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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, this is another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on
the twenties only on ninety six seven. Kiss that Son. Hello,
Hi is this Isaac?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Yeah, it's Isaac.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Hi Isaac. Nice to meet you. It's a pleasure. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Who is this?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I'm sorry I forgot to introduce myself. Didn't die Sometimes
I'll do that. I'm one of your neighbors. And you
just moved into the neighborhood. My name is Juniper Ravensbrook.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
How are you. I'm good. What is this called pertaining to?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Well, I just wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood
because I saw you move in and I have noticed
you taking your evening runs by my house. So you're
a fast one.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah, it'd be.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Hard to catch if someone were trained, n ac. Oh nothing.
I just think you're a fast runner. So if someone
were trying to, you know, run after you, chase you
down or something, you'd probably get away pretty easy.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah. Okay, well listen, I'm getting ready.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
For my day. Great. Good, And you know what, it's
cool that you're getting ready for your day. That's nice
because I always say we need to live every day
like it's our last. Anyway, I'm just calling you because
I wanted to go over a few things for Halloween.
Because it's Halloween month, it's scary time, it's my favorite
time of year, and we all get into it in
the neighborhood and I'm sort of the Halloween welcoming committee.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I guess you could say.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Okay, well, if we could expid it a little bit,
I got a lot of stuff I like.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yes, absolutely, I just wanted to issue a warning to you,
just a.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Little bit of a warning.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Those are warning, Yes, So I decorate my house for
Halloween every year, and I know that you run by
my house every night, they see you on your quick round,
you fat and I just wanted to let you know
that not to be alarmed, because I tend to have
some very realistic Halloween decorts and sometimes it's shocking to people.
(02:07):
So I just wanted you to be aware of that.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Well, you know, I mean, I don't know how your
current neighbors are dealing with it, but I don't want
anything grab I can kind of children because of the kids.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Well, if you'd like to come over, I can go
over the decorations with you and maybe even some include
you in it.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
If you'd like.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
No, I don't want to help you decorate, man, I
just like I would love it if you would come
over and help me decorate my house for Halloween.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
No, no, no, sure, sure, I'm not coming over to
help you decorate your house. I have my house, you
have your house, and honestly, your phone call is getting
a little, a little weird.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
You could just stop on one of your runs and then,
you know, be a part of the decoration process.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
No, no, sure, Listen, I don't even know you, and
I figure if you want to come over and meet us,
you want to come over and meet us, sure, stop by,
say hi, drop off.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I would like easy guard. I really would like to
use you to decorate my house Halloween.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Use me to like decorate your house. Yes, you sound
I'm not coming over there you're gonna do somebody.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
He's a fit person, a fit boy. Thank you today
to decorate? Okay?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
What sometimes be careful when you're running by my house
during this time of year, the spooky season, because there.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Are you know something.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
No, no, no, actually I think you should be careful
calling me in the morning with a trip on something.
Maybe you know what I'm not even gonna.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Go with this morning.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I'm gonna call the cops. That's it.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
If we could okay, if we could not involve the police,
that would be great, because I'm tired.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Of them coming over to my place.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Oh yeah, I'm sure you're tired. You probably got bodies
tied up in your basement.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Because what they've stopped at my place before, because it
was so realistic this time of year that I don't
want to call back.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
No no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Okay, yeah, and I'll see you soon.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I'm calling the.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Cops, the cops.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
He's like you, Yeah, well, I don't like you when
I'm calling the cops right now.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Okay, Well, I'll let you know that this is actually
Jubil from the Jubil Show.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Doing a phone brank on you and your wife. Set
you up, Jesus guy.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
She said that you guys just moved into a new
neighborhood and she wanted to.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Mess with you.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
As soon as you decorate.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah. I was like, I don't know who this is.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I'm not gonna let anybody go. Isaacaly, you have a
good day now. We were to live everyone that can last.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
We thought every morning with a jewbil Phone Pranks Weekday
Mornings on the twenties is another jubil Phone.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Prank Weekday Mornings on the twenties only on ninety six
seven Kiss that Them.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
Hello, Yeah, Hi, my name is Trevor. I'm calling from
Alterations and I was looking for Maggie who has a
bridesmaid's dress in here being altered for a wedding.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yeah, this is Trevor. Hi.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
I mean I'm trying to pick up my dress. Is
it ready?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (05:08):
Okay, Well, so something has kind of happened and the
dress is.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Like, something has happened. What do you mean something has happened?
