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Speaker 1 (00:01):
In its earliest days, the major function of radio was news.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Going on here, beautiful, let everybody go.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Why don't you put on a show and charge it mission? Okay,
so I would say something with music. I'm comedy, now
you're talker.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
A will be a show for everyone who loves music
and murder.
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Coming on, Chuck, we got it a show to dude, showtime.
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Are you ready? I'm ready to get your baby job
And good morning. It's DC's classic crack Big one Hunter.
Hold on, there it is. I've been watching the the
Caleb Williams reacting to the touchdown at the end of
last night's game repeatedly this morning. The look of disappointment
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on his face, It's fantastic. Come on, we've all been there.
Everybody's had the look of disappointment at some point. God knows,
I have. Wow, what a game proving it's it's not
over till it's over. That's that's you know, to play
right down to the last second, because what was there
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two seconds left on the clock and Jaden scrambles back
there and you thought for sure they were going to
get a hold of him, and he finally found a
place to plant and bomb balls tipped up and Noah
Brown comes down with it in thean zone. Holy crap.
That was freaking epic, is what it was. It's kind
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of like I was saying before the play took off
last night, and I'm like, yeah, because you always think
back to like the Miracle of Metal Lands and stuff
like that, and I'm like, you know, they need a
miracle in Maryland right now. It's not gonna happen, but
wouldn't it be awesome? That was my thought. I was like, Oh,
it's impossible, but how cool would it be? Holy crap,
it happened. There's a player that for the Bears that
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issued an apology this morning when don't find it again.
You've probably seen it if you've been on social media
this morning or even last night. There's a player for
the Bears that right at the beginning, well I guess
it was beginning mid and then right towards the end
of that play was down at the end of the
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field just kind of taunting the Washington fans and it
took him a second to realize the play had gotten underway,
and he's like, oh crap, So he runs towards the
crowd of people. He's the guy that tipped the ball
that knocked it up in the air so Noah Brown
could come down with it. And he issued like this
apology this morning, saying, lesson learned. We have to play
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every second of the game. Yeah, I hear he is Stevenson,
that's his name, chirping at fans right before the hail Mary,
here's some karma and da karma is he's the one
that ran across the field and tipped it up in
the air. Wow, I'll teach you to talk smack. I
know there was only two seconds left. He was talking
smack to the fans. There you go. It is six twelve.
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Santana Moss will join us on the show on the
eight o'clock hour this morning. We'll recap that game, and
there were a lot of There's another one of those
games where you realize that, like every NFL game really
just comes down to like two or three plays if
both teams are decent, every game comes down to just
like two or three plays and does the ball bounce
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your way? And that was one of those games yesterday.
And we will also have what do we have tickets for?
What's your name? The comedian Amy Kathleen Madigan Kathleen. Why
do I say, Amy, Kathleen Madigan? Kathleen Madigan? Is that
a pair or four pack?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
That is a pair?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
All right? So a pair of tickets to see Kathleen Madigan.
And I believe we also have tso tickets this week
we do for the big word of the week, So
new letter, new word that starts at seven twenty this morning.
It's DC's Classic Rock, Big one hundred. DC's Classic Rock
is Big one hundred free falling. There's Tom Petty. I
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was all caught up in the game last night, but
before I went to bed after the game, I jump
on social media and I said, this is why I
hate the media. Can I say that I work in
the media.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
I hate the media.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I hate the news media.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
We're about to find out if SoundBite politics really works,
because the thing I saw last night was immediately jumped
on and just supped post after post about at the
was it a rally? Is it a Republican rally? Is
it the Madison Sure Garden one sometime that you know,
speakers at the Republican rally had had called Puerto Rico
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a floating pile of trash, and you know, a couple
of other things. I was like, whoa, what what the hell? So,
like any red blooded American with half a brain, you
dig a little deeper and you go, what was it? Comedian,
your dumbasses? It was a guy up there making jokes. Right,
They've all done it. I think at the one of
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the dim rallies they had Lopez doing a standard routine
and he made some joke about Mexican stealing things.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
The news media love love to take something out of
context and get you that one line, and they're they're
very careful about how they how they word it to
let you interpret it, and they just imply everything speaker.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I've seen it many Oh it happens, it happens all
the time. But it's like, this was this was this
was just flagrant. This was like and look, both sides
do enough crap on their own. It's legitimate to criticize, right,
and it's just it's disgusting. And I thought, wow, they're
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really this is how they play. And I'm talking about
both sites here. I'm not picking a side, right, this
could be this could be the side I dislike, and
I'd still go, yeah, that's jacked, come on, just talk
about real issues. This is garbage.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Well, stuff like this, it goes back to the media
taken taking things out of context, and that's what they said.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Speakers at YadA YadA YadA said this, and you're like, whoa,
what the not? A comedian cruck's a joke. Whether it
was inappropriate or not, who cares. That's what comedians do.
And I was just like, oh my god, are we
doing this like sound bite stuff? So I thought, well,
here's the thing. Anybody that really pays attention figures this
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stuff out pretty quick.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
That's a small fraction.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
You're right, yeah, you jump into the comments and ninety
percent of the people, like I am just disgusted. How foul?
