June 19, 2025 • 38 mins
Becker’s sister Kelly joins us to expose the man behind the mic — is his so-called “kindness” just a marketing ploy? Things spiral from there: Beach Boys harmonies, octopus anatomy, and the weirdest party trick you’ve never tried — can you hum while holding your nose?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The play is in Confused.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Podcast is rated M for marijuana no minors.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
But your audience is only You're really not kind?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
What do you mean I'm not kind?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
It's you're a fake kind.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I don't think fake.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
You're a fake kind of brother. You talk about what
you did. Come from the right mother. Why am I
fake kind? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Do you think I'm actually fake kind?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Now? I think you're lying.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I think you think i'm fake kind. I'm a good person.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
You are, You're a good person.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Make fuck that bo You just said that I was
a fake kind?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
What did I do?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
What makes you say that?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
You're a born second? You had to be born.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
She's a favorite child. Who's a favorite child. That's why
she she knows the answer to that, and that's why
she's calling me fake kind. You've known me now for
for almost hell old are you nine years?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Almost?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
You have I ever been a dick? I've known you
for almost a decade. No, you have your mom?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
So I have the best intentions, motherfucker sounds like it. Yeah, yeah, man,
I'm gonna rethink everything tonight and maybe not wake up
tomorrow because you are what a weird thing to say
to me? Man, I'm actually thrown off by this.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
You shouldn't be, I don't know. So I love that
we're recording this episode on Father's Day. We should have
had our fathers on, but instead you brought your sister.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, now I feel shitty about it. What a way
to start the show calling me fake? Kind man, I
try to be a good person. You've been called worse,
don't worry. Yeah, I'm sure not. In a long time,
I thought like I found myself now, I thought I
want to be a good person. No, like you know,
you know how like you're growing up, You're you're going
through life and you're kind of like figuring things out.
(01:51):
I feel like I kind of figured out who I
am and I'm just trying to be a good person.
But you don't fucking think it's real though?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
What's so wrong? What's wrong with me? Are a good person?
But why? I don't know? Just no, no, no, you're
you're you're true? What can you can you explain? I
want you to like just let it go like this?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
No, no, no, maybe I'm just a little upset because
mom likes you more.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
So, how do you know for a fact? No, this
is what I want to ask you. I'm an only child,
so I really I don't know how this works. So
is it like confirmed that Becker is the favorite child
and you're not. It's full on confirmed confirmed? And have
you you've always known this?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
I haven't always known maybe growing up because we're getting older,
but growing up, who was.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
The favor growing up? He was still the favor of
growing up?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Well, I feel like I was more used they used to,
you know what.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I mean, until like, maybe.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
They'll come around again. Who was doubtful?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Maybe stop calling your brother a fake kind of person
and maybe they'll like you more. Aren't you the troublemaker though?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I mean comparatively, you were the which is nuts that
you weren't the trouble man. Yeah, I was troublemaker, fake.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Kind, I'll tell you.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Wow, glad I had my sister on this episode of
the show.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
That's cool, you're not actually, you know, I was thinking
about this earlier too. Kelly, you're the very first female
guest on the blast Ferish podcast saying that stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Our friend Stuff called me the oudea. She's like, you
haven't had a female on yet, and I was like, Oh,
we're going to my sister's gonna come on stuff will
come on eventually. But yeah, we're happy you're here. I think,
thank you. I think I think Joel is okay with
you being here, and I am questionable?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Oh think, No, I'm just kidding, you know what.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I thought would be really funny to do admit something
we did when we were younger that we never told
our parents.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Are you going to go first?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Mine's not even that bad again, because I was. I
think that was a reasonable kid. Do you think I
was a reasonable kid?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Was I was?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Was I a then? Kel's like, I don't know, I
don't even know what to feel about myself anymore.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I was dick to you, okay, yeah, what's the age?
What's the age difference here? So we're listening to you
in one day?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
So she's five years one day older than years.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
July thirteenth, nineteen seventy nine. July fourteenth, nineteen eighty four,
who kell Verius?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Seventies? Baby? Yes? Groovy wow, groovy.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
How much do you know about the seventies?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Keluh, not much. I know there's a lot of disco
and a lot of weed back then.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
That's not it speak speaking of weed.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Where are we at with that here? Oh? Yeah? Get
that going.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
We need a later.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
You know when I was younger, I loved like I
couldn't wait to drive. I don't know if you remember that,
loved like no like seriously, I used to go Dad
and I used to go to Pizza Como and they had.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
That driving game.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
You I used to love to just driving games and
I couldn't wait to drive. This is crazy, right, this
is so insane. Just buckle up, you know, remember now
you told me last week this is nuds picture this
kel all right, I'm weirding. We lived on Johnston Drive
at the time, and I was about eleven. Okay, when
everyone would go to sleep, I would sneak outside, start
(05:10):
the car.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Stop, and I would drive it into the parking lot.
