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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, well, well, here we are again Monday. The weekends
just fly.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
By, especially when you're a parent.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yeah, I'm already on I'm me.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Were you up all night?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I don't sleep. I have no rest for the weary.
I showed you a picture this morning. Baby is sick.
Bro I I don't even know where the snot is
coming from it this.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
But that that was worse than That's the worst one
I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
It's crazy. It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
And she's too She's too little, Like I would never
even if they were like, oh, let's I wouldn't even
I wouldn't even put medicine in her.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
She's just a little nugget. She's just a baby.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
So I thought about calling the doctor, but I'm like,
for what, you know, It's just she just has to
build a permune system.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
She has to get past it.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
She's had runny noses before, obviously, But that picture I
showed you this morning was post sneeze. When she sneezes,
the snot can cover up her whole mouth. At this point,
that's how much comes out. It's crazy. I've never been
more thankful for these long nails, because I was dig
and dig and dig, and I mean the one positive
it's not she's not blocked up.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Oh, I know, whatever was in there is completely out.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
I've that like, you couldn't post that picture because it's
so disturbing.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I know, I thought about it in my head. I
was like, it was crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
It's big in the color too, man.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
No, it's bright green, and it's covering her chin. It's
from her nose down to her chin. It's it's it's
crazy land. So you know how I am with sleep
training and all those things, but when she's like this,
I don't even give it but a minute until mommy's
in the room because I just feel so bad. And
the more she cries, the more this snock comes out,
(01:46):
and then she can't breathe.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
And when she's trying to nurse now it's like because
you can't breathe her nose. You know, it's so sad.
So she was up a time last night. I'm just
prepared for this week.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
There's the little to no sleep, a lot of coffee,
a lot of cocaine, and just we're getting through it.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Like that, Like that mixture sounds amazing up for weeks.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
It doesn't bother my breast milk at all, but.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
I will say, I mean it will end at some point.
It might be a couple of years, but there's light
at the end.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Of the tunnel.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah, it's funny.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
It's funny because we, you know, household things. We were
trying to decide what curtains to put up in our bedroom,
and so I was spending hundreds of dollars on curtains
because what I would do is I would buy one panel,
because a lot of them they sell by panel, and
I'd put the panel up and I'd stare at it
for a couple of days and I'd be like, I
(02:37):
don't like that panel, and I would return it.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Oh, let's get a new pan.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
And I did this for weeks, trying to figure out
what curt This is my life, trying to what curtain
I wanted. And then I came to the conclusion that
I was buying all of these blackout curtains and it
was it was shrinking the room. So when I bought
these light filtering curtains, it was opening up this And
(03:01):
the main reason I'm allowed to do that is because
we don't sleep.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, what do we need? What do we need?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Blackout curtains? For right now.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
We were dying laughing last night, being like we we
could get blackout curtains.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Maybe in like seven years.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
That's very true.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
You know, there's no point we're we are up before
the sun.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
But when you get to that point, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
It's gonna feel so on the weekend, it's gonna feel
so great and not having the responsibility of getting up
and having just to be like, yeah, helicopter parenting.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Yeah, what I mean is like just like in like
the mix. Now my kids get up. They been for themselves.
My youngest, you know, he eats his breakfast, he's downstairs
watching TV. It's great, No, it's yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I mean, she's the baby was up this morning, this morning,
and every morning this weekend, especially her being sick at
five thirty. She's usually a six thirty galley. But and
I bring her up to the bed and all nurse
her in the bed. But it's like, I got it,
Like you're saying, I gotta be I gotta be up.
I guess stuff to do. I got a feed her.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
I think it was on Saturday. I woke up and
I checked my phone. It was like nine to thirty,
and I saw your story and I'm like, Wow, she's up.
But then I looked at the time. It'ste from three
hours ago. I'm like, oh my god, Saturday.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I I sometimes have moments I'll look at the clock
and I'll be like, I've lived a life and it's
ten Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I have lived in an entire life and it's ten am.
Like you wouldn't even believe the things I can get done.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
But I also I lived that life for a soul,
you know, Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
It's fine. We're good.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
DJ Forren's still in Jamaica.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I don't have him on Snapchat, but I guess that's
he's really active there. So he's having a good time
from what we gather. But duels is here.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Couldn't come in. Last week, Sleepy.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
No, I was in Las Vegas.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
We were like, yes, he's in this place called b Ed.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Are you talking about those blackout currents? I was like, yes,
I need those black.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, everybody gets them when they're adult age. So what's
up with you? How are you? What's going on?
Speaker 5 (04:53):
I'm great, just you know, just came back from a lot.
I literally got off the plane, grabbed my car, came here. Wow,
laid down for like an hour.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
So you had like a red eye.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Yeah, well I landed at twelve, but my shuttle, the
Logan Express, didn't get me until like one o'clock. Uh yeah,
like one o'clock, one thirty.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
So yeah, it's been Vegas man. Yeah, hooker's high.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Okay, okay, no hookers.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I mean he said, you're right.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I made a cocaine joke. We can talk about hookers.
It's fine. Yeah, there, you're right. Nothing off limits here. Myself,
Santi and j Jewls hold it down. Wrn't everybody hope
you had a great weekend.
