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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Warning everybody. It's DJ Envy, just hilarious.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Charlamagne the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Let's get
to the latest with Lauren.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Lauren be coming a straight fast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
She gets them from somebody that knows, somebody.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I'm not long gud, that knows a little bit about everything.
She'd be having the latest on the latest with Lauren
la Rosa.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Sometimes you have in fact, sometimes you have details. Sometimes
you have a little.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Bit of everything. So it's the leader on the Breakfast Club,
all right.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Now, Lauren is on vacation, she's on her birthday vacation,
so she's been sending me the stories.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
And we're gonna start off with Mike Epps.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
If you follow comedian Mike Epps yesterday he apologized that
his whole apology on his Instagram yesterday. Well, first, he
was on the Jim Jones podcast about a week ago
talking about people that just came home and how we
celebrate people that just came home.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
So for black men, all these gangsters running around talking
to the streets, straight trauma, with a lot been through hell.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
You get them them.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
The crabby on the side of the building crying. They
hard out for our young, for our youth. We have
to start targeting and gearing celebrating those journeys. Those are
the wrong journeys to celebrate.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
Young man.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
There's no reward for coming home after thirty years. You
don't get no care package. You are failure. Get your
ass out here and help these kids. Hey, that back forward.
You see what I'm saying. That's the reward.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
So what do you say wrong? I wouldn't say that
they're a failure. But I think when it comes to
celebrating people who come home from jail, it depends.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
What they were in prison for. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
If you were a political prisoner. Yeah, but he's not
wrong about celebrating the people who come home from prison.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I wouldn't call him a failure.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I would just say that they made poor choices and
they need to go out there and teach the next
generation how not to make those poor choices.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Well, he apologized for saying that yesterday, and this is
what he said during this suppost.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Hy what's up y'all, man, Mike jfs Man, I just
want to get on here and clarify and Carrey a
few things up. Number one about the brothers coming home
from prison and celebrated.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
I've always been a part of reform.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
I got brothers right now from my hometown that I'm
trying to help come home to been in prison forever.
What I was trying to say is we don't want
to send kids mixed messages about coming home from prison
being celebrated, you know, feeling like you got to go
to prison to do thirty forty years to be celebrated.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
I think you guys misunderstood that.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
I wasn't saying that it was wrong to be celebrated,
but we don't want to send a message to the
kids saying prison is great, that you want to go
home and go do thirty years and come home.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
You know, I don't think that's cool.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
So I'm sorry if anybody took it the wrong way
and got offended. I love my brothers. I've been incarcerated myself.
I understand what that is. But I might have said
it the wrong way. But I mean, well, I'm.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
All for reform, and I completely understand what Mike EV's
is saying. I completely understand what he's saying. If you
have a loved one, then what did you have a
twenty thirty years and you happy that that person is home. Yes,
but that is nothing to be celebrated by the masses,
right sell it.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
You're happy that they come home, And I get what
he's saying. We should we should celebrate other things as well.
We should celebrate when people college, when they you know,
become an attorney, or when they grad med school, whatever
that means.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Should celebrate. Yes, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
But then he was on the Breakfast Club. I don't
know if you remember, but he was talking about food
stamps and the fact that he didn't love the fact
that people were on food stamps.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
I'm actually glad they cutting some of these off food
stamps because some of us need to not be on
fool stamps, because it's a trickle down the fit. You
get the fool stamps, then you go buy the food
to give you cancer. Then you eat the food to
give you cancer. Then you're sad. You walk around here
upset your diet. Now I'm gona tell you some anst
(03:41):
Scott true your diet then sent a lot of to prison.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
They're gonna take all this and put it off after news. Yeah,
and it's gonna say Mike says, you don't.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Need to be on food and you're gonna go viral
and they gonna call you maga, Mike, you gotta finish it. Then, well,
well that was that was conflating two different things. Though
He's right about the diet part. Right, when you eat
bad foods, you know, it leads all types of other things.