You're you are going to get him such ship for this?
Which part of mom and Dad?
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Can?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I Can I get in so much shit for this?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Old You definitely can. How did you read nothing at all?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I wasn't short. I was pretty much five nine since
sixth grade sprouted up quick.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
This is literally right episode of TV. I Love Everybody
Loves Raymond.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
This is an episode of Everybody because Raymond tells his
mommy comes clean that he threw a party forty years
ago in her house and she's beside herself. She's so
pissed off, like doesn't talk to him for a week.
So get ready, your parents are gonna shit on you.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Baby. Just wait, man, well I look, wait, is this really?
You're really tired?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
So I go outside, start the car.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
And how old are you at this point? Like eleven?
Under ten?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I was eleven, that's like sixth grade. And here's why
I might know this because I also did this to
your first car, my Bic, your Buick. I would go
out and start it and just back it up a
golf feet and like literally I wouldn't even go very far.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
You would have been You would have been eleven, eleven
years old. It was my present. You're lucky you didn't.
You didn't lucky didn't.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Still a good driver to this day. Wow, wow, And
you you always got away with that. Nobody ever found
out did it?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
A couple of times? I didn't like always why what
would make you even want to do that?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
You were just just wanted to drive?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Oh it was I just liked, you know, it's funny.
On the way over here, we're pulling in and he's like.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
What he goes to me, Kelly, do you think I'm
like a whimsical driver?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
A whimsical driver?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
She was following me from my parents' house to my
house before we came here, and I was driving, and
I always like take notice to my driving skills. I
think I'm very like smooth in my turns and like
I ride like the side of the road really tight
and like I don't know, crisp if you will, And
I think that I just drive very whimsically, like I'm
I'm like really in the zone, you know what I.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Mean, one with the road kind of how high are
you that's getting there?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
What about you? Kel?
Speaker 4 (07:29):
The only thing now, granted I did a lot of
bad things after I turned eighteen. Prior to eighteen, not
so much, but the most I don't think mom and
Dad know about this one.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
There used to be at the end of Shakespeare Road.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
There used to be a dentist office there and they
they used to have a sign out front. So me
and my girlfriends, including our cousin at the time, would
steal the sign and we would run around with it
and throw it in people's pools, and then somebody would
bring it back to them like a week later. Every weekend,
(08:02):
we would do it. We would go, we would jump
into people's pools all up and down Shakespeare Road and
Johnston Drive, and then we would throw the freaking dentis
sign into anybody's pool and then it.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Would be returned. It would just why we didn't leave
it back though, what's the point in giving it? Best say,
that would be funnier if you didn't give it back. No,
we didn't give it back to people's houses that we
left it in. The We would give it back, yeah, Wow,
they'd find it in their pool, would be like the
doctor sign again. We were like.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Fourteen fifteen, but we did all summer long and we
never got caught.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Do you ever think that those people, the neighbors were like,
does this doctor keep putting his sign in our pools?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah? Let me ask you too.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
If you had a pool and you woke up one day,
you want to go take a swim, and there's a
dentist off this sign in there, my first thought wouldn't
be I gotta drive down and give it back to it.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
My first thought would be fucking cool, this just showed
up here.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I'm keeping this man. This is neat. Wouldn't a dentist off.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Look around this apartment right now, wouldn't a dentist office sign?
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Perfect, Yes, it would look great.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Today's guest is my sister Kelly, so we're welcoming her
to the sixth episode of the Blaze of Confused podcast.
Should we start this thing? You know, let's get started, Okay.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
Okay, Welcome to the Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker
and Joel Centrivia podcast where the questions are high andy,
and so are they hates. Time to pluck your curiosity
and light up some knowledge though. Blazed and Confused podcast
starts now.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Okay, Hello, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I really feel like an only child here now, I
mean I am an only child. So this is it's
a it's interesting for me to watch two siblings interact.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
You know.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I'm Becker, that's my sister Kelly, and that's Joel.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Hello. Episode six.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
And we were discussing how we were going to handle
our rapid round for this week, and we decided that
we would have Kelly answer the rapid fire questions all
of them.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Why not you to? You want to make her do
all of them? What do you think I mean? Yeah,
she can. They might be mine might be a little
hard though I don't know. I have some new music
too for the rapid round. I don't know if we're
gonna like this though, Let's see if we like the music. Ready, Okay, sounds.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
You know, Kelly, I've always wanted to be a host of.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Huh. This is from Mario Kart. No, it's not pretty sure, No,
it's not. All I know is I went on the
little music software.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
By the way, anybody that's all worried about the copyrights
on the music, it's fully legal, all right, all right.
