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October 3, 2024 • 9 mins
Nobody can figure out who the all the witches were in the land of Oz and is Waldo a cave man?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bjshay and Sarah Mornings and now I know what you
need information. Sarah's got it.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
So there's a lot of Filipino Americans who live here
in Seattle, thousands and thousands and thousands.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
So good news.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
The first direct flights between Seattle and Manila are starting
from SeaTac It's Philippines Airline. They will be the first
carrier to run non stops between the Philippines and the
Pacific Northwest.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
That's pretty sweet. So I want to get back home.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Between Washington and Oregon, more than two hundred and forty
thousand Filipino Americans.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Wow, this is why we got it.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
We were at Melton pot over here. I'll tell you
that right now. We got everybody. We really do, including Waldo.
Oh by the way, we're not sure what Waldo is.
We think he's a different species altogether. He might be
an alien Neanderthal.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Oh yeah, baby, he did get his DNA test back.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
I will say this though, he is a great survivor,
because Neanderthal's really you know, I'm surprised that they you know,
they didn't make it. But Waldo found a way. Look
at this brow line and like he does really hard,
he really I didn't want to bring it up in
front of everybody, but he kind of looks like a
you know, like a Geico commercial. I didn't want to
say anything. Oh there you go. I feel like I'm

(01:13):
back when we created fire and I was there for
that event. It was wonderful.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Earlier this week on the Socials, there was a rumor
floating that there was a collaboration happening between Starbucks and
the new Wicked movie.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
There is speculations is that the.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Wizard of Oz thing? Is that what Wicked is? It's
Wizard of Oz?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Okay, it's it's a spinoff.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
That's true story of it.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
But so it looks like we're going to get Glinda's
pink potion and Alphaba's green elixir.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Okay, So Glinda was the good Witch. Who the hell's alphabet?
I don't know that person. So is that a new carriage?
That was? Well, there's a new bad witch, right because
the other one's dead when we didn't we like get
rid of her.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
It's her sister.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
How many sisters?

Speaker 3 (02:00):
So does she have?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Because we put a house on one of them. See,
that's why I don't understand. There's four directions right, there's north, south, east,
and West, and I thought East and West were the
bad witches and then North and South were the good people.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
There's three witches, there's not a fourth witch?

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Well the fourth witch got the house on them.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
No, I think there were only three witches.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Well, Glinda has a sister. We never met her, remember,
because Glinda is the good witch from the What the North?
So what about South? How come somebody come on?

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Well, hello, Dorothy, how y'all know.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
We never got this? But there has to be a
good witch of the South. I'm there.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
We googled this well to look and see who the
good Who are the witches from the Wizard of Oz?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah, there's only I mean there were you right, there
were only three we heard of in the original movie.
But I assumed that there had to be a good
witch of the South.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Well, that's a beating. Well you get two bad guys
from the East West, and then Glinda's like, I guess
I'm all alone. Where'd South go?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
It was like they I, I'm losing their mind about
this movie, and I don't get it.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
I never saw it on Broadway.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
It was a huge, huge Broadway show with a Kristin
Shadowick and.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
I never saw it either.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah, people like.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
They say it's it's absolutely epic. But people are now
losing their mind over this movie.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
There's Adelaze in it. That's important because Jonathan Travolta, John Travold,
Jonathan Tulta, who only work with Adeline speaking name, Well,
you know, hey, it helped her career. But anyway, so
we have a pink potion. Do we know what the
flavor tastes like?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Well, do you have the answer to the witches?

Speaker 1 (03:24):
I'm seeing four?

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Thank you. That's great.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
Well, there's two and like two like in the movie,
and then four in the book.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
Oh, there are four in the book. We got the
Wicked Witch of the East. She was killed by Dorothy's
house at the beginning of the Story's cana u, slappy,
I don't have you're a show.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Full of no information.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
I don't think they gave us a name, like you know,
you killed my sister, but I don't think she ever
said her by name. And then Glinda is a good witch.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Do we have to read the book? You're just going
by the wizard of reading for babies. There's more than one,
you know who else we.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Have we've got?

Speaker 5 (04:02):
I'm sorry I went on the good Witch of the
North who gave Dorothy the silver slippers. Glinda, We've got
the wicked Witch of the West who threatened Dorothy and
is after the silver slippers. And then Glinda, the good
Witch of the South, who Dorothy seeked out for advice
on how to get back to Kansas.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Oh, she's the South. And who's the good Witch of
the North. The good Witch of the North is the
one who gave Dorothy the slippers. And in the book
there's silver slippers, not red slippers. Yeah, that's right, super weird.
It's yeah, they made him read in the movie. But
you hear what he just said though, So there were
two witches of the North and South, and they were
both in the book, but they just consolidated it for
the movie and made Glinda only the one witch.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
So who's Alphaba?

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Alphaba I think is from the new stuff, right or
either that?

Speaker 3 (04:38):
What do you can find the names of these witches?