But I have no problem with people receiving food there.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Well, he apologized for saying that you know, might be
on food stamps, and about the food stamp thing.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
The thing was misunderstood too.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
What I was saying is is that we need to
break the cycle of being on food stamps. There's three
generations of people that have been on food stamps of grandmother, mother,
and daughter.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
That's crazy. We got or do better. We gotta.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
We can't think that we need assistance. I know there's
some people out there that need assistance. That's well fined
and understood. But there's people out there taking advantage of
the system.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
That's not good.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
So I just want to apologize if I offended anybody.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
You know, I love y'all, man, and keep on doing
the right thing. Peace.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Oh, you got to break the cycle of poverty. You
gotta break the cycle of you know, people not having
financial resources. That's that's that's the conversation.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Yes right.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
And lastly, Ice Tea.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
You know his role on SVU was cut back a
little bit, and he explains why you won't see him
on SVU as much.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
It's just basically business.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
They brought Kelly back, and at the end of the day,
they couldn't really keep both of us on full time
far as budget wise, So they said, okay, what Ice,
what have you come in and out this year? And
that way we could bring everybody wanted Kelly back and
we've got new cops and stuff like that. But I'm
not leaving the show. I'm more concerned with going the
(05:30):
season twenty eight. So this year they said, Ice, we're
gonna work you a little less. Everything was cool with me.
I understood. I said that you're getting rid of me.
They said, no way, we can't imagine Law and Order
without you. I've been on this show for twenty seven years.
I'm not gonna say nothing negative about that show.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
They've taken care of.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
Me for so long, so I just want to get
to season twenty eight. What has happened though, is given
me more time, so I got a chance to.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Do other projects, other things.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
I've worked on music, so don't worry about me, worry
about earths.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I'll be okay.
Speaker 7 (06:01):
So you know I'm a hustler. You give me some
free time. I find a free dime. You doesn't see
what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Twenty seven years is crazy.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Well you know what he said, that was so ill
and all of that though. He said, I ain't gonna
never say nothing bad about them. Been here for twenty
seven years. They treated me great. Absolutely, that's real.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
You've been here to place for twenty seven years, made
hundreds of millions of dollars, and you're gonna have something
negative to say.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Nothing at all. I'm good.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
All right.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Well that's the latest with Laurd And Lauren wanted me
to say, let captain save a skin tone. No that
I get Tony, Brandy and Monica compliments all day. You
could be you could never be Morris Chestnut. His leg
your leg swing when you sit. Laura l Rosso got
crackhead arms damn.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Okay, all right, so she shouldn't talk about legs.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Arms, No limbs. Don't even bring attention to your little limbs. Alright, Well,
dog here to day's coming on. We give me your
donkey two for after the hour man. We need.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
A young man named the non Awry that come to
the front of the congregation. He's been arrested for two
kinds of in decent expos damn it, we'll discuss all right,
We'll get you that next. It's the Breakfast Club.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Good morning, you're checking out the Breakfast Club.
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Speaker 6 (09:48):
With the don't it's.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Time to don't you take a bunch of don'ts around here? Yes,
you are a doct Some donkey to days just said himself.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Oh man, Charlotte Magne, who are you giving a big toname?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Well?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Rob for nine donkey to day for Tuesday November twenty fifth,
damn thanks giving it a couple of days. Huh, Tuesday
don't be twenty fifth Donkey Day for tuoth they en
twenty fifth goes to a.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Thirty year old Iowa man named the non Ari.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Let me start off by telling you all that the
non has been charged with two counts of indecent exposure.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Okay, what is in decent exposure? And decent exposure is a.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Deliberate act of exposing one's genitals in a public place
that is likely to cause offense, our alarm to uthers.