How could they? And I saw, like you know, it
was spreading around the island of Puerto Rico and they
were like, we're gonna make us. I'm like, everybody, take
a deep breath. It was a comedian. They didn't really
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say that. And look again, I don't think either side
should do it. I'm not big on a side, absolutely not.
But it's it's wow, where you can tell we're just
a few days out, can't you. It's getting absolutely ridiculous,
absolutely ridiculous, And how are people supposed to actually stay informed, because.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
I would you can't.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
I would guess that the average person, the casual voter,
doesn't spend a whole lot of time digging deep, deep
into this stuff, so they just get they're given.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
You really have to work at it, like when you
when I try to fact check anything like it takes
so much time because you have to sift through all
the garbage to get to it.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
And what's sad is that in this day and age
you have to fact check everything. You just don't know
it's got I'm so skeptical now anytime I see anything,
I go, oh, did that really happen? And then you
got to, you know, spend who and who wants to
spend an hour digging into something like that to see
if it actually really happened. How about the media just
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tried being honest? How hard would that be? I get it.
But then you can also say, like, you know, wouldn't
it be nice just to have a media with no
bias just in general instead of having these these you know, well,
we're on the side and we're on this side. How
about somebody just read down? Didn't we used to have that?
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What happened to Walter cronkite. That dude just came on
and read the news.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
That was it'day competitive and so that's where it's coming
from it and it's not just with politics. I mean
they look at the lives the media destroys just for
a few extra clicks.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Oh yeah, that is.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
What happens, and that that's our reality today and it's
the news media.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Yeah, and it's I don't have a high opinion.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
It's super super frustrating too. When you see somebody get
thrown under the bus. Had experience and it was not
anything like they say you. They'll throw somebody under the bus,
ruin them, and then five days later we'd like to
make a retraction that never really happened.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Okay, So it's like and well the retractions on is
that that's like.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
The newspapers used to do. They need accuse somebody of
something on the front page, find out they didn't do it,
and then on the very last page and tiniest print
you could find in the back is the retraction. It's
like the retraction doesn't get them any clicks. Come on anyway, Well,
we're getting close and it's probably just gonna get uglier
and we'll see what happens. I did see that that
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Trump did Rogan that is like the largest podcast in
the world. That show has more listeners than any other
show in the world, TV, any type of medium. So
it would seem like that would be a pretty smart
decision if you can keep your cool and hold it
together through through a two hour interview and not come
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off like, you know, like you're nuts. But it sounds
like Kamala turned it down and Trump took it. And
I haven't listen.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Turned it down or has she just not done it?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I had heard here we go, I heard in the media.
I will have to spend an hour finding out if
that's true or not. Did she actually turn it down
or has she not made a decision yet? I don't
know what I heard. Was it she turned it down?
But I can't believe that. I'm skeptical. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Maybe she did, to be skeptical of everything.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Maybe she didn't. Although I listened to like the first
twenty minutes of it, and uh, Trump does what he
calls it the weave that he's got name for it,
the babbling know where it takes twenty minutes to answer
a question. He calls it weaving, which maybe maybe that's
a good thing. I don't know, maybe maybe people you
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know where he goes off and starts telling the story
and then it comes back, and then he goes off
and another direction tells a story, and then he comes back.
And nine times out of ten, when you get to
like minute eighteen or nineteen, he's forgotten the question.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Right.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yes, And a lot of them do that, but he's
he's masterful at just going on and on and on
and on and on for like twenty minutes, and by
the time it's over, you're like, what's the question? Did
he even answer it? And that was his strategy.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
He wears you down.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Until you might be right. Yeah. And that was the
first twenty minutes that I listened to. And I want
I'm gonna have to come back to this. I can't.
I forgot what the question even was. Well, as we
get closer, it will get more interesting. And here's the
good news. Soon it'll be over. That's all I want.
I just want to be over. I want the text
to stop popping up on my phone over this part
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will be over. Yes, I want my phone to stop
ringing polsters and canvassers. I want people to stop knocking
on my door. I just want to be.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Over Oh, by the way, I visited the poop monument.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I saw that. I saw your picture. That was awesome.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
It's way bigger than it looks.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna try to get down there this week.
It's I think it's out there until Thursday. Thursday, we
try to get down there and check it out. Maybe
I can't today, but maybe I'll run down there tomorrow
and check it out. All right, till, let's take care
of some business here. Things I know coming up just
a bit. DC's Classic Rocket's Big one hundred. DC's Classic Rocket.
It's Big one hundred. Do we have the call from
last night? The end of the game? By chance? Is
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it like there?
Speaker 5 (12:19):
It is down to one last play and it's gonna
be getting longer by the second. You're all to be
back at the thirty yards scrambling. Now you can step
into it. Here comes to hail Mary. But the game
on the line and the boss God's a miracle.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
That's so brown.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Oh my goodness, this town is going crazy.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
It's a madhouse and landover Maryland.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
He did it.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
It's the miracle in Maryland. Hey, we gotta find I
can't find it yet, but I gotta find the Bram
call on that. Yes, yes, I gotta hear Bram in
London call that last play. Have to So let's let's
stick around seeping find It is time for things I know.
