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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dashy and in Morning show with DJ four and it's Sat.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Morning Austin's number one for hip hop jam in ninety
four or five. Oh my god, you guys, I feel
like this is like a level of low for.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
You, you think, So I do, yeah, because I would call
it a high, would you? Yeah? Because I feel like
I've been doing pranks my entire life, and I feel
like this one is really like thought out and like
good right.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Santi loves pranks. We know this to be true. What
have I told everybody about this so far on the show?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Like? Do what do the listeners know about that? I
think the listeners know that I what exactly I bought
in that I planted at someplace from when I remember.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Okay, So, Santi loves the TikTok Shop and he finds
just the dumbest, dumbest things on there. And the latest
was there's that sound that goes off when you need
to change the batteries in your fire alarm, and we
all know that sound.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
It's so annoying.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
And on the.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
TikTok Shop they sold a pair of them and it's
like a little beep thing.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Well it wasn't a pair of them, it was just one,
but I bought two.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Just a correct thank you, thank you for correcting me,
because that's that makes it even more sad that that's
what you did. So he's so hype coming in here,
you guys, and he's like, ash, look at this, and
he's beeping it for me, and we're gonna reveal that.
Of course, I mean, who else are we going to
prank other than kiss went Away? Because it's they're the
(01:29):
ones that get the most mad, so they gave they
give us too much energy back. If they just ignored
us and didn't react, we wouldn't do it.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
But there's always a reaction out of them.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
So we know Justin from kis went Await's schedule and
when he goes to the bathroom and everything. So we
went into his studio and by the way, it's a
wee thing now because I was with him and Santi
planted the first.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Beeper behind his TV.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Okay, so this one was a slow burned because a
couple of days had gone by and we didn't hear
anything about it.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Mind you, this this is an.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Advanced prank to me, Like, I don't think Justin was
ever going to hear that. Ben be like Santy, you
know what.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I mean, Like this is advanced that which is also sad.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
So later in the week, I want to say, it
was like Thursday, we go in his studio and it
goes off and.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
He's so happy. So it goes off and.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Justin goes, did you guys hear that? You know, like
they got to fix the fire alarms in this building?
Like I've emailed once. Santy heard I've emailed, He's one ye.
So this morning Justin has no idea about this. But
this morning I texted him and I said, hey, can
you send me a screenshot of the email that you
sent the building about your fire alarms? Ours is doing
(02:49):
it now too. His response to me, here's the email.
But this is called karma.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Mind you. He thinks that.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Because Santi and I laughed that the fire alarm was
broken there that my karma.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
My karma is that ours is not broke. Ours isn't broke.
You're the subject of our break. Okay, you're giving me fuel.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
So the email, it's just titled smoke detector battery. Hello, Terry,
the smoke detector outside Kiss studio has had low battery
and it is chirping every thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Or so police fix. Imagine on the other end, yeah,
and being like, wait a second, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah, so you would like that's enough, Like Santi's one
deep deep, this man is sending emails to the building
to get the fire alarm fixed. That. By the way,
their things probably aren't even on battery here, they're probably
wired in.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Terry Pye saw that and was like, what the little
we leave the studio.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
He's giggling, And then he comes in on Friday and
he tells me, I'm gonna put I'm gonna put the
other chirper in Justin's bag.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I'm like, you can't stop, Like you can't.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Nothing is enough for him, So he put the second
one in Justin's little work bag that he carries. Mind you,
that work bag is so miniature. I don't even know
where you put it.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, it put it like underneath because it has a
pad that runs to the bottom of the whole thing.
