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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wake up, wake yo as wake.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Up hi, everybody.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
It can always throw your whole day off when you
wake up to, you know, something that's like frantic, like
a frantic scene.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
You know, if you use Karen Read as an example, but.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
You know, if you wake up to a screaming baby
or a toddler, that might make you uneasy.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
You don't wan't trying to wake up like that. Especially
on a Friday. Fireman's been sick. My alarm clock goes off.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I was up with the baby all night, so I'm
my damn So I turn my alarm off and all
of a sudden, it just smacks me. And the smell
is so bad, and I'm thinking to myself, this is
the first time in my marriage that the way this
man is smelling is.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Making like sick to my stomach.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
But I'm thinking maybe he's just this is the sickness,
and he you know, I'm trying to get over it.
I'm trying to get past it. So I get up
and I run into the bathroom and I shut the
bathroom door, and I'm like, can still smell it? It
has seeped its way into the bathroom. So now I'm like,
is he farting, like what is I don't know what's happening.
(01:24):
It was poopish, okay, but I was like, it's sickness.
I was trying to tell myself that I get ready.
In the whole time, I'm I'm like sniffing mice. I like,
I'm trying to get to the bottom of this. It's
so horrible. I remember there was a second there where
I'm like, is it it can't be my breath like
this get right, because I'm like, this is not I'd
be dead. I brush my teeth and can still. It's
(01:46):
just it was so I go to I'm done getting ready.
I go to leave the bathroom and I go back
out into the bedroom and it's just like it's taken
me down.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
It's bad. It is taking me down. I can't handle it.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
So I get out my flashlight on my phone and
I go over and his dog's little beady eyes are
just staring at me, and I'm like, I just knew
right my soul right there.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
I was like, you pooped somewhere in this room.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
And that's so then I I just flicked the light
on because at this point I look down and I
am standing in a pool of poop, like your feet
were I had, thank god my socks were on, and
like my toe had just started to get like wet
because it had come through.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
So I was taking my It was a pool of poop.
That was my morning. So like, I'm not right, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
It was just.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Thought about it, I thought.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I actually said to aj I, come in, I'm telling
her the story, and I go, I can still smell it,
like you know what it's like, it's still just on,
just on my nostrils.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I don't know. A couple of weeks she was she
made it through that, so that's great. Wow, she did it.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah, we all know.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
She's she made it through. That's great.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
But you're hoping that she's at I'm.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Not hoping anything close to I'm not hoping anything Twilight.
So I said to him, you know, he's off to work,
So I said, you know, what's the deal, Like what
are you? What are you thinking? And he just thinks
it's old eight. She's like, I think I needed, she
just needs. She used to be able to kind of
make it from bedtime through the night, but maybe she
can't make it through the night anymore. I suggested, maybe
(03:28):
she's getting into something outside like eating something in the backyard.
I don't know what's going on, but yeah, so that
was the start of my So I'm just off now
everything is it was a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
At least it's Friday.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Yeah, and I didn't have to clean it up, so
that's a positive.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
So what's the game plan. I can have a conversation
about timing, so I know you want to.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
I know you want to, So that's not that's another nature.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
It is, But at the same time, it kind of isn't. Yes,
it is really yeahs seventy five bucks.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Somebody actually me yesterday because I posted a photo of
the girls like looking out the back door and you
can see the fireman's dog right there, and they were like,
how do your girls interact with this dog if they
know that you And I'm like, here's the thing. I
coexist with the dog, like I feed it when I
have to, I do all my responsibilities.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
I let it out.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I have cleaned up it's poop, I have cleaned up
its throw up, like i've I do my wifely duties
with the dog. I just don't have a relationship with it.
I don't I'm not going to cuddle up with it
at night. I'm not I don't it's not for me.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
This reminds me of a story. This is somebody in
my family. I'm not gonna specify who.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Okay, but I have to specify everything. But okay, good
for you.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
It was somebody on my wife's side of the family.
There was a neighborhood dog that was like terrorizing everybody.
It was really bad. It was biting kids and all
this stuff. So what somebody in my wife's family did.
They took some anti freeze and gave it a bowl
of water.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Crime it.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Went. I wouldn't say, I would say, I wouldn't say
whether I wouldn't say did or not.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I don't know. Twenty years ago apparently, So.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Yeah, Statua limitations is over.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah, it was a bad dog.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Yeah, we couldn't just call animal control.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Right, like like the dogs not doing anything.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
No, But I guess to my point, it's like not
saying you should do that, because that's obviously crazy, but
like mother nature, you can control.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
You know what I'm saying. Dog poops in the room.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
This conversation has taken a crazy turn.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
And this is why I knew my day was going
to be worth your nuts.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
For that you're telling me you didn't consider it when
you were looking at the dog standing in poop, were like,
I'm not punch you in the face.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
No not no, yeah no I am not like.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
N was there. Can we not podcast this break because
you'll go to jail. That's number one.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Man to the fireman is gonna every time I feed
the dog and it's like, oh no, no.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
No, don't it's a little it's a little soggy.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Don't worry.