At six forty one last Friday, Navidia dethroned Apple as
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the world's most valuable company, and yet their unofficial company
motto is our company is thirty days from going out
of business. The video Yeah that's the computer chip company.
You know. I can't even talk about it. I can't
talk about it. I had I had stock in the
(13:38):
video when it was really really low and sold it,
you know, before it triples. Of course it wasn't a lot,
but it was enough to like go away, Hey, all right,
much like your DraftKings expertise. Yes, very good. Yeah, it
is illegal to mispronounce the word Arkansas in Arkansas probably
(14:00):
won't get arrested for it, but if you say ar Kansas,
they're not going to be happy. And technically it's on
the books. It's illegal to mispronounce it.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
And I will do that.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Redheads have less hair on their heads than people with
other hair colors. The average redhead has ninety thousand strands
of hair versus the one hundred and ten thousand strands
for blondes and one hundred and forty thousand strands for brunettes.
But red hair is thicker than both blonde and brown.
(14:32):
Cassius Clay never legally changed his name to Muhammad Ali,
mainly because in the sixties you did not need to
so security administration did not require a legal change to
switch your info on your security card, on your Social
Security guard. Wow, there's a lot of things if you
think back. He used to just board a plane with
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that iddy yeah and carry you just showed up at
the airport with the ticket he got on the plane.
Used to be able to go to the back when
I was in like high school, because I sold one.
I had a ticket somewhere and couldn't go, and I
sold it because that's what people did back then. Yeah,
you put your ticket in the newspaper, said a ticket
to London for sale, six hundred bucks or whatever, and
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all you had to do is just make sure it
was a guy's name or a girl's name. And even
then they probably weren't looking that closely at it, so
if you saw it was a guy, you'd be like,
all right, I'll take that ticket, and people buy him
and go fly with him.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Keep your hunting rifle in the overhead compartment.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Oh my god, I mean it's crazy. I remember people
used to smoke cigarettes on planes and they would put
them in the back and go, well, there's such a
smoking area. What it's crazy? Woody Harrelson's father, Charles, was
a hit man. Did you know that?
Speaker 4 (15:48):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
He was convicted of killing a federal judge in Texas
in nineteen seventy nine. He died in federal prison during
a life sentences. So what's your dad? He was a
hit man. Where's the guy? He's in jail?
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Why?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Guy killed a judge? Wow? I didn't not know that
until this morning. All Right, it is six forty four
DC's Classic Crockets, Pig one hundred, DC's Classic Crockets, Big
one hundred, Time of your life, there's green day. Good
riddance Jackson here and good morning to you. Do we
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have the call from bram in London.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
We do.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Let's play that pairs of eight deep for with the
goal on. They bring three Davis backing up.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
He's just gonna have to let one.
Speaker 6 (16:39):
Fly, goes to the right side, steps away from the defenders,
gives himself some time now, steps up, fires heads towards
the end zone.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
It is.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Down.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
You're talking about all the girl serving just don't buy
me around. Jadan Daniels extended to play over and over
and over. Lot Talk TESTO. Wow, I don't know who's
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going to have a heart attack first, Bram or London.
You got they were so excited. You couldn't you understand
till they were saying, I just heard that's fantastic. Man,
I'm still seeing these videos flowing around A Tyreeg Stevenson,
he's uh from the Chicago Bears, kind of taunting the
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crowd at the very end there. So while that play
was developing, he was he was taunting the Washington crowd.
A little karma got him. He saw the play was around,
it was like, oh crap, he uh he ran over.
Turns out he's number twenty nine if you watch the playback,
turns out he's the one that tipped the ball up
in the air. And what do you think the locker
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room was like for him last night? Oh? I don't know.
I mean, it's not a mistake like he didn't it's
more than karma, Like, you know, you got to go
in there and you got to try to knock that
ball down, which is what he did. It just happened
to be tipped.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
After he was taunting.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Yeah, right, So the fact that they, you know, scored
after the taunting with only two seconds left, because look
the odds. Who sent that? Somebody sent me last night,
a friend of mine sent me. Let me see if
I'm pulled up here. It basically gave the I don't
know if it was from a betting website, here it is.
It gives the yeah, this might be from like a
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betting whibs head. It gives the wind probability. You know,
Bears commanders last night, win probability throughout the game and
at the the very end of the game there, with
just a handful of seconds left, the Bears had a
ninety seven point four percent chance of winning. That was
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the win probability. Ninety seven point four so almost certain,
so but almost certain is not totally certain. And uh yeah,
Tyrek Stevenson out there going, yeah, We're gonna win this game,
proving that anything can happen and it can go right
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down to the wire, and you got to play every
second of the game. And it was pretty amazing. Man,
it was pretty amazing. And Jaden was my god, what
a bomb. Clearly the Ribs were not bothering him when
he threw that ball. Holy crap, launched it. I think
you got to be concerned about it. I think he
said this in the That's conference last night, in the
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interview last night. You have to you know, you got
your guys in the right position for the hell Mary,
But He's like, you have to make sure you don't
throw it out of the end zone. You don't want
to put too much on it, right, throw it out
the other end of the end zone and nobody can
catch it. It was a perfectly thrown ball. Everybody was
in a perfect position to make that play happen. It
was just fantastic. And the Commanders are they six and two?
