So Fresh And So Clean

The show went there... it's some T.T. (Toilet Talk) Todays topic: The Bidet.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Four years after the toilet paper shortage of twenty twenty,
bday converts say they're never going back.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
You're a data. I'm I'm ob original bidet. I don't
know if I've ever used a bidet. I don't think
I have.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Not A bidet goes by that. I don't praise that technology.
Jack a beday a day keeps the something or other away.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
I don't know what.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Well, comfort, Probably best not to mention, but so what what?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
What are the whatere? Your top two selling points of
the bidet?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Uh? Cleanliness? Really okay? So you think it's more comfort?

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Well, this is such an I know I'm not comfortable
with this conversation because it will inevitably get into.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Toy dy talking the show to be there? How can
I'm not going there? So we're talking? If we end
up there, I guess you took us there.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Oh that's like saying I want to talk about pitching
but not baseball.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
What the hell are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Well, just with a I've never used a BDET and
I didn't know what the selling point was, or the
upside or the why why switch from what I've been
doing for my whole life?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
If I'm on vacation. I can't wait to get home
really for the gentle comfort of my.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Bathroom equipment.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Is it warm water? Depends you have settings? Wow, adjust
it to your comfort.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
I don't think that's what a bidet probably sounds like.
Let's try, Michael. Okay, maybe I'll look into it. I
don't know. I'm looking for houses right now. Maybe yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
I'll put that on my list of things. It's got
to have to car, garage, end a beday. So I'm
hoping this is the end of the discussion, so I'll
throw this in now. You don't need an actual bidet.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
You just need one of those bidet toilet seat refitting thingies.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
They work great. You can spend fifty.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Bucks and you climb up on the bend to the
exactly you climb up on the sinks, squat like it's
you know, squatter.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
No.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
No, I'll look into that home depot or someplace and
I can install it myself. You just start there, yes, okay, cool,
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