So I go to the website where you find the music,
and I put in game show and this is what
popped up. It was called the Mystery Question. So I
hope it's not from Mario Kart. It better not be fun.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Think it is? What now I think it's true. It's
the Mystery Question?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Okay, also from Mario Kard.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
This is a Mario Kard.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
This This doesn't sound familiar. The beginning part definitely sounded.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
I mean it didn't play hours upon hours upon hours
of Mario Crook growing up.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
So okay, well, in that case, I hope it's not
copyright and I hope I did.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
I hope it did. What I was supposed to.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
But let's wing it.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
You know. You know, Joel gives me shit a lot
about not knowing about musical artists and groups and stuff
like that. And you're gonna love to know that my
sister is way worse. Oh I am with music or
with everything, every very much everything?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Okay, good? It was really sad.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
And he used to find out that Brian Wilson passed away.
Oh do you know who Brian? Is this your first
question or are we just sit.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Is this Laney Wilson's brother? Oh? My god? Yeah? Whoa Okay,
who's Brian Wilson.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
I'm sure he's part of a band from the nineteen eighties, eighties?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Okay, okay, take another guess, Brian Wilson. Brian, didn't you
see this? Like did you see that? Brian?
Speaker 4 (12:07):
It was just a picture of a black background and
then the outline of oh guy, and I have no
idea who it is.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I'm sorry, I really have no This is supposed to
be the rapid route too. He is one of the
most famous singer songwriters ever probably right.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
So he's not a singer too, He's just a songwriter both.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah, revolutionized music. Can somebody sing some lyrics.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Oh yeah, no, well I was going to sing it?
Is that a part two to this? If we do
tell her I want her to sing a song, okay?
Or do you want us to do what you I'd
love to hear you sing a beach Boys song.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
You can't even.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Goo ball? Sorry I ruined it.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
All right now I want to hear what you were
just singing? God calu beach boy song?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yeah? Go ahead, wouldn't it be nice?
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
The words I don't know? You just you literally just
say it. Didn't it be nice? Thank you? Thank you? Yes? Okay,
I feel so good boy. That was even if I
don't do good for the rest of it.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
I got one nod answer.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
No, I got half of a point for the song.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Oh, that's right. You knew three words of that song.
You knew the title, you sang the chorus, which so
happened to be the title. Don't you love when it
works that way? That's good? Okay. Well, this is the
longest rapid round I've ever I forgot we were even
doing that.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Yeah, okay, me he's going now, I don't do a ship.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Who's got the rapid You want to go a rapid
round first? Or me. Well, I thought you were going
to give her more questions. No, we didn't even do
the rapid round.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
No we didn't. This is what we're doing right now. Okay, fine,
why is that fucking music you were talking about? What?
Oh you want to go back to that? You said
it was Kelly's gonna get these wrong.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
It's gonna make me so happy, and we're gonna smoke.
Here we go, Here we go, cal wrap it around.
Go for who invented the light bulb? Albert Einstein? Correct,
we'll give it to her. I'm not right, she's my sister, Albert. Wait,
(14:31):
wait a second, back up, Albert Einstein did not invent
the fucking light bulb. We cannot we cannot give her.
I'm sorry, there are pity points, all right. Here we go, Okay, music.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Sorry, I'm going back through this one.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
What is the first name of the US president on
the twenty dollars?
Speaker 6 (14:48):
Bill?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Ben Franklin, God damn it, George Washington?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Keep going, keep going, keep going. What musical group? What
musical group released this song Wanna Be? In nineteen ninety seven?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Oh? Can you sing? Can you sing it? It's a
rapid round? I mean, if you want to be my love. Oh,
you got it? The spice girl girl.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
What is the square root of one hundred and forty
four twelve? Got it? Really, Joe had to look at
me for the how'd you know that?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
I'm kind of good with that.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
What video game character is known for eating dots and
avoiding ghosts?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Eating pac Man? You got it?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
What is the chemical symbol for gold?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
M okay, damn it.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
What's the capital of Japan Okinawa?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
The sport that uses terms like love, deuce and ace tennis?
You got it. The artists who painted this, I'm sorry.
The artist who painted the starry night man, go got it.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
The largest internal organ in the human body, we're Oregon, Oregon.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
I want to say internal organ, internal stomach.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Oh man, you got skin inside your body too, It's.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Gotta look weird. The largest internal organ is the liver. Well,
give her the rest of the answers while you're all right.
The light bulb Kelly Thomas Edison, if it makes you
feel better.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
I immediately thought Alexander gram Bell, which.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Is also that's a telephone though, right? Is that the telephone? Yes?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I thought Edison was the telephone too, wasn't it. I
don't think so. Alexander Graham Bell Bell Atlantic Bell. I
just assume it's that. That's correct. Anyway, What is the
first name of the US president on the twenty dollars bill?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
So it's George Washington either, No, but George? All right,
but here's a follow up question.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
George Washington is autobill?
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Which one dollar dollar ideas on a twenty dollars ball?
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Honestly, I the name's not coming to me either.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Andrew Jackson, he was the seventh president of the United States. Yeah.
What musical group released the song want to Be in
nineteen ninety Actually he was nineteen ninety six. Apologies for
that earlier. That was the Spice Girl. She got that
one right with the help of Joel. What is the
square root of one hundred and forty four? That was twelve.
