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Speaker 1 (00:02):
And the jam In Morning Show with d J four and.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's Sat Morning Cousin's number one for hip hop damn
in ninety four or five.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Hi, everybody, good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I'm gonna set this up by asking you for in
a couple of questions, you live with, who do you
live with?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
My son and my cat?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Okay? Do you share anything with your son in the house?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Share?
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Like, list a couple of things that you guys share.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
I mean, whatever's in the fridge for the most food? Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Any clothing.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
We used to not really anymore.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
And if you did share clothing, what like you might
exchange a hoodie? Okay?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Shoes okay, we're definitely different, different in size, but with
the same size and shoes, but weight was were different,
So yeah, shoes, he might wear my shoes these never
That's that's gross. Why would I do that?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
That is.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Who does that? Please? Don't tell me this guy does that? Man.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I think it's the way this happened. Was I said,
I complimented his hoodie. I said, Oh, I really like
that brown color on you. That's like a nice neutral palette.
It's like a skims their mind, two skims. He goes,
it's it is skims. I said, the quality is not there.
I know it's not.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Well no, he goes, actually, this is a this is
my son's. I go, oh, you're stealing hoodies from your
son and he goes, well, yeah, I mean whatever we like.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
He's like, yeah, I mean we share a lot, like
we share underwear too, Like we'll just that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Why is it crazy?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Honestly not right.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
It's uncomfortable and there's something I am. I am really
trying to be respectful here. I don't want you to think,
but there's something off about that house. Like that house,
that house, like the hills have eyes for me because
that's not the only thing. They share underwear, but they
also remember form don't forget him and Joanne share one toothbrush.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
There's multiple.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Wait, crazy, but they are people who kind of feel
like they're won because they share the same toothbrush.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
The love multiple.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I don't want to be one with anybody crazy because
because let's not act like you can't get a five
for six dollars pack of toothba Wait, there's multiple, but
sometimes we just picked the one that's right there, and
sometimes I pick it up and it is wet, it's
still because you just used that especially the weekends, makes
me one.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, so we share that in it, I don't.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I just like, can you, I mean, can you? Guys not?
You can afford everybody can get their own underwear want to.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I'm just making no.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
We live in a house of six, so, like the
laundry is a big deal in our house. So it's
just easier to fold them up and just divvy up
where the underwear goes.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
That's what I'm saying. It's a laziness. I stand who
folds the laundry?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Joanne? Does Joan step your game?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah, Johanne do separate pios?
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Like that's besides the point. The fact is it's not
discussed at all.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
He's a high school kid. He's skids, no nothing, high
school definitely.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
He is, like, I'm sorry, he's not above all of
the other high school boys. High school boys leave skinners,
like you know they definitely I'm sorry, I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Do that.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Okay, fine, but let's just say they get washed, like
taking them and then they're like freshly worn.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
They get washed.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I know.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Think it's like that big of a thing.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
It is, like it's strange. I'm being honest. It's strange.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
It's really like, did you say forearn had no idea
we're gonna talk about this.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
I asked him genuinely, and he said, that's nasty. Yeah,
because it is.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
It's just not I would prefer him not to have
my underwear on, but it just happens, and it's just.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I'm just used to all of it.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
You wearing this right now?
Speaker 5 (03:55):
No, I'm wearing mine, but I've seen well because he
was the mind with the beause because these ones are mine.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
But I do know the difference is has like little
cartoons on them.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Exactly pops.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Honestly, I don't even know anymore, Like I don't know
what you know because you guys just throw them all
to the positive questions.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
That's your wife and the girls. No, no, no, no, no, J.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I want to like, I am sick, but I have
to imagine to wear with any But this doesn't happen
like in like female homes.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
No you do not, Okay watch this a J. You
live with your sister?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Do you share songs and boys shorts and undies with
your sister?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Absolutely not. Would rather die.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I'd rather say no one to wear before. I would
literally say no before. I just no, one to wear.
I would be censory the worst before.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
I'm wearing, But the toothbrush thing is worse than on
the way I.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Really. I mean, if you're sharing the toothbrush with your kids,
that's different kiss each other and I don't want to
get do you share the toothbrush with your kids?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
There have been times I've been in the downstairs bathroom and.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I have eyes Hills have eyes.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Hi, everybody, good morning. It's actually the gym of morning show. Listen.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
I don't even know how these things come up in here,
but we we learned something new every day on this show.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Santi was telling me how he exchanges hoodies with his son,
which I think that's fine, that's normal.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I was, okay, I can only stop stop trying. You're
getting defensive. One can only assume.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
That when when my girls grow up and they wear sweatshirts,
that will probably steal some of mine. That's I think.
That is completely different. Because then he rolled into yeah,
I mean we share underwear too. Something's off in that house,
and it's well, it is because you guys also share toothbrushes.
It's no, it's it's just weird and it's okay, Like
(06:04):
you guys are into some things that no one else is.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
You're making it seem like it's some weird like incest
thing or something like. The tone that you're adding on
is making it very weird for like the people, But
it's not odd.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Just so you don't think I didn't give the number
because honestly, I know people would come for you, and
I don't you know, I'm gonna but talkbacks were open
and they were free, and people did them.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
So let's run through a few of these. Good morning,
have you trying?
Speaker 5 (06:36):
I catch the tail end of that.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I'm not sure what's going on, but I think that.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
They need some lessons in hygiene. It doesn't he go
to like old Nabe and try on their.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Clothes and no want to wear on I feel like
I remember that. Yeah, yeah I can't. Yeah, we need
to teach it.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Okay, Well, you know, I don't know what do you
guys want him to wear no underwear or him to
wear his sons?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Like what are your those are your options?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
He's wearing someone else is Underwearah.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
And by the way, I do that because that way
you can get the true fit of the denim with
with with without the underwear before the genes are broken, like.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Saying the denim as if he's going to like, I
don't know, Chanel, keep going, Santie is really giving. I
slipped with my cousin fot.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
That's that's what comes to mind when he said this crazy.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Stuff that was on.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
That's why I said the hills have eyes. I didn't
want like, I didn't want to come right out and
say giving Alabama.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
But it's not.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
The same thing. No no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Which which, by the way, my grandparents were first cousins.
And I told you and I told you guys, it
makes sense like.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
If it were to like ever happened, it's not the worst.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
It's what your family does. The Does any part of
this make you want to be like, oh, maybe it.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Is none at all, none at all. I live in
my life fine, I am happy and we are good good.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
A dentist says you should not do it because of
just how much bacteria and viruses in individuals mouths.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
So for you guys, let alone their buttholes. I mean,
what the hell.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
A dentist is somebody who failed that medical school and
just resorted to teeth.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Yeah, now I picture that home in Hollis to have
like Mason jars filled with eyeballs, you know, and maybe
or maybe like a dollar or two with their arms
ripped off.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Complain