August 6, 2025 • 8 mins
Get ready for a double dose of chaos and comedy in this episode of Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show! First, Jubal poses as a Visa rep to inform Josh that he’s on the hook for fraudulent charges—only to reveal that the thief was his own roommate! Then, Andrea gets a call from the “Homeowners Association” about unauthorized residents… who turn out to be hummingbirds. Yes, hummingbirds.
From fake fines to helicopter surveillance, these pranks push the limits of absurdity and deliver nonstop laughs. Whether it’s Josh nearly losing it over bogus charges or Andrea threatening to train birds for revenge, this episode is packed with outrageous reactions and unforgettable moments.
Tune in for the best kind of morning mayhem—only on The Jubal Show, weekday mornings on the 20s, exclusively on 96.7 KISS FM.
From fake fines to helicopter surveillance, these pranks push the limits of absurdity and deliver nonstop laughs. Whether it’s Josh nearly losing it over bogus charges or Andrea threatening to train birds for revenge, this episode is packed with outrageous reactions and unforgettable moments.
Tune in for the best kind of morning mayhem—only on The Jubal Show, weekday mornings on the 20s, exclusively on 96.7 KISS FM.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the
twenties only on ninety six seven Kiss that them.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hello, Hey, it's a great day here at v some
My name was Pete Eakins. I was looking for our customer, Josh.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
This is he I help you.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Hi, Josh, how are you doing today? I'm okay, Hey, listen,
I'm calling you because you recently had your credit card
stolen and a bunch of charges on it. Yeah, and
it was a nightmare to pick.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
It's like a customer survey about that, and I would
love to complain.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Oh well, no, this is not a customer survey about it.
I'm actually calling to talk to you about some issues
that we had with that. I'm so sorry. Okay, what
are they? Well, you are actually going to be responsible
for all of those charges that were charged on your
card when it was stolen, Like, hell, I am what happened? Well,
(01:05):
the person that you spoke to when your card was
originally stolen that reversed all the charges made a mistake.
They were new to the company, and so I'm fixing
that for them.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Okay, Well fix it right, don't fix it in a
way that screws me. I can't imagine why it would
be my fault my car was stolen, wasn't it could
make me responsible for that when it's going outside of
your guy's.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Terms of service. Well, we hear a Visa. We take
a lot of pride in our card and we also
expect that our customers do the same. I think you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Were you there, Visa can kiss my If you think
that I'm going to pay these fraudulent charges.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Well, it's just that we do feel like our customers
should be more responsible with their belongings. And it sounds
like you lost your card and somebody found it.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I didn't lose my card and somebody found it.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Somebody stole my whole wallet. I had to go get.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
A new idea.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Was an absolute nightmare to deal with every bit of it,
and it took me forever to get a real person
when I called to.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Complain about it.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I just kept getting stuck in this loop of an
automated service. You can stop with them right now because
it's nothing but condescending, pissing.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Me fall Okay, Josh, I just want to let you
know I'm listening, and that is my way of active listening.
To let you know that I'm hearing you and what you're.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
That's your way of ignoring me. Why you wait for
your chance to tell me how I'm getting screwed by
your company?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
So your need to start.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I squear to God with the again. Let me talk
to your supervisor. I'm sorry? What was that? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I know that it's still your way of ignoring me
while you're waiting for.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Your chance to talk.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Give me a solution, give me a supervisor, give me something.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I'm so sorry. What was that? What'd you say? I'm
so sorry? You me ignoring me?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
It is disrespectful.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Okay, Josh, I hear you, and I see you, and You're.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Lucky I can't see you, because then I'd be able
to come up and find you, or at the very least,
figure out who.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
You are and get you fired. There's no way that
this business this is going to.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Treat their customers like this and expect to keep them.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Okay. I should also add we did find the name
of the person who stole your card. Are you interested
in that? Oh? Is it you? Well? No, it was
not me. Their name was Devin. Are you me right now?