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Holy crap, Holy crap? Am I right on? That is it?
I think there's six and two now. I'm trying not
to get ahead of myself, you know what I mean,
But I'm pretty sure that they are six and two
now because they were five. Yeah, they're six and two now. Yeah,
six and two. Wow, Well, good morning, kids. The Commanders
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are actually good this year. What do you think of that?
It is seven thirteen DC's Classic Crock. It's a big
one hundred DC's Classic Crocks, a big one hundred love
song to my cousin. It's more than a feeling. Boston Still,
they ruined that song for me. Sorry, it haunts me.
It does. Probably heard us talk about that. But Boston
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guy wrote that song about his cousin. I'm talking about
a second cousin, either first cousin that he was in
love with. I'm hoping that was the end of it.
I'm hoping it was just the song. And there you go.
There's a woman in New Jersey. I mean, this may
take the cake. How many times has McDonald's been sued
for coffee that's too hot? They spilled a coffee and
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it's too hot, second third degree burns, whatever it caused.
I think that's happened twice now. Well, now a woman
in New Jersey is suing Jet Blue for serving her
ice cream that was too cold. You can't make this
stuff up, man. She actually broke her tooth trying to
eat it. It was an ice cream sandwich and she
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says someone should have warned her that it was like
a block of ice. Wow. So this is like the
twenty twenty four version of suing McDonald's for coffee that's
too hot. And she and her fiance flew from New
York to Paris in August and one of the snack
options on the flight was a chomp sized strawberry shortcake
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ice cream sandwich made by a company called Nightingale.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
She's gonna put that in her body. She's got a
lot more problems than her tooth.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
Unfortunately, she chomped down on it without realizing that it
was frozen solid. She broke her tooth. It cracked all
the way to the roots, so she had to have
she actually had to have a pulled as soon as
they landed, and then later get an implant. She says
the ice cream sandwich was a block of ice, and
the flight attendant should have warned her soon for damages,
pain and suffering. And a jury will ultimately decide if
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she deserves any money. How much? Wow? All right, man,
it is seven twenty six. Let's give in the letter
for the big word of the week, shall we? The
big word of the week on Big one hundred. Today's
letter is the letter D. The letter D is in dog.
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The letter D all right, so you know how this works.
Every day about this time we give you a letter
into the week. It spells a word no, the word win.
The prize coming up on the holidays here, and we
have Trans Siberian Orchestra tickets to give away this week.
We'll give those away Friday morning, right about this time.
When we give you the final letter, we'll have you
call in one eight hundred four to one three one
double three. Not now, but we'll ask you to use
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it a little bit later this morning as well, because
we have Kathleen Madigan tickets to give away, a comedian
and if you'd like to see her show, maybe she'll
make fun of Puerto Rico. Well, we'll give you we'll
give you tickets for that. It is seven twenty seven
DC's Classic Rock, Big one hundred, DC's Classic Rocket. It's
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Big one hundred Summer sixty nine. Is Brian Adamscott. Just
after about eight thirty this morning, we'll track with Santana Moss.
We'll recap of that incredible game last night. Wow. Wow,
that's all I can say. Wow, two seconds left of
that game. I remember thinking to myself, that's impossible, but
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wouldn't it be great and then it happened, really was fantastic.
One hundred four nine three one double three is the
phone number. Will ask you to use that coming up
here in just a bit because we have Kathleen Madigan
tickets to give away this morning. Probably do that with
what have we learned on the show today? That comes
away just before nine o'clock. As I said Santana Moss
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on it's eight thirty this morning, and for the big
word of the week this week, we've got tso tickets.
So a second letter comes away tomorrow morning. At about
seven twenty ish, I was just reading a story about
a guy that was assaulted with a hot pocket, and
my first thought I just read the hotl The headline
says man assaulted with hot pocket. I was like, it's
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got to be Florida, and it wasn't. It was Boston
was in Florida. Don't often think of hot pockets as
a dangerous weapon. Well, have you ever pulled one of
those puppies out of the microwave and see what it
does to the roof of your mouth if you got
into it too soon. I tend to disagree they can
be used as a weapon, But police are looking for
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a guy in Boston who hurled one at a corner
market clerk earlier this month. He grabbed one. He didn't
even cook it, it wasn't even hot. That's not dangerous
at all, grabbed it from the fridge and then hurled
it at the clerk. He was upset because the clerk
gess to see his ID before selling him tobacco. And uh,
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I mean the story just has a let down in
every direction. Well it really does. I mean, I just
wanted to are you really pressing charges against a guy
that threw a hot pocket box? Heya? Come on, come on, man, So.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Like the story that unfolded in my brain when you
said a hot pocket used as a weapon is not
how that turned out to be in reality.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
I thought it'd be hot and it'd be like, you know,
burns came from the stuff coming out of.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
Him on top of him, shoving it into his face,
you know.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
One of the witness real scene going on there. The
witness here says this hot pocket of assault.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
Hot pocket of salt.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Apparently he did though after that, this is why they're
looking for him. It's not so much the throw in
the hot pocket. He pulled out a knife and threatened
other customers with it, and then he ran away.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
So you see that's burrying the lead.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Yeah, with the you know, the pocket knife's not near
as exciting as knocking somebody upside the head with a
hot pocket frozen or not.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
But guy pulls knife on customers and threatens them. Okay,
there's a crime.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Yeah, well now now I know where they're looking for him.