What video game character is known for eating dots and
avoiding ghosts? That was pac Man. The chemical symbol for
(17:35):
gold is all au au. I say all because we
have a friend Mike Fox. Oh that's how he got
his name.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Oh. Oh, it all makes sense.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Now because his company a gold plated person.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yes, oh, this is why.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
However, all right, Kelly's guest was k since I took
chemistry one twice.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I can tell you that ka is potassium.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Oh, isn't that cool? Are you sure that's right? I'm
pretty sure.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
I think we should find out chat GPT. Let's call
up her buddy. That was not so helpful last week.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
The chemical symbol K on the periodic table stands for potassium.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Good for you.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Yeah, that's what happens when you take chemistry twice?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Was that on purpose? You failed it? What's the capital
of Japan?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Kelly thought it was ok Now, it was Tokyo, the
sport with terms like love, deuce, and ace. She got
that one. It was tennis. The artist who painted the
starry night was Vincent van Go and the largest internal
organ was the liver. You got about to right, I
think pretty good? It's all right, pretty good, Kelly, it's
(18:45):
okayans one. I was chooting for one.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Well then yeah, you won eratations. Thanks.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
It's good to have expectations like that for yourself, you know,
as long as like one, right, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Goals, Mikey, small goals.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
I like glow to col I'll point out all of
those today.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Wolves. We love the good old wolves.
Speaker 6 (19:08):
Trivia. Man, It's like the universe asking us questions.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
You know, yeah, the Blazing Confused podcast.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
That was a good wrap around. Should we go to
our regular questions?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Do you have anything challenging this week? Or is it
just gonna be real easy for me?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Again, we're not really keeping score, however, I feel like
we should be keeping it.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Seems like Joel wants to keep score when he's winning. Well, yeah,
he doesn't want to keep score. Otherwise, make me.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Scores fun because then you know who's in last place.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Yeah, I do like asking him the basic music questions.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
It's pretty fun.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
I know you know who Brian Wilson is. Okay, here,
I want to ask you a question about Uh. I
want to ask you a question about lead singers that
I didn't write. But I was driving home today and
I was thinking, Ah, I should ask him about this
because a song came.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
On the radio.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
So I didn't like type this out word for words,
So I'm gonna have to fumble my way through asking
you a question on the spot here. Okay, yeah, let
me get my Okay, So what band we didn't do?
Question one?
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Oh? Fuck? Question number one? Okay? Uh?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
What band notoriously has two singers named David and Sammy.
Those are their respective first names. Hey, guy van Halen, Okay,
very good? That good, Okay, good good. I just see,
here's the thing with the music stuff. I was driving
home and I heard Van Halen on the radio, and
(20:39):
I thought, since you didn't get that question, like the
very basic Fleetwood Mac the chain question on the first
episode of the first week. That's pretty basic. So I'm
just like checking that, you know who, Sammy.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
I'm just saying I was at the gas station yesterday
and that song was playing and what song was the chain?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
The chain?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
And I was singing along with it. I'm like, why
the hell didn't I know it when he was asking
me about it? Freaking show.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Yeah, but now, just let's ask Kelly that question. Well, yeah,
I love. Do you think do you think she would
know the answer to that? Yeah, that question?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
I think we just said the answer in front of
her again.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Yeah, but do you think she just heard that enough
to remember what we just said?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Jane Kane, for one hundred two times we tried to
get her and we.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Were the answer both times.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Okay, all right, fine, all right, question too.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I like Kelly. Kelly's laughing, we like laughing, Kelly, I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Am I right?
Speaker 5 (21:43):
Way?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Is it for me again?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
So Kelly is the lifeline. You are the life each
So he's gonna ask me four questions. I don't want
to come to you for advice or guidance.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Twice.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Are you gonna ask her for any advice?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
We'll find out. I don't know what the questions are.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Okay, all right, probably not. I'm just kidding. Go ahead.
This is question two.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
I played the thing right, yeah, yes, okay, just checking.
See I have the bad short term memory. I'm the
one that has said, okay, which MLB stadium is the
oldest that's still in use today?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Is it Oakland? Oakland? No?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
No, not Oakland, Chicago.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
No.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
I have no need like I need the name of
the park? Oh, the Citizens Bank Park.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
I am not going to be able to do that.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
So you're forfeiting already.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
I know like I couldn't name the park. I don't
think it was. Fenway is one of the few that
I know you wre did you pull that out of
As you can see, it was completely out of nowhere?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Wow, you pointed to the ground. Damn, you're like two
for two over here?
Speaker 2 (23:09):
All right? Ship you're right, we're going back to not
keeping score.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Question three, al right, middle school science? What force keeps
planets in orbits around the sun?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Gravity?
