May 9, 2025 • 37 mins
Welcome to the hazy launch of Blazed and Confused! In this first episode, Becker, Joel and guest Bob light up and dive deep into the weirdest trivia their foggy brains can handle. By the end, you'll know what you can’t do to a moose in Alaska, which brand rules the toilet paper aisle, and why Paul Revere's midnight ride wasn’t quite the history lesson you remember. Grab a snack, take a hit, and get ready to question everything—including how we even got here.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Blaze in Confused. Podcast is rated M from marijuana
no minors. But your audience is only what times the
show start.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
You think we're live, ry now you're recording.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
All right, Okay, here we go. Damn eck. So let
me ask you this.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Do you ever think that you will live to see
the day where you could go to a weed store
and pick up whatever you want? No, Like, if somebody
would have told you in nineteen seventy six the day
that you started smoking, Yeah, one day, fifty years from now,
there's going to be a dispensary on every street corner
and everybody's going to smoke.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
If you would have told me five years ago or
ten years ago that that might happen, I would say,
are you out.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Of your mind?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
However, I believe that enough has been done to researching
and it's helping a lot of people, and it's better
than drinking.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Try to get drunk and do anything you can't. But
if you're a little high, you're a little more focused.
Sometimes you're a little less focused, but sometimes you can be.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
I think the effects of weed are so different for
everybody because I don't think that I'm necessarily at all
more productive when I smoke weed. However, However, though a
friend recently told me that it's all because I'm smoking
the wrong weed and I have to get the right
terpene weed terpenes, terpene, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I feel the same way.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Like weed is weed to me, and this is the
same thing with like sativa into all of it.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
It all feels the same to me.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I've never smoked weed and thought, oh, I feel different
than I did the last time I smoke.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
You know, there are certain things in marijuana. There's different properties,
and they're called terpenes, and they do a certain thing
for you. Some some of it's good for inflammation, some
of it's good for pain, some of it's good, some
of it makes you more euphoric, some of it makes
you really up.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
It's unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I mean, you can get things done.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Listen, fifty years what is it? What's this? Where are we?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Twenty twenty five, seventy five, twenty five? How many years
is that? Fifty seventy five to twenty five is fifty
years that I've been involved in this stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
There's those people that go, oh, my god, you do
what I'm a missed. Oh I can't even go out.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. But
it all depends on your tolerance. But man, you guys
smoke way too much.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Our resident area know it all. Bob is the first
guest on our podcast, which we're gonna start right now.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Welcome to the Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel,
The trivia podcast where the questions are high, and so
are they. Hates, tractice, slark your curiosity, and line up
some knowledge. Though Blazed and Confused podcast starts now.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Hey, welcome to episode one. Officially, we've launched the podcast.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Wow, what do you need?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
You were for an ashtray? That's what I was looking
for and which I gotta think my cousin. This ashtray
came from Peru.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
It's not an ashtray. That's a cup. I don't know
if it's an astray or not.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
It's a it's a ceramic little It looks like you
smashed garlic in there.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
It's multi use. I mean, yeah, yeah, that's what it is.
It's value just went up values. How nice I've heard though.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
She was in Peru and she thought of me when
she saw an ashtray. God, and how long ago was
this trap? Peru was like a good two years ago.
I just so, I just got a new car recently.
I open up the I'm cleaning out my old car
and I open up the glove box and there's this
little ashtray sitting in there, and I'm like, oh, that's right.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
She was in Peru like two years ago. It got
me this ashtray, and I totally forgot about it.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
I guess she gave it to me what we were
out and about, and I threw it quick at my glovebox.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I forgot about it. So now we have a nice
new Peruvian ashtray.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah, it's our only sponsor of this show.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
So yes, the Blazing Confused Podcast sponsored by the Peruvian Ashtray.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Well, appreciate your business. I'm Becker. By the way, that's Joel.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Hello, and our first guest tonight or tonight this afternoon
wherever I was listening today is the one the only
Bob Holder.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Thank you that I am honored to be the first
guest on a Blazed and Confused podcast.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Thks for being the podcast.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
And by the way, obviously you guys don't smoke a
lot of cigarettes, because if you smoke the cigarettes, you
would understand that ashtrays have those things in them where
you can set your cigarette down. It has a little
indention in it, and it's got usually four little spots
or two or three, depending what kind of an astray
you have. That is not an ashtray. Whoever told you
(04:16):
that was an astray, it's whatever.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Whatever. I'm just trying to tell you that's not an as.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
It's kind of like when you see something you're like,
that's that could be a bong, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Ceramic right, right, it's a ceramic rock holder or a
ceramic pebble holder. It's just a little thing that you
can sip saki out of, and it's nowhere even close
to even looking like an ashtray.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I'm glad you brought up cigarettes because, mister Holder, you
used to smoke cigarettes and then one day you just
woke up and you stopped.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Right telling you you can do it too. Anybody can
do it. I'm trying. Anybody can do it. I'm telling
you you can do it. So I was sick on Friday.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
I took the day off of work, and I woke
up I thought, oh my God, do I have bronchitis?
I feel like crap. So I went to the doctor.
Sure enough, she like checks all my symptoms and everything.
She's like, yeah, I'm nearly certain you have bronchitis and
you're still vaping like crazy. I'm like yeah, and she goes,
well the vaping. She ripped me a new one for sure.
Sure our action too, And she told me flat out
stop it, go home and put a nicotine patch on.
So look at my arm right, Look at this. I
(05:12):
have a nicoderm patch on right now. So this is
day two of the nicotine patch. She said that I'm
not going to just wake up and stop smoking. She
said that the patch will naturally make me want to
smoke less, which is definitely the case.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
But I don't know. I think that.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Vaping is a lot worse than cigarettes. I think that
vaping you do them both. No, I don't smoke cigarettes.
I don't really smoked cigarettes. Was what you used to
I never regularly smoked cigarettes. I've recard of vaping, and
that's what she wants you to stop.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I've been vaping. I thought about it this.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
I've been in this apartment for three years and I
first started vaping regularly.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
When I moved to this apartment.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I vape, but dive vape marijuana, you know what I mean.
I don't smoke any nicotine or tobacco anymore. In fact,
the reason I don't do that anymore is because I
got hypnotized when he was telling me about this. Well
you know, you know Joel, he doesn't believe anything.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
It certainly helped me. I got hypnotized last July for
my birthday. I wanted to do it for my fortieth birthday,
and that night, poof gone. I don't have a single
thought or craving about a cigarette.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
It's in this amazing Bob day. They waved a clock
in front of his face and it solved his problems.
He's hypnotized and he's good now. No, And I'll tell
you how I got hooked on vaping. When I lived
in Nazareth. My neighbor he.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Used to come over and we'd you know, sit around
and get high and smoke whatever.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
But he always had a vape and like a nicotine vape,
and every time it came.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Over, I'd be like, Oh, what flavor you have this week? Oh, Cherry,
let me try it. It's a flavored. Next it's the flavor.
It's totally the flavors.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Right then I kind of found myself really looking forward
to my neighbor coming over so I could smoke his vape.
And then all of a sudden, I go and I
buy my own. So that's what it is. And here's
another reason why vaping is ten times worse than cigarettes. Dude,
I do this shit all day long, all day long,
Like I roll over in the middle, in the middle
of sleeping, in the middle of the night, I roll over,
(07:02):
grab it off my nightstand, smoke it, go back to bed,
like without even realizing it all day long at work.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Maybe I said that, Maybe I didn't.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
You know what vake means for people that can't control
their emotions and can't control themselves.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I don't think the science is accurate about what you're
talking about, but it certainly matches up with the situation
with you all.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Listen, what are you doing it for?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Do you have a pretty little pink one or you
have a little silver one? You? I mean, what do
you have?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
No, do you go with the jerry or do you
go with the strawberry, or do the banana one day.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Listen.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
All I know is that on the report cards growing
up in elementary school, there always used to be a
little thing there about self control, and I would always
get the nasty comments about self control.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
And it's right, one hundred percent. I still as a
twenty brother, do you no, No, I'm an only child.
You're an only child. Dad might explain some of it.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Oh shut up, now you have nobody to say. Looking genius,
You're doing it wrong. What are you doing this for?
I was through it, I did it? What are you
doing You're you're an idiot?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Becker. Don't you love that?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
We invite him as the very first guests of the
podcast and oh a.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Five minutes into it he's called me an idiot. You're
an idiot.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I'm just telling you you.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Can. You can beat the vape. I know the vape here.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
You don't roll the vape. I know you don't even
cut it up. You don't have any fun with it.