Well, well, well, here we are again Monday. The weekends
just fly.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
By, especially when you're a parent.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yeah, I'm already on I'm me.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Were you up all night?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I don't sleep. I have no rest for the weary.
I showed you a picture this morning. Baby is sick.
Bro I I don't even know where the snot is
coming from it this.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
But that that was worse than That's the worst one
I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
It's crazy. It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
And she's too She's too little, Like I would never
even if they were like, oh, let's I wouldn't even
I wouldn't even put medicine in her.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
She's just a little nugget. She's just a baby.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
So I thought about calling the doctor, but I'm like,
for what, you know, It's just she just has to
build a permune system.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
She has to get past it.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
She's had runny noses before, obviously, But that picture I
showed you this morning was post sneeze. When she sneezes,
the snot can cover up her whole mouth. At this point,
that's how much comes out. It's crazy. I've never been
more thankful for these long nails, because I was dig
and dig and dig, and I mean the one positive
it's not she's not blocked up.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Oh, I know, whatever was in there is completely out.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
I've that like, you couldn't post that picture because it's
so disturbing.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I know, I thought about it in my head. I
was like, it was crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
It's big in the color too, man.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
No, it's bright green, and it's covering her chin. It's
from her nose down to her chin. It's it's it's
crazy land. So you know how I am with sleep
training and all those things, but when she's like this,
I don't even give it but a minute until mommy's
in the room because I just feel so bad. And
the more she cries, the more this snock comes out,
(01:46):
and then she can't breathe.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
And when she's trying to nurse now it's like because
you can't breathe her nose. You know, it's so sad.
So she was up a time last night. I'm just
prepared for this week.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
There's the little to no sleep, a lot of coffee,
a lot of cocaine, and just we're getting through it.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Like that, Like that mixture sounds amazing up for weeks.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
It doesn't bother my breast milk at all, but.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
I will say, I mean it will end at some point.
It might be a couple of years, but there's light
at the end.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Of the tunnel.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah, it's funny.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
It's funny because we, you know, household things. We were
trying to decide what curtains to put up in our bedroom,
and so I was spending hundreds of dollars on curtains
because what I would do is I would buy one panel,
because a lot of them they sell by panel, and
I'd put the panel up and I'd stare at it
for a couple of days and I'd be like, I
(02:37):
don't like that panel, and I would return it.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Oh, let's get a new pan.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
And I did this for weeks, trying to figure out
what curt This is my life, trying to what curtain
I wanted. And then I came to the conclusion that
I was buying all of these blackout curtains and it
was it was shrinking the room. So when I bought
these light filtering curtains, it was opening up this And
(03:01):
the main reason I'm allowed to do that is because
we don't sleep.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, what do we need? What do we need?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Blackout curtains? For right now.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
We were dying laughing last night, being like we we
could get blackout curtains.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Maybe in like seven years.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
That's very true.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
You know, there's no point we're we are up before
the sun.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
But when you get to that point, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
It's gonna feel so on the weekend, it's gonna feel
so great and not having the responsibility of getting up
and having just to be like, yeah, helicopter parenting.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Yeah, what I mean is like just like in like
the mix. Now my kids get up. They been for themselves.
My youngest, you know, he eats his breakfast, he's downstairs
watching TV. It's great, No, it's yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
I mean, she's the baby was up this morning, this morning,
and every morning this weekend, especially her being sick at
five thirty. She's usually a six thirty galley. But and
I bring her up to the bed and all nurse
her in the bed. But it's like, I got it,
Like you're saying, I gotta be I gotta be up.
I guess stuff to do. I got a feed her.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
I think it was on Saturday. I woke up and
I checked my phone. It was like nine to thirty,
and I saw your story and I'm like, Wow, she's up.
But then I looked at the time. It'ste from three
hours ago. I'm like, oh my god, Saturday.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I I sometimes have moments I'll look at the clock
and I'll be like, I've lived a life and it's
ten Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I have lived in an entire life and it's ten am.
Like you wouldn't even believe the things I can get done.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
But I also I lived that life for a soul,
you know, Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
It's fine. We're good.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
DJ Forren's still in Jamaica.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I don't have him on Snapchat, but I guess that's
he's really active there. So he's having a good time
from what we gather. But duels is here.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Couldn't come in. Last week, Sleepy.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
No, I was in Las Vegas.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
We were like, yes, he's in this place called b Ed.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Are you talking about those blackout currents? I was like, yes,
I need those black.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, everybody gets them when they're adult age. So what's
up with you? How are you? What's going on?
Speaker 5 (04:53):
I'm great, just you know, just came back from a lot.
I literally got off the plane, grabbed my car, came here. Wow,
laid down for like an hour.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
So you had like a red eye.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Yeah, well I landed at twelve, but my shuttle, the
Logan Express, didn't get me until like one o'clock. Uh yeah,
like one o'clock, one thirty.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
So yeah, it's been Vegas man. Yeah, hooker's high.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Okay, okay, no hookers.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I mean he said, you're right.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I made a cocaine joke. We can talk about hookers.
It's fine. Yeah, there, you're right. Nothing off limits here. Myself,
Santi and j Jewls hold it down. Wrn't everybody hope
you had a great weekend.
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