Speaker 6 (23:28):
No?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
What force keeps planets revolving around the sun?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Inertia? Is that your final answer? Yeah? Gravity? Yeah, the gravity.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
I thought gravity was just like milertia?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Inta, what is that in plank? Blank space? Blank space? No?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
I don't I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Cal we ask our friendly sponsor not sponsor, a best
friend chat GPT.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Yeah, tell us what's going on? What is inertia?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Inertia?
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Isn't it?
Speaker 4 (24:19):
What?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Inersha? What is inertia?
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Oh? Got it?
Speaker 5 (24:24):
Inertia is a concept from physics. It's basically the tendency
of an object to resist changes in its state of motion.
So if something is at rest, it wants to stay
at rest, and if it's moving, it wants to keep
moving at the same speed and in the same direction
unless acted on by an external force.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Oh, so, I guess that's a good guess then, right?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Yeah. How many questions did I ask two?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
I think I asked three.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
What do you think your third one starts with no,
I asked you three?
Speaker 6 (24:56):
No?
Speaker 2 (24:56):
I wait, no, I asked you too, I asked you too. Yeah, okay, alright,
loot them here.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
You're lost.
Speaker 6 (25:05):
They probably are too blazed and confused podcast.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
All right, so that would mean more on question three? Right, yeah, okay,
question three train wreck of a show? Okay, all right,
I'll leave it up to you. Pick your category.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Here are your choices, geography, statistics, or movies. But don't
pick movies because that's probably too easy. Don't pick that one.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Why did you read that one?
Speaker 3 (25:30):
All right, so your choices are geography or statistics.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Oh no, okay, I'll do a geography geography. Okay, what
state has the longest fresh water shoreline? Michigan?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Oh my? Did I get right?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Are you gonna have the first? Like sweek four out
of four?
Speaker 1 (25:54):
I'm actually impressed. I thought today was gonna be real shit.
What did you think the answer was? Cal What was it?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Don't even say Michigan because you were not there.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
I couldn't think inside of the United States. I couldn't
think for a second where any bodies.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Of water war Why I know, I know there.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Were a second where any where any body of waters.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Are surrounded lakes like lakes? Wait, haven't you heard of
like Lake knock Vix.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
No, it wasn't coming to me like big lakes, like
the biggest of the big lake Fushwater. He said, that's
very well, that would be in a lake, right, yeah, right,
I couldn't in my brain, I couldn't think of any lake.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
What others or big? We're related? She and I, what.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
What other lakes can you name other than Lake Michigan?
Speaker 5 (26:52):
Me?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yeah, keep going.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Superior, Eerie Ontario. See, I couldn't do that either with you,
right with you, because I'm in here thinking, Fuck, I
don't know if I know lakes either, like a Lake Michigan.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Yeah, that's given, But like what else? Wall and Paul
pack to nothing. There was no lakes.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Did I say Superior?
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Did you get them all great restaurant? No, there's seven
Superior restaurants sponsor us. We're looking for sponsors.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
We need you. Yeah. I like your omelets, not as
much as I like eastpend Diners omelets, but you can
still sponsor us. Yeah. Anyway, here's question four. What you
better get wrong or I'm gonna throw a tantrum. Here
here we go, all right? Question four twenty what all right?
Statistics or movies?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
I feel like these are both too easy, and they
both relate to candy bars. Oddly enough, what's your favorite
candy bar. I'm not much of a chocolate guy. When
I was a kid, I loved the Hershey Bar, But
I'm not much of a chocolate You would really pick
a Hershey Bar when I was a kid, probably, or
above everything else, just to plain chocolate. I was more
like I a Twizzler's kid when I was Oh, toyslers, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Reds are really good.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
So anyway, if I had to pick one nowadays, I
mean I like a TwixT every now and then Twicks.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah that considered a candy bar. Oh yeah, all right, cool?
Take five. They are really good.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
I only had to take five for the first time,
like no pun intended, but five years ago. Seriously, I
think I had it for the first time. I was
like during Halloween and I had left over them. They're
pretty damn good. They're so good. Yeah, take five. You
can sponsor us too. Again, we're looking for sponsors.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Sponsor us, all right, I guess I'm gonna ask you
this movies question.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
I think this is too easy, though.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
A floating candy bar of what brand clears the pool
of swimmers in the film Caddy Shack. Is it one
hundred grand? It's not one hundred now hold on, let
me one more chance, snickers. No, you have no idea
what this is?
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Right, I think I might do you.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Wow, God, kel, are you using me as lifeline? We
already guessed incorrectly, So you just gotta look really cool
if you got it right.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I'm gonna say payday is not a payday? Do love
a payday? Though?
