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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wait, Joe, wake up.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'll try. I know, I feel like Maddie right now.
Now I'm not a fan.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
They're actually on.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Ashley, I am on you.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
You're on the air.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I'm on the air now.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah, you're gonna listen. So when the intro plays, then
you start talking. But this is the issue when one
shows up late for work and we're not just talking
about a couple of minutes, because you're in Braintree. So
that being said, you're at least thirty minutes away.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yo, at least. And I when I put it in
my maps, because I'm like, let me just see what
this is gonna look like, the red just keeps growing
and growing and growing and growing. Honestly, I complain about
our schedule and getting up in the morning. I feel
worse for the people who have to sit in this commute.
I can't handle it. I can't. It's one day.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Well, that's what they talk about. Like I think for
the most part, like driving to and from work, it's fine.
It's sitting in the jam pack traffic. That's an issue.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
That's a fact, because if you're mood, you can handle it.
But like this, like I think I hear you say
stop and go seven hundred times during the day, but
when you're actually in stop and go, like I want
to vomit. This is not this is not fun for me. Well,
I what a literal morning. So my alarm clock goes off.
I'm so used to Nanny Helen being early, like she's
(01:19):
just an early bird, and I didn't get the text
from her that she was there. But I just power
through and I'm getting ready and I'm getting ready. Now
it's it's go time. It's literally four thirty and I
have no text from her, I have no calls. I
just I didn't even play. I immediately called Santi Forn
and was like, something is wrong. I'm going to be late.
(01:41):
I think you guys should be thanking God that she
basically flew Overn to Marshall because I was full on
ready at five forty five to wake the girls and
bring them to the studio, and then the fireman would
have had to come to pick them up. That would
have out of I was thinking about me trying to
do the news with one on the boob and the
(02:04):
other one being like mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy. Now it
would have been a scene in there.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Well, it would have been like entertaining, at the very least,
something different to imagine you haven't kid, and I would
have honestly loved the fact to see you mothering feeding
your child right in front of me.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, a shock, mothering feeding. Trying to say that the
Celtics suck all at once. It just it would have
been far too much. But anyways, what's up with you? Guys?
This is this is so strange. I'm just in traffic
talking to you. What's up? What I miss?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Nothing? Really nothing. The only thing that's been on my
mind is that you're sitting in a car right now.
So this is like like perspective wise, this is never
I've never experienced this where like the host has been
on the phone on the way to work, like we've
done calls and stuff in the past, but like this
is the only time this has happened. And this is
going back to like it's happened that kissed one and wait,
(02:59):
Maddie's on the phone many times because he said rolling
late at at times. But besides that, like this experience
has been something different, Like it's kind of fun.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah, you know, for I'm not kidding, Like I remember
when I first started in radio, it was like a
common thing that Maddie would call in to do his
first break because he was late, and I always thought
that was so crazy him like that, who like, who
does that? It's just me?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, But the difference to me, I like the difference
is like you had a real excuse. And I'm not
going into what he but there were times when you
just wake up and like you.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Late.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Yeah, And the crazy thing was it was just fine,
Like nobody said anything when you.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, I was gonna say it was like the billboard said,
it's just Maddie being Maddie. That's literally it now as
on that level, yeah, like the billboard. You know, I
think I'd put a billboard up that, so it's just
Ashley being Ashley. I would. I would really appreciate that.
(03:58):
And it's it's so I like I got a good night.
Everything was lining up, like I got a good night's sleep.
The baby was only up to like eleven, which is great,
and I, you know, everything was looking like it was
going to be good. And now I'm just looking at
red break lights right like everything is straight. She's good,
(04:18):
you know, And that was my big thing. I was
so worried that so this is just again, we've we've
known Helen for four years now and this has never happened.
And I was like, I kind of thought the same
thing born. I'm like, oh man, but no, she's fine.
She was. There were tears, she was so panicked. She
was like, she just put its way. I was in
(04:39):
my jeep in the driveway ready to go, so the
second she pulled in, I could pull out. So I
haven't like talked to her in person, just over the phone,
but she's in she's probably listening right now, bawling, crying
in my kitchen.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
But one of the things that happens, though, this happens
to a lot of people, like every single Yeah, it's
just I think the child thing is that we have
a job. Is that when we're late for work, people
can hear it.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah, that's at one hundred percent the issue, because I mean,
you know, I was talking to the fireman this morning.
I was like, if it was you, it would be nothingness.
You would call your chief lieutenant and be like I'm
going to be here at this time, and no one
would know. The wiser Right now, everybody knows five. Yeah,
I mean listen, we're good, We're and anything we do
(05:27):
is going to be better than what the Celtics did
last night. Go ahead ask you can hit the song
fourteen seconds to say this. I might be late. I
may have messed up the first hour of the show,
but I didn't blow a twenty point lead and lose
a second game in the playoffs. Somebody needs to get
it together over there.