Wake up, wake yo as wake.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Up hi, everybody.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
It can always throw your whole day off when you
wake up to, you know, something that's like frantic, like
a frantic scene.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
You know, if you use Karen Read as an example, but.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
You know, if you wake up to a screaming baby
or a toddler, that might make you uneasy.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
You don't wan't trying to wake up like that. Especially
on a Friday. Fireman's been sick. My alarm clock goes off.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I was up with the baby all night, so I'm
my damn So I turn my alarm off and all
of a sudden, it just smacks me. And the smell
is so bad, and I'm thinking to myself, this is
the first time in my marriage that the way this
man is smelling is.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Making like sick to my stomach.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
But I'm thinking maybe he's just this is the sickness,
and he you know, I'm trying to get over it.
I'm trying to get past it. So I get up
and I run into the bathroom and I shut the
bathroom door, and I'm like, can still smell it? It
has seeped its way into the bathroom. So now I'm like,
is he farting, like what is I don't know what's happening.
(01:24):
It was poopish, okay, but I was like, it's sickness.
I was trying to tell myself that I get ready.
In the whole time, I'm I'm like sniffing mice. I like,
I'm trying to get to the bottom of this. It's
so horrible. I remember there was a second there where
I'm like, is it it can't be my breath like
this get right, because I'm like, this is not I'd
be dead. I brush my teeth and can still. It's
(01:46):
just it was so I go to I'm done getting ready.
I go to leave the bathroom and I go back
out into the bedroom and it's just like it's taken
me down.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
It's bad. It is taking me down. I can't handle it.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
So I get out my flashlight on my phone and
I go over and his dog's little beady eyes are
just staring at me, and I'm like, I just knew
right my soul right there.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
I was like, you pooped somewhere in this room.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
And that's so then I I just flicked the light
on because at this point I look down and I
am standing in a pool of poop, like your feet
were I had, thank god my socks were on, and
like my toe had just started to get like wet
because it had come through.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
So I was taking my It was a pool of poop.
That was my morning. So like, I'm not right, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
It was just.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Thought about it, I thought.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I actually said to aj I, come in, I'm telling
her the story, and I go, I can still smell it,
like you know what it's like, it's still just on,
just on my nostrils.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
I don't know. A couple of weeks she was she
made it through that, so that's great. Wow, she did it.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah, we all know.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
She's she made it through. That's great.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
But you're hoping that she's at I'm.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Not hoping anything close to I'm not hoping anything Twilight.
So I said to him, you know, he's off to work,
So I said, you know, what's the deal, Like what
are you? What are you thinking? And he just thinks
it's old eight. She's like, I think I needed, she
just needs. She used to be able to kind of
make it from bedtime through the night, but maybe she
can't make it through the night anymore. I suggested, maybe
(03:28):
she's getting into something outside like eating something in the backyard.
I don't know what's going on, but yeah, so that
was the start of my So I'm just off now
everything is it was a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
At least it's Friday.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Yeah, and I didn't have to clean it up, so
that's a positive.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
So what's the game plan. I can have a conversation
about timing, so I know you want to.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
I know you want to, So that's not that's another nature.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
It is, But at the same time, it kind of isn't. Yes,
it is really yeahs seventy five bucks.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Somebody actually me yesterday because I posted a photo of
the girls like looking out the back door and you
can see the fireman's dog right there, and they were like,
how do your girls interact with this dog if they
know that you And I'm like, here's the thing. I
coexist with the dog, like I feed it when I
have to, I do all my responsibilities.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
I let it out.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I have cleaned up it's poop, I have cleaned up
its throw up, like i've I do my wifely duties
with the dog. I just don't have a relationship with it.
I don't I'm not going to cuddle up with it
at night. I'm not I don't it's not for me.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
This reminds me of a story. This is somebody in
my family. I'm not gonna specify who.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Okay, but I have to specify everything. But okay, good
for you.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
It was somebody on my wife's side of the family.
There was a neighborhood dog that was like terrorizing everybody.
It was really bad. It was biting kids and all
this stuff. So what somebody in my wife's family did.
They took some anti freeze and gave it a bowl
of water.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Crime it.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Went. I wouldn't say, I would say, I wouldn't say
whether I wouldn't say did or not.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I don't know. Twenty years ago apparently, So.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Yeah, Statua limitations is over.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah, it was a bad dog.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Yeah, we couldn't just call animal control.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Right, like like the dogs not doing anything.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
No, But I guess to my point, it's like not
saying you should do that, because that's obviously crazy, but
like mother nature, you can control.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
You know what I'm saying. Dog poops in the room.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
This conversation has taken a crazy turn.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
And this is why I knew my day was going
to be worth your nuts.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
For that you're telling me you didn't consider it when
you were looking at the dog standing in poop, were like,
I'm not punch you in the face.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
No not no, yeah no I am not like.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
N was there. Can we not podcast this break because
you'll go to jail. That's number one.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Man to the fireman is gonna every time I feed
the dog and it's like, oh no, no.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
No, don't it's a little it's a little soggy.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Don't worry.
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