Speaker 2 (29:08):
What's the answer? The answer is baby ruth Man. Now
I can picture it all right. So, just for the record,
did you ever watch that movie Cadishac. I've tried so
many times.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
There's a there's a long list of movies that I've
attempted to watch multiple times, and I just can't do it.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
I can't do it.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
I don't think Catty Shack is funny at all.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
I don't think that.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
I don't think that Animal House is funny. I don't
think that the Naked Gun is funny at all.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
You I know, I know, I I knew that he
would take that that Personally, we're no, and he's always said,
oh dude, you should just sit with me, able to couch.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
We'll get high and watch it together the one day.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
It's like, here's the thing. If you have to tell
me when to laugh, it's not funny.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
I wouldn't do that. Sure you would, now you would.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
All these movies that I tell people are funny, they're like, oh,
we got to watch them together?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Why so you can tell me when to laugh? No,
I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
I'm not ailer like that, but I would say that
you would really like Beavis and butt Head. It's really stupid.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
It's like totally just the show in general, or the movie.
The show you've never watched one episode of. That's like,
that's before my generation. It really is.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Try Oh my god, that was great. Jesus, No, South
Park not in Really, I'm more of a family guy guy.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Guy's good, like the King of the Hill. It's all right.
I don't like them.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Oh, Bubba, yeah, I got to hear it again?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Do it again? What else should I say that? Just
over that, over and over again? Come me to Bubba?
Is it my turn now? Question number one?
Speaker 2 (31:06):
The Great Wall of China is visible from space with
the naked eye.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
True or false?
Speaker 3 (31:13):
From the naked eye, that's gotta be false.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
It is false. But people think that it's like a
common they.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Knock it down, so how would they see it? Anyway?
The Great Wall of China wasn't that down? Did they
knock it down? No?
Speaker 3 (31:27):
I don't think you're thinking of the Berlin Walls.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Yeah, they're the same. To her, they probably border somewhere together.
Don't worry.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Honestly, really with geography.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
It's been great have you on this podcast thus far,
because I feel like I'm finally understood. You know, I
finally met someone that thinks the same way I do,
because this is how my brain works.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Too good, ah, wow.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Help you, well done, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Question too?
Speaker 2 (32:01):
How many hearts do octopuses have? I almost said a
different word, octopusses? How many hearts do you octopuses have?
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Pussize?
Speaker 3 (32:11):
What? What pussies pussize? Multiple pussies pusize?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Is it OCTOPI? Wait a minute, octopusy pie?
Speaker 3 (32:21):
I think it's OCTOPI isn't it octopusses?
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Octomom? How many hearts do octopuses have? Shuld go to
You're like, it must have at least one?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Right, all right?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
For the answer is not for Remember you can use
Kelly for a lifeline two times, all right? Keep that
in my Kelly, do you have a guest for this one?
How many hearts does an octopus have?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
It would be a true guess if I know.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Yeah, Wait, wait a second, don't use my lifeline for me.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
No, I'm just it's not no, no, no, you just
say already got it wrong?
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Get it wrong? Did I? I guess you said four?
Speaker 6 (33:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Yeah, okay, I got it wrong. Okay, I would say one.
I think it's it. I think it's a trick. I
think it's one.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
No, it is not one. It is three. Actually, they
have two to pump the blood to the gills and
one that pumps it to the rest of the body.
So three parts for an octopus. You learn something new
every day.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
There you got there? You go? Yeah, saplefts are of course.
Question you're thirteen.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
I don't know what the fuck you.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Knowen Question three?
Speaker 2 (33:44):
True or false? You can't hum while holding your nose?
True or false? You can't hum while holding your nose.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
He really wants to try.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
The answer is try it. See if you can do it.
Hold your nose and try to hump. Now answers, no,
try it.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
The answer is no. It's supposed to be a physical activity.
Try it.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
How's that working out for you?
Speaker 1 (34:19):
I think it's working. Could I get a little twinkle?
So I said, no, bitch, So I'm right. Question for.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
What is the most commonly used letter in the English language.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Oh, that's a good question.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
What is the most commonly used letter in the English language?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
All right?
Speaker 2 (34:39):
So my thinking is it's gotta be uh, what do
you call it?
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Ai ou?
Speaker 3 (34:44):
What are those letters called nouns, vowels, nows?
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Did you say nouns?
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (34:52):
And we're stupid? Yeah, go ahead, keep firing, mister fake kime.
Can I get a definition of a noun? Might keep
a person her thing? Yeah? Yeah, I know somethings.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
What was the question again? I forget the most commonly
used letter?
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Right?
Speaker 2 (35:09):
What is the most commonly used letter in the English language?
Speaker 5 (35:13):
So?
Speaker 1 (35:13):
What did you say?
Speaker 3 (35:14):
It is?
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Ai U? Is called a water consonant.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
It's a vowel vow what's a consonant?
Speaker 1 (35:21):
All? Everything else? Everything else? Okay, all right? Just making
sure the other letter? All right, all right, just making sure?
What was the question again?
Speaker 2 (35:30):
It's actually a E, I O U? And sometimes why?
Speaker 1 (35:33):
But I don't remember why, I remember why. I don't know.
