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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wait wait yo, and wake up.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Everybody here.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
We are on a Monday again. How is everybody's weekends?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Great? Great? A little bit of on Saturday night?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
And how.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
At your own house?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Right?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Yeah? They were about probably twenty kids in my house
and at one point I heard they were twenty kids
in the hot tub. So that water is now out
of the hot tub, so I have to fill that again.
All the parents were over to.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Twenty kids in the hot tub. They only needed to
be like an inch of water in there. Filled the
whole thing up. That's an eighth cedar, right, yes, well
that's a lot.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah, that's waiting like that. Yeah, it is what it is.
There was a school dance, so that all came over.
Like after then the parents came over.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
To So what age? Which kids?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Fourteen to fifteen year year old? Oldest one?
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Okay, so like high school kids.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yeah, so they were hanging out and then yeah, but
the best part is just hanging out with the parents.
Like the good group of parents that were over. We
were all having cocktails. You're telling stories.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Hold on, was this a weekend when you were supposed
to go skating at eight? Yeah? It was Sunday. Did
that happen.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I didn't go. My wife went, but happen. It did happen.
I tried to go. I honestly tried to go, but
my wife was like, no, you just stay here and
I'll go.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
She didn't want the attitude to have to go with.
You know what's funny, Santi had this birthday party at
eight am.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Didn't go. I got a DM from a girl.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I sent it to Santi and she was like, we can,
I can get you more info on this party. I
know somebody that works at the location. I said, oh no, no,
we don't. We don't want any more info, Like we
don't need there's nothing, there's no info to be had.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Like we're good, We're good here.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
From what I understand, the party was fun, you know
what I mean. But I just think that like the
eight am star time is easy, it's tough.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
And by the way, they did serve Kate at eight
am and all that stuff. So my son came home
a cake all over say so, I'm like, wow, breakfast
and cake. Awesome cake.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Foreign You didn't have anything to me.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
It was chilling.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
I was chilling long overdue weekend just to hang out
because this next weekend is going to be busy.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
But how many times did you go to home Goods?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
To be honest, I know you went like at least five.
You go buy this.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
This is the way it works, hun. You go, you
see the stuff you want, you buy, You go test
it in the crib. If it don't work, right back
to home Boods. You go and you switch it out,
or you return it and go somewhere else. I've hit
heavy home goods out here. I hit the one around
the corner you told me to hit.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
That was fire What did I tell you?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
That?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Was it a Marshall's or Home Goods?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I want to say it's some marsh I don't know
which one is, but it's right in the assembly row
fire Clean, just like things are situated nicely in that one.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
I tried to make it out to the front because
somebody hit me up and told me that the Framingham
one is their flagship stall and that's where they kind
of start product out at and depending on how good
it is, then they spread it out to it. Yeah,
I'm a home Goods fan. I'm sending the X pictures
of a like a martini candle. I'm like, yo, you
want this, She's like a martini. Like a martini, it's
a martini glass and it's a candle. It's kind of fire.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Yeah, I have one like that. It's a Jamison bottle,
but it's a candle.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
They got they got milkshake looking ones. Now I'm like, yeah,
they're getting creative with these candles.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
There's a couple like different things about home Goods that
like have circulated the internet.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
So I'm wondering if you saw any of these.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
But number one, I don't know who it is over
at Marshalls and Home Goods that makes the decisions, but
they clearly try to ruin our lives with where they
put the price tags on the items.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yes, that's they're.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Clearly trying to There's another rumor that they pump something
into the air into the home goods that makes people
have to poop. This is an ongo if you if
you go on like the TikTok or Instagram, you look
it up. People people say that every time they go
to Home Goods they poop in their bathrooms.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Because they have not you but if one were.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
So, I don't know anything about it.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
They ever been hit with that.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
There's also.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
There's also this like joke that which is true that
home goods kind of like blinds you and you buy
things that you are just like so stupid and so unnecessary.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Listen, I will urge you though, don't buy.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Anything that has like a saying on it. I don't
want I don't want to see like live Leftlow.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Those are already in the crib.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
We got to get rid of the.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yet guys.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
A home, sweet home, and the buy home, enjoy the journey,
no journeying on the kitchen table.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
They're targeting you.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Stop buying that trash in two three years, not gonna
want to good.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
This man has enjoyed the journey.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Enjoy It.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Just sounds like a nice feeling, right not wake up.
And I read that, I'm like.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah, Born is the type of shopper that they put
the stuff in the aisle as you're checking out.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
They know they're going to get it.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
They know that's not where they get. They get me
in the like I'm buying seasoning from I was in
there buying season and I'm like, why am I buying this?
