Depp's Crappy Marriage

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I said, what do you what do you want to do?
Hit me again? Would you like to hit me again?
And I said, go ahead, hit me? And then I
just said, did that is not what you want? What
was it? Like? Another second one? Geez? This is all
so ugly and this this might be a low moment
for the armstrong and get a show that we're even

(00:20):
sinking to these depths. Yeah, I voted against even doing
this segment? Is Jack insistent as actor Johnny Depp who's
worth six hundred million dollars and was married to this
Amber Heard woman who she kind of claimed that he
he beat her at one point. He he says that
that damage's reputation is costing him a lot of money,
so he's suing her for fifty million dollars worth of defamation.

(00:43):
So that's what's happening here. It's then they're airing it
wall the Wall mostly on Fox, uh, Fox News the
cable channel. Um why, I'm not exactly sure because CNN
and MSNBC I haven't even actually seen them comment on it.
I took into him as a BC shows either. Thay,
they didn't even have any highlights. But anyway, maybe because
they're so enamored with Hollywood and their brave moral leadership.

(01:07):
They don't want to bring him down. But yeah, Fox,
do you think Fox thinks it's a train wrecking You
can't look away? Far be it for me to stand
up for the c and n s of the world.
But I think Jake Tapper feels like the war in
Ukraine is a much bigger story. But anyway, um, they
got into the now kind of infamous story of her
maybe pooping in their bed as a why did she
do that? Johnny Depp will explain, let's let's hear a

(01:28):
little of that. I think it's a good time to
go downtown so that I can get some of my things,
you know, and get them out of there, especially as
things that were prescious to me, you know, children, things,
things from friends, Brando, Hunter Thompson, whatever, things They were

(01:51):
important to me. And he said, I don't think now
it's a good time to go. And I thought, it's
the perfect times. She's not going to be home for
two days. And then he showed me a photograph on
his telephone of objection your owner. What was the photograph

(02:13):
of Mr Depp? It was it was it was a
photograph of the bed our bed um, and on my
side of the bed um was human fecal matter. Um,

(02:39):
So I understood why it wasn't a good time to
go down there. Does he talk like that all the time?
I couldn't be friends with him if he talks like
that all the time. Are all your stories of this way?
So I was my mouth was it was it was
feeling dry, like like I had ned um enough moisture,

(03:04):
So I to go to the the kitchen, you'd get
a glass of water. Yeah, I knew that's what happened
after like the first two words. All right, I don't
want to use up all the time. Let's hear let's
hear more of him telling the tale. Here, here we go.

(03:24):
My initial response to that was, I mean I laughed.
It was so outside, it was so bizarre and so

(03:45):
good tesque that I could only laugh. Um, And so
I didn't go down there that day. She's you know
what we we forgot to come in on? Was his
humble brag about having stuff from Brando Hannah Thompson, who else?

(04:08):
Was it? Right? Right? Yeah? Dude, So I had stuff
that mattered to me. I wanted to go get that.
That's how you tell that story all right, Genia, storyteller,
It tooks like takes like five seconds? Do we want
more of this? Oh? And how why did you both
stay this relationship if either one of you are even
close to accurate? Anyway, here we go. She brought up
the situation of the people matter on the bed and

(04:37):
I uh uh, And she tried to blame it on
the dogs. Good idea. Why did you Why didn't you
think it could have been the dogs? The dogs their

(04:59):
teacook Yorkis. They weigh about four pounds each. I follow, Um,
my area the photograph that I saw? Oh, I mean
I lived with those dogs for many years. I think
we know what you're saying. Um, and so did Hilda argus.

(05:25):
They take tiny poops in her big that's way with
me for thirty plus years, you know the beginning. You
don't care how she was the one who photographed it. Uh.
It was clear she knew the dogs as well as

(05:46):
I did. Good Lord, that was not None of that
did not come from a dog. He has a word.
He son of a gun, isn't he. Wow? Do you
suppose he talks like that all the time? Oh? That
would make me insane? Oh, how could you have any
conversation with the dude. But if either one of them
are close to accurate with the hitting and the pooping

(06:06):
and the yelling and the throwing and the drinking and
the screaming and the you're like my mother and blah
blah blah, why did you stay together for as many
years as you did for crying out loud as part
of the same as part of the same personality type.
I think it sounds like a living hell for both
of you. Good God waited four pounds so so the

(06:31):
pope was too big. Yeah, we get it. And Getty