That's my roomy? My goodness? Well, I guess we got
to watch we Room with don't we get your break? Hey,
(03:23):
this is actually Jewbel from the Jubil Show doing a
phone break on you and your roommate. Devin set you
up right now. It's a joke. He said that you
recently got your card stolen and want to mess with you.
Oh my god, my chest is so right now. Oh god,
I was ready to really put my hands in the Martin.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
I feel like he's getting better than.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
We thought that Every morning with a jew Bull phone
pranks weekday mornings on the twenties is another Jubile phone.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Pranks weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Only on maybe six seven kiss that.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Hello, Hi, this is p Deakins. I'm the assistant to
the president of the Homdis Association. I was looking for
our resident Andrea.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Yes, this is she.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Hi, Hi Andrea. How are we doing today? I'm good.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
I help you.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I'm sure you know why I'm calling. I really don't. Okay,
what is it now? Not a single thing?
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Okay, So nothing coming to.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Mine, nothing hitting the top of your dome. There no
reason why the assistant to the vice president of the
Homonis Association would be bringing you up on the phone here.
Nothing at all.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Huh No, I really have no idea why you're calling.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Nothing at all, no reason. Everything's fine. You're not trying
to get over on the Homonies Association at all. Nothing
nothing to see here, folks, right, get.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Over No, I'm not trying to do that.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I don't know you're right.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Okay. Well, let's talk about the unapproved residence that you
have staying at your home.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
I don't have anyone staying at my home.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
M hm. Did you need to think about that a
little moura Andrea?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
No, I don't.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
It's just might me and my husband and our family.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Like, there's no one else here.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
At last count, there were seven of them.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
There's there's only four of us, So I have no
I think you have the wrong number.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Okay, Well, let's just talk about the new addition to
your backyard.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
The new additions to be a permit.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
For that either, and that is obviously where the residents
that you're housing and harboring are coming from.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Are you talking about my hummingbird theater?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Oh? And there it is. She just knew all along,
she just didn't want to say anything. Yes, that is
an unapproved hummingbird feeder, and so far I've counted seven
hummingbirds and those will count as residents in your house
that are not registered with the Homowness Association, and therefore
we will be levying some pretty big fines.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Wait, hold on.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
A second, Hold on a second.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I didn't know I had to get.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
A hummingbird feeder approved.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Also, how are you able to see in my backyard?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yes, yes, you do need to get a hummingbird feeder approved.
It is attached to your house, doesn't matter how and
there was no permit, no approval from the Homeowness Association,
and therefore it is against our code not to mention
that the hummingbirds have been frequenting it quite a bit
in all hours of the day and a few at night.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Wait a minute, you've been watching my backyard?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Yes, I have, ever since I noticed the new edition
that you have on your house and all the critters
that you've been inviting.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Over critters, I'm feeding the birds.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Mm hmmmm mmm.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
No, but I'm saying no, literally, it doesn't even matter
what I choose to do in my own backyard for one.
For two, I can't control the wildlife outside. Mm hmm. Okay,
okay mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I lets talk about the noise complaints too. Life complaints
from what well from me? Because when I've been watching
the bird feeder, I've seen you in the back on
a chair and you scoot the chair rather loudly. That
is a disturbance because I measured it on my decibel
meter and it is a little bit too loud. You
shouldn't even.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Be in my backyard. That is such an invasion of privacy.
You shouldn't be looking at me through my fence. You
shouldn't be watching what we're doing. What kind of creep
are you?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Just to let you know I was not in your
backyard because I know that would be wrong for me
to come on your property. I was in a helicopter
that I rented above your backyard the other day, and
I had some binoculars and I was checking things out.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Wait a minute, you rented a helicopter to spy on
me in my own backyard.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Well, when you have a job like I do, sometimes
you have to get things done in different ways and
find ways to problem solve. Just let you know there
will be a violation and a fee of a thousand
dollars in your mailbox by the end of the day.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
All right, that's a thousand dollars over a bird feeder.
And honestly, I don't even know if you could train hummingbirds,
but I'm going to try to figure it out so
that I can have them fly over to your office
and poke your eyes out because you.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Are a crazy perfect Hey, Andrea.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your husband set you up.
