Why So Hairy?

Jack saw an attractive woman the other day with armpit hair.  This has been part of the women being "natural" movement going around online... Jack and Joe brought in Katie Green to say the things they can't say on this topic. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is a different topic, but for some reason this
popped into my head of that sort of latenex Hirk
Street thing, Katie, I need a ruling on this. Saw
a woman the other day, tractive, young woman, very hairy,
armpits more than me, like I trim more than she does. Well,
how do we feel about that? Ladies need to stop it.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
It's this whole women need to embrace their natural hair
and their butts.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Stop it.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
It's gross.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
It's not supposed to be there.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
I don't know why it's not supposed to be there,
but it's not.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
That's hilarious. I don't know why. God clearly made a
mistake on this one.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
We've all decided you didn't mess up on anything else,
but that shouldn't have happened.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
I thought, what a decision she's making because she's probably
like twenty two attractive young toy. You have limited the
number of people that could be interested in you by
a lot. By anything, that signaling decision. You're signaling something.
I don't know what you're signaling.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
This is my.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Fortunate trend, is what's happening.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Because there's yeah, there's a whole collection online chest hair,
all of it.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Do you think it's growing. Wait a minute, chest hair.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Wait a minute, there's a woman that just went hardcore
viral because she naturally grows chest hair and she's been
maintaining it her entire life.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
And decided to let it go.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
And it's this this natural.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Movement ron Wow, Wow, you know better the Harry Pitts
than the Marxism. But I have a feeling our aforementioned heirsuit.
Young lady embraces both of those things.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, I think they go together, like ninety nine percent
of the time.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Karl Mark's very hairy, for instance.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Wow, you know, I like to I see myself as
I care about what's on the inside, not the outside.
I like to see myself as that sort of guy.
I don't think I could overcome the hairy chest. I
don't think I could overlooked. I couldn't.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
I don't want to hurt anybody's feelings. Oh come on, no,
I'm I'm good because I'm kind and gentle. But I
gotta admit I would. That would be a moment.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
I'll just say that we can be friends. We need
we need to leave the lights off for this. I mean,
like for everything, the lights need to be off of
the house all the time. We're gonna put stover window.
I just can't see her.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Wow ow sexism, folks, misogynyt lean.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Down to kisser. She puts both arms up and it's
just like a chia pet. Oh yeah me.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Now, I'm gonna get you into Congress to get into
bitter arguments with AOC.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
That's that's why you're on the show, Katie Green, so
that you can say those things, because we can't arm
strong and yet