So I put it like right underneath there. But it's
like in the right spot. So it's enough where he
can hear it, but he's unsure where it's where it's
coming from.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yeah, So Santy made me text him back this morning
and say yeah, the battery.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I'm so embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
The battery has been going off so much that I
feel like I'm hearing it at home, because he wanted.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Just to say back to me, I am too.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
No, this is this is the type of noise where
it drives you insane. So I know he was in
his car when he heard it, but he's like, wait,
I didn't just hear that. But I feel like now
the payoffs can be good because I'm pretty sure he like,
you know what, I heard it like all week in long.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
No clue.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
No.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Well, Santy put it in such a good place.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Like everybody's TVs are mounted in their studio, so Santy
put it on the TV mount behind the TV so.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
You cannot see it. But when it goes off in
the studio, it's fairly loud.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah. Also, you're not in the situation or in just
in the mindset to think that somebody's pranking you. You
just think that that's a very alarm, right, You're like, oh,
they take a fire alarm in his whip, though, like
he should think about that the bad way.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
My cards said it to go off I think every minutes,
so there's no way in his commute home that day
he did.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
He definitely heard it, but he's second guessing. He's like,
there's no way that just went off. That's all in
my head.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
How do you want to play this?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Do you want us to have people leave him talkbacks
because you know he's obsessed with the talkbacks, that's all
he does down there. So do you want people to
leave him talkbacks people don't checked behind the TV? Or
do we just keep going as someone's already probably snitched?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Probably, but I think we keep going. But he's he's
gonna find that at some point. But I think we
just let it go be dope with people voice notes
over there talking about h I hear y'all having bad
we issue? Yes, that's right there.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
That's just leave talk by just being like, yoah, hear
y'all got bad we issues over the down here?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
What did you do? And mind you.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
The saddest part of it all is that now sounds
he wants to do a cricket.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yeah, this one's from bout control, so you can't press
it and it goes off like that one.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
We got to advance.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I think we need to put that in like Lisa's purse,
like the cricket needs to go to Milton.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
These are all sounds that would drive people insane.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Hundred and that's why it got to the point where
he's sending whole emails.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
To the bill.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
But it really does go back to the fact that
you have a problem, like I don't know how much
you spent on that.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
They were like thirteen bucks each, but the twenty six dollars. Yeah.
The best part about this when it came in the mail.
My wife opened it and she was like, what is this.
She was like, for the first time in a long time,
upset that I did that. I did that, I did this,
And she went to the point was like, why did
I marry such a weird person? Like who buys something?
Speaker 3 (06:59):
It's crazy?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
It is such a waste of time. But it's a
waste of time, but we're all having a laugh.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
So once that he once he sent that email.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, then I knew that that I wont That's all
I needed, all I needed over here, Like wow, yeah, is.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
For you were just answering the phones.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
But he has since purchased a cricket Noise, So the
cricket's next.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
I think the cricket needs to.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Go in Lisa's purse. Let's really, oh, Whitties.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Better yet, let's get this Whitty's Whinnie's new boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
In his hand that she shows on Instagram. It was
going to be sham in ninety four to five traffic,
ninety THI southbound, your delays are starting up by the
one twenty eighth stretcher. They continue all the way down
to the Zacon. But Row one southbound was looking good.