You don't grow it, you don't you don't smell.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
It, do anything.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
You just asked me before this big ginormous rant here,
why do you smoke that? And I would ask you
when you smoke cigarettes, why did you smoke.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Cigarette because I was nervous. Okay, don't do something. Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
When I went to the doctor for the first time
and forty years, I told my said, listen, i've been
smoking for forty years. Everything and anything, whatever that happened, I've.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Been smoking, and I think I'm dying.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I don't know whether it is down there. I don't
know if I got cancer prostate thing. But I got
something large down here. And he goes, let's check it out.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
And then he looked at.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Me and said, oh, that's a hernia. And I went, oh,
I'm not dying. No, you're not dying. It's a hernia.
We can take Oh, it's like a sports hernia. And
then I look at the athlete and then yeah, and
I said, I can just like a diamondomic, I could
call it. And then he looked at me and said, listen,
you need to go get tested. You need to go
get tested. I need to see your your glands and
(09:06):
your in your lungs. And he sent me over to
the hospital and told me to go through all this stuff.
You know what happened. I came back and I passed everything. Everything.
My glands were good, my thigh roid was good, everything
was good. My lungs were black, but your balls were fared,
but they were clear, but they were clear. Ran two
and a half backs wintering lights.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
A day with no help, right, you didn't you didn't
have time like for as far as coting.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
No, no, no no, he quit like the doctor told me.
The doctor told me.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Listen, listen, the doctor told me. I asked the doctor.
I said, listen. I'm I consider myself like a funny man,
a comedian. And I entertained a little bit.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I played a little guitar, I played a little golf.
Makes me so happy.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
I consider myself funny. You are very funny. There I go.
But but was that the glung.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
That's the wrong answer. Sound but the that's the wrong answer.
Side guy, I wouldn't even ask a question.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
See what you said, I told the doctor, I consider
myself a funny guy.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Enter tatter, I told him. But he said, he said, okay,
he said you can hey. We Then he explained that.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I like that you kind of played him off with
the music, like it's the oscars or.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Something like that. Bob. You know, normally when you hear
the music, that's time we go to break. I was
gonna eventually we'll have commercials. Maybe should I deliver a commercial? No?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
No, not, Yeah, you could sell us some commercials about that.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Hey, hey, hey.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
The Blazed and Confused podcast is sponsored by Straws helping
you suck for years.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
It is the Blaze and Confused podcast. It's a stoner
trivia podcast. And basically what happens is that Joe and
I have prepared or maybe we didn't prepare at all,
questions for each other. We're gonna have a guest on
to chi him in and basically there's no keeping score.
Who gets what correct does not matter. These are topic starters.
Bob our guest is going to chime in with his nonsense.
(11:11):
He knows a lot of things about a lot of things.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
There's not too many people that know more than me.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yeah, he's very smart, very smart smart, renowned smart guy
in around here.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Plays and confused. The game show. It's a game show.
All right, stop talking now, all right, I'm question number one. Wow,
this is intention, so I guess. So I'm gonna go first.
Are we doing four questions or five questions?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Four?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
All right? Four? Four? Perfect? Oh? This is good, this
is good. This is good.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
So I'm gonna ask four questions, and you're going to
ask your four questions.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
I'm going to.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Start with a statistics question, my stats. What's the number
one toilet paper brand in the US? Who by sales? Now,
here's what I will tell you about the toilet paper.
What I will tell you the brand we're talking to brand?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Yes, you ply you ply three.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Here's the thing with the toilet paper. I'll admit I
cheap out with the TP Man and I should. Oh
my god, I get like the Giant brand toilet paper,
which is sandpaper, but it's the cheapest.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
I don't care.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
It's like, you know what, you're wiping your ass and
you're putting in the toilet. Why should you spend a
lot of money on that?
Speaker 2 (12:22):
And that's the kind of stuff that breaks in a
single wipe, which it takes up.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Your whole cart. An't depends on how far you wrap it,
you know what I mean? If you wrap it around
three or four times, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Okay, okay, anyway, now we're just talking about being wasteful.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
No one, No one got that question right.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
So the number one toilet paper brand by sales, you
give up starts with a C.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
It's Charman charm arm, Yeah, charm. That's tissues though, right?
They do it all? Probably right, tissues I could have.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Hey, sometimes you're in a bind, you run out of
toilet paper.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
I'm just saying, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
If you have Cleanus in your house, do you have
a box of Cleanus in your house?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Like tissues?
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Do you of course a box of Kleenex?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I'm allergic to everything outside everything else? Right?
Speaker 3 (13:12):
What do you see right here? What do you see right?
That's a that's a box. It's Kleenex.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Notice how they're ran by his computer too?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Question two?
Speaker 4 (13:20):
All right, So this will be fun because I love
to ask Becker these very basic music questions that he
never gets right.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
It sucks too, because it's about a genre that I
should know a lot about, but I don't.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Yeah, I'll give you hints about this before I even
give you the question.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
All right, Cool.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
We played this song on the radio about a billion times.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
You've heard this song a billion times?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I like how that's the hint.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
That is the hint. What's the question? The question is what?
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Fleetwood Max song features a minute and a half outro
with the repeated bassline and the lyrics keep Us Together Bob,
don't answer the questions, stop talking, don't say anything, don't
I tell you.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Hold I want to get hold on.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Oh hints, uh, he's getting funk it up.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
You can't do it.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
This is basic, dude, hold on, Uh, I can't think
of it.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
They literally sing the word that is the title of
the song before the line keep us Together, which is
the part of the question.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
I'm gonna read it again?
Speaker 4 (14:29):
What Fleetwood back song features a minute and a half
outro with the repeated bassline and the lyrics keep us together.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Do you know the answer from them? Yeah? I think
I help me out because I feel like a run shadows. No,
it's not keep us again? Running with the shadow.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Running with the shadows is part of the lyric, though,
I don't know if it's running with the shadows or
running in the shadows. But keep us together again?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Hold on, there's two different music's playing? Sorry, do it again?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
But together? Oh oh oh oh, I haven't no, you
know he loft, he loft. You didn't know what it
is either. You were playing, you're the one who's playing.
You're losing somebody that's not playing. I'm gonna commentation right,
What is the freaking answer? The answer is the change
(15:23):
the che.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Together whatever. Yeah, I told you, Yeah, right, okay, you
you got your over two question number shut.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
How's that astrag working out for it?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
It's definitely a cup three.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Question three.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Here's a question I would never get right ever in
a million years. The category is middle school geometry.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Middle school geometry.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
I skipped what do you call two angles that share
a common side in vertex but don't overlap?
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Pro tract? Pro tractor.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Here's the thing though, honestly, I'm reading this question back
to myself now, and I'm thinking that this question really
is not technically geometry, because geometry is shapes. This is
just talking about a line. What do you call too?
It's angles? Angles? Isn't geometry? Geometry shapes?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Right?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Geometry is angles too?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Is?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
It is? Like? Yeah? But is that stiff? I'm just
look at that. I don't even know what the fuck
geometry is, honestly. So here's the funny thing.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
About taking geometry in high school in now middle school
in high school, you know, like you always have, like
the way you pick your classes.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Now, it's like the.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
CP course, the college prep course is the on level course,
and then below that's like the general prep course, and
then on top of that there's like honors and advanced
placement and all that bullshit.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
So I was always on like the college prep math.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
And then when it came to geometry, my guidance counselors
in high school were.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Like, hey, you want to sit down for a minute.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
So they pushed me down to like the general prep
biogeometry of all the general stuff.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
You don't say there was no there was no there
was no advancement, no uh no plan.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Here's the thing, I'm sure there was. Oh no, no,
there definitely will no Listen.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
I worked to take a taco and you have to
know I worked, you know how they had to do program.
Some kids went to you know, learn how to be
an electrician or a corner and then they went to
school in the afternoon.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
I went to take a talk with the morning and
I prepared the food.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
That's the same program that I used to work in
radio in seventeen when I was seventeen years old.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Yeah, and then we went to and and I had
no plans on going to college, none, none, whatsoever until
my dad checked out may he rest in vodka.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Wow, that was like a whole other conversation all right,
So let me give you the answer to this question,
because when every good question, when you hear the answer,
it's going to make sense. So the question was, what
do you call two angles that share a common side
in vertex but don't overlap.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
The answer is adjacent their adjacent angle.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
See, we learned a lot of other things on the
way to that question.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
For twenty what this question? Next question is current events.