You can't be pulling out your pep and public people.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Okay. You can't pull out your wienie at Walgreens. Your
Pecca can't be pulled out in the Piglow Wiggly, do.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Not pull your Johnson out in the Jersey mics. It's
a damn shame. I have to be the one to
tell you these things. But apparently that is the society
we live in. Okay, of course, to a criminal complaint,
the noon who is the big ass age of thirty
thirty years old? Okay, thirty Steph Curry's number. That is
not a little number. He should know better, but apparently
he doesn't. According to this criminal complaint, drivers saw the
(11:13):
non standing at the back of his car as he
exposed his genitals. The oncoming drivers. Okay, this man, the
non was shifting gears and he wasn't even in a car.
I bet you can't wait to know what highway he
was on, right envy nope huh for two days in
a row on two different interstates. The first incident he
was out there at seven thirty a m. Morning shift
(11:35):
on I eighty Narl Oxford in Iowa. The second incident
was reported around three thirty pm after known shift on
Interstate three eighty near North Liberty, unseething. The trials of
snake in traffic is insanity, okay, but that's the world
we live in, all right.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Now. What concerns me about this situation?
Speaker 4 (11:53):
As this young man told sheriff's deputies that he was
fulfilling an excitement that was currently missing in his blah life.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Those are his words.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
He said he was fulfilling an excitement that was currently
missing in his bla life. So you needed excitement in
your life, so you decided to present the meatstick on
the interstate.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
You needed excitement in your.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Life, so you decided to whip out the one eyed
monster in traffic. All right, guys, it's time to decriminalize
sex work, all right, make prostitution legal. This man was
simply feeling frisky. He was a little hot and bothered.
He could use a hug that turns into sex, right now,
what do you mean you needed excitement in your life,
young man, By excitement, you mean you needed change.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
He wanted cheeks, he wanted.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
That penis snuggie, that bearded clam, that baby cannon. Listen,
young men, you full of testoterone. Find a young woman
to call your wife and enjoy life, all right. Don't
tell me you needed excitement. When people are looking for excitement, okay,
they change environments, all right. That's what normal people do
when they looking for excitement. They just go change environments.
(13:02):
Work from a new spot each week, go on a microadventure,
take different routes the familiar places.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Add a little color to your home environment. That's what
you do when you're looking for excitement. When you horned though,
you want that meat muffin. That's what Denan wanted sex,
all right, talking about he needed excitement. No, you need
a girlfriend, all right. People who want excitement set challenges
every month. They go do some long distance running of
(13:30):
thirty day boxing challenge, ad spontaneous adventions to your calendar.
Go to a new restaurant, okay, a random comedy show.
There's a lot of ways to bring excitement to a
block life. But no, no, no, the noon you are
not being honest with yourself.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
You were horneed okay, a growing gobbling, a lust lizard.
All right, that was you, Denon.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
And if you were ever wondering what purpose of P
Diddy freak off served, look no further than sir horny
A lot the non awry. Please give this young man
the sweet sounds of the hamiltones.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Oh no, you are the doggie of the day, the
dog all the daye. And be over there texting ferociously.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
You are viciously moving your thumbs watching the non awry.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Lauren is actually from the beach texting me. Hell was
Laura texting you from the beach from for this next
topic right here? Thank you for that donkey today.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Just sent me a bunch of middle fingers too. See
she's texting you too. Okay, okay, okay, you funny today?
No limbs was good?
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Okay, all right, Well, thank you for that donkey today, Yes,
ma'am
Warning everybody. It's DJ Envy, just hilarious.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Charlamagne the guy. We are the Breakfast Club. Let's get
to the latest with Lauren.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Lauren be coming a straight fast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
She gets them from somebody that knows, somebody.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I'm not long gud, that knows a little bit about everything.