It's a joke.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Oh my god, I'm gonna kill him.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
He said that you got a new hummingbird feeder and
you're really excited about it. If you want to mess
with you.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
He gave me so much crap for the hummingbird feeders,
and he was like, you know, they'll probably.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Try to say something about it.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Oh I am like, my heart is racingly all.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
I am so glad this is the pranks. I was
ready to lose my mind.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Oh my god, wait thought that every morning with the
two bolt phone pranks, weekday mornings on that twenties
This is another jubile phone crank weekday mornings on the
twenties only on ninety six seven Kiss that them.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hello, Hey, it's a great day here at v some
My name was Pete Eakins. I was looking for our customer, Josh.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
This is he I help you.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Hi, Josh, how are you doing today? I'm okay, Hey, listen,
I'm calling you because you recently had your credit card
stolen and a bunch of charges on it. Yeah, and
it was a nightmare to pick.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
It's like a customer survey about that, and I would
love to complain.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Oh well, no, this is not a customer survey about it.
I'm actually calling to talk to you about some issues
that we had with that. I'm so sorry. Okay, what
are they? Well, you are actually going to be responsible
for all of those charges that were charged on your
card when it was stolen, Like, hell, I am what happened? Well,
(01:05):
the person that you spoke to when your card was
originally stolen that reversed all the charges made a mistake.
They were new to the company, and so I'm fixing
that for them.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Okay, Well fix it right, don't fix it in a
way that screws me. I can't imagine why it would
be my fault my car was stolen, wasn't it could
make me responsible for that when it's going outside of
your guy's.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Terms of service. Well, we hear a Visa. We take
a lot of pride in our card and we also
expect that our customers do the same. I think you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Were you there, Visa can kiss my If you think
that I'm going to pay these fraudulent charges.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Well, it's just that we do feel like our customers
should be more responsible with their belongings. And it sounds
like you lost your card and somebody found it.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I didn't lose my card and somebody found it.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Somebody stole my whole wallet. I had to go get.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
A new idea.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Was an absolute nightmare to deal with every bit of it,
and it took me forever to get a real person
when I called to.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Complain about it.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I just kept getting stuck in this loop of an
automated service. You can stop with them right now because
it's nothing but condescending, pissing.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Me fall Okay, Josh, I just want to let you
know I'm listening, and that is my way of active listening.
To let you know that I'm hearing you and what you're.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
That's your way of ignoring me. Why you wait for
your chance to tell me how I'm getting screwed by
your company?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
So your need to start.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I squear to God with the again. Let me talk
to your supervisor. I'm sorry? What was that? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I know that it's still your way of ignoring me
while you're waiting for.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Your chance to talk.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Give me a solution, give me a supervisor, give me something.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I'm so sorry. What was that? What'd you say? I'm
so sorry? You me ignoring me?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
It is disrespectful.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Okay, Josh, I hear you, and I see you, and You're.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Lucky I can't see you, because then I'd be able
to come up and find you, or at the very least,
figure out who.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
You are and get you fired. There's no way that
this business this is going to.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Treat their customers like this and expect to keep them.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Okay. I should also add we did find the name
of the person who stole your card. Are you interested
in that? Oh? Is it you? Well? No, it was
not me. Their name was Devin. Are you me right now?
That's my roomy? My goodness? Well, I guess we got
to watch we Room with don't we get your break? Hey,
(03:23):
this is actually Jewbel from the Jubil Show doing a
phone break on you and your roommate. Devin set you
up right now. It's a joke. He said that you
recently got your card stolen and want to mess with you.
Oh my god, my chest is so right now. Oh god,
I was ready to really put my hands in the Martin.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
I feel like he's getting better than.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
We thought that Every morning with a jew Bull phone
pranks weekday mornings on the twenties is another Jubile phone.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Pranks weekday mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Only on maybe six seven kiss that.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Hello, Hi, this is p Deakins. I'm the assistant to
the president of the Homdis Association. I was looking for
our resident Andrea.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
Yes, this is she.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Hi, Hi Andrea. How are we doing today? I'm good.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
I help you.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I'm sure you know why I'm calling. I really don't. Okay,
what is it now? Not a single thing?