I'm good at that current events. Remember, Bob, I'm he's
the one that's answering a question, right, you know, raise
your hand when you want to talk, and I'll say.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yes, reiterating that I haven't gotten any.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Right, it's a buzzer.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
I should be able to chime in current events, but
it's really history.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Oh, that's it.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
That's it right there, current events.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Oh man, let's try to ski.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Famous event in the American Revolution celebrated its two hundred
and fiftieth birthday this week.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
The Pope and Pope, The Pope and the Pope. Check
out the pope. He wasn't two hundred and fifty years old. Situation.
I know what.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Famous event in the American Revolution celebrated its two hundred
and fiftieth birthday this week.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
The American Revolution. Wasn't that a war? The American Revolution
wasn't a war? All right? So should I just give
you the answer?
Speaker 4 (19:14):
You want to give up? You don't even want to
say anything. I have no idea. The answer is Paul
Revere's midnight Ride.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Oh you know what? I did hear about that? I
just didn't.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
What the hell did he do that? Tell me what
it is? So tell me what do he accomplished?
Speaker 2 (19:30):
He was letting people know thing. You know, he had
no one. I did a message to deliver The British
are coming right, Oh that's right.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Let me read what chat EPT has to say, all right,
because we love artificial intelligence only Yeah, we'll get your
opinion on that later, okaya job. Paul Revere's Midnight Ride
was a famous event during the American Revolution. On the
night of April eighteen, seventeen seventy five, Paul.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Seventy t five bar say it was like current events.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
It celebrated his birthday. That's what made the current events.
I forgot it makes it a birthday. That doesn't make
it correct. What the fuck?
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Paul Revere rode from Boston to Lexington to warn the
colonial militia that British troops were marching towards them, telling
everyone the British are coming, even though he likely didn't
use those exact words.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Isn't that interesting? So the history books told us all.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
About his Oh he rode through the streets and he
said the British are coming, The British are coming. That's
that motherfucker's claim the fame. But yet this says he
didn't even though you likely didn't say those.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Exactly Ready, the British were already, and you know he's
going for Boston. Oh wait, election getting Zucky on a horse.
It was seventeen seventy five, Bob, I was gonna get
that fifteen hundred miles? What did he do?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Me time, Chitties, State of Britain. You're coming to pass
the word or something. Have somebody else fucking take the
horse to go?
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
Trivia, man, it's like the universe asking us questions.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Yeah, confused podcast.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
So that concludes round one of my questions. Now Becker's
going to ask me my question.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
This is Traine question music, All right, question, next question,
Question number one.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
I think I burned my cord, All right, music, Hey
do it again?
Speaker 3 (21:30):
No you didn't.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
I need the intense music.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Oh I thought you were going to ask me a
question like the category was music.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Oh man, I got excited there.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Oh no, I just wanted you to play the music
that we agreed upon.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
That now that wasn't the music, that was.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
The sound effect. I need you have to You have
to have this music when you're all right?
Speaker 2 (21:51):
He understands.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Remember when I said, raise your hand when you want
to talk. Go back to that.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
What's illegal to do with a moose in Alaska?
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Fuck it? That's wrong, dude, don't even dad wrong. Make
yourself trying to sneak it behind him? Try that shoot
that might be it might be illegal to do that.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Not on this list, but it's probably on a different list.
What is illegal to do with a moose in Alaska?
Is it a ride it? B I said, fuck it?
Push it out of a plane?
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Oh yeah, see feed it chocolate. You're at it. Feed
it chocolate. The answer that's going to answer. I'm laughing
because of the other one.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
U d walk it on a leash? What can't you
do with a moose in Alaska?
Speaker 3 (22:53):
All right?
Speaker 4 (22:54):
I made me the choices, but without losing ride it.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
These are push it out of a plane feeded chocolate.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Walk it on a leash. I want to say, walk
it on a LEAs No, that's wrong.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
What is it wrong? You can't push it out of
a plane. Of course you can't push it out of
a plane because you can't push it.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Into the plane. I didn't push it out of a
plane if you can't get it in a plane. Boy,
you said my questions were stupid? What the fuck that was?
That was? That was the judge on questions after? Thank you?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
That was?
Speaker 3 (23:23):
That was jo was really stupid too? Question too?
Speaker 2 (23:29):
What's the name of the dot over the letter I ship?
Speaker 4 (23:35):
It starts with an ask? Oh, tittle tittle? It's see
speck or is it a dits? It's a tittle tittle? Yeah,
thank you very much. Just uh, I know we're not
keeping track here, but I'd like to point out that
I've been the first one to get a question correct.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Yeah, you're doing a lot better than I am.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
This question needs to work. That kind of question. Was
that dot on the ie call? It's a fucking dot over?
There is what it is?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Who?
Speaker 3 (24:01):
No one even roses auck tittle tittle the ideal tittle?
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Make sure you dot your tittles got youries, cross your
t's and dot your tittles.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Got your tittles and cross your t's. Make sure your
shit's in life.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Cush in three, make sure your ships in line.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
He's got one question, right, he did.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
He's doing really really well.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
I think he's got tittles.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Which, ancient stringed instrument considered a predecessor to the piano,
produces sound by plucking strings when pressed.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Bob, I'm answering the questions. Stop it. It's a harpsic
got it right, man, you're killing it. I was.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
You're also a musician, but I love me a harpsichord, dude.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Harpsichord is a cool freaking instrument between a harp and
a harp.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
So a piano, you know, a piano is technically a
percussion instrument because it's hammers inside that are hitting the strings. So,
but the difference is between a piano and a harp succhord,
a harps chord. Instead of hammering the strings, it's a
hook and it plucks the string, so it's a different sound.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
You get that pluckiness. Oh okay, the pluckiness.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Pluckiness. Yeah, that's a word, and I just made it
up and I'm proud of it.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Question for twenty what.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Which brand is associated with the slogan think Different?
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Uh? Oh, it's Apple. How do you this is true? Yeah,
but it's no one's current events. He knows. I knew that.
I've got that right, Jeez, I knew it was like
around everything that I own is an Apple product. How
do you think that I would not know that. I
just didn't know you were gonna.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Do that shit too much? Can I have the ask
you guys rely on that shit too much?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Oh? Here, here, here, here, I've been thinking Different since
seventy six. If you're lost, they probably are too.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
They'll blazed and confused.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Podcast. Hey, I got a question. Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
I might have told you this already, but if you
haven't heard it. You have a scuba dive. No scuba dive.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
You never you never went underneath the water with those
big tanks and all that.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
No. I've done snorkeling, but not scuba diving.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
But you've seen you you've seen them. Right. That creeps
me out.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Do you know do you know why they fall backwards
out of the boat into the water.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
It's something with the weight of the tank, right, Do
you know why they fall backwards?
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Out of the boat into the water.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Why because if they fell forward, they still be in
the fucking boat.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Wow, we felt for it too.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Damn it all right, and you got a point for that.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Give good high priority the stuff.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
Backer and Joel are ubsessed right now. Music, movie, shows, snacks.
Whatever's blowing their little stoner minds this week?
Speaker 4 (26:51):
All right, So it's not a movie music, it's not
a snack. It's I have to tell you this, se
we write that for that. If it's not gonna be
anything else, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
I'm sorry. That could be the line of a suck.
It's a movie or so a snack. Be quiet and
listen to my story.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
I found myself the other day at our local mall
and talk about having to go to the bathroom really bad, right,
had to drop the kids off at the pool. Had
one too many coffees that day. You know, that's the
other thing about vaping too. All I do is vape
and smoke marijuana and you know, drink coffee.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
It does a lot for your colon, you know what
I mean. You're constantly like clenched.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
So I get to you, what what a great thing to
talk about.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
I'm still trying to figure out the kids, he's dropping off.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I know that joke from nine hundred years ago, drop
the kids off at the pool. It means to you know,
go to the bathroom, the second one. You've never heard that,
the second version of bathroom. Anyway, go ahead, any of
your story. Anyway, He's been hung up out the entire
time we've been talking about mister.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
I have every joke under my hat from fifty years
ago to don't your kids. I considered myself a funny guy,
comedian entertainer.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Now he love you. But anyway, I continue.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
So I go to the mall. I have to drop
like a pair of jeans off.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
And wait, wait, he's got dropped pants.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Off and the kids drop the kids off, he's got
drop by pants.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
No, I bought the wrong size and I wanted to
return them.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Clarify, you need to say I bought the wrong size,
that I am returning some jeans instead of saying I gotta.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
I'm bringing a pair of jeans to them all. Remember
when I said you should raise your hand when you
want to talk. He's a detail. I'd like to tell
you the story.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Okay, so you bought a pair, Yes, I hadn't work
that has nothing to do with the story.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
You brought him back. Nobody gives a fuck why I
was at the mall. I was at the mall. Let
me get to my story.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Okay, so what happened was So what happened was, First off,
let me ask you this, what do you think about?
