Billy the Kidd in the Morning: “From Cute to Cringe: The Rise of the Homecoming Proposal Industrial Complex”

"Do ladies really use toilet seat covers to blot their faces? And what happens when a goose checks into a Fort Worth hotel room?"
In this hilariously unpredictable episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, the crew dives into everything from bathroom hacks to fashion faux pas, viral news, and wild animal encounters. Kicking off with a quirky beauty tip involving toilet seat covers, Billy, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh spiral into a laugh-out-loud conversation about bathroom etiquette, leg day workouts, and the mysterious world of public restrooms in China—where ads now gatekeep your toilet paper.
But it’s not all laughs.
The team takes a somber moment to reflect on the tragic assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk and a school shooting in Colorado, discussing the emotional toll of viral violence and the importance of protecting your energy and your kids from desensitization.Then, things get weird—in the best way possible. From a goose wreaking havoc in a Fort Worth hotel to a one-legged pet goose named Goober, listeners call in with their most outrageous goose stories. And yes, someone once tried to photocopy their butt for a romantic gesture… and shattered the copier.In Candice Court, a listener seeks judgment on whether a man’s crossbody bag is a dealbreaker. Is it fashion-forward or just too feminine? The verdict might surprise you.

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