We have to take care some quick business here. But
coming up just around the corner, of course, Santana Moss
and Florida. Man, we'll get to an actual story out
of Florida for you. DC's Classic Crock it's big one hundred.
DC's Classic Crocket, It's big one hundred. This dreams Fleetwood,
(27:05):
Mac Jackson here and good morning to you. Santana Moss
will be on the show coming up just around the
corner here about eight thirty, and we'll recap that game yesterday. Wow,
just wow, just wow, absolutely amazing, fantastic finish. I was
texting in Dennis Lesson. I was like, great, now, how
the hell am I supposed to sleep now? After that?
(27:28):
Talk about getting the adrenaline A just fantastic, so worth
it though, so worth it. Hey, the term being angry
when you're hungry and angry. Angry, right, that's actually a
real thing. I know people that get it claim it's
a real thing, but I go, shut up, you're just hungry.
(27:49):
But being angry is actually a real thing, they say.
It boils down to something called your gut brain axis
and the communication line between your stomach and your brain.
Imagine a steady stream of text between like two friends.
When you're hungry and your stomach sends a text to
your brain. This says feed me, And if you don't
respond fast enough, it sends another text and says feed me.
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It keeps doing that, and they're more frequent, and so
finally it gets pissed off that you're not responding. Not
eating drops your blood sugar, which can make you produce
more of the stress hormone cortisol, and when you're hungry,
you make less of the feel good hormones serotonin, and
apparently around ninety percent of that is produced in your gut.
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So they always talk about how gut health is so important.
All that combined in your brain can make you act
like a toddler who missed a nap. Here's how to
prevent it. You're not gonna like it according to the experts.
Crunching vegetables, carrots, salary, cucumbers. What about a Snickers bar?
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What about a bag of Cheetos? It's always stopped me
from being angry. It's not good for you. Crunchy vegetables
like carrots, celery, cucumbers. They say they're high in fiber,
which slows your digesting way down, which is a good thing.
Greek yogurt, berries, almonds. And this is from my healthy article.
I don't see anything good on here. I want to
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ultra process dead food. I want the stuff that has
no nutritional value whatsoever. Like those cheese crackers that are
always in the break room. Actually love those. What brand
is that?
Speaker 4 (29:32):
Like the cheetos in there?
Speaker 1 (29:33):
No, No, the cheese crackers. They're like, is that company
with that peanut butter in there? Well, yeah, they make
them with cheese, or they make them with peanut butter,
or they make them with a few different guys. I
forget what brand it is, but they're always in there,
and I look at them and go, m no, I'm
not gonna do it. Not gotta do it. I'll just
get a cup of coffee. I'm good, all right. We
gotta take care some business here, but Florida Man is
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coming up just around the corner, and then we'll get
Santana Moss on the air. We'll talk some football on
DC's Classic Crockets Big DC's Classic rock is Baby one
hundred Boys this summer, a little Don Hitley for you, Jackson. Here,
Santana Moss coming up on the show. Just around the corner.
Time for Florida Man. Florida Man.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
This is a.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
Twenty three year old guy tried to rob a Florida CBS.
He almost got away with it. Incident happened back on
the twentieth and I'm reading the note here. He basically
walked into a pharmacy and handed the people behind the
counter a note with a list of things he wanted,
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noting he would had a gun and indicated he would
shoot if not provided to everything on the list. And
the note reads, this is an armed robbery. Please cooperate.
I don't want to hurt you. Please follow these directions
or I will shoot the closest person. Jeesus, listen to
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this list, Please bag the following at least he said.
Please start for line oxy codone five milligrams oxy codone
seven point five milligrams, oxy codone ten milligrams, fifteen milligrams,
twenty milligrams, and thirty milligrams all bottles please. Hydro codone
five miligrams seven point five ten all bottles, please, Xanax
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all bottles, please, adderall all bottles, Please, liquid coding all bottles, please.
Viagra one hundred milligrams, all bottles. Please. Let's just say
it's all like, it's all like, uh, well, I guess
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the x ax, it's like benzos and oprioids, and then
at the end of it and it's viagra. Please. Pharmacy
employees told the police that the suspect in a few
identified as Thomas Muse twenty three, handed them this note,
said he had a gun, said he would shoot, so
they did load all this stuff up for him, put
it all in a bag. I'm looking at a picture
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here because somebody called the police. I don't know if
it was someone else in the store that saw what
was going on or what the deal was, but the
police arrived right as the guy was walking out of
the store with the bag full of prescription medication. He
was arrested still holding onto the narcotics. In a handwritten note.
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Apparently he had traveled from Orlando to Jacksonville to carry
out his plan, and he confessed to have a similar
robbery that he got away with in Central Florida. And
so nowI faced his robbery, trafficking and possession charges.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
Such a solid plan, too.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Well, he said please in the note, I love all
the every other word in the note was please, please
kindly kindly put the viagra in the bag. Santana coming
up in just minutes from now, DC's Classic Rocket's Big
one hundred, DC's Class Crocket, It's Big one hundred Santana.