What's wrong with my dress?
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Well, we can maybe get it patched up real quick today.
But the smell is what do you mean it's pretty?
Speaker 5 (05:26):
You're talking about that there's a patch in a smell?
What happened to my dress?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (05:31):
So in full transparency, so like there was a costume
contest cutest pet costume and so like I used your
dress and put it on a little hoofyvert and the
good news is that we won because like nobody's ever
seen a mini horse in a bridesmaid dress before.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
What are you talking about? You put my dress on
a mini horse for a costume contest. What is going
on the.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Good news is that we want but then also.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
I don't care. I don't care you need to fix
my dress. I want my money back, and this is absurd.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
We did win the contest, though, and one seven hundred dollars,
and I'm willing to give you care two hundred of it.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
You ruined my bridelay dress, which was I spent over
two thousand dollars on it. Because again I'm the native honor.
It's my best friend, puddy, and you're telling me that
you put on a course.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
To win a car movie for hundred dollars.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
What was your name again, Tyler Trevor, Trevor Trevor. I
would like to speak to a manager please right now?
Speaker 6 (06:30):
Are you sure, because like right now? Okay, Well, I'll
put you on hold real quick and then I'll send
you to a manager.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Okay, do not put me on hold.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Do not put me on hold.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Or I'll give you to the manager.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
One second. It's a great name. Alterations is Peedecins. How
can help? I don't know who what you're doing, but
Tyler Or Trevor Trevor, Yeah, that's my nephew Trevor that
you were just talking to. Is there a problem?
Speaker 5 (06:58):
I don't care. Who would you took my stress and
you ruined it. You put on like a horse or something,
and it's gone. It needs to be catched up as smells.
So I want to let you know that that's really.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Just one second there are you saying that Trevor took
your bridesmaid stress and put it on his mini horse
little hoofy vert?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yes, okay, this is the first time learning about this.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Okay, well, well I need my money back, and I
don't just want two hundred dollars from him winning a competition.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I want my that's I mean, that is ridiculous. We don't.
I mean that, you know, definitely frown on that kind
of behavior and using any of our customers items for
anything other than altering and cleaning. And what was your
name again? I'm so sorry I didn't I didn't catch
your name. Maggie.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
My name is Maggie, and my best friend is getting
married in two days. I'm the native honor and he
told me that and I need it back.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I got you. This is I'm outrageous and this is
not the kind of customer service we offer here. Give
you just two seconds, please, Maggie Trevor. Oh you tech
Maggie's dress and put it on a little hoofy.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
Vert, go for costume call tost you go see the picture?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, bring it over. Hold on one second, Meg, I
am storm. Oh well that is cute. That is really cute. Maggie.
You gotta see the picture though, Okay, I don't.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
I don't know what the you are doing, but this.
I don't have time for this.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
You ruin my dress.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
I don't know what this is running, but.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
This is boy. You gotta see the dress on the
many horse. I had no idea how funny would be.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
I'm calling a cop and pity screw you. I don't
think you were. This is not I don't know how you.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Hey, Maggie, this is a frank phone call. I should
tell you that too. What this is actual Jubel from
the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
And are you kidding?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Your friend Casey set you up. She said that you're
her maid of honor this weekend. She thought she's excited
about it.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
With a phone prank, that's so annoying and why did
she she sucked us up. Yeah, I can't believe that
I fell for my dress on a mini horse.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
We thought that every morning with a jubil phone pranks
weekday mornings on the twenties.