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Alphabet?

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Four people sitting here in the studio and we know nothing.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
Yes, Alphabet throp She is the protagonist in Wicked. She
identified as the Wicked Witch of the West from the
original book in nineteen hundred.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
She in the book rather is unnamed and as little
as explained about her life, and then Wicked creates the
backstory for her and explores the the world of the
Wizard of Oz from her perspective.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
So it's a prequel. It's not a sequel Wicked.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
Because she's still alive and she's she's modeled after the
Wicked Witch of the West from the movie.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Okay, that makes sense, all right, because that makes sense
because she looks like her. But I was like, maybe
it's a relative, a cousin, you know, somebody with bad
skinny condition. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
And it's the Starbucks. No clue what these drinks are.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
And by the way, I would like to just say
this right now, I don't think Wicked should exist because
it was all a fever dream from Dorothy. None of
that was true.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Spoiler alert.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Sorry, I know you're right. We came out in nineteen
thirty nine, the movie. The book was came out in
nineteen hundreds. Let me know when how many.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Years could go by to New York City?

Speaker 1 (05:42):
What's going on with New York?

Speaker 2 (05:43):
They have signed off on the city's latest weapon against
its war on rats, and that is birth control.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
How are they doing this? And are we spending our
money on this.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Well, thankfully we don't live there, so no, but New
York City is spending their money on this. They're home
to an estimated three million rats. Well something to look up.
How many rats does Seattle have, because we also have
a lot of rats.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
How do think we got three million? But we can
you know what, we can step it up. I mean,
get some move music, you know what I mean, some
afrodisiacs if we want.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
To catch the arts little traps that we have everywhere
in this city.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah, we do.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
So what they're going to do is distribute contraceptive pellets
all around the city that taste sweet to rats, but
once eaten, disrupt ovarian functions and females and sperm production
in males. WHOA, So I say this will replace the
less than humane approach like snap traps, carbon monoxide gas
or other types of poison. Yeah, that's what we put

(06:36):
in our little black boxes is poison, and then the
rats starve to death. Yeah, so these are going to
make it so that they can't have a billion babies?

Speaker 1 (06:45):
All right then, but what do we what do we
do about the three million? Doesn't do anything about the
three million that we have they'll just wait from to die.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
I think rats have a long just say, shelf life.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Life, expect well bad. You know, when I go to
rats r Us to buy my rats, I go, what
is the expert? You should dawn? There they go forever.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
All right, is this tangible? Can we find an estimate
of how many rats there are? Waldough his lips are moving,
he's still looking.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
Seeing that we are the eleventh rattiest city of the nation. Yay,
rady America. Did they give us a number? Well, no,
but I am seen to twenty eight six hundred homes
have reported rats.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
All right, well you divide that by six multiplied by
seventy eight.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
There in Seattle, there's at least five.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
We've got at least five one. If you see one rat,
there's probably like ten of them.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Oh, there you go, there's an official stat there's there's
science at work.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
But my old neighborhood, my neighbor found a saw a
rat in his house, so he got an exterminator. And
then what they do is they boarded up so that
the rats can't get back in. I was like, well, great,
now they're going to come over and live in my house?

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Of course.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yeah, And there was there was. We could hear something
was in the walls.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
By the way, why I moved. Oh yeah, well come
on now, it could be anything though. You got worlds,
you got rats, you got raccoons, you got birds. Your
walls are just a wonderful.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
We're living across the street. Raccoons are a lot bigger
than you realize. There's no.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Well they'll go in the attic though, and then they'll
start crawling around a little bit, and a little baby
raccoon will get in. Then Mom's like, what is going on?

Speaker 2 (08:16):
And then there's a light fixture fall from the ceiling
and newspaper from the nineteen twenties fell out.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Oh really, that's the insulation.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Was it a rat? Was it a raccoon? Waldo?

Speaker 2 (08:26):
That's how old my house was, and the house I'm
living in now is no younger.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Oh yeah, yeah, you really should always live in a
new house.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yeah, that's good luck in Queen Anne with that. Well,
you know it's time for today's sins. They're not wreat
in Florida start of the day.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yay.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Well, you know, the old urban legend says cockroaches will
be the loan survivors of the nuclear war. MM hmm, well,
it is true, especially in O Florida. Hurricane Helen, of course,
caused mass destruction. Yeah, and the waters rows houses or
are completely underwater.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Houses guts up into the sea.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
And this one family goes home after the water receds,
and what they find in the coffee pot a family
of cockroaches living happily.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
See that. But the coffee pot though, Man, that's good
to know that my coffee pot is like it can
survive a hurricane. How about that?

Speaker 3 (09:16):
And the cockroaches that now call it home.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
I need here's what we need to do. So we
need to call the brand of that coffee pot and
go listen. I need you to make me a house,
because I mean, look, the cockroaches made it happen.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Oh Florida, Oh Florida.
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