Moss joins this courtesy of Vernon, the Heatn't Cooling specialist.
Demand the best call Vernon today? How bad it's Santana,
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the the miracle in Maryland, the the the nail biter
at Northwest, the luck and landover, whatever you want to
call it? Was that amazing?
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Or what? Are you not entertained? That's all I have
to say? Oh my god, amazing? Ain't the word for man?
Lord have mercy? I mean, every time I turn the
channel is on, man, somebody's talking about it. Man, unbelievable
finish from those guys. Man, I can't say enough about it.
I don't know what to say about it, honestly, man,
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But it just shows you, man, these guys are different.
They got something special going on. He got something special brewing, Yeah,
they really do. And that's the thing.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
It's like, I've seen teams like in this past, like
this in the past, and it could even be a
different sport. I think back to like these like the
two thousand and four Red Sox and now we're talking baseball,
but it was just this rag tag group of guys
that just had luck on their side, did everything right.
And as the more I watched this team this year,
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I feel like it's it's one of those teams. They've
got this camaraderie, they've got things going their way. Just
looks fantastic thus far. What do you think of Tyrek Stevenson.
Here's proof that you got to play until that till
till that clock hit zero. He was out there taunting fans.
I get it, it's a game. It's fun. Yeah, But
he got a little bit of karma, didn't he.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Yeah. And you know, I'm shaying to say, he's a
University of Miami guy. So I was like, I wanted
to write him back and say thank you, man. I
wanted to hit him in the DMS and tell them
thank you. But I mean that's definitely, you know, that's
definitely goes to show you that save all that I'm
big on. I'm big on not taunting period because I
believe that, you know, I mean, you reap what you
saw and when you when you come away with the
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victory that thought they had, the way they was going
to come away with it, it's nothing to really celebrate it.
Brow it's a lot to be happy about because they
fought back, they got some favors in that game, and
you know, luck was on their side a couple of times,
you know at that time to where they was gonna
probably sneak out of there with a win. Yeah, And
that's what we all thought sitting there. I Mean I
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was sudden in the tunnel, just getting ready for my
you know, my post game show, and I'm sitting there
saying to myself, like, damn, man, this is how I
feel to like, you know, to really let one slip
away from you. Because we had that game and wraps
the entire game. We dominated the entire game. I mean
the only thing we wasn't doing was putting the ball
into the end zone and the one time we did,
we got a penalty that brought that back. So it
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just shows you how critical, you know, those games are,
and it's about inchest man, and I think the ball
bounced their way to get them into the game and
get them to have fifteen points to be up, and
it bounced our way at the end because we didn't quit.
We had no quit in us.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Yeah, that's the kids play that was called back with you.
You could almost even argue that zach Ertz made that
catch in the up to I know, you know, three
or four times, but I'm like, that's a catch. It
just feels like, I.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Mean, he brought he brought it all the way down,
holding onto the ball, and the guy moved it at
the while he was on the ground. The guy pushed
it out. But that's one of the things. Man, These
reps have a tough job, so I can't blame them
for every call, you know what I mean. We tried
not to allow them to dictate our games at times.
You see them their hands in it all the time.
I mean, you know, I truly believe when you saw
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the score what it was, they didn't want us to
get too far ahead. They wanted the game to be
one of those kind of games because everyone talked about
this matchup. You know, we was not not even sure
that was going to happen because of you know, Jaden's
situation with his ribs, and to to just think that
going into this game, even with Jayden saying that, I mean,
you know, the team saying that he was going to
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be available, he was going to start, I still was
standing myself, well, I'm not really happy that he's going
to be out here half of his stelf, so it
might not be the game, you know, for us to
be you know, riding high on the matchup. I just
want need a win. I didn't care less about the matchup,
or I could care less about the match I wanted
to win. And trust me, man, hats off to both teams. Man,
they foll hard, but you know what, the cookie, that's
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the way the cookie crumble. They always stayed right in
and it was in our favor.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
I appreciate it and it turned out to be great.
I mean, look like you were saying, you just want
to win. The whole Jade Daniels versus Caleb Williams thing
is just a made for TV thing, right, That's a
media thing. That's a sports writers thing. The guys just
want to go out there and get a win. I
love watching just the faces of the fans, faces the players.
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Even at the end of the game. It looks like
Josh harrish and and Adam Peters had come down to
the sideline as they often do when the Commanders were
still leading, and then when they went they when they
panned over to those guys after Chicago scored, and just
the the you know, just the look of disappointment, how
upset they were. And it wasn't seconds later. Man, everything changes.
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It's just like a kid.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
In the candy store, Like a kid in the candy
store jumping for joy. Man. I mean, it was just amazing.
I think too. Man, you gotta look at it. This
game came down to the hell Mary. But to me,
I all. You know, we have a thing in football
we say bald, don't lie, you know, and what we
mean by that is, you know, it's gonna be times
in games where things don't go your way or they
was called back because of you know, someone did something
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and you can sit there as a fan or as
a player and be like, bro, I did not help,
I did not hold that guy or or bro you know,
I made that first down, or I got that yard,
I got that inch, and eventually, you know, the ball
is gonna basically tell you who deserved to be on
the other side, who deserved to be leaving out of
there with the W. And I think that's when you
look at our game. It was so critical on both
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sides that it was moments, like I said before, it
was moments that you just knew that this is our game.
