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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Dash and Morning Show with d J four and it Satin's.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Number one for hip hop jamming ninety four or five.
You just knew I was given in to its just
saw up my alley. Nobody, nobody loves a good game
of would you rather?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Than I?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And one of my constant would you rather? Is when
I always go to would you rather? Get in an
all black swimming pool? Like you can't see through the water,
just it's all black. Ten alligators or one shark.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
That one's tough.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Swimming pool is completely black. You cannot see anything. Ten
alligators or one great white?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Ten alligators?
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Yeah, I think I'm going with a great white.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Really, I am too.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Killing machine, I know, but yeah, And and if you
punch it in the notes.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Does it work like that? If that was the case
in the surfer with the one arm would still have
her arm.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I say this because have you guys seen this?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I could.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I couldn't wait to talk about this because this is
a huge, great debate that the Internet is having right now.
Do you know about this time? Okay, the Internet is
currently debating who would win in a battle one hundred
men with no weapons.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Verse one gorilla, oh, one hundred men absolutely one gorilla
is let's stop, let's start with the internet.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Can't stop with this, but let's I'm gonna start playing
you some here.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Here's a TikTok.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
I can tell you right now, I would not join
a modern day hunting party of men because the question
is one hundred men versus one full grown silver backed gorilla.
And there are people out there like this that are
saying that the one hundred guys would win. And no, no,
they wouldn't know, just flat out no. A gorilla skin
you can't bite through it. Their bones somewhere between two
(02:12):
and four times as thick and dense as ours. Their
hand like their grip force is something like thirteen hundred pounds.
That means that with one hand they could crush your skull.
But dudes, this is what you're fighting. When they stand up,
they are six feet tall. They weigh about four hundred
pounds on average. They can lift, press, or pull somewhere
(02:34):
between two to four thousand pounds. For some perspective, that's
enough to tear your arm or your leg off.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
There's guys out here try to rationalize this, being like, well,
we're endurance animals and all of stuff. This thing could
operate at a quarter of its strength and still bodybag you.
And we haven't even addressed the fact that even if
you get close enough you can't damage it.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Son, Son, you're dead.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
No, it'd be one hundred on the list before the die.
But it's the numbers. You can pick pilot and choke
it to death. You can stick your hand like get
tell you guys to stick your hand down down its
mouth and just choke it to death.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Stick your hands.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
It will rip your hand on the.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Canines that it has.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yes, he's gonna bite your arm off.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Yeah, like yeah, the sinking fingers up a sover back's
nose and it's just like I do your thing. It's
gonna buy.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
There's a hundred of us.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Sanzi is in good company. Rick Ross also believes he
knows a few men that could beat the gorilla.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I know right now talking about one hundred men versus
a gorilla challenge that they're talking about.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I know it's kind of weird.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
I mean, do you think one hundred men even stand
a chance?
Speaker 7 (03:45):
I know, I know they would. What I got a
HOMEI y our name Sha kaZulu right now straight from Africa.
He might one on one take the gorilla. Then I
got g I Joe the back of the mouth.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Really, Okay, what about any celebrity, any celebrity friends that
you think that they would probably do good this?
Speaker 6 (04:05):
I know some people said Mike Tyson.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Some people said some of the crazy.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Names out there.
Speaker 7 (04:09):
Oh no, but my artist knew no breeze. He used
to do a thousand planks a federal penitentiary. And I
know I heard his choco was its an. Somebody got adds.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Goodbye Rick ross the internet. The Internet is internetting on this.
Somebody said, Will Smith with his wife's name in your
mouth would win mob of Eagles fans after the Super Bowl.
Ashton Hall and twenty clones. He's the guy who was
drinking the water at like four am at Solange coming
out of the elevator, a group of guys wearing black
(04:43):
Air Force ones. And this one got me because you
just can picture the girl that's wearing these and ones
to fight any girl wearing cookie monster p J. Yeah, Yeah, no,
like join it.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I got yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Man on each limb that's fifty and then ten more
on his chest at sixty and then forty of them
stomping its head.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Is this thing that the thing that you're you're talking about,
is it s dated? Because because you've got to be
able to grab onto the limb first middle of the corgos.
It has four hands. It's got four hands. It's gonna
plummet you into the ground.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
I just like look back at the studios when people
go to the zoo and the gorilla like, well, it.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Wasn't even a silver bag. It was just a regular monkey.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Silver back gorillas when they stand there six feet tall.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Like at the zoo where one like these two ladies
somehow got trapped trying to feed the gorilla.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
God I saw and he was like casing.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
He was casing them, bro, And he was looking at
them and they were petrol because they knew it.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
And that gets a hold of it over right.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
I don't I don't care who the hundred is, like,
I'm not no, not a silver but go aheads on,
joined the war kids.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
You know, the silver back dead.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
He's done.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Pracipe's a haram man. You know he'll be a good
one now