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Uh? That song, Oh make Love to You? Yeah? Was
a boister Man? Yeah, I not a fan boys to him?
Right yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
So I find myself in the Lehigh Valley mall. I
had to go to the bathroom again really bad. So
I go to the I go to the bathroom and
the first kids off to drop the kids off of
the bull.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Yes, So I get to the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
The first thing I noticed is that this awful fucking
song is blaring in this bathroom, right, oh make love
to you boom right, I know.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
So I sit down in the stall.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
I start doing my thing, and after I noticed that
the song sucks, I noticed that the dude in the
stall next to me is full blown, like losing it.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Homie was having a day over there. He was having
an awful day, one.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Of those ships that's like, oh man, this guy, keep
you should be at home doing this.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
You know what I felt? Bad for him, but it was.
It was rather it was rather comical with him losing
it next door to me in the stall. And what
makes you say he was losing was loud.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
It was so loud and with the song on at
the same I'm okay, So the action sound is what
you're talking about, Like it was like he was lifting
off that kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Naturally. I took out my phone and I took a
voice memo. Oh no, come on, I'm going to play
for you now.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
People might find this to be a setup.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Oh yeah, I did not know about.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
This because I think stuff like this is foul.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Come on, no, God that you're paying attention to the
guy in the stall next year, hold on, no.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
So confidently? Oh no, no, hey, it's Becker and I'm Joel.
We decided that you shouldn't hear that clip.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
Yeah, I've had an intervention as we edit this episode,
and I regret recording this, poor man.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
And do we want you to like us and not
hate us?
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:50):
I don't know why I brought up this story anyway,
but I swear it happened to be nobody.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
It's a shitty idea. Shitty idea. Yeah, we were better
I'm talking about Paul. You're listening to the Blazing Confused podcast.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
I like how Bob's ending against Chris.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Is it over?
Speaker 2 (31:08):
It's probably over?
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Right? Is there anything else we got to talk about?
What else do I have? I? I have this thing.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
Welcome to sparka debate where Becker and Joel turn one topic.
You're doing all out, puff puff, pass off and see
who burns out first.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
So, movies, movies, movies, movies. Why should guys talk about movies?
Speaker 2 (31:27):
I want to talk about this thing that I saw
on the internet. This guy was in court suing a
radio station in California. They did a contest that it
was like, if you put our call letters on your forehead,
if you tattoo them on your forehead, get two hundred
and fifty thousand dollars, right, And they said teasing that
this this you know, promotion. They were like, hey, go
(31:49):
to the website, click on the link for all the details.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Right.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
This guy was so excited he was like, I'm just
gonna go do it, get this money, you know. So
he went and got the call letters put on his
freaking forehead. Then found out later it was an April
Fool's joke. So he was suing them for five hundred
thousand dollars. Wow, to cover the cost of the removal
surgery and everything.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Is this was way this was a radio station. Yeah,
get his money?
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Yeah no, he got, well he got some of the money.
Who owns that radio station, I forget.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Probably some small company probably, Yeah, it just like think
about that they used.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
To be around, I know.
Speaker 4 (32:27):
But like no modern radio companies legal team would ever
let a contest like that fly anymore, or even like
a post what what you're saying? This was like a
post on social media wasn't.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Even count And I think it was like an on
air promotion like I did it in the morning. But
it was just a joke, you know that The idea
was is that the listeners had to go to the
website first click on this link and they would have
known right away that it was an April Fool's joke,
or they didn't.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
This guy probably was scrolling on his news feed or
something or like you know, didn't click anything, but just
read like, oh, if you do this.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
I think it has heard it on the radio.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Like he was just like you heard it, and he
was like I'm gonna go do it, you know, to
try to get life changing money.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
You know, two hundred and fifty thousand. Take that real quick.
I'm gonna give you.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Well, the point is, would you get a tattoo on
your forehead for two hundred and fifty thousand dollars?
Speaker 3 (33:11):
No?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
No, And it seems to me like the radio station
wouldnt even let that happen because if you even went
and started say, you came to me to get a
tattoo and I did it wrong, and all of a sudden,
your whole head started falling apart, you know what I mean.
And you're gonna ssume me for malpractice. The radio station pays.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
For it all. So get this. This is a pretty
good topic. I'm gonna tell you what happened to me.
Ok So, now the past few years I've been going this.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
It's got very serious.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Socially makes sense. I'm trying to teach you something.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
For the past three years, three or four years, I'm single.
I don't have no dependence. I got no extra money
coming in. I spend everything when I get it, no investments, nothing.
So when tax time comes around, what.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Do I do?
Speaker 1 (33:50):
I fill out the short form I put in my money.
How much they took out if flying fourteen is bigger
than thirteen, then I get a refund. Happened three or
four straight years now. I've been doing it, and I
went to the online tax thing. I'm not going to
tell you who it was.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
I went to the online tax thing.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
I'm a big one.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
So now sure.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Now I'm on there and I'm doing it, and i'm
doing it in BAM. I'm getting five hundred some dollars back,
not a lot, but I'm saying, okay, Direct Deposit Boom.
It goes in done. Then they do the state done figure.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
This is pretty easy. Last year, same thing, same thing.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Not making a lot of money, right because I don't
make a lot of money, just like crime AM doesn't pay.
And I'm sitting there and I'm going, okay, I'm going
through it again. This time, I don't get as much
money back, so it's okay. I did it anyway. Direct
Deposit Boom. This year comes around and I go online.
I wait till last minute, but I'm on the line
on the April fifteenth or.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
Whatever it is. Because when I went on the first time.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
It's only told me I'm only getting like one hundred
ninety one dollars back.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
I Remember, how am I only get one hundred ninety
one dollars back?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
I used to get back thousands? What the hell did
I do wrong? And I'm trying to figure out what
the heck I did wrong? And then you know what,
I said, to hell with it. And then I went
back on the fifteenth to try it again and sure
up and give the same numbers, one hundred and ninety
one dollars. So when I was done pitching at it,
I said, Okay, let's file the thing. They send it
to the government. The government says I'm checking noah blah,
and they'm ready to go, and it says, would you
(35:11):
let your debit card instead? And I'm thinking, wow, okay,
get a debit card. No, just seventy one hundred and
ninety one dollars on the debit card. So I cut
debit card. And next thing you know, I'm getting emails
start buying it from green dot Bank telling me my
account needs to be set up. I don't want a
fucking account. I don't want an account. I said, where's
(35:33):
my debit card? And then I got another email, your
card has been printed. I'm going, sweet, my car's been printed. Great,
maybe this.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Is gonna happen. Maybe I did the right thing.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
So the next couple of days go by, it that
fucking comes in the mail. I go get the card.
The card comes out. There's the card. Activate your card,
and I'm actuvating the card. Boom boom, boom ba boom
and activating the card. And then I hit to check balance,
hit one, and I hit one. Unfortunately there's no balance.
I'm gonna what to fucking talking about. There's no ballance?
What did you make an account? You gotta set up
an account. I don't want an account. Where's my prepaid
(36:05):
debit card? Where's the Ziper card? They tricked me? They
tricked me, those bastards, they tricked me. And now it
should tell me that the account.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Is my account.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
And I know, but you got to talk to somebody
and wherever they are to take you. So fast, I said, listen,
you're talking way too fast. You're talking way too fast.
So now waiting for my debit card to commit. And
I got the debit card, but now I gotta wait
for the government to put the money into debit cards
and then they're gonna start dugging me.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
Seven point nine per ten entrants.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
How do you try one an account, and you know what,
it probably ruined my fucking credit. They got no money,
holy want it was a fucking prepaid debit card. Why
did they give me the debit card? My oil card?
And now I'm loll excited and I still get demos.
You need to finish.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Setting up your account. I don't want an account, bastards.
All right, well, so listen, I wish you luck in
your adventure. I don't know what you're gonna make them.