Wait, Joe, wake up.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I'll try. I know, I feel like Maddie right now.
Now I'm not a fan.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
They're actually on.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Ashley, I am on you.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
You're on the air.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I'm on the air now.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah, you're gonna listen. So when the intro plays, then
you start talking. But this is the issue when one
shows up late for work and we're not just talking
about a couple of minutes, because you're in Braintree. So
that being said, you're at least thirty minutes away.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yo, at least. And I when I put it in
my maps, because I'm like, let me just see what
this is gonna look like, the red just keeps growing
and growing and growing and growing. Honestly, I complain about
our schedule and getting up in the morning. I feel
worse for the people who have to sit in this commute.
I can't handle it. I can't. It's one day.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Well, that's what they talk about. Like I think for
the most part, like driving to and from work, it's fine.
It's sitting in the jam pack traffic. That's an issue.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
That's a fact, because if you're mood, you can handle it.
But like this, like I think I hear you say
stop and go seven hundred times during the day, but
when you're actually in stop and go, like I want
to vomit. This is not this is not fun for me. Well,
I what a literal morning. So my alarm clock goes off.
I'm so used to Nanny Helen being early, like she's
(01:19):
just an early bird, and I didn't get the text
from her that she was there. But I just power
through and I'm getting ready and I'm getting ready. Now
it's it's go time. It's literally four thirty and I
have no text from her, I have no calls. I
just I didn't even play. I immediately called Santi Forn
and was like, something is wrong. I'm going to be late.
(01:41):
I think you guys should be thanking God that she
basically flew Overn to Marshall because I was full on
ready at five forty five to wake the girls and
bring them to the studio, and then the fireman would
have had to come to pick them up. That would
have out of I was thinking about me trying to
do the news with one on the boob and the
(02:04):
other one being like mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy. Now it
would have been a scene in there.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Well, it would have been like entertaining, at the very least,
something different to imagine you haven't kid, and I would
have honestly loved the fact to see you mothering feeding
your child right in front of me.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Yeah, a shock, mothering feeding. Trying to say that the
Celtics suck all at once. It just it would have
been far too much. But anyways, what's up with you? Guys?
This is this is so strange. I'm just in traffic
talking to you. What's up? What I miss?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Nothing? Really nothing. The only thing that's been on my
mind is that you're sitting in a car right now.
So this is like like perspective wise, this is never
I've never experienced this where like the host has been
on the phone on the way to work, like we've
done calls and stuff in the past, but like this
is the only time this has happened. And this is
going back to like it's happened that kissed one and wait,
(02:59):
Maddie's on the phone many times because he said rolling
late at at times. But besides that, like this experience
has been something different, Like it's kind of fun.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah, you know, for I'm not kidding, Like I remember
when I first started in radio, it was like a
common thing that Maddie would call in to do his
first break because he was late, and I always thought
that was so crazy him like that, who like, who
does that? It's just me?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, But the difference to me, I like the difference
is like you had a real excuse. And I'm not
going into what he but there were times when you
just wake up and like you.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Late.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Yeah, And the crazy thing was it was just fine,
Like nobody said anything when you.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, I was gonna say it was like the billboard said,
it's just Maddie being Maddie. That's literally it now as
on that level, yeah, like the billboard. You know, I
think I'd put a billboard up that, so it's just
Ashley being Ashley. I would. I would really appreciate that.
(03:58):
And it's it's so I like I got a good night.
Everything was lining up, like I got a good night's sleep.
The baby was only up to like eleven, which is great,
and I, you know, everything was looking like it was
going to be good. And now I'm just looking at
red break lights right like everything is straight. She's good,
(04:18):
you know, And that was my big thing. I was
so worried that so this is just again, we've we've
known Helen for four years now and this has never happened.
And I was like, I kind of thought the same
thing born. I'm like, oh man, but no, she's fine.
She was. There were tears, she was so panicked. She
was like, she just put its way. I was in
(04:39):
my jeep in the driveway ready to go, so the
second she pulled in, I could pull out. So I
haven't like talked to her in person, just over the phone,
but she's in she's probably listening right now, bawling, crying
in my kitchen.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
But one of the things that happens, though, this happens
to a lot of people, like every single Yeah, it's
just I think the child thing is that we have
a job. Is that when we're late for work, people
can hear it.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah, that's at one hundred percent the issue, because I mean,
you know, I was talking to the fireman this morning.
I was like, if it was you, it would be nothingness.
You would call your chief lieutenant and be like I'm
going to be here at this time, and no one
would know. The wiser Right now, everybody knows five. Yeah,
I mean listen, we're good, We're and anything we do
(05:27):
is going to be better than what the Celtics did
last night. Go ahead ask you can hit the song
fourteen seconds to say this. I might be late. I
may have messed up the first hour of the show,
but I didn't blow a twenty point lead and lose
a second game in the playoffs. Somebody needs to get
it together over there.
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