I don't remember why.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
It was sometimes.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Now I've been.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Taken back to elementary school, when fucking smart kets used
to run around and say A and sometimes.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Listen, what is the most commonly used letter language?
Speaker 2 (35:48):
I want to say A wrong, it's e E.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
At least I was right in saying that it was
a vowel. See I knew. I knew that what that is.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
If I was completely sober right now, I'd be able
to tell you what they did.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
I know.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
I yeah, Well, what I'm just saying I sound stupid.
I know that's the whole point of this thing. But hey,
why were you on do not Disturb? Like all week long?
Did you know you were on do not Disturb all
week long? The fuck was that all about?
Speaker 1 (36:21):
No? No, no, I have no idea. You were just on.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
It always tells, you know, like iPhone users, this guy's
on do not Disturb.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Oh, I schedule my do not disturb. You don't do that.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
No, I rarely use it. In fact, I put it
on for the first time or second time ever this
week because you were on do not Disturb, And I'm like,
I wonder if I should start using that.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Oh my god, I have it scheduled out like it
knows when I'm working. So normally during the day it's
on do not disturb, gotcha?
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Uh, normally like at night when I'm sleeping, like I think,
I turn it on at like ten o'clock talking night.
Do you know that I'm terrified to like have my
phone off ever again? You should after Mom was in
the hospital, and you know what you could get ahold
of me.
Speaker 4 (36:59):
I called my phone, called and called and called for hours.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
And now I wake up like several times a night
and look at my phone, like all he had on silent?
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Never again, will he ever keep it on silent? How
long was it on silent?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Yeah that's a long time, Yeah, long time. Like I
start after that pretty much. I just keep it on
like a reasonable ring level so they can definitely be
woken up. The only thing that sucks about it is
because when I get text messages now at night, they
wake me up. But now, how long was it that night?
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Like? How long was I think? Like I literally think
six hours? I called him for six hours?
Speaker 4 (37:31):
At one point I think I said Dad should just
go over his house and see what Like yeah, yeah,
I don't remember if I did go over or not.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
But I'm so mad at she was so mad at me,
but I was sleeping. It's true.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Sorry, I was.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Getting you know, I needed my not so kind.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
So uh now I am in a panic often when
I sleep because I worry about my family and having
that phone call and missing that phone call and somehow.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
You're fake.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Fake kind is just go here. He's not gonna let
it go. This is me forever. Now stop it, my
sister Kelly, thank you so much for being on episode
six of this awesome podcast called Blaze and Confuse Until
next time, my friends, I'm Becker.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
That's Joel.
Speaker 6 (38:18):
Why Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel don't
forget to subscribe, spark up and joined us next time
The play is in Confused.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Podcast is rated M for marijuana no minors.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
But your audience is only You're really not kind?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
What do you mean I'm not kind?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
It's you're a fake kind.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I don't think fake.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
You're a fake kind of brother. You talk about what
you did. Come from the right mother. Why am I
fake kind? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Do you think I'm actually fake kind?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Now? I think you're lying.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I think you think i'm fake kind. I'm a good person.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
You are, You're a good person.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Make fuck that bo You just said that I was
a fake kind?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
What did I do?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
What makes you say that?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
You're a born second? You had to be born.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
She's a favorite child. Who's a favorite child. That's why
she she knows the answer to that, and that's why
she's calling me fake kind. You've known me now for
for almost hell old are you nine years?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Almost?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
You have I ever been a dick? I've known you
for almost a decade. No, you have your mom?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
So I have the best intentions, motherfucker sounds like it. Yeah, yeah, man,
I'm gonna rethink everything tonight and maybe not wake up
tomorrow because you are what a weird thing to say
to me? Man, I'm actually thrown off by this.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
You shouldn't be, I don't know. So I love that
we're recording this episode on Father's Day. We should have
had our fathers on, but instead you brought your sister.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, now I feel shitty about it. What a way
to start the show calling me fake? Kind man, I
try to be a good person. You've been called worse,
don't worry. Yeah, I'm sure not. In a long time,
I thought like I found myself now, I thought I
want to be a good person. No, like you know,
you know how like you're growing up, You're you're going
through life and you're kind of like figuring things out.
(01:51):
I feel like I kind of figured out who I
am and I'm just trying to be a good person.
But you don't fucking think it's real though?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
What's so wrong? What's wrong with me? Are a good person?