Look what's gonna happen. We're gonna rely on you boss
right here.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
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Speaker 3 (37:04):
Go with that joke again, genius.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
We couldn't have picked a better first guest.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Seriously, thanks for coming. Our second guest, we don't know yet,
not sure yet, maybe maybe just well.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
The idea was to find people that had following, you know,
on social media and stuff. I got to help to
get the word out of the show. But nobody was
available for that today.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
So thanks, So here we are, Bob, Thanks so so
here we are with Bob Holder, the man that's never
ordered anything from Amazon.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
I got quite so no Amazon, perfect, no, no.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
No guy, totally in touch with today's world. What do
you ened me in touch for? You need something? To
go to the store and get it. Seven to eleven.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Thank you for listening to Blazed and Confused Sex for
having me tell
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joe, don't forget
to subscribe spark up and joined us Next time you
The Blaze in Confused. Podcast is rated M from marijuana
no minors. But your audience is only what times the
show start.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
You think we're live, ry now you're recording.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
All right, Okay, here we go. Damn eck. So let
me ask you this.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Do you ever think that you will live to see
the day where you could go to a weed store
and pick up whatever you want? No, Like, if somebody
would have told you in nineteen seventy six the day
that you started smoking, Yeah, one day, fifty years from now,
there's going to be a dispensary on every street corner
and everybody's going to smoke.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
If you would have told me five years ago or
ten years ago that that might happen, I would say,
are you out.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Of your mind?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
However, I believe that enough has been done to researching
and it's helping a lot of people, and it's better
than drinking.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Try to get drunk and do anything you can't. But
if you're a little high, you're a little more focused.
Sometimes you're a little less focused, but sometimes you can be.
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
I think the effects of weed are so different for
everybody because I don't think that I'm necessarily at all
more productive when I smoke weed. However, However, though a
friend recently told me that it's all because I'm smoking
the wrong weed and I have to get the right
terpene weed terpenes, terpene, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I feel the same way.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Like weed is weed to me, and this is the
same thing with like sativa into all of it.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
It all feels the same to me.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I've never smoked weed and thought, oh, I feel different
than I did the last time I smoke.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
You know, there are certain things in marijuana. There's different properties,
and they're called terpenes, and they do a certain thing
for you. Some some of it's good for inflammation, some
of it's good for pain, some of it's good, some
of it makes you more euphoric, some of it makes
you really up.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
It's unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I mean, you can get things done.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Listen, fifty years what is it? What's this? Where are we?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Twenty twenty five, seventy five, twenty five? How many years
is that? Fifty seventy five to twenty five is fifty
years that I've been involved in this stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
There's those people that go, oh, my god, you do
what I'm a missed. Oh I can't even go out.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. But
it all depends on your tolerance. But man, you guys
smoke way too much.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Our resident area know it all. Bob is the first
guest on our podcast, which we're gonna start right now.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Welcome to the Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel,
The trivia podcast where the questions are high, and so
are they. Hates, tractice, slark your curiosity, and line up
some knowledge. Though Blazed and Confused podcast starts now.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Hey, welcome to episode one. Officially, we've launched the podcast.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Wow, what do you need?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
You were for an ashtray? That's what I was looking
for and which I gotta think my cousin. This ashtray
came from Peru.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
It's not an ashtray. That's a cup. I don't know
if it's an astray or not.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
It's a it's a ceramic little It looks like you
smashed garlic in there.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
It's multi use. I mean, yeah, yeah, that's what it is.
It's value just went up values. How nice I've heard though.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
She was in Peru and she thought of me when
she saw an ashtray. God, and how long ago was
this trap? Peru was like a good two years ago.
I just so, I just got a new car recently.
I open up the I'm cleaning out my old car
and I open up the glove box and there's this
little ashtray sitting in there, and I'm like, oh, that's right.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
She was in Peru like two years ago. It got
me this ashtray, and I totally forgot about it.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
I guess she gave it to me what we were
out and about, and I threw it quick at my glovebox.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I forgot about it. So now we have a nice
new Peruvian ashtray.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah, it's our only sponsor of this show.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
So yes, the Blazing Confused Podcast sponsored by the Peruvian Ashtray.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Well, appreciate your business. I'm Becker. By the way, that's Joel.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Hello, and our first guest tonight or tonight this afternoon
wherever I was listening today is the one the only
Bob Holder.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Thank you that I am honored to be the first
guest on a Blazed and Confused podcast.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Thks for being the podcast.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
And by the way, obviously you guys don't smoke a
lot of cigarettes, because if you smoke the cigarettes, you
would understand that ashtrays have those things in them where
you can set your cigarette down. It has a little
indention in it, and it's got usually four little spots
or two or three, depending what kind of an astray
you have. That is not an ashtray. Whoever told you
(04:16):
that was an astray, it's whatever.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Whatever. I'm just trying to tell you that's not an as.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
It's kind of like when you see something you're like,
that's that could be a bong, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Ceramic right, right, it's a ceramic rock holder or a
ceramic pebble holder. It's just a little thing that you
can sip saki out of, and it's nowhere even close
to even looking like an ashtray.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I'm glad you brought up cigarettes because, mister Holder, you
used to smoke cigarettes and then one day you just
woke up and you stopped.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Right telling you you can do it too. Anybody can
do it. I'm trying. Anybody can do it. I'm telling
you you can do it. So I was sick on Friday.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
I took the day off of work, and I woke
up I thought, oh my God, do I have bronchitis?
I feel like crap. So I went to the doctor.
Sure enough, she like checks all my symptoms and everything.
She's like, yeah, I'm nearly certain you have bronchitis and
you're still vaping like crazy. I'm like yeah, and she goes,
well the vaping. She ripped me a new one for sure.
Sure our action too, And she told me flat out
stop it, go home and put a nicotine patch on.
So look at my arm right, Look at this. I
(05:12):
have a nicoderm patch on right now. So this is
day two of the nicotine patch. She said that I'm
not going to just wake up and stop smoking. She
said that the patch will naturally make me want to
smoke less, which is definitely the case.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
But I don't know. I think that.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Vaping is a lot worse than cigarettes. I think that
vaping you do them both. No, I don't smoke cigarettes.
I don't really smoked cigarettes. Was what you used to
I never regularly smoked cigarettes. I've recard of vaping, and
that's what she wants you to stop.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I've been vaping. I thought about it this.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
I've been in this apartment for three years and I
first started vaping regularly.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
When I moved to this apartment.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I vape, but dive vape marijuana, you know what I mean.
I don't smoke any nicotine or tobacco anymore. In fact,
the reason I don't do that anymore is because I
got hypnotized when he was telling me about this. Well
you know, you know Joel, he doesn't believe anything.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
It certainly helped me. I got hypnotized last July for
my birthday. I wanted to do it for my fortieth birthday,
and that night, poof gone. I don't have a single
thought or craving about a cigarette.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
It's in this amazing Bob day. They waved a clock
in front of his face and it solved his problems.
He's hypnotized and he's good now. No, And I'll tell
you how I got hooked on vaping. When I lived
in Nazareth. My neighbor he.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Used to come over and we'd you know, sit around
and get high and smoke whatever.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
But he always had a vape and like a nicotine vape,
and every time it came.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Over, I'd be like, Oh, what flavor you have this week? Oh, Cherry,
let me try it. It's a flavored. Next it's the flavor.
It's totally the flavors.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Right then I kind of found myself really looking forward
to my neighbor coming over so I could smoke his vape.
And then all of a sudden, I go and I
buy my own. So that's what it is. And here's
another reason why vaping is ten times worse than cigarettes. Dude,
I do this shit all day long, all day long,
Like I roll over in the middle, in the middle
of sleeping, in the middle of the night, I roll over,
(07:02):
grab it off my nightstand, smoke it, go back to bed,
like without even realizing it all day long at work.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Maybe I said that, Maybe I didn't.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
You know what vake means for people that can't control
their emotions and can't control themselves.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I don't think the science is accurate about what you're
talking about, but it certainly matches up with the situation
with you all.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Listen, what are you doing it for?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Do you have a pretty little pink one or you
have a little silver one? You? I mean, what do
you have?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
No, do you go with the jerry or do you
go with the strawberry, or do the banana one day.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Listen.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
All I know is that on the report cards growing
up in elementary school, there always used to be a
little thing there about self control, and I would always
get the nasty comments about self control.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
And it's right, one hundred percent. I still as a
twenty brother, do you no, No, I'm an only child.
You're an only child. Dad might explain some of it.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Oh shut up, now you have nobody to say. Looking genius,
You're doing it wrong. What are you doing this for?
I was through it, I did it? What are you
doing You're you're an idiot?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Becker. Don't you love that?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
We invite him as the very first guests of the
podcast and oh a.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Five minutes into it he's called me an idiot. You're
an idiot.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I'm just telling you you.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Can. You can beat the vape. I know the vape here.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
You don't roll the vape. I know you don't even
cut it up. You don't have any fun with it.