But now the delays are starting by Sagas High School,
right by the Kyloon, all the way down to the
Tobe in the expressing northbound forty minute ride after.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
The splits, doesn't just came in here and we were
we were geared up, and we were ready.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Wanted to talk about his calves.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Took his pants off to show Santi how good his
calves are looking. So he he's walking back now to
his computer where we can only believe somebody snitched.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
But he's gonna hear all the talk backs and be like,
that's so crazy that they know they must be able
to hear it, like on the air.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
When I'm doing that, I'm really hoping he can put
two and two together. If he can't figure that out,
that his.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Mindset's not in the part of like thinking that it's
a prank, right, it's just like, oh, wow, they can
actually hear it, so he's going to send an email back.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I thought the day that you super glued the chip bags,
emptied the chips out and put notes in them, I
really thought that was we were peaking there. But there's
levels to this. Someone just messaged me and goes, oh
my godsh you have to tell Santi there's a fart
one and you can like hide it in people's bags
and they fart or people think that they're farting, and
it's just uncomfortable for everybody in the room that that
(08:42):
might send them that one.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Right when we're done with this segment, I'm gonna buy
it done. Little Billy Costa farts
Dashy and in Morning show with DJ four and it's Sat.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Morning Austin's number one for hip hop jam in ninety
four or five. Oh my god, you guys, I feel
like this is like a level of low for.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
You, you think, So I do, yeah, because I would call
it a high, would you? Yeah? Because I feel like
I've been doing pranks my entire life, and I feel
like this one is really like thought out and like
good right.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Santi loves pranks. We know this to be true. What
have I told everybody about this so far on the show?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Like? Do what do the listeners know about that? I
think the listeners know that I what exactly I bought
in that I planted at someplace from when I remember.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Okay, So, Santi loves the TikTok Shop and he finds
just the dumbest, dumbest things on there. And the latest
was there's that sound that goes off when you need
to change the batteries in your fire alarm, and we
all know that sound.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
It's so annoying.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
And on the.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
TikTok Shop they sold a pair of them and it's
like a little beep thing.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Well it wasn't a pair of them, it was just one,
but I bought two.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Just a correct thank you, thank you for correcting me,
because that's that makes it even more sad that that's
what you did. So he's so hype coming in here,
you guys, and he's like, ash, look at this, and
he's beeping it for me, and we're gonna reveal that.
Of course, I mean, who else are we going to
prank other than kiss went Away? Because it's they're the
(01:29):
ones that get the most mad, so they gave they
give us too much energy back. If they just ignored
us and didn't react, we wouldn't do it.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
But there's always a reaction out of them.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
So we know Justin from kis went Await's schedule and
when he goes to the bathroom and everything. So we
went into his studio and by the way, it's a
wee thing now because I was with him and Santi
planted the first.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Beeper behind his TV.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Okay, so this one was a slow burned because a
couple of days had gone by and we didn't hear
anything about it.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Mind you, this this is an.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Advanced prank to me, Like, I don't think Justin was
ever going to hear that. Ben be like Santy, you
know what.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I mean, Like this is advanced that which is also sad.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
So later in the week, I want to say, it
was like Thursday, we go in his studio and it
goes off and.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
He's so happy. So it goes off and.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Justin goes, did you guys hear that? You know, like
they got to fix the fire alarms in this building?
Like I've emailed once. Santy heard I've emailed, He's one ye.
So this morning Justin has no idea about this. But
this morning I texted him and I said, hey, can
you send me a screenshot of the email that you
sent the building about your fire alarms? Ours is doing
(02:49):
it now too. His response to me, here's the email.
But this is called karma.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Mind you. He thinks that.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Because Santi and I laughed that the fire alarm was
broken there that my karma.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
My karma is that ours is not broke. Ours isn't broke.
You're the subject of our break. Okay, you're giving me fuel.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
So the email, it's just titled smoke detector battery. Hello, Terry,
the smoke detector outside Kiss studio has had low battery
and it is chirping every thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Or so police fix. Imagine on the other end, yeah,
and being like, wait a second, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah, so you would like that's enough, Like Santi's one
deep deep, this man is sending emails to the building
to get the fire alarm fixed. That. By the way,
their things probably aren't even on battery here, they're probably
wired in.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Terry Pye saw that and was like, what the little
we leave the studio.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
He's giggling, And then he comes in on Friday and
he tells me, I'm gonna put I'm gonna put the
other chirper in Justin's bag.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I'm like, you can't stop, Like you can't.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Nothing is enough for him, So he put the second
one in Justin's little work bag that he carries. Mind you,
that work bag is so miniature. I don't even know
where you put it.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, it put it like underneath because it has a
pad that runs to the bottom of the whole thing.
