Biden's "Fake Jog"

Jack has a new jihad and it's the way that Biden acts like he's about to run up the stairs of Air Force One when we all know dang well that isn't going to happen. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
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Speaker 3 (00:14):
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
Moon, mister president, it was.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
In the moon.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
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Speaker 2 (00:36):
No, the rainbow, Yeah, this is one of our allies,
the rainbow. I do I do like the host? Oh no, no, no,
the r like his style.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
I just saw a new poll. And then I'll tell
you about a video I just saw on the television.
So depending on how you ask the question, you get
different answers. We all know that about issue polling. But
the question was does the candidate have the physical fitness
to serve a second term?

Speaker 1 (01:07):
They both will be serving a second term.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
For Joe Biden, well, for Trump, it's sixty percent yes,
thirty five percent no, Still big chunk of people that
don't think he has a physical fitness to serve a
second term. I mean, by normal standards, that would be amazing.
That's extraordinary. Yeah, a little more than a third. Yeah,
I mean if you can't possibly last, if you have it,
ever had any president running for a second term, And

(01:30):
forty percent of the people thought he couldn't be in
president again because of his physical fitness. But for Biden,
it's sixty two percent, No, thirty five, Yes, the numbers
are flipped for Biden, and then he's thirty five percent.
Come on, all right, And then the crowd that says, on,
come on, I saw Trump stumble.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
I saw him. Come on. There's nobody.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Try to separate politics from it and have some level
of honesty with yourself. Nobody looks at those two people
and thinks they're in similar categories in terms of where
they are age wise.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
I mean, it's it's just not I.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Am openly uncomfortable with Trump, of course, but imagine being
a Democrat and you've decided the war horse that's gonna
get you through is Joe Biden, a three legged horse
that's coughing a blood flat batta, and you're trying desperately
to justify it or rationalize it. I saw Trump stumble too.
Oh what a terrible position they're in.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
But so I wanted to bring this up. My dad
and I were talking about this on the phone the
other night. That weird thing Joe Biden does so his
whole career, especially as he got older, his thing was
jogging across the stage running up the stairs as he
got older, to show how physically fit he was. And
he was a great athlete when he was young, and
so he's kind of got that whole thing too, going
on as a man.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Uh, but he.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Still has that muscle memory in his head and so
he still does that all the time. And my dad
and I were joking about this, where every time you
see Biden walking across somewhere, he does kind of like
a at some point, I'm gonna do my run thing,
and he does like kind of half a step and
then he goes back to, Oh, that's right. I can't well,
it's like a weird Montgomery burnstyle mincing.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Now it's not even like semi running. It's just odd.
But he just did it. I just watched it live
on TV.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
He's walking out to Marine one helicopter to go get
his physical and then we'll get the physical results today
or tomorrow, and that'll probably be the probably be lying
about that. They'll say, ah, he's as.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Fit as anybody in this room.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Ah.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
I can't keep up with them myself. So I don't
even know why we do these presidential physicals.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Anymore. But he walked out of the White House and
he got to the grass and he kind of did
gonna run, but you know he can't. He couldn't even
get his feet off the ground. It's so weird to me.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
That speaks to his mental sharpness that he has these
thoughts of I'm gonna jog to show how fit I am,
but I can't, no weight, I can't, I won't.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
He forgets every time that he's incapable of jogging. I mean,
that's really weird, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Or like many of us, unfortunately, we think something is
coming across one way when it's coming across another, he
thinks it still looks athletic.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Oh wow, he can't possibly think that. I mean, he
doesn't even get his feet off the ground.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
He just kind of goes it is, mister burns like
excellent weed. It's not excellent, sir.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
Would your wife or will your wife someday say to
you if you're trying to do that same thing, Joe,
that the whole thing the do you do where you
kind of act like you're gonna jog to show how
fit you are.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
It's just just said that doesn't work.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Well, I'd see I don't do that. I'm trying to
think of something analogous to it.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
Okay, so maybe you like try to do pull ups
to show how vigors you are and you just hang
there from the ball.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Well, that would make me a complete cuckoo nut to do.
This is the same sort of thing to me.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
I agree.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
It's not that's lost as marbles. That's worse to me
than the fact that I don't need a president that
can all to the helicopter, but the fact that you
think you can every time.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
And can't.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
It's weird. Yeah, that's discouraging. Let's do push ups together, man,
let's do let's run, let's do whatever you want to do. Yeah,
that was four years ago. That ain't happen anymore.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Armstrong and Getty