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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Well, it's not something I like to do often.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I certainly don't like to have to say I said
something and I take it back. I'm not gonna say
the S word because I don't think it's that serious.
But yesterday Foreign, when I was leaving the building, Santi
was walking over to the new car, a Porsche kai
In that I have described as a Subaru and a
(00:39):
mom vehicle, and I nothing, do you want this or not?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
So I said, oh, let me hop in for a second.
Let me let me get a feel. I hop in
Santi's new car.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Foreign. He turns it on, seats, starts massaging me.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
There you go, pretend you're at the nail parlor, okay,
getting a petty And they asked, you want the massage
chair on? There are massage chairs in the vehicle.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
It was massaging my back. I couldn't and.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
He goes, yeah, super chill, Yeah, no, you can just
like press the button down there if you went just
like depending if you went the back or like where
you want it.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I'm like, the car massages you.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
No, it's next level. The thing is sleek on the inside.
Again not a car person. But now I can I
get the six figure uh price.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yeah, honestly, never thought I would want to get my
back massage while drive them. It's actually pretty nice, and
again it's an unnecessary feature on the car.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Complete nice, but it's nice because I remember back in
the day when I didn't have like auto start.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I don't need auto start, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Then you get auto start and you're like, how was
I living without that? If you managed to get yourself
a car with heated seats, Oh, I don't need that,
but the heated seats warm the car up before the
heat warms up.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
So it's a nice little feature to have.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Well, fun fact about that car it doesn't have the auto.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Start, which is crazy because if you especially here when
it's cold out. So that's one thing about it that
I hate. Another thing it doesn't have an AM uh
station feed what Yes, because the car was built in Germany,
so they don't have AM there.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
So yeah. So the weird things about the car.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
That I like, I mean, how do you say to yourself,
I'm going to not install auto start, but I am
going to put a massage chair in the back seat.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Doesn't have that, right, it does not know? No, it's
just so yeah, which again could you.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Put it auto start in it? Because you know you can.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
I don't know for yeah you can, because.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I had a car once that didn't have it, and I.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Went to the but I wonder it would. I had
to change my key fob too, because.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
They usually give you another key fub and then what
they do is that they program it into your key flub,
so like mom, you hit lock open, lock open, and
the car starts.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I think I might have to do it because it's
a future. It's worth it, especially without whether. Yeah, but
that's a.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Good gift to ask for for the Christmas.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
There you go, all right, Yeah, well first ask for
sex or a different kinds and we'll add that.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Like on the way in today, I had I had
those things full blast and then I had the auto
drive just going, so I was just kicking back.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I was taken aback by that. I couldn't. I couldn't.
I was like, is this a massage chick?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
That was a sahara? Sahara, it's saharaing. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
That was actually my starting point to want to go
over and let.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Me see the sahara and see if I would describe
it as sahara or butter pea can as.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
But yeah, somewhere in the middle, it's nice. It's a
sleek vehicle.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
But again, it reminds me of maybe like no, no,
now I'm upgrading, maybe like a Mercedes SUV and the inside.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
That's what kind of a thank you? Ashley? Yeah, I
appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
I will stop saying super because when you say that,
it really gives the implication that I'm driving like this
mom type vehicle with screaming kids in the bath.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
He also did that thing where you know when people
are showing off their car.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
He's like, wait, I'm gonna I'm gonna read.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
This listen for the pop like I don't care.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I don't care, but he did. He had to show me.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
The pop thank you like you did right in my car.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
I did.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Yeah, it was two seconds because he took me to
my car in the garage, which was right there.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
But no, I'll give it to you man.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I don't think I'm not going to say the S word,
but I will say it is a nice vehicle.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Well, even you had this conversation, the S word is yeah,
not even important.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Still a running joke that he's going to be keeping
it for four years. I do not think he will.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Yeah, I have to keep it. I'm going to keep
it until least twenty twenty eight, till the warranty runs
out at the very least. No, I promise you, you guys,
I'll sign a contract.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
You must understand why we all believe I understand against you.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Even going back to when I started here, I've had
four cars since I started here.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
That's like crazy, like one a year.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Yeah, normal, it's not. I understand that. It's completely insane.
And then I'm also done with like dealing with like
car guys and car dealerships and all that stuff. I
just want to be settled into this and like going
going back to when I was a kid, this was
a dream car of mind to have, like this entire brand.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
So that's cool. Yeah, so I have like feel good
about it.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I myself just won a minivan, Like I'm I'm done, dude.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I mean, not necessarily a minivan, but I just I'm
done with like the I love being in a G
Wrangler so much, but with both the car seats, like
I have no space to live in there.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I just I'm done with it.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I want to be able to walk past the trunk
pass the button and it closes. I want the high
beams to come on and off, and I need space.
So if it's a minivan, it's a minivan and a.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Minivan though, because you can have an suv that's a
little bit on the bigger side, not on the bigger
side of but like a midsize one that has captain's chairs.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
And there's a third row.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Okay, we'll see. Do I need a third row?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I don't know, but I know you're asking. You're saying
a minivan, girl.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
You know that's where you put your your stuff and uh,
you know, stuff with the kids.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
The dogs can go back there. Yes, a third row
will be dead dogs and pets.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
She says, no more pets, but everybody says, no, thank
you for She's serious.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Pets are gone.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
But you're all.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Right, it's time.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I'm actually just going I'm gonna asked for a day
that works.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I'm just making them go with me to the dealership.
I'm not playing these games. It's done. I have much to.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Say about the Karen Read retrial next in the news.