She'd be having the latest on the latest with Lauren
la Rosa.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Sometimes you have in fact, sometimes you have details. Sometimes
you have a little.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Bit of everything. So it's the leader on the Breakfast Club,
all right.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Now, Lauren is on vacation, she's on her birthday vacation,
so she's been sending me the stories.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
And we're gonna start off with Mike Epps.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
If you follow comedian Mike Epps yesterday he apologized that
his whole apology on his Instagram yesterday. Well, first, he
was on the Jim Jones podcast about a week ago
talking about people that just came home and how we
celebrate people that just came home.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
So for black men, all these gangsters running around talking
to the streets, straight trauma, with a lot been through hell.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
You get them them.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
The crabby on the side of the building crying. They
hard out for our young, for our youth. We have
to start targeting and gearing celebrating those journeys. Those are
the wrong journeys to celebrate.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
Young man.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
There's no reward for coming home after thirty years. You
don't get no care package. You are failure. Get your
ass out here and help these kids. Hey, that back forward.
You see what I'm saying. That's the reward.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
So what do you say wrong? I wouldn't say that
they're a failure. But I think when it comes to
celebrating people who come home from jail, it depends.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
What they were in prison for. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
If you were a political prisoner. Yeah, but he's not
wrong about celebrating the people who come home from prison.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I wouldn't call him a failure.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I would just say that they made poor choices and
they need to go out there and teach the next
generation how not to make those poor choices.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Well, he apologized for saying that yesterday, and this is
what he said during this suppost.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
Hy what's up y'all, man, Mike jfs Man, I just
want to get on here and clarify and Carrey a
few things up. Number one about the brothers coming home
from prison and celebrated.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
I've always been a part of reform.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
I got brothers right now from my hometown that I'm
trying to help come home to been in prison forever.
What I was trying to say is we don't want
to send kids mixed messages about coming home from prison
being celebrated, you know, feeling like you got to go
to prison to do thirty forty years to be celebrated.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
I think you guys misunderstood that.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
I wasn't saying that it was wrong to be celebrated,
but we don't want to send a message to the
kids saying prison is great, that you want to go
home and go do thirty years and come home.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
You know, I don't think that's cool.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
So I'm sorry if anybody took it the wrong way
and got offended. I love my brothers. I've been incarcerated myself.
I understand what that is. But I might have said
it the wrong way. But I mean, well, I'm.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
All for reform, and I completely understand what Mike EV's
is saying. I completely understand what he's saying. If you
have a loved one, then what did you have a
twenty thirty years and you happy that that person is home. Yes,
but that is nothing to be celebrated by the masses,
right sell it.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
You're happy that they come home, And I get what
he's saying. We should we should celebrate other things as well.
We should celebrate when people college, when they you know,
become an attorney, or when they grad med school, whatever
that means.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Should celebrate. Yes, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
But then he was on the Breakfast Club. I don't
know if you remember, but he was talking about food
stamps and the fact that he didn't love the fact
that people were on food stamps.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
I'm actually glad they cutting some of these off food
stamps because some of us need to not be on
fool stamps, because it's a trickle down the fit. You
get the fool stamps, then you go buy the food
to give you cancer. Then you eat the food to
give you cancer. Then you're sad. You walk around here
upset your diet. Now I'm gona tell you some anst
(03:41):
Scott true your diet then sent a lot of to prison.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
They're gonna take all this and put it off after news. Yeah,
and it's gonna say Mike says, you don't.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Need to be on food and you're gonna go viral
and they gonna call you maga, Mike, you gotta finish it. Then, well,
well that was that was conflating two different things. Though
He's right about the diet part. Right, when you eat
bad foods, you know, it leads all types of other things.
