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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Another both phone Frank weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
That then, Hello, Hi, I was looking for Ken.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Who that's me? Hi got him.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
My name is Trevor, and I work for your company.
Like I just got hired the other day, and so
you're the like the owner you know and stuff. So
I figured I should call you to alert you to
like something.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah, what you work for us? I don't know you, Trevor.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
You know, I just got hired in the IT department.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Okay, so what what are you calling about?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Well, so, like I don't know what your cousin did,
but like he took the whole website down. And then also,
what do you mean.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
He took the whole website down?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah, Like I don't know why your cousin did that,
but like I figured I should call you because kind
of a big deal.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
You know.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
What do you mean my cousin are you talking about? Well?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Okay, so, like I know I shouldn't be answering the
phone yet, you know, but like the phone was ringing
and then I picked it up, and then this guy
was He said he was your cousin and he needed
me to give him access to all of our customer
data on the website log.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
In and everything, Trevor, did you give data to somebody
who called on the phone?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah, your cousin, don't.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
I don't have a cousin who would What did he.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Say his name was?
Speaker 2 (01:46):
He said, well, he didn't say his name, so he
was just.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
You gave this.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Information to somebody who didn't even give you a name.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Well not just.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
It wasn't just contact.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Number somebody, it was your cousin.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Okay, I don't have a cousin, all right, so I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Do you have a cousin.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
You got a call from somebody who said there was
my cousin.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yeah, your cousin.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
You gave them information. I don't even have a cousin
who would call and ask for this information?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Well, so I don't know, Like I don't know how
close you are with your family or whatever, but you
do have a cousin that called. And then they were like, hey,
you know Ken, the owner of the company, And I
was like, well, I don't know him personally. I guess
now we kind of know each other, but like I
was like, I just got hired here and I don't
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know him personally. And then they said, yeah, well that's
my cousin, and I need all.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Ever, I need you to understand something I don't have.
I do not have a cousin who would call.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
No, you do, though, because they did call, And I
don't want to, like know, I know you're the owner
of the company. Company, so I don't want to argue
with you. But have you heard of hackers, Trevor?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Have you ever heard of a hacker? You just gave
you just gave our information to some sort of hacker.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
No, it was your Is your cousin a hacker?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
What the hell is wrong with you, Trevor. Well, there's
the reason why you're not supposed to open answer the
phone is because.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
You don't know what you're doing.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Do you know what you've done to this company?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Trevor? Where are you right now? I don't really know,
because like I thought, like you know, your cousin was
going to do something with the information, but then like
all of a sudden.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Not my freaking cousin.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Do you have a head injury?
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Is not my cousin?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Okay? But why, Like I guess I'm confused, and like
why would you say he's your cousin?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Oh, Trevor, what you've done all of our customer information
is on that website, like you have really said in Jesus, Trevor,
and the website is down. How are we going to
do business?
Speaker 3 (04:07):
How did you even get a job?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Where are you?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Where are you?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
What are you on? Well? I guess this is like
a bad time because you know, I just started like
a week ago.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
But I was gonna it's an extremely bad time, Trevor,
and it's gonna get worse.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
What for are you?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
And I am coming to see you right now.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I was gonna ask for like a little bit of
a raise. Is this not a good time?
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Well?
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Yeah, yeah, right, So you just pack your stuff and
you get the out of this building.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
You got of this building before I find you?
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Ken, This is actually Jubil from the Jewbeil Show doing
a phone brank on you.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
But yeah, and your employees Daisy set you up. It's
a joke. Oh so no breach, No, she wanted to
mess with you.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
We thought. Every morning with a jew Bull phone Pranks
Weekday Mornings on the twenties is another ju Bull phone
prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties only on ninety six
seven Kiss that than.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Hello, Hi, this is Pedkins.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
I'm the assistant to the vice principal here middle school,
and I was looking for Kevin's mama, Vanessa.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Uh, this is she is everything.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Okay, Oh, well, you know what we do need to
have a little bit of a conversation about your boy Kevin.
