A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom and Dan were once sitting in a hotel room in Daytona Beach, Florida where the air-condition didn't work, they were out of beer, and the cable only had 2 channels that came in static free. One of their friends suggested that they leave and attempt to find something better to do to which Dan replied "Why would we want to ruin a mediocre time?" If you were to ask "Tom and Dan" what the meaning of life is, they might tell you that there is none. Born from a feeling that nothing in life truly matters and that for the most part we're all surrounded by scumbags, "Tom and Dan" figured out that there's only one true constant in life; laughter. How did they come to that conclusion? It's all they have. You see, just like the mass majority of us, "T & D" have day jobs and it was at said day job where they cued in on the fact that some of the greatest laughs came at the end of the day. There's just something about the relaxed feeling of knowing that you have very little time left at work to put in. Maybe it's the "punch drunkenness" of still being at work; no one is quite sure. There they sat in their office, the door shut to their co-workers and management, only making each other laugh to the point of tears. Finally they realized that it might not be such a bad idea to roll tape on these conversations. Why not? They would be having them anyway, taped or not, and it was fun. Both of them come from rather lengthy broadcasting careers so setting up a home studio wasn't so hard to do. And with the addition of Ross, the consummate straight man and "News Dad", things got even more "mediocre." Broadcasting since 2009 has garnered a rather extensive following for "T & D" with loyal "scumbags" (as their listeners are affectionately known) checking in from all across the world. Hundreds of shows under their belts and winners of the Orlando Weekly's "Best of Orlando 2011" for "Best Kept Secret" reassures them both that yes…no one is listening! (Best Kept Secret? HA!)... Show More

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August 3, 2020 133 min

Nothing but the best for you guys. Sadly, I'm having to upload this show again this morning as it did not seem to post on Friday night. Apologies for that and to those of you who expect your files on time. I would too. All the best and thanks for listening! - d

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July 31, 2020 158 min

Hey there, kids!

Today was a f'n blast! I sort of needed it and maybe you did too. There are times when I need some of the funniest people that I know, to rally behind me and just make me laugh. Don't do anything OTHER than make me laugh. That's all that I need. That's what sort of happened today and let's get into it:

On this week's show:

* RIP Pissface- Pour one out for Pissface

* Tom got the Timmy at Lowe...

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July 24, 2020 150 min

Simply the best. Better than all the rest. - d

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July 24, 2020 139 min

* Seth Lumpazelli

* HypochondriApp

* Pun intooted

* Seth kicked in the bathroom door on his great-grandmother

* Dan and Andrea's fight over car battery 

* Spread out the crazy 

* Lady dies on France rollercoaster 

* Seth vs an actual gorilla

* Tyson vs Roy Jones Jr 

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July 18, 2020 113 min
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July 17, 2020 137 min

Hey there, gang!

Welcome to the 580th show of "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan." I've got to be honest with you and tell you that as these shows get u[ in numbers, I wonder how long we're going to be able to do this. Truly. 580? Are you F&*^ing kidding me? I would have never bet on us completing this amount of show - or even one that I felt was worthy of release. Seriously. 580? No F'n way! 

On this week...

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July 16, 2020 59 min
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July 11, 2020 114 min

Only the best. Delivered by only the best. Or possibly the worst. Well, not the worst but certainly not the best of the best. Just like "normal" best - not "best" best. That would be insane. - d

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July 10, 2020 161 min

On this week's show:

* Treatment for the orb 

* Tom's kitchen renovation

* Tom blew out Suntan Sally's begonias

* Craiglist E.T.'s 

* The Full Pink Panther

* Temple of Doom water shut-off

* Old man gets electrocuted by dishwasher

* Tom's car got broken into again and they got his wallet

* Dick cards in wallet

* The new "I'll sue you" is "I'll see you  on social media!"

* Bad reviews

* Set...

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July 6, 2020 90 min
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Tomorrow. - d

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June 26, 2020 135 min

The best of the best of the best...for the best of the best of the best. - d

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June 26, 2020 134 min

Hey there, gang! And thanks for taking the time to press play on the show. Look - we know that there are tons of choices out there that you could make and do make when you're looking for something to throw in your brain. We appreciate each and every one of you for choosing us and taking a listen. Truly. You guys - the listeners - you are the only reason that we do this. We could just go back to shitty ol' radio...but then w...

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June 19, 2020 150 min

Have a great Saturday, folks, and please enjoy this ACT Best Of hand-selected by our amazing producer, Samantha! - d

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June 19, 2020 158 min

Thanks, as always for tuning into the show. We are so, so glad that you joined us and hope that you had as much fun listening as we did flapping our gums. 

On this week's show:

* No Skip Vann song

* Skip gate

* Every dad's gotta die

* Tom's car got broken into 

* Cat man is a hero- Cat army

* Fight of the Navigator 

* Seth's douchebro news

* CleminLemon

* Dust storm halting hurricanes 

* Critic donkey

* History of f...

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June 12, 2020 154 min

Only the best. Nothing but. - d

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June 12, 2020 167 min

Hey, there gang!

Apologies for the notes being a few days late but it was important for me to enjoy a fine Taco Bell dinner with my family and undisturbed. Yep. That's really what we did. Now, on to the notes:

On this week's show:

Dan's bday- 44 OLD!

* Mastering masturbating

* Evolved Fights

* Stanima Jones

* Papus pillow

* Guess Who and board games

* Fatso Buttcut

* Snooping on phones

* Sharing misinformation

* Couple ...

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June 7, 2020 139 min

Only the best. - d

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June 5, 2020 153 min

Hey there, gang! 

Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show.

You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive

You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime

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Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us! 

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June 3, 2020 74 min
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