But I have no problem with people receiving food there.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Well, he apologized for saying that you know, might be
on food stamps, and about the food stamp thing.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
The thing was misunderstood too.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
What I was saying is is that we need to
break the cycle of being on food stamps. There's three
generations of people that have been on food stamps of grandmother, mother,
and daughter.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
That's crazy. We got or do better. We gotta.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
We can't think that we need assistance. I know there's
some people out there that need assistance. That's well fined
and understood. But there's people out there taking advantage of
the system.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
That's not good.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
So I just want to apologize if I offended anybody.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
You know, I love y'all, man, and keep on doing
the right thing. Peace.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Oh, you got to break the cycle of poverty. You
gotta break the cycle of you know, people not having
financial resources. That's that's that's the conversation.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Yes right.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
And lastly, Ice Tea.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
You know his role on SVU was cut back a
little bit, and he explains why you won't see him
on SVU as much.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
It's just basically business.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
They brought Kelly back, and at the end of the day,
they couldn't really keep both of us on full time
far as budget wise, So they said, okay, what Ice,
what have you come in and out this year? And
that way we could bring everybody wanted Kelly back and
we've got new cops and stuff like that. But I'm
not leaving the show. I'm more concerned with going the
(05:30):
season twenty eight. So this year they said, Ice, we're
gonna work you a little less. Everything was cool with me.
I understood. I said that you're getting rid of me.
They said, no way, we can't imagine Law and Order
without you. I've been on this show for twenty seven years.
I'm not gonna say nothing negative about that show.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
They've taken care of.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
Me for so long, so I just want to get
to season twenty eight. What has happened though, is given
me more time, so I got a chance to.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Do other projects, other things.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
I've worked on music, so don't worry about me, worry
about earths.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I'll be okay.
Speaker 7 (06:01):
So you know I'm a hustler. You give me some
free time. I find a free dime. You doesn't see
what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Twenty seven years is crazy.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Well you know what he said, that was so ill
and all of that though. He said, I ain't gonna
never say nothing bad about them. Been here for twenty
seven years. They treated me great. Absolutely, that's real.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
You've been here to place for twenty seven years, made
hundreds of millions of dollars, and you're gonna have something
negative to say.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Nothing at all. I'm good.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
All right.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Well that's the latest with Laurd And Lauren wanted me
to say, let captain save a skin tone. No that
I get Tony, Brandy and Monica compliments all day. You
could be you could never be Morris Chestnut. His leg
your leg swing when you sit. Laura l Rosso got
crackhead arms damn.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Okay, all right, so she shouldn't talk about legs.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Arms, No limbs. Don't even bring attention to your little limbs. Alright, Well,
dog here to day's coming on. We give me your
donkey two for after the hour man. We need.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
A young man named the non Awry that come to
the front of the congregation. He's been arrested for two
kinds of in decent expos damn it, we'll discuss all right,
We'll get you that next. It's the Breakfast Club.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Good morning, you're checking out the Breakfast Club.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Audible's romance collection has something to satisfy every side of you.
Fall for a sexy billionaire or a brooding dude, dive
into a romantic series.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Are the perfect enemies the Lovers rom com.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Your first love story is free when you sign up
for a thirty day trial at audible dot com.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Slash Breakfast Club. This is the DC papin R and
B ninety seven to nine w j.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
LB, Detroit, Yo Alexa play my favorite station, getting.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Ninety seven point nine w JLB station from iHeartRadio.
Speaker 8 (07:38):
Godfes's Love.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Coders High to who Came to Jails.
Speaker 8 (07:46):
You're like a love by a breathing preacher.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Big Burn. It's true.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Convey me Joe, but don't you fuck it?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Added the pressing of Balfles Ever juice for reasons. It's
only because you say it is, says tres reasons.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
So don't even as a guys.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Gods in, I says I have foes when everyone says,
I it so couldn't.
Speaker 8 (08:37):
Cat says, on, guys, you god truth vetas the blood
from miss to please to your old dentist. Reason that side,
(08:58):
if good shoes things you can do the single girl
and danger last you who says that I wish too,
and I mean, so where do we go from?