You don't grow it, you don't you don't smell.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
It, do anything.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
You just asked me before this big ginormous rant here,
why do you smoke that? And I would ask you
when you smoke cigarettes, why did you smoke.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Cigarette because I was nervous. Okay, don't do something. Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
When I went to the doctor for the first time
and forty years, I told my said, listen, i've been
smoking for forty years. Everything and anything, whatever that happened, I've.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Been smoking, and I think I'm dying.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I don't know whether it is down there. I don't
know if I got cancer prostate thing. But I got
something large down here. And he goes, let's check it out.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
And then he looked at.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Me and said, oh, that's a hernia. And I went, oh,
I'm not dying. No, you're not dying. It's a hernia.
We can take Oh, it's like a sports hernia. And
then I look at the athlete and then yeah, and
I said, I can just like a diamondomic, I could
call it. And then he looked at me and said, listen,
you need to go get tested. You need to go
get tested. I need to see your your glands and
(09:06):
your in your lungs. And he sent me over to
the hospital and told me to go through all this stuff.
You know what happened. I came back and I passed everything. Everything.
My glands were good, my thigh roid was good, everything
was good. My lungs were black, but your balls were fared,
but they were clear, but they were clear. Ran two
and a half backs wintering lights.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
A day with no help, right, you didn't you didn't
have time like for as far as coting.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
No, no, no no, he quit like the doctor told me.
The doctor told me.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Listen, listen, the doctor told me. I asked the doctor.
I said, listen. I'm I consider myself like a funny man,
a comedian. And I entertained a little bit.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I played a little guitar, I played a little golf.
Makes me so happy.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
I consider myself funny. You are very funny. There I go.
But but was that the glung.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
That's the wrong answer. Sound but the that's the wrong answer.
Side guy, I wouldn't even ask a question.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
See what you said, I told the doctor, I consider
myself a funny guy.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Enter tatter, I told him. But he said, he said, okay,
he said you can hey. We Then he explained that.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I like that you kind of played him off with
the music, like it's the oscars or.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Something like that. Bob. You know, normally when you hear
the music, that's time we go to break. I was
gonna eventually we'll have commercials. Maybe should I deliver a commercial? No?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
No, not, Yeah, you could sell us some commercials about that.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Hey, hey, hey.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
The Blazed and Confused podcast is sponsored by Straws helping
you suck for years.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
It is the Blaze and Confused podcast. It's a stoner
trivia podcast. And basically what happens is that Joe and
I have prepared or maybe we didn't prepare at all,
questions for each other. We're gonna have a guest on
to chi him in and basically there's no keeping score.
Who gets what correct does not matter. These are topic starters.
Bob our guest is going to chime in with his nonsense.
(11:11):
He knows a lot of things about a lot of things.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
There's not too many people that know more than me.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yeah, he's very smart, very smart smart, renowned smart guy
in around here.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Plays and confused. The game show. It's a game show.
All right, stop talking now, all right, I'm question number one. Wow,
this is intention, so I guess. So I'm gonna go first.
Are we doing four questions or five questions?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Four?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
All right? Four? Four? Perfect? Oh? This is good, this
is good. This is good.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
So I'm gonna ask four questions, and you're going to
ask your four questions.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
I'm going to.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Start with a statistics question, my stats. What's the number
one toilet paper brand in the US? Who by sales? Now,
here's what I will tell you about the toilet paper.
What I will tell you the brand we're talking to brand?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Yes, you ply you ply three.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Here's the thing with the toilet paper. I'll admit I
cheap out with the TP Man and I should. Oh
my god, I get like the Giant brand toilet paper,
which is sandpaper, but it's the cheapest.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
I don't care.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
It's like, you know what, you're wiping your ass and
you're putting in the toilet. Why should you spend a
lot of money on that?
Speaker 2 (12:22):
And that's the kind of stuff that breaks in a
single wipe, which it takes up.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Your whole cart. An't depends on how far you wrap it,
you know what I mean? If you wrap it around
three or four times, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Okay, okay, anyway, now we're just talking about being wasteful.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
No one, No one got that question right.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
So the number one toilet paper brand by sales, you
give up starts with a C.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
It's Charman charm arm, Yeah, charm. That's tissues though, right?
They do it all? Probably right, tissues I could have.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Hey, sometimes you're in a bind, you run out of
toilet paper.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
I'm just saying, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
If you have Cleanus in your house, do you have
a box of Cleanus in your house?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Like tissues?
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Do you of course a box of Kleenex?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I'm allergic to everything outside everything else? Right?
Speaker 3 (13:12):
What do you see right here? What do you see right?
That's a that's a box. It's Kleenex.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Notice how they're ran by his computer too?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Question two?
Speaker 4 (13:20):
All right, So this will be fun because I love
to ask Becker these very basic music questions that he
never gets right.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
It sucks too, because it's about a genre that I
should know a lot about, but I don't.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Yeah, I'll give you hints about this before I even
give you the question.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
All right, Cool.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
We played this song on the radio about a billion times.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
You've heard this song a billion times?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I like how that's the hint.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
That is the hint. What's the question? The question is what?
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Fleetwood Max song features a minute and a half outro
with the repeated bassline and the lyrics keep Us Together Bob,
don't answer the questions, stop talking, don't say anything, don't
I tell you.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Hold I want to get hold on.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Oh hints, uh, he's getting funk it up.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
You can't do it.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
This is basic, dude, hold on, Uh, I can't think
of it.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
They literally sing the word that is the title of
the song before the line keep us Together, which is
the part of the question.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
I'm gonna read it again?
Speaker 4 (14:29):
What Fleetwood back song features a minute and a half
outro with the repeated bassline and the lyrics keep us together.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Do you know the answer from them? Yeah? I think
I help me out because I feel like a run shadows. No,
it's not keep us again? Running with the shadow.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Running with the shadows is part of the lyric, though,
I don't know if it's running with the shadows or
running in the shadows. But keep us together again?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Hold on, there's two different music's playing? Sorry, do it again?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
But together? Oh oh oh oh, I haven't no, you
know he loft, he loft. You didn't know what it
is either. You were playing, you're the one who's playing.
You're losing somebody that's not playing. I'm gonna commentation right,
What is the freaking answer? The answer is the change
(15:23):
the che.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Together whatever. Yeah, I told you, Yeah, right, okay, you
you got your over two question number shut.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
How's that astrag working out for it?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
It's definitely a cup three.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Question three.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Here's a question I would never get right ever in
a million years. The category is middle school geometry.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Middle school geometry.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
I skipped what do you call two angles that share
a common side in vertex but don't overlap?
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Pro tract? Pro tractor.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Here's the thing though, honestly, I'm reading this question back
to myself now, and I'm thinking that this question really
is not technically geometry, because geometry is shapes. This is
just talking about a line. What do you call too?
It's angles? Angles? Isn't geometry? Geometry shapes?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Right?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Geometry is angles too?
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Is?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
It is? Like? Yeah? But is that stiff? I'm just
look at that. I don't even know what the fuck
geometry is, honestly. So here's the funny thing.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
About taking geometry in high school in now middle school
in high school, you know, like you always have, like
the way you pick your classes.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Now, it's like the.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
CP course, the college prep course is the on level course,
and then below that's like the general prep course, and
then on top of that there's like honors and advanced
placement and all that bullshit.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
So I was always on like the college prep math.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
And then when it came to geometry, my guidance counselors
in high school were.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Like, hey, you want to sit down for a minute.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
So they pushed me down to like the general prep
biogeometry of all the general stuff.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
You don't say there was no there was no there
was no advancement, no uh no plan.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Here's the thing, I'm sure there was. Oh no, no,
there definitely will no Listen.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
I worked to take a taco and you have to
know I worked, you know how they had to do program.
Some kids went to you know, learn how to be
an electrician or a corner and then they went to
school in the afternoon.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
I went to take a talk with the morning and
I prepared the food.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
That's the same program that I used to work in
radio in seventeen when I was seventeen years old.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Yeah, and then we went to and and I had
no plans on going to college, none, none, whatsoever until
my dad checked out may he rest in vodka.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Wow, that was like a whole other conversation all right,
So let me give you the answer to this question,
because when every good question, when you hear the answer,
it's going to make sense. So the question was, what
do you call two angles that share a common side
in vertex but don't overlap.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
The answer is adjacent their adjacent angle.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
See, we learned a lot of other things on the
way to that question.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
For twenty what this question? Next question is current events.
I'm good at that current events. Remember, Bob, I'm he's
the one that's answering a question, right, you know, raise
your hand when you want to talk, and I'll say.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yes, reiterating that I haven't gotten any.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Right, it's a buzzer.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
I should be able to chime in current events, but
it's really history.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Oh, that's it.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
That's it right there, current events.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Oh man, let's try to ski.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Famous event in the American Revolution celebrated its two hundred
and fiftieth birthday this week.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
The Pope and Pope, The Pope and the Pope. Check
out the pope. He wasn't two hundred and fifty years old. Situation.