Hoping to get out in front of something and see
if we can solve this problem before the school year
really gets underway. Uh, yeah, what's going on? He has
not paid his bill. I'm calling to really collect payment
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on that.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
He hasn't paid his bill.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Yeah, and so he's been Uh, he's been standing. He's
been standing for a week straight now in class, all
his classes. He's just standing up. He's been complaining a
little bit. But the next step is going to be
he's have to work it off. In attention. I've already
got him doing a few things around the around the
school grounds and later on today he'll be washing my
car instead of doing English. But yeah, wanted to collect
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payment though.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
What what the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
He's been standing? What does that mean? What are you saying?
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Yeah, he's been he's been standing. He can't can't sit
down unfortunately, because he hasn't paid his bill.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
What bill?
Speaker 5 (06:32):
What are you talking about Oh well, maybe you're not aware,
but this year we're teaching our kids about economics.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
It's a new thing that we're doing here.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Yeah, we're teaching about being smart financial members of society.
And there's a five dollars per day desk rental fee.
And he still has not paid his bill, so therefore
he cannot sit. So he's really the only one we
got in school who hasn't paid his bill. Everybody else
paid their bill, so he's just standing in class. And also,
you know, he's having to work it off if he
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wants to sit down, he's got to do a bunch
of stuff around school. He's already going to wash my
car today, so we got him doing some things. But
I'm just calling to see if I can collect payment
on that, otherwise it's going to be delinquent and affect
his credit score.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
What do you mean they're the destinence will fee.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
We never got parents, never got anything in the mail
about this.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I never got sent home anything, no emails, nothing.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Well, yeah, that's the other part of the thing is
we're also trying to teach our children to be effective communicators.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
So he was supposed to be communicating that with you.
Did he not.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
No, nobody's communicated anything with me. That is the school responsibility.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
If you want to make up a new rule, that's
also it sounds kind of illegal. This is a public school.
This is private I don't pay for him to go here.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Right, and we're doing our best to teach our kids
to be contributing members of society and teach him all
about finances and credit and everything else. He's also a
little bit late on his hallway usage fee. Every time
they use the hallway, we charge them fifty cents.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
You're charging the student's fifty cents to use the hallway.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Yep, every time they use the hallway.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
There is one free pass they get per day, but
after that they got a toll. It's just like being
on the roads, you know, when you're commuting to work
and stuff like that. So we're teaching him a little
bit about that as well. So it's fifty cents every
time they use the hallway. He's laid on that as well.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
You're not getting any ridiculous, all.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Right, Well, I guess I see where it starts. Uh.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
A lot of times kids learn their bad behavior from
the home.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
So obviously you don't pay your bills much, do you.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
How dare you talk to me like that?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Please?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
You know our family pay everything on time.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Well, this trickles down, doesn't it. That's what I've noticed.
It trickles down generation to generation. Poor financial planning, poor
financial responsibility tends to go all the way down to
the kids. And that must be why your little Kevin
can't pay his desk rental fee, because momma and Dadda
don't like to pay the bills.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
That's just what I'm guessing.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
You are such a who are you?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
What is different?
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Then?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
I'm sorry? What was that? I was distracted by the
harsh words that were used.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I'm going to come down to the school right now,
and I'm going to bring.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
My husband and he's going to whoop your.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Eyes you try to make our some wash your car.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I'm happy to talk to my husband.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Well, I'll have you know that physical threats against me
don't work very well. So you go ahead and bring
your husband once, Adam.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
So sorry, it's a promise.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Okay, yes, And when that happens, I will cry and
I will kiss him straight on the mouth. What yep,
I'll cry. He'll punch me in the face. I'll cry
and then I'll kiss him straight on the lips, kiss
him right on his white hot mouth.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Is that what you want?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
What?
Speaker 5 (09:46):
Hey, Vanessa, this is actually Jewbil from the Jewbel Show
doing a phone brank on you and your husband set
you up.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Oh what, it's a joke.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
He said that your son just he started middle school
and he wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Oh my god, I was so angry.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
I couldn't even see straight.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
I really, I was packing up from work. I'll come
down and beat them, we thought, every morning with a
jubole phone pranks weekday mornings on the twenties,