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Well?
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Hey, once you're going to home cluds, it's like anywhere else, bro,
you're going for a plant five hundred dollars worth of
I do my.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Best to grab like the mini cart when I go
in there, not the full extension. I also a new
rule of mine is no card at all, because if
I can't fit it in my hands, But then that
becomes a.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Juggling, it becomes a damn.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
I wish I had a cart, and then now you
start looking for a car because here, you know, yeah,
I wouldn't have bought like a spoon and a fork
for the kitchen. Big big, big, big, big, big, big
spoon and a fork. I'm like, well, am I gonna
butt this? When I tried it in the crib, I
was like, nah, this ain't working, and I took.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
It right back.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
How or she would have hired me to design, we
wouldn't be enjoying the journey, I can tell you that much.
My weekend was pretty boring in the sense of we
didn't I didn't have anything to do, no events or
anything added to the list of a thousand a million
things that have gone wrong with home owning. We had
a little ant situation, and of course the fireman wasn't home,
(06:03):
so I had to handle the ants. I showered six
times on Saturday and it was only like two pm.
Because anytime I had to deal with the ants, whether
it was the spray or the traps and stuff, I
was then like feeling that they were crawling in my hair.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
So that was the whole thing I couldn't handle. I
can do a lot of things, but that I couldn't handle.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I think there are and I think there are seasonal
two when the time starts are change and they come.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
In, and that's what happened.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
It got it was really warm that one day, so
that you know, and we didn't have anything. So I
had to go to CVS and I'm checking out at
CBS and I got the fireman on the phone. But
i'm checking out. The kid's like fourteen. That's the cashier
at the CBS. And he's like, ma'am, I'm sorry, but
I wouldn't buy the spray.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
And I can hear like the Fireman's like giggling on
the phone. Now, mind you, we.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Already had the traps, but the second I put the
traps down, they.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Were coming in by the droves. Like I had to
put the traps back outside. I said, I can't do this.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
There's more of them. There are thousands of them now.
So anyways, he's like I wouldn't get this pray. The
traps will do better, they'll kill them. And I said,
I need to get this pray because the traps are
bringing them in. And he goes, how many, Like when
you left the house just to come here, how many
did you see? I said, oh, there was a couple,
but you know, he goes, only takes three. Then they mate,
(07:18):
and then the queen comes and he's like telling me
about the ants and I just want to buy the
stupid ass raid. A woman comes in, she joins in
our conversation and she goes, oh, are you new to Marshfield.
I said, yeah, actually it's coming up on a year,
but I feel like it hasn't been a year.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
She goes, yeah, we get ants a lot. I sleep
with them. Huh bro. I turned all the way around
to look at her face because I couldn't believe what
I was hearing. Homeless, she was flying stuff.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
She goes, yeah, I've just gotten to the point now
where I can't keep up with them.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
They're just everywhere. I sleep with them.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
They crawl around my bed like it's just what's going
on in Marshfield.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
It's not. I mean, our situation is handled. I'm not sleep.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I will burn the house down before I'm sleeping, like
to the ground before I'm sleeping with these.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Listen, if you're sleeping with the ants and you're a
whod are you.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
A pro any bug?
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Any bug.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
It's the fact that you're okay with it, like okay,
life is coming to then this is fine.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Yeah. She was like, I just sleep with them.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
That's not that's not funny.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
And then another marshalld incident that I had this weekend.
My mother had Lailah, so we went to go pick
her up on Sunday and there's a high school age kid,
I mean couldn't have been older than sixteen seventeen, and
he's holding a poster and he's screaming at cars like
nasty like yelling at them, and the fireman. I were
at the red light. I'm like, damn, we have to
see what this kid's sign says. All of a sudden,
(08:41):
he turns towards us, and the sign says F you
f Trump, like all the way spelled out, And so
he turns to us and he starts screaming it at
the At the fireman, he's like.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Can't you say it?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Can you say what?
Speaker 4 (08:57):
My signs he's seventeen, can you say it?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
So the fireman puts down the window like a little
slit and starts scaling hot dogs, hot dogs, and the
kid's like, I can't hear you, bro, We're just getting
like this one likes, and the fireman just screaming hot
dogs back to him, which is like irritating him. Even
I don't know what was happening in Marshville this weekend,
(09:21):
but they're upset and they're sleeping with the ants.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Jesus Christ for help, no.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Help, guys. Something is going on on the South Shore.
I don't know what it is, but anyways, we're.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Here, happy Monday. I hope you had a great weekend.
We'll hear all about it during the check in. Good Morning,
Sashing the Gym Morning Show.