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Okay, So nothing coming to.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Mine, nothing hitting the top of your dome. There no
reason why the assistant to the vice president of the
Homonis Association would be bringing you up on the phone here.
Nothing at all.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Huh No, I really have no idea why you're calling.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Nothing at all, no reason. Everything's fine. You're not trying
to get over on the Homonies Association at all. Nothing
nothing to see here, folks, right, get.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Over No, I'm not trying to do that.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I don't know you're right.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Okay. Well, let's talk about the unapproved residence that you
have staying at your home.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
I don't have anyone staying at my home.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
M hm. Did you need to think about that a
little moura Andrea?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
No, I don't.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
It's just might me and my husband and our family.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Like, there's no one else here.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
At last count, there were seven of them.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
There's there's only four of us, So I have no
I think you have the wrong number.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Okay, Well, let's just talk about the new addition to
your backyard.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
The new additions to be a permit.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
For that either, and that is obviously where the residents
that you're housing and harboring are coming from.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Are you talking about my hummingbird theater?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Oh? And there it is. She just knew all along,
she just didn't want to say anything. Yes, that is
an unapproved hummingbird feeder, and so far I've counted seven
hummingbirds and those will count as residents in your house
that are not registered with the Homowness Association, and therefore
we will be levying some pretty big fines.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Wait, hold on.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
A second, Hold on a second.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I didn't know I had to get.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
A hummingbird feeder approved.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Also, how are you able to see in my backyard?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yes, yes, you do need to get a hummingbird feeder approved.
It is attached to your house, doesn't matter how and
there was no permit, no approval from the Homeowness Association,
and therefore it is against our code not to mention
that the hummingbirds have been frequenting it quite a bit
in all hours of the day and a few at night.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Wait a minute, you've been watching my backyard?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Yes, I have, ever since I noticed the new edition
that you have on your house and all the critters
that you've been inviting.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Over critters, I'm feeding the birds.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Mm hmmmm mmm.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
No, but I'm saying no, literally, it doesn't even matter
what I choose to do in my own backyard for one.
For two, I can't control the wildlife outside. Mm hmm. Okay,
okay mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I lets talk about the noise complaints too. Life complaints
from what well from me? Because when I've been watching
the bird feeder, I've seen you in the back on
a chair and you scoot the chair rather loudly. That
is a disturbance because I measured it on my decibel
meter and it is a little bit too loud. You
shouldn't even.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Be in my backyard. That is such an invasion of privacy.
You shouldn't be looking at me through my fence. You
shouldn't be watching what we're doing. What kind of creep
are you?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Just to let you know I was not in your
backyard because I know that would be wrong for me
to come on your property. I was in a helicopter
that I rented above your backyard the other day, and
I had some binoculars and I was checking things out.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Wait a minute, you rented a helicopter to spy on
me in my own backyard.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Well, when you have a job like I do, sometimes
you have to get things done in different ways and
find ways to problem solve. Just let you know there
will be a violation and a fee of a thousand
dollars in your mailbox by the end of the day.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
All right, that's a thousand dollars over a bird feeder.
And honestly, I don't even know if you could train hummingbirds,
but I'm going to try to figure it out so
that I can have them fly over to your office
and poke your eyes out because you.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Are a crazy perfect Hey, Andrea.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your husband set you up.
It's a joke.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Oh my god, I'm gonna kill him.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
He said that you got a new hummingbird feeder and
you're really excited about it. If you want to mess
with you.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
He gave me so much crap for the hummingbird feeders,
and he was like, you know, they'll probably.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Try to say something about it.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Oh I am like, my heart is racingly all.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
I am so glad this is the pranks. I was
ready to lose my mind.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Oh my god, wait thought that every morning with the
two bolt phone pranks, weekday mornings on that twenties
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