A Back Slapping Glad Hander

Have you ever seen someone flop sides as much as Joe Biden? Jack gave us a bad visual at the end of this so be warned. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Take back the streets. It doesn't matter whether or not
the person that is accosting your son or daughter, or
my son or daughter, my wife, your husband, my mother,
your parents. It doesn't matter whether or not they were
deprived as a youth. It doesn't matter or not whether
or not they had no background that enabled them to

(00:23):
have to become a social socialized into the fabric of society.
It doesn't matter whether or not they're the victims of society.
The end result is they're about to knock my mother
on the head with a lead pipe, shoot my sister,
beat up my wife, take on my sons. So I
don't want to ask what made them do this. They

(00:46):
must be taken off the street.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
So we tweeted that out over the weekend. The long
version is worth hearing because he really lays out his
argument for why this excuse of you know, they can't
get a job, or they have a poor upbringing, or
they don't have two parents or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
They need to be taken off the street and put
in jail. Can you imagine. I don't think any Republican
would have the guts to say that on the floor
to expect to get elected or re elected in the
modern world, and there he was one of the leading Democrats.
And he was fifty two when he gave that speech.
It's not like he was, you know, young and crazy
and I changed my mind.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Do you know anybody that has shifted that far like
in real life on their views?

Speaker 3 (01:34):
He's always been completely full of crap. He's a backslapping,
glad hander with virtually no beliefs, and now he's senile.
The idea of him being the president again is laughable,
It's idiotic. Can we stop talking about it? Leaven is

(01:56):
a possibility.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
You can keep saying that, but I mean, for now, nice, I.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Mean Trump would have to be caught committing an act
of love with cheshin Ping to lose at this point.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Would That's weird? So couldn't I make the argument that
he's just attracted to him he doesn't believe. You know,
I've had I've kissed women that I don't believe the
same politics as them.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
So so what's your point? I'm not sure if they
could be gay lovers and it would have nothing to
do with geopolitics, they would just vow to keep that
keep the bedroom to the bedroom and the and the
conference table to the conference.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
You know, the more I think of it, it's such
an unlikely situation. I'm not sure we need to really
flesh it out.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Well, thank you, thank you. I don't know if I
can take the next nine months.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Oh God, I like the That's what gable News does.
You set up a crazy hypothetical that it's unlikely to
ever happen, and then discuss it for fifteen minutes. Seriously, right,
exactly serious, A table full of people like it did happen?

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Well? And of course, if Xi Jinping were committing an
act asodomy with Donald Trump, the religious right might diminish
their support for Trump. What do you think, al Well,
I suppose that's possible. All the right has seemed loyal
so far. What if Chi hi Ping was wearing an American
flag lingerie?

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Would that make it better or worse?

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Oh? That would be not good

Speaker 2 (03:29):
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