I know what.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Famous event in the American Revolution celebrated its two hundred
and fiftieth birthday this week.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
The American Revolution. Wasn't that a war? The American Revolution
wasn't a war? All right? So should I just give
you the answer?
Speaker 4 (19:14):
You want to give up? You don't even want to
say anything. I have no idea. The answer is Paul
Revere's midnight Ride.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Oh you know what? I did hear about that? I
just didn't.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
What the hell did he do that? Tell me what
it is? So tell me what do he accomplished?
Speaker 2 (19:30):
He was letting people know thing. You know, he had
no one. I did a message to deliver The British
are coming right, Oh that's right.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Let me read what chat EPT has to say, all right,
because we love artificial intelligence only Yeah, we'll get your
opinion on that later, okaya job. Paul Revere's Midnight Ride
was a famous event during the American Revolution. On the
night of April eighteen, seventeen seventy five, Paul.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Seventy t five bar say it was like current events.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
It celebrated his birthday. That's what made the current events.
I forgot it makes it a birthday. That doesn't make
it correct. What the fuck?
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Paul Revere rode from Boston to Lexington to warn the
colonial militia that British troops were marching towards them, telling
everyone the British are coming, even though he likely didn't
use those exact words.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Isn't that interesting? So the history books told us all.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
About his Oh he rode through the streets and he
said the British are coming, The British are coming. That's
that motherfucker's claim the fame. But yet this says he
didn't even though you likely didn't say those.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Exactly Ready, the British were already, and you know he's
going for Boston. Oh wait, election getting Zucky on a horse.
It was seventeen seventy five, Bob, I was gonna get
that fifteen hundred miles? What did he do?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Me time, Chitties, State of Britain. You're coming to pass
the word or something. Have somebody else fucking take the
horse to go?
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
Trivia, man, it's like the universe asking us questions.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Yeah, confused podcast.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
So that concludes round one of my questions. Now Becker's
going to ask me my question.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
This is Traine question music, All right, question, next question,
Question number one.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
I think I burned my cord, All right, music, Hey
do it again?
Speaker 3 (21:30):
No you didn't.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
I need the intense music.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Oh I thought you were going to ask me a
question like the category was music.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Oh man, I got excited there.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Oh no, I just wanted you to play the music
that we agreed upon.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
That now that wasn't the music, that was.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
The sound effect. I need you have to You have
to have this music when you're all right?
Speaker 2 (21:51):
He understands.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Remember when I said, raise your hand when you want
to talk. Go back to that.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
What's illegal to do with a moose in Alaska?
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Fuck it? That's wrong, dude, don't even dad wrong. Make
yourself trying to sneak it behind him? Try that shoot
that might be it might be illegal to do that.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Not on this list, but it's probably on a different list.
What is illegal to do with a moose in Alaska?
Is it a ride it? B I said, fuck it?
Push it out of a plane?
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Oh yeah, see feed it chocolate. You're at it. Feed
it chocolate. The answer that's going to answer. I'm laughing
because of the other one.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
U d walk it on a leash? What can't you
do with a moose in Alaska?
Speaker 3 (22:53):
All right?
Speaker 4 (22:54):
I made me the choices, but without losing ride it.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
These are push it out of a plane feeded chocolate.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Walk it on a leash. I want to say, walk
it on a LEAs No, that's wrong.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
What is it wrong? You can't push it out of
a plane. Of course you can't push it out of
a plane because you can't push it.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Into the plane. I didn't push it out of a
plane if you can't get it in a plane. Boy,
you said my questions were stupid? What the fuck that was?
That was? That was the judge on questions after? Thank you?
Speaker 2 (23:23):
That was?
Speaker 3 (23:23):
That was jo was really stupid too? Question too?
Speaker 2 (23:29):
What's the name of the dot over the letter I ship?
Speaker 4 (23:35):
It starts with an ask? Oh, tittle tittle? It's see
speck or is it a dits? It's a tittle tittle? Yeah,
thank you very much. Just uh, I know we're not
keeping track here, but I'd like to point out that
I've been the first one to get a question correct.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Yeah, you're doing a lot better than I am.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
This question needs to work. That kind of question. Was
that dot on the ie call? It's a fucking dot over?
There is what it is?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Who?
Speaker 3 (24:01):
No one even roses auck tittle tittle the ideal tittle?
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Make sure you dot your tittles got youries, cross your
t's and dot your tittles.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Got your tittles and cross your t's. Make sure your
shit's in life.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Cush in three, make sure your ships in line.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
He's got one question, right, he did.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
He's doing really really well.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
I think he's got tittles.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Which, ancient stringed instrument considered a predecessor to the piano,
produces sound by plucking strings when pressed.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Bob, I'm answering the questions. Stop it. It's a harpsic
got it right, man, you're killing it. I was.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
You're also a musician, but I love me a harpsichord, dude.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Harpsichord is a cool freaking instrument between a harp and
a harp.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
So a piano, you know, a piano is technically a
percussion instrument because it's hammers inside that are hitting the strings. So,
but the difference is between a piano and a harp succhord,
a harps chord. Instead of hammering the strings, it's a
hook and it plucks the string, so it's a different sound.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
You get that pluckiness. Oh okay, the pluckiness.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Pluckiness. Yeah, that's a word, and I just made it
up and I'm proud of it.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
Question for twenty what.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Which brand is associated with the slogan think Different?
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Uh? Oh, it's Apple. How do you this is true? Yeah,
but it's no one's current events. He knows. I knew that.
I've got that right, Jeez, I knew it was like
around everything that I own is an Apple product. How
do you think that I would not know that. I
just didn't know you were gonna.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Do that shit too much? Can I have the ask
you guys rely on that shit too much?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Oh? Here, here, here, here, I've been thinking Different since
seventy six. If you're lost, they probably are too.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
They'll blazed and confused.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Podcast. Hey, I got a question. Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
I might have told you this already, but if you
haven't heard it. You have a scuba dive. No scuba dive.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
You never you never went underneath the water with those
big tanks and all that.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
No. I've done snorkeling, but not scuba diving.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
But you've seen you you've seen them. Right. That creeps
me out.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Do you know do you know why they fall backwards
out of the boat into the water.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
It's something with the weight of the tank, right, Do
you know why they fall backwards?
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Out of the boat into the water.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Why because if they fell forward, they still be in
the fucking boat.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Wow, we felt for it too.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Damn it all right, and you got a point for that.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Give good high priority the stuff.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
Backer and Joel are ubsessed right now. Music, movie, shows, snacks.
Whatever's blowing their little stoner minds this week?
Speaker 4 (26:51):
All right, So it's not a movie music, it's not
a snack. It's I have to tell you this, se
we write that for that. If it's not gonna be
anything else, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
I'm sorry. That could be the line of a suck.
It's a movie or so a snack. Be quiet and
listen to my story.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
I found myself the other day at our local mall
and talk about having to go to the bathroom really bad, right,
had to drop the kids off at the pool. Had
one too many coffees that day. You know, that's the
other thing about vaping too. All I do is vape
and smoke marijuana and you know, drink coffee.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
It does a lot for your colon, you know what
I mean. You're constantly like clenched.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
So I get to you, what what a great thing to
talk about.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
I'm still trying to figure out the kids, he's dropping off.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
I know that joke from nine hundred years ago, drop
the kids off at the pool. It means to you know,
go to the bathroom, the second one. You've never heard that,
the second version of bathroom. Anyway, go ahead, any of
your story. Anyway, He's been hung up out the entire
time we've been talking about mister.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
I have every joke under my hat from fifty years
ago to don't your kids. I considered myself a funny guy,
comedian entertainer.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Now he love you. But anyway, I continue.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
So I go to the mall. I have to drop
like a pair of jeans off.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
And wait, wait, he's got dropped pants.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Off and the kids drop the kids off, he's got
drop by pants.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
No, I bought the wrong size and I wanted to
return them.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Clarify, you need to say I bought the wrong size,
that I am returning some jeans instead of saying I gotta.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
I'm bringing a pair of jeans to them all. Remember
when I said you should raise your hand when you
want to talk. He's a detail. I'd like to tell
you the story.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Okay, so you bought a pair, Yes, I hadn't work
that has nothing to do with the story.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
You brought him back. Nobody gives a fuck why I
was at the mall. I was at the mall. Let
me get to my story.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Okay, so what happened was So what happened was, First off,
let me ask you this, what do you think about?
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Uh? That song, Oh make Love to You? Yeah? Was
a boister Man? Yeah, I not a fan boys to him?
