now,
what are you thinking? That is a that is one
of our customers very expensive vases that you put peanut
brittle in and put it in the microwave.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I said that, Tom, you.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Think that's being hard on employee? You said, are you
kidding me? You should say, what's the are you doing? Man?
You don't put antique bases in a microwa. I'm sorry.
I don't even care about the employee conversation, like, what
are you going to do to fix it? Because you're
telling me you've destroyed an antique family heirloom that's been
passed down for generations. It's worth thousands of dollars. So
(08:24):
what is happening now?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Will?
Speaker 6 (08:26):
I am prepared to offer you some of the peanut
brittle that was brought in.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
It's very good, it's delicious. We put that on a
plate and wrapped it up for you. Ver.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Now you I've got to you kidding me right now
that you're talking about this peanut brittle.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
So you're not a peanut brittle fan?
Speaker 6 (08:41):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
When I'm picking up what if.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Are you offering me peanut bartle? You think I give
a about peanut britle when you've destroyed a base worth
thousands of dollars?
Speaker 6 (08:51):
If you will brittle brittle, I mean it's top notch
peanut brittle.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
I'm just what are you doing about my thing?
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Hey, Kristin, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your husband set
you up.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Oh my god. Okay, well I'm going to be a
widow soon.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
It's a joke.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
He said that you took your very expensive vasin to
be clean, that he wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Oh my god, thank god. If I hear peanut Britil
one more time, I'm going to lose it.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
We thought every morning with a two bol phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties.