812 - Andy the Goose

• Bart Merrick team sponsorship promo and home buying/selling discussion
• Abby Sasson's experience buying/selling a condo with Bart Merrick team
• Old segment with Crystal and Abby
• Tom's failed attempt to prove a point with other women
• Abby’s smooth home sale process and closing
• Comedic song about sewage work and porta-potty cleaning
• Live intro from "Injured On The Go Just Call Mo Studio"
• Start of Friday Free Show
• Kenny Powers & Stevie compared to Tom and a recurring guest
• Listener left due to unexpected guests
• Seth Petruzelli and Jekyll on the show
• Jekyll’s dojo duties and sound/lighting job at major events
• Jekyll's black belt responsibilities at the dojo
• Browser history, horniness management, and provocative photos joke
• Most perverted in the group and strip club behavior discussion
• Tracy’s bikini pic with Amber Nova
• Jekyll on Seth’s boat with his wife, Tom & Dan not invited
• Younger wives, Bill Belichick’s relationship, and divorce costs
• Redneck women traits, attractiveness vs. experience in relationships
• Tom’s 17-year anniversary with Crystal
• Women’s physical preferences debate
• Throwing away a vacuum and Tracy’s Dyson gift
• Men buying wives vacuums discussion
• Air TND ending in May, becoming an Airbnb
• Last chance to book before transition
• BDM Appreciation Week on April 17th, BDM-only party April 19th
• $5 BDM-exclusive shirts on sale March 10th
• Tuddle pre-sale shirt featuring nerd with guns
• Tuddle as favorite radio character, SBK as favorite radio host
• Charity golf tournaments: Orange County History Center (March 10), Ocoee Firefighters (March 29)
• Tom playing in Ocoee Firefighter Tournament, sign-up info
• Tom missed last year due to snowboarding injury
• Bikini boat trip discussion continues
• Testosterone levels and aging fun factor
• Ultra-rich men letting friends sleep with their wives joke
• Do younger wives yell less and treat older husbands like uncles?
• Spatula-smacking spouse joke
• Gene Hackman’s death speculation, dog and pills theory
• Joking about wishing a spouse would die with them
• Hackman’s wife and emotional preparedness debate
• Grief-driven suicide: selfish or loving act?
• What people would do before killing themselves joke
• Watching a spouse remarry from heaven hypothetical
• Suicide pacts and extreme devotion discussion
• Death preparation vs. ignoring inevitable losses
• Sleep apnea and accepting mortality
• Seth preparing for his 15-year-old dog’s death
• Aging pet stress and leaking tumors joke
• Tracy calling Tom & Dan a bad influence on Seth
• Out-of-context Seth clips sent to Tracy
• Seth’s personality shift over time
• Aging, losing fun factor, and relationship impacts
• Stress of selling a house and personality changes
• House not selling: price or other issues?
• Spying on buyers with security cameras
• Boat launch scheduling and marina terminology debate
• Crystal’s mud walk anniversary idea
• Nature-loving tendencies with age
• School ratings, private vs. public, and mud walks
• Homeschooling debate and socialization concerns
• Modern kids’ resilience and politeness
• Karate as a punishment and motivation for kids
• Paying for karate just to scare kids into good behavior
• Home security cameras catching personal mistakes
• Andrea adds security camera at home
• Still having cable and TiVo
• Music break: Cat Bite
• Hollerbach’s German Restaurant promo
• Crystal on being a good husband discussion
• Does good husband behavior lead to affection?
• Small