Right yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
So I find myself in the Lehigh Valley mall. I
had to go to the bathroom again really bad. So
I go to the I go to the bathroom and
the first kids off to drop the kids off of
the bull.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Yes, So I get to the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
The first thing I noticed is that this awful fucking
song is blaring in this bathroom, right, oh make love
to you boom right, I know.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
So I sit down in the stall.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
I start doing my thing, and after I noticed that
the song sucks, I noticed that the dude in the
stall next to me is full blown, like losing it.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Homie was having a day over there. He was having
an awful day, one.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Of those ships that's like, oh man, this guy, keep
you should be at home doing this.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
You know what I felt? Bad for him, but it was.
It was rather it was rather comical with him losing
it next door to me in the stall. And what
makes you say he was losing was loud.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
It was so loud and with the song on at
the same I'm okay, So the action sound is what
you're talking about, Like it was like he was lifting
off that kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Naturally. I took out my phone and I took a
voice memo. Oh no, come on, I'm going to play
for you now.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
People might find this to be a setup.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Oh yeah, I did not know about.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
This because I think stuff like this is foul.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Come on, no, God that you're paying attention to the
guy in the stall next year, hold on, no.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
So confidently? Oh no, no, hey, it's Becker and I'm Joel.
We decided that you shouldn't hear that clip.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
Yeah, I've had an intervention as we edit this episode,
and I regret recording this, poor man.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
And do we want you to like us and not
hate us?
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:50):
I don't know why I brought up this story anyway,
but I swear it happened to be nobody.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
It's a shitty idea. Shitty idea. Yeah, we were better
I'm talking about Paul. You're listening to the Blazing Confused podcast.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
I like how Bob's ending against Chris.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Is it over?
Speaker 2 (31:08):
It's probably over?
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Right? Is there anything else we got to talk about?
What else do I have? I? I have this thing.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
Welcome to sparka debate where Becker and Joel turn one topic.
You're doing all out, puff puff, pass off and see
who burns out first.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
So, movies, movies, movies, movies. Why should guys talk about movies?
Speaker 2 (31:27):
I want to talk about this thing that I saw
on the internet. This guy was in court suing a
radio station in California. They did a contest that it
was like, if you put our call letters on your forehead,
if you tattoo them on your forehead, get two hundred
and fifty thousand dollars, right, And they said teasing that
this this you know, promotion. They were like, hey, go
(31:49):
to the website, click on the link for all the details.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Right.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
This guy was so excited he was like, I'm just
gonna go do it, get this money, you know. So
he went and got the call letters put on his
freaking forehead. Then found out later it was an April
Fool's joke. So he was suing them for five hundred
thousand dollars. Wow, to cover the cost of the removal
surgery and everything.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Is this was way this was a radio station. Yeah,
get his money?
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Yeah no, he got, well he got some of the money.
Who owns that radio station, I forget.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
Probably some small company probably, Yeah, it just like think
about that they used.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
To be around, I know.
Speaker 4 (32:27):
But like no modern radio companies legal team would ever
let a contest like that fly anymore, or even like
a post what what you're saying? This was like a
post on social media wasn't.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Even count And I think it was like an on
air promotion like I did it in the morning. But
it was just a joke, you know that The idea
was is that the listeners had to go to the
website first click on this link and they would have
known right away that it was an April Fool's joke,
or they didn't.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
This guy probably was scrolling on his news feed or
something or like you know, didn't click anything, but just
read like, oh, if you do this.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
I think it has heard it on the radio.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Like he was just like you heard it, and he
was like I'm gonna go do it, you know, to
try to get life changing money.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
You know, two hundred and fifty thousand. Take that real quick.
I'm gonna give you.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Well, the point is, would you get a tattoo on
your forehead for two hundred and fifty thousand dollars?
Speaker 3 (33:11):
No?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
No, And it seems to me like the radio station
wouldnt even let that happen because if you even went
and started say, you came to me to get a
tattoo and I did it wrong, and all of a sudden,
your whole head started falling apart, you know what I mean.
And you're gonna ssume me for malpractice. The radio station pays.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
For it all. So get this. This is a pretty
good topic. I'm gonna tell you what happened to me.
Ok So, now the past few years I've been going this.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
It's got very serious.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Socially makes sense. I'm trying to teach you something.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
For the past three years, three or four years, I'm single.
I don't have no dependence. I got no extra money
coming in. I spend everything when I get it, no investments, nothing.
So when tax time comes around, what.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Do I do?
Speaker 1 (33:50):
I fill out the short form I put in my money.
How much they took out if flying fourteen is bigger
than thirteen, then I get a refund. Happened three or
four straight years now. I've been doing it, and I
went to the online tax thing. I'm not going to
tell you who it was.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
I went to the online tax thing.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
I'm a big one.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
So now sure.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Now I'm on there and I'm doing it, and i'm
doing it in BAM. I'm getting five hundred some dollars back,
not a lot, but I'm saying, okay, Direct Deposit Boom.
It goes in done. Then they do the state done figure.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
This is pretty easy. Last year, same thing, same thing.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Not making a lot of money, right because I don't
make a lot of money, just like crime AM doesn't pay.
And I'm sitting there and I'm going, okay, I'm going
through it again. This time, I don't get as much
money back, so it's okay. I did it anyway. Direct
Deposit Boom. This year comes around and I go online.
I wait till last minute, but I'm on the line
on the April fifteenth or.
Speaker 3 (34:43):
Whatever it is. Because when I went on the first time.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
It's only told me I'm only getting like one hundred
ninety one dollars back.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
I Remember, how am I only get one hundred ninety
one dollars back?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
I used to get back thousands? What the hell did
I do wrong? And I'm trying to figure out what
the heck I did wrong? And then you know what,
I said, to hell with it. And then I went
back on the fifteenth to try it again and sure
up and give the same numbers, one hundred and ninety
one dollars. So when I was done pitching at it,
I said, Okay, let's file the thing. They send it
to the government. The government says I'm checking noah blah,
and they'm ready to go, and it says, would you
(35:11):
let your debit card instead? And I'm thinking, wow, okay,
get a debit card. No, just seventy one hundred and
ninety one dollars on the debit card. So I cut
debit card. And next thing you know, I'm getting emails
start buying it from green dot Bank telling me my
account needs to be set up. I don't want a
fucking account. I don't want an account. I said, where's
(35:33):
my debit card? And then I got another email, your
card has been printed. I'm going, sweet, my car's been printed. Great,
maybe this.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Is gonna happen. Maybe I did the right thing.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
So the next couple of days go by, it that
fucking comes in the mail. I go get the card.
The card comes out. There's the card. Activate your card,
and I'm actuvating the card. Boom boom, boom ba boom
and activating the card. And then I hit to check balance,
hit one, and I hit one. Unfortunately there's no balance.
I'm gonna what to fucking talking about. There's no ballance?
What did you make an account? You gotta set up
an account. I don't want an account. Where's my prepaid
(36:05):
debit card? Where's the Ziper card? They tricked me? They
tricked me, those bastards, they tricked me. And now it
should tell me that the account.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Is my account.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
And I know, but you got to talk to somebody
and wherever they are to take you. So fast, I said, listen,
you're talking way too fast. You're talking way too fast.
So now waiting for my debit card to commit. And
I got the debit card, but now I gotta wait
for the government to put the money into debit cards
and then they're gonna start dugging me.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
Seven point nine per ten entrants.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
How do you try one an account, and you know what,
it probably ruined my fucking credit. They got no money,
holy want it was a fucking prepaid debit card. Why
did they give me the debit card? My oil card?
And now I'm loll excited and I still get demos.
You need to finish.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Setting up your account. I don't want an account, bastards.
All right, well, so listen, I wish you luck in
your adventure. I don't know what you're gonna make them.
Look what's gonna happen. We're gonna rely on you boss
right here.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
You sponsor straw should be your best sponsor, helping you
suck for your Here we.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Go with that joke again, genius.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
We couldn't have picked a better first guest.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Seriously, thanks for coming. Our second guest, we don't know yet,
not sure yet, maybe maybe just well.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
The idea was to find people that had following, you know,
on social media and stuff. I got to help to
get the word out of the show. But nobody was
available for that today.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
So thanks, So here we are, Bob, Thanks so so
here we are with Bob Holder, the man that's never
ordered anything from Amazon.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
I got quite so no Amazon, perfect, no, no.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
No guy, totally in touch with today's world. What do
you ened me in touch for? You need something? To
go to the store and get it. Seven to eleven.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Thank you for listening to Blazed and Confused Sex for
having me tell
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joe, don't forget
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