So I put it like right underneath there. But it's
like in the right spot. So it's enough where he
can hear it, but he's unsure where it's where it's
coming from.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yeah, So Santy made me text him back this morning
and say yeah, the battery.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I'm so embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
The battery has been going off so much that I
feel like I'm hearing it at home, because he wanted.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Just to say back to me, I am too.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
No, this is this is the type of noise where
it drives you insane. So I know he was in
his car when he heard it, but he's like, wait,
I didn't just hear that. But I feel like now
the payoffs can be good because I'm pretty sure he like,
you know what, I heard it like all week in long.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
No clue.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
No.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Well, Santy put it in such a good place.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Like everybody's TVs are mounted in their studio, so Santy
put it on the TV mount behind the TV so.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
You cannot see it. But when it goes off in
the studio, it's fairly loud.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah. Also, you're not in the situation or in just
in the mindset to think that somebody's pranking you. You
just think that that's a very alarm, right, You're like, oh,
they take a fire alarm in his whip, though, like
he should think about that the bad way.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
My cards said it to go off I think every minutes,
so there's no way in his commute home that day
he did.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
He definitely heard it, but he's second guessing. He's like,
there's no way that just went off. That's all in
my head.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
How do you want to play this?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Do you want us to have people leave him talkbacks
because you know he's obsessed with the talkbacks, that's all
he does down there. So do you want people to
leave him talkbacks people don't checked behind the TV? Or
do we just keep going as someone's already probably snitched?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Probably, but I think we keep going. But he's he's
gonna find that at some point. But I think we
just let it go be dope with people voice notes
over there talking about h I hear y'all having bad
we issue? Yes, that's right there.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
That's just leave talk by just being like, yoah, hear
y'all got bad we issues over the down here?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
What did you do? And mind you.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
The saddest part of it all is that now sounds
he wants to do a cricket.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yeah, this one's from bout control, so you can't press
it and it goes off like that one.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
We got to advance.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I think we need to put that in like Lisa's purse,
like the cricket needs to go to Milton.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
These are all sounds that would drive people insane.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Hundred and that's why it got to the point where
he's sending whole emails.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
To the bill.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
But it really does go back to the fact that
you have a problem, like I don't know how much
you spent on that.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
They were like thirteen bucks each, but the twenty six dollars. Yeah.
The best part about this when it came in the mail.
My wife opened it and she was like, what is this.
She was like, for the first time in a long time,
upset that I did that. I did that, I did this,
And she went to the point was like, why did
I marry such a weird person? Like who buys something?
Speaker 3 (06:59):
It's crazy?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
It is such a waste of time. But it's a
waste of time, but we're all having a laugh.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
So once that he once he sent that email.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, then I knew that that I wont That's all
I needed, all I needed over here, Like wow, yeah, is.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
For you were just answering the phones.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
But he has since purchased a cricket Noise, So the
cricket's next.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
I think the cricket needs to.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Go in Lisa's purse. Let's really, oh, Whitties.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Better yet, let's get this Whitty's Whinnie's new boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
In his hand that she shows on Instagram. It was
going to be sham in ninety four to five traffic,
ninety THI southbound, your delays are starting up by the
one twenty eighth stretcher. They continue all the way down
to the Zacon. But Row one southbound was looking good.
But now the delays are starting by Sagas High School,
right by the Kyloon, all the way down to the
Tobe in the expressing northbound forty minute ride after.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
The splits, doesn't just came in here and we were
we were geared up, and we were ready.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Wanted to talk about his calves.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Took his pants off to show Santi how good his
calves are looking. So he he's walking back now to
his computer where we can only believe somebody snitched.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
But he's gonna hear all the talk backs and be like,
that's so crazy that they know they must be able
to hear it, like on the air.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
When I'm doing that, I'm really hoping he can put
two and two together. If he can't figure that out,
that his.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Mindset's not in the part of like thinking that it's
a prank, right, it's just like, oh, wow, they can
actually hear it, so he's going to send an email back.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I thought the day that you super glued the chip bags,
emptied the chips out and put notes in them, I
really thought that was we were peaking there. But there's
levels to this. Someone just messaged me and goes, oh
my godsh you have to tell Santi there's a fart
one and you can like hide it in people's bags
and they fart or people think that they're farting, and
it's just uncomfortable for everybody in the room that that
(08:42):
might send them that one.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Right when we're done with this segment, I'm gonna buy
it done. Little Billy Costa farts
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