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Is say? He says.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Dreams every SAMs sun leaving till as long. Guess God
plays and I says I have fo chess what everyone says,
I f suclesint.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Kevin says, long, guys.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
With the don't it's.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Time to don't you take a bunch of don'ts around here? Yes,
you are a doct Some donkey to days just said himself.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Oh man, Charlotte Magne, who are you giving a big toname?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Well?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Rob for nine donkey to day for Tuesday November twenty fifth,
damn thanks giving it a couple of days. Huh, Tuesday
don't be twenty fifth Donkey Day for tuoth they en
twenty fifth goes to a.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Thirty year old Iowa man named the non Ari.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Let me start off by telling you all that the
non has been charged with two counts of indecent exposure.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Okay, what is in decent exposure? And decent exposure is a.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Deliberate act of exposing one's genitals in a public place
that is likely to cause offense, our alarm to uthers.
You can't be pulling out your pep and public people.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Okay. You can't pull out your wienie at Walgreens. Your
Pecca can't be pulled out in the Piglow Wiggly, do.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Not pull your Johnson out in the Jersey mics. It's
a damn shame. I have to be the one to
tell you these things. But apparently that is the society
we live in. Okay, of course, to a criminal complaint,
the noon who is the big ass age of thirty
thirty years old? Okay, thirty Steph Curry's number. That is
not a little number. He should know better, but apparently
he doesn't. According to this criminal complaint, drivers saw the
(11:13):
non standing at the back of his car as he
exposed his genitals. The oncoming drivers. Okay, this man, the
non was shifting gears and he wasn't even in a car.
I bet you can't wait to know what highway he
was on, right envy nope huh for two days in
a row on two different interstates. The first incident he
was out there at seven thirty a m. Morning shift
(11:35):
on I eighty Narl Oxford in Iowa. The second incident
was reported around three thirty pm after known shift on
Interstate three eighty near North Liberty, unseething. The trials of
snake in traffic is insanity, okay, but that's the world
we live in, all right.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Now. What concerns me about this situation?
Speaker 4 (11:53):
As this young man told sheriff's deputies that he was
fulfilling an excitement that was currently missing in his blah life.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Those are his words.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
He said he was fulfilling an excitement that was currently
missing in his bla life. So you needed excitement in
your life, so you decided to present the meatstick on
the interstate.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
You needed excitement in your.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Life, so you decided to whip out the one eyed
monster in traffic. All right, guys, it's time to decriminalize
sex work, all right, make prostitution legal. This man was
simply feeling frisky. He was a little hot and bothered.
He could use a hug that turns into sex, right now,
what do you mean you needed excitement in your life,
young man, By excitement, you mean you needed change.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
He wanted cheeks, he wanted.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
That penis snuggie, that bearded clam, that baby cannon. Listen,
young men, you full of testoterone. Find a young woman
to call your wife and enjoy life, all right. Don't
tell me you needed excitement. When people are looking for excitement, okay,
they change environments, all right. That's what normal people do
when they looking for excitement. They just go change environments.
(13:02):
Work from a new spot each week, go on a microadventure,
take different routes the familiar places.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Add a little color to your home environment. That's what
you do when you're looking for excitement. When you horned though,
you want that meat muffin. That's what Denan wanted sex,
all right, talking about he needed excitement. No, you need
a girlfriend, all right. People who want excitement set challenges
every month. They go do some long distance running of
(13:30):
thirty day boxing challenge, ad spontaneous adventions to your calendar.
Go to a new restaurant, okay, a random comedy show.
There's a lot of ways to bring excitement to a
block life. But no, no, no, the noon you are
not being honest with yourself.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
You were horneed okay, a growing gobbling, a lust lizard.
All right, that was you, Denon.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
And if you were ever wondering what purpose of P
Diddy freak off served, look no further than sir horny
A lot the non awry. Please give this young man
the sweet sounds of the hamiltones.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Oh no, you are the doggie of the day, the
dog all the daye. And be over there texting ferociously.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
You are viciously moving your thumbs watching the non awry.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Lauren is actually from the beach texting me. Hell was
Laura texting you from the beach from for this next
topic right here? Thank you for that donkey today.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Just sent me a bunch of middle fingers too. See
she's texting you too. Okay, okay, okay, you funny today?
No limbs was good?
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Okay, all right, Well, thank you for that donkey today, Yes,
ma'am
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