You know, we had to Yes, yes we didn't score
that many touchdowns like we did before, but we knew
Chicago Bears defense was real stiff. We knew he was
coming to the game. And you know, they said that,
you know, normally when they hold teams under twenty points,
they win the game. You know, they had a crazy
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number or percentage when it came down to you know,
since two thousand, I believe thirteen or fourteen, if they
held the team under twenty points, they won. It was lopsided,
you know. And when I saw the score, I was like, wow,
it's twelve points. We didn't score yet, so we giving
them hope and before you know, blink him and I
it was fifteen twelve and we was riding on that hall, Mary.
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And I remember sitting in that tunnel just before the
hair Mary started because I was, like I said, I
was talking to myself kind of in my head, like wow,
we're letting it slip away. And when I saw the
play snap. When I saw the play when he hiked
the ball and he was running around, I kid you not,
the first thing popped them in my head. I was like, man,
I remember sitting on my couch watching shir Door Sanders
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have a chance at to hell Mary one of this
his moment. What is this Janie Daniel's moment to have
that same play before I can get that last throw?
It in my head, you know, Noah Brown had the
ball in his hand and I was jumping for Joyce.
So it was maneable.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
I am with you, man, because I was thinking the
same thing. First off, I thought the the play to
the I think it was to McLaurin, the play to
the sideline to get out of bounds with it, that
left like two seconds off. That was brilliant because it
got you close enough for the hail Mary. And it
scared me a little. I didn't know if he was
going to get at about it, if there be any
time left, but that two seconds left, And I remember
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thinking to myself when he was back there scrambling around,
It's like, you know, look, it's like a ninety nine
percent chance win probability that the Bears are going to
win this game, right, But I thought, how cool would
it be if this was like the miracle in Maryland,
Like if this if he pulled this out and then
it happened, I was like, oh god, it was absolutely Hey,
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we got to give it up for the defense to
those guys played. They played really really well.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Yeah, yes, I think I think two big things stood
out to me. You know, when we talk about play
the Big Game, and we talk about you know, especially
you know our pregame showing Game Day Live, you know,
one of the things that always stand out. They asked
the question what do they have to do to come
away with a victory? And I'm one of those guys
I truly believe in the turnover factor, you know what
I mean, winning the turnover battle, and if you think
about it, that critical gold line stop turnover that we
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stopped those guys from going in. They tried to hand
them off hand the ball off to.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
A lineman when they fumbled the ball.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
That was a critical moment too, that allowed us to
not let them get points. And then you think about it.
You know, on third down, man, they was only two
for twelve. So hats off to the defense for being
stealar I'm talking about they was. This is two games
in a row where they actually went out there and
didn't allow points in the first half, two games in
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a row. So, man, I mean, you gotta get your
hats off to the defense. And what we were talking
about earlier this year, our defense being shaky in the
run game. You think about it, man, you give Swift
two big runs, besides that, he did nothing. Besides those
two big runs, he did nothing. And you can argue
right there on that run if you go back and
watch the tape, because I'm pretty sure they're gonna have
muments where they say, oh, you know, you know, if
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the commanders did this and we should get this call. Yeah,
But if you go back and watch the tape, because
I watched it already, Stanley Steel is being held. He's
one of our most fierce cornerbacks. He loves to tackle.
He went up there to make that tackle on Swift
and the big, big old tight end dude is holding
him under his shoulder pass the rough couldn't see it,
so I can't blame them. But that's what happens in
this game. And it's a lot of different situations like that,
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and you wonder why those plays happen and something being
done that the naked I can't see. So oh man,
there's so many things you can talk about. But man,
it was just a great win, man, great team effort,
and I'm happy to me on on the other side
of it.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
And I tell you what, Jayden looked pretty good for
a guy who busted up ribs to put three hundred
and twenty six yards. He got his longest pass to
of the of the season I had made, even be
in his career, I don't know, sixty one yards to
McLaurin a fantastic game. I don't know about you, but
I cringed every time he took a hit, and he
took a few.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
I mean I took you. I cringed every time too,
because I can see it. You know, I've had cracked
real I had broken risks before, and I played the
entire season with him in two thousand and three when
I was a Jet, and that was my first year
actually start and I actually got to start in week five,
I believe, and by week eight I got my ribs cracked.
But I watched him because I can see the gingerness
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in him, like him not trying to really not trying
to really be himself, like he can't help but be itself.
He's so dynamic at times that it's gonna be played
where he safe to himself, like I got to go
be Jaden And I saw that, but I saw him
be less of himself and still get the job done.
And and what I mean by that, like it was
moments when he could have broke the game wide open
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just being the special runner he is, he thought about
those ribs and he made sure that he got enough
either got down the guy to bout. So yes, I
saw that. And then there was that time, you know,
he had that big flap jacket on, so he was
basically trying to, you know, every time he got a
chance to you know, maneuver and move it around because
I'm pretty sure it's uncomfortable he had to do so well, man,
it's just a great gusty effort by young quarterback showing
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you that, hey, I'm gonna go out there, and live
on the line for my team. You know, it's one
of the things about playing this game that I tell
my youngest son. Now, I'm like, either injured or you're hurting.
