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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ah, so this is the most uncomfortable segment you'll ever hear,
According to experts on aging, let me put it to
you like this, Joe Biden apparently regularly talks about how
good sex is the secret to a healthy marriage even now.
(00:23):
And I'm not going to make like a snide, idiotic,
childish I'm trying to restrain him. Folks jokes about folks
past a certain age still having sex in the relationship.
I think it's great if you have a happy marriage
till death do you part, God bless you.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
But apparently the other position you make it sound like
you've taken some brave stance, is the other position you
hope old people don't have fun.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Well, no, I was expecting you to jump in with
your inevitable you. Oh gross, Oh no, old people having
sex is gross for me. There it is, Folks, it is.
There's no room at the adult table. Okay, that's a
perfectly good table down there at six inches lower and
it's a little wobbly, but I'm gonna ask you to
(01:06):
sit there. We're having a grown up discussion.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Do you remember that Playboy interview from like nineteen seventy
four whatever that we read from last year with a
young Joe Biden to sexy his wife was and how
great the sex was and everything.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
It was weird his late wife. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that was yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
That was after his wife had died in the car
wreck and he had made the shrine to him in
his office and showed.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
The reporter a picture of her wife.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah, and showed a picture of his wife in a
bikini to the reporter and about how hot she was
and how great the sex wast it.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Jared, Yeah, yeah, that's right. That was so disturbing. So anyway,
apparently he does this pretty frequently to doctor Jilt, not
a real doctor's chagrin, and she wishes he wouldn't. He's
made references to there's a lack of ivacy at the
White House, which is fine. It's tough for him and
(02:03):
doctor Jill, not a real doctor. You go off like
we used to for a romantic, romantic time.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
That's quote.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
The National Institute on Aging observes that while many older
couples find greater satisfaction in their sex lives than they
did when they were younger, blah blah blah, at the
same time, Biden's extreme horniness or what seems to be
could be a symptom of dementia or Alzheimer's disease. According
to the National Institute of Alzheimer's top science experts, individuals
(02:31):
suffering from Alzheimer's disease may become overly interested in sex,
a condition known as hypersexuality. These individuals may pleasure themselves
a lot when you try to seduce others.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Wow. Oh, it's the National Insty on Aging. Yeah, so
you think that.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Biden has a what So you think that's what's going
to drive him out of the White House.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
He gets caught in the Lincoln bedroom alone.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I'm just beginning to make the case here Biden has
a long history of sexually aggressive behavior. NIA experts have
certain steps that they recommend you take, but the hair sniffing,
hug giving to the point that people are totally uncomfortable.
I'm looking at a picture right now of when my
(03:16):
distant cousin, Ash Carter was installed as the Secretary of Defense.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I don't know if you remember this.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Joe Biden came up behind his wife and was sniffing
her hair and had his hands on her shoulders and
all I'm looking at it right now, so creepy, so uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
This is the worst segment you've ever done.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
It is Joe accusing the president of being some sort
of wild horn dog East.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
It's another brick in the wall, my friend. And here's
the deal. Now, I've tried to emphasize this. The reason
I'm so certain Biden will not be on the on
the ballot in November is not how it is right now,
although how it is right now is damn close to
bad enough. It's the trend line. The trend line is
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not going to change. It might flatten slightly, but it
is not gonna uptrend. That there is zero chance of
an uptrend. And by five months from now, the guy's
going to be completely incoherent. Will he be pleasuring himself
on the south lawn in front of reporters?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
No, I doubt it. I doubt it very much. So
you picture him like a monkey in a cage in
Fir Marine one. No, I don't. I just said that
I do not.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
But more and more aberate behavior absolutely a possibility.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Okay, well, we'll keep our eye out for that. Katie's
got our headlines. By the way, I got hairy legs. Yeah,
Katie's got our headlines. Next