Oh Come On... Be Better!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I've got to share this with you. It's absolutely hilarious.
Who is this I've lost the name and I apologize
for that. But this guy unleashes screen semi regularly, and
he's writing it's a picture of two very large women
in t shirts that say beautiful fatties for Palestine. Meet

(00:23):
the beautiful fatties protesting for quote Palestine. There are a
group of chubby left wing activists who want to show
solidarity with other left wing activists by selling some T
shirts and raising money for hamas or whatever. Maybe they
could use the money to build wider, more inclusive tunnels.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
I don't think that was necessary.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Wow. Oh and I should probably tell you the heading.
The headline for this section of his newsletter was putting
the ham back in amas, which again is hey, be better, Okay,
do better than that?

Speaker 2 (00:58):
So cheap, so cheap.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
This is my favorite part, believe it or not. Because
these are left wing activists we're talking about the situation
quickly devolved into hysterical shrieking about racism. After seeing a
photo of a white, large gal wearing the Fatties for
Free Palestine t shirt, one activist wrote that it was
genuinely appalling to be a white person living in America

(01:24):
and be comparing yourself to Palestinians who are being systematically genocided,
which apparently is a verb now, and they wonder why
no one takes them seriously. Well, after I got done
giggling at the childish and regrettable jokes, that reminded me
so much of the greater context of a clip we
play all the time, the out of breath gentlemen saying

(01:46):
please stop using gender languages.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Please do not use language to address everyone.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Right, exactly, And the greater context of that was exactly
like this online. I'm more woke than you battle over
the fatties for Palestine. This is the and this is
just this is a throwback, but it's so good. These
Socialists of America, I think conference, they're trying to run
a conference, and this is how it sounded.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Quick point of privilege, Quick point of personal privilege. Guys.
First of all, James Jackson, Sacramento, he him. I just
want to say, can we please keep the chatter to
a minimum. I'm one of the people who's very, very
prone to sensory overload. There's a lot of whispering and
chatter going on. It's making it very difficult for me
to focus. Please can we just I know it's we're
all fresh and ready to go, but can we please

(02:37):
just keep the chatter to a minimum. It's affecting my
ability to focus. Thank you, Thank you, comrade.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Okay, is there a speaker against named.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Chapter point of personal privilege?

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Please do not use tendered language to address everyone.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Because another guy had gotten up and said, guys, hey, guys.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Meanwhile, they're they're debating a resolution, decide on chapter pronouns
or something that raise get anywhere.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
I'm Jack Zimzer. I have ADHD, so silence makes it
more difficult for me to focus. So if we could
have a certain amount of chatter, it would make it
easier for me.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Hello, thanks guys.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Gluten analogy, and the lunch we're having today has lots
of gluten. How about my pots? Guys, I need more
gluten or I start to go into fits, so I
need extra gluten.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
I just want to say, can we please keep the
chatter to a minimum.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
And I'm an activist in favor of gender language because
I think everything's about radical gender theory. So if you
could always identify you're one of your seventy seven genders,
Please stop advocating for that.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
God.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
If there's ever a meeting, if there's ever a meeting
like that again, I'd like to go all but it's
damned entertaining these people.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
These people think they should be running the world.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
I gotta say that put the hamback and Amas is
my favorite thing. Maybe I've ever heard my life. You laugh,
I laugh.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
I a childish idiot, regrettable Armstrong and Getty