If you're hurting, you can go out there and play.
You know, when you're injured. When you're injured, you can't
go out there and do that. So at the end
of the day, that's what that's what we kind of
told and that's what's preached to us. I remember I
was playing in the University of Miami my senior year.
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I'm up for the Heisman and everything else, and I
got a high ankle spring after Week one, the first
game of the season. I have a big game. I
got a ankle spray. I'm telling myself mentally, I got
to sit out for five weeks.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
You know.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
Coach Joy said, if you can walk, you can walk,
you can put and so that mentality, that mentality is
sometimes you have to you have to have that to
play this game because you out there. It's not about
she was about the team and the difference that he
made for him being out there. I'm sure it meant
a lot, and that's why we came away with the victory.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Yeah, yeah, well, it takes a special breed to play
this game. And yeah, that's these guys are off. Man,
You guys are tough. It is Uh the Giants up next.
Any predictions there, How do you think we stack up
against him?
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Uh? Well, you know what, man, you know me, I'm
pretty sure you're tired of asking me about prediction because
you know I'm not gonna get me any But uh,
I think, Man, it's like this. You know, the Giants
always been a thrown on our backside, and I'm sure
that they looking at the last time they came and
saw us home, they I bet they feel that we
snuck away with one. So now mentally, we have to
know that these guys that gave us their best shot
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in our home, so you know what, they're gonna give
us that their home. You got to come out there
with a different mindset. Man, It's going to be a
great week for these guys to kind of reset, put
put the hell, merry and everything behind us, but at
the same time still allow that energy and that wave
and that momentum to ride us into New York. It's
gonna be one of those games that we need. Is
gonna be the energy that we have right now from
this this past weekend to take in New York. Hey,
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you look at their reckon. He might say, Hey, this
team is not that good. But we know in our
division we beat each other up. So we got to
go out there with our minds right and go out
there to team to play the kind of team ball
we've been playing defensively, offensively and special teams, and I
think we should come away with a big dam Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
I tell you what. Yeah, Division games are no joke, man,
that's they're a different animal altogether. Santana Moss, thank you
so much for taking the time. We look forward to
talking to you again next week and fingers crossed, hopefully
we're having a positive conversation again.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
Sound good speak. There you go, There you.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Go, Santana Moss, Ladies in general, right here on DC's
Classic Rock, Big one hundred. DC's Classic Rock is its
Big one hundred.
Speaker 2 (46:30):
You know.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
The great thing about a Commander's win last night, that's
just the style in which it was done, the fashion
in which it took place. But I don't have to
listen to that misery Monday crap all day today. That
is a wonderful thing. I'm sorry man, that brings back
like really that just that's like PTSD from last season
where it's like every week every week we heard a
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lot last year. Oh my god. Uh team of six
and two now and off to take on the Giants
at the Giants than home against the Steelers the following
week Steelers a good team Giants and no joke. Man,
here's the thing. Division games those are a different beast entirely.
If you think back to even last year, the two
division games against the Eagles, those are both like hard
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fought battles right until the end. Doesn't matter when it
comes down to a division game, it all comes out.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
Man.
Speaker 1 (47:20):
They leave it all in the field. So can't take
the Giants lightly, that is for sure. And then a
very good Steelers team the following week Steelers play tonight. Right,
yeah they played tonight. I was gonna say how they
do this weekend? But I think they play. I think
they are Monday Night Football tonight. Let me double check that,
yes they are.
Speaker 4 (47:40):
They play the Giants.
Speaker 1 (47:41):
Yeah, so they played the Giants knight. So you gott
to peek at your next two opponents if you watch
Monday Night Football tonight, which should be pretty good. Eight
to fifty. Let's see if we can give some tickets away.
We have a pair of tickets for Kathleen Madigan, comedian.
Want to see the show? What have we learned on
the show today? What do we got?
Speaker 3 (47:56):
A woman assuming Jet Blue because of an ice cream sandwich?
Speaker 4 (47:59):
She had a flight?
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Yeah, what was.
Speaker 4 (48:01):
Wrong with it?
Speaker 1 (48:01):
There you go on four nine three one doublow three.
Good luck from Big one hundred, DC's Class Crocket's Big
one hundred. And let's see if we can get a
winner here for what have we learned on the show today?
Go to the phones. Hi, who's this?
Speaker 2 (48:14):
Hey, good morning, it's Ted Ted.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
How are you this morning?
Speaker 2 (48:17):
Pretty good?
Speaker 4 (48:17):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (48:18):
Pretty good? All right man, we've got to a pair
of tickets to see the comedian Kathleen Madigan. This woman
is suing Jet Blue over an ice cream sandwich? What
was wrong with it?
Speaker 2 (48:28):
I think it was too froze.
Speaker 1 (48:29):
That's right. She she cracked the tooth all the way
to the root and had to have it removed because
it was too frozen. Nice job, man. We're gonna set
you up with tickets for the show. Okay, all right,
thanks a lot, you bet man. Hold on and we'll
get y'all set up, we will have some more of
those to give away tomorrow morning, right here on DC's
classic rock Big One