None of it will matter to you because whoever did
Jen mckaid's caves spray tand the botox, the hair.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
A Look I will hire. Okay, we'll talk about it
next
Well, it's not something I like to do often.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I certainly don't like to have to say I said
something and I take it back. I'm not gonna say
the S word because I don't think it's that serious.
But yesterday Foreign, when I was leaving the building, Santi
was walking over to the new car, a Porsche kai
In that I have described as a Subaru and a
(00:39):
mom vehicle, and I nothing, do you want this or not?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
So I said, oh, let me hop in for a second.
Let me let me get a feel. I hop in
Santi's new car.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Foreign. He turns it on, seats, starts massaging me.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
There you go, pretend you're at the nail parlor, okay,
getting a petty And they asked, you want the massage
chair on? There are massage chairs in the vehicle.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
It was massaging my back. I couldn't and.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
He goes, yeah, super chill, Yeah, no, you can just
like press the button down there if you went just
like depending if you went the back or like where
you want it.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I'm like, the car massages you.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
No, it's next level. The thing is sleek on the inside.
Again not a car person. But now I can I
get the six figure uh price.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yeah, honestly, never thought I would want to get my
back massage while drive them. It's actually pretty nice, and
again it's an unnecessary feature on the car.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Complete nice, but it's nice because I remember back in
the day when I didn't have like auto start.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I don't need auto start, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Then you get auto start and you're like, how was
I living without that? If you managed to get yourself
a car with heated seats, Oh, I don't need that,
but the heated seats warm the car up before the
heat warms up.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
So it's a nice little feature to have.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Well, fun fact about that car it doesn't have the auto.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Start, which is crazy because if you especially here when
it's cold out. So that's one thing about it that
I hate. Another thing it doesn't have an AM uh
station feed what Yes, because the car was built in Germany,
so they don't have AM there.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
So yeah. So the weird things about the car.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
That I like, I mean, how do you say to yourself,
I'm going to not install auto start, but I am
going to put a massage chair in the back seat.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Doesn't have that, right, it does not know? No, it's
just so yeah, which again could you.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Put it auto start in it? Because you know you can.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
I don't know for yeah you can, because.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I had a car once that didn't have it, and I.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Went to the but I wonder it would. I had
to change my key fob too, because.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
They usually give you another key fub and then what
they do is that they program it into your key flub,
so like mom, you hit lock open, lock open, and
the car starts.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I think I might have to do it because it's
a future. It's worth it, especially without whether. Yeah, but
that's a.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Good gift to ask for for the Christmas.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
There you go, all right, Yeah, well first ask for
sex or a different kinds and we'll add that.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Like on the way in today, I had I had
those things full blast and then I had the auto
drive just going, so I was just kicking back.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I was taken aback by that. I couldn't. I couldn't.
I was like, is this a massage chick?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
That was a sahara? Sahara, it's saharaing. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
That was actually my starting point to want to go
over and let.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Me see the sahara and see if I would describe
it as sahara or butter pea can as.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
But yeah, somewhere in the middle, it's nice. It's a
sleek vehicle.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
But again, it reminds me of maybe like no, no,
now I'm upgrading, maybe like a Mercedes SUV and the inside.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
That's what kind of a thank you? Ashley? Yeah, I
appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
I will stop saying super because when you say that,
it really gives the implication that I'm driving like this
mom type vehicle with screaming kids in the bath.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
He also did that thing where you know when people
are showing off their car.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
He's like, wait, I'm gonna I'm gonna read.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
This listen for the pop like I don't care.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I don't care, but he did. He had to show me.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
The pop thank you like you did right in my car.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
I did.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Yeah, it was two seconds because he took me to
my car in the garage, which was right there.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
But no, I'll give it to you man.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I don't think I'm not going to say the S word,
but I will say it is a nice vehicle.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Well, even you had this conversation, the S word is yeah,
not even important.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Still a running joke that he's going to be keeping
it for four years. I do not think he will.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Yeah, I have to keep it. I'm going to keep
it until least twenty twenty eight, till the warranty runs
out at the very least. No, I promise you, you guys,
I'll sign a contract.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
You must understand why we all believe I understand against you.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Even going back to when I started here, I've had
four cars since I started here.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
That's like crazy, like one a year.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Yeah, normal, it's not. I understand that. It's completely insane.
And then I'm also done with like dealing with like
car guys and car dealerships and all that stuff. I
just want to be settled into this and like going
going back to when I was a kid, this was
a dream car of mind to have, like this entire brand.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
So that's cool. Yeah, so I have like feel good
about it.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I myself just won a minivan, Like I'm I'm done, dude.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I mean, not necessarily a minivan, but I just I'm
done with like the I love being in a G
Wrangler so much, but with both the car seats, like
I have no space to live in there.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I just I'm done with it.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I want to be able to walk past the trunk
pass the button and it closes. I want the high
beams to come on and off, and I need space.
So if it's a minivan, it's a minivan and a.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Minivan though, because you can have an suv that's a
little bit on the bigger side, not on the bigger
side of but like a midsize one that has captain's chairs.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
And there's a third row.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Okay, we'll see. Do I need a third row?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I don't know, but I know you're asking. You're saying
a minivan, girl.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
You know that's where you put your your stuff and uh,
you know, stuff with the kids.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
The dogs can go back there. Yes, a third row
will be dead dogs and pets.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
She says, no more pets, but everybody says, no, thank
you for She's serious.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Pets are gone.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
But you're all.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Right, it's time.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I'm actually just going I'm gonna asked for a day
that works.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I'm just making them go with me to the dealership.
I'm not playing these games. It's done. I have much to.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Say about the Karen Read retrial next in the news.
None of it will matter to you because whoever did
Jen mckaid's caves spray tand the botox, the hair.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
A Look I will hire. Okay, we'll talk about it
next
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