But why? I don't know? Just no, no, no, you're
you're you're true? What can you can you explain? I
want you to like just let it go like this?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
No, no, no, maybe I'm just a little upset because
mom likes you more.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
So, how do you know for a fact? No, this
is what I want to ask you. I'm an only child,
so I really I don't know how this works. So
is it like confirmed that Becker is the favorite child
and you're not. It's full on confirmed confirmed? And have
you you've always known this?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
I haven't always known maybe growing up because we're getting older,
but growing up, who was.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
The favor growing up? He was still the favor of
growing up?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Well, I feel like I was more used they used to,
you know what.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I mean, until like, maybe.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
They'll come around again. Who was doubtful?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Maybe stop calling your brother a fake kind of person
and maybe they'll like you more. Aren't you the troublemaker though?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I mean comparatively, you were the which is nuts that
you weren't the trouble man. Yeah, I was troublemaker, fake.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Kind, I'll tell you.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Wow, glad I had my sister on this episode of
the show.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
That's cool, you're not actually, you know, I was thinking
about this earlier too. Kelly, you're the very first female
guest on the blast Ferish podcast saying that stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Our friend Stuff called me the oudea. She's like, you
haven't had a female on yet, and I was like, Oh,
we're going to my sister's gonna come on stuff will
come on eventually. But yeah, we're happy you're here. I think,
thank you. I think I think Joel is okay with
you being here, and I am questionable?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Oh think, No, I'm just kidding, you know what.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I thought would be really funny to do admit something
we did when we were younger that we never told
our parents.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Are you going to go first?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Mine's not even that bad again, because I was. I
think that was a reasonable kid. Do you think I
was a reasonable kid?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Was I was?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Was I a then? Kel's like, I don't know, I
don't even know what to feel about myself anymore.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I was dick to you, okay, yeah, what's the age?
What's the age difference here? So we're listening to you
in one day?
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
So she's five years one day older than years.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
July thirteenth, nineteen seventy nine. July fourteenth, nineteen eighty four,
who kell Verius?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Seventies? Baby? Yes? Groovy wow, groovy.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
How much do you know about the seventies?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Keluh, not much. I know there's a lot of disco
and a lot of weed back then.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
That's not it speak speaking of weed.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Where are we at with that here? Oh? Yeah? Get
that going.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
We need a later.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
You know when I was younger, I loved like I
couldn't wait to drive. I don't know if you remember that,
loved like no like seriously, I used to go Dad
and I used to go to Pizza Como and they had.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
That driving game.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
You I used to love to just driving games and
I couldn't wait to drive. This is crazy, right, this
is so insane. Just buckle up, you know, remember now
you told me last week this is nuds picture this
kel all right, I'm weirding. We lived on Johnston Drive
at the time, and I was about eleven. Okay, when
everyone would go to sleep, I would sneak outside, start
(05:10):
the car.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Stop, and I would drive it into the parking lot.
You're you are going to get him such ship for this?
Which part of mom and Dad?
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Can?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I Can I get in so much shit for this?
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Old You definitely can. How did you read nothing at all?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I wasn't short. I was pretty much five nine since
sixth grade sprouted up quick.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
This is literally right episode of TV. I Love Everybody
Loves Raymond.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
This is an episode of Everybody because Raymond tells his
mommy comes clean that he threw a party forty years
ago in her house and she's beside herself. She's so
pissed off, like doesn't talk to him for a week.
So get ready, your parents are gonna shit on you.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Baby. Just wait, man, well I look, wait, is this really?
You're really tired?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
So I go outside, start the car.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
And how old are you at this point? Like eleven?
Under ten?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I was eleven, that's like sixth grade. And here's why
I might know this because I also did this to
your first car, my Bic, your Buick. I would go
out and start it and just back it up a
golf feet and like literally I wouldn't even go very far.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
You would have been You would have been eleven, eleven
years old. It was my present. You're lucky you didn't.
You didn't lucky didn't.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Still a good driver to this day. Wow, wow, And
you you always got away with that. Nobody ever found
out did it?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
A couple of times? I didn't like always why what
would make you even want to do that?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
You were just just wanted to drive?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Oh it was I just liked, you know, it's funny.
On the way over here, we're pulling in and he's like.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
What he goes to me, Kelly, do you think I'm
like a whimsical driver?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
A whimsical driver?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
She was following me from my parents' house to my
house before we came here, and I was driving, and
I always like take notice to my driving skills. I
think I'm very like smooth in my turns and like
I ride like the side of the road really tight
and like I don't know, crisp if you will, And
I think that I just drive very whimsically, like I'm
I'm like really in the zone, you know what I.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Mean, one with the road kind of how high are
you that's getting there?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
What about you? Kel?
Speaker 4 (07:29):
The only thing now, granted I did a lot of
bad things after I turned eighteen. Prior to eighteen, not
so much, but the most I don't think mom and
Dad know about this one.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
There used to be at the end of Shakespeare Road.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
There used to be a dentist office there and they
they used to have a sign out front. So me
and my girlfriends, including our cousin at the time, would
steal the sign and we would run around with it
and throw it in people's pools, and then somebody would
bring it back to them like a week later. Every weekend,
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we would do it. We would go, we would jump
into people's pools all up and down Shakespeare Road and
Johnston Drive, and then we would throw the freaking dentis
sign into anybody's pool and then it.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Would be returned. It would just why we didn't leave
it back though, what's the point in giving it? Best say,
that would be funnier if you didn't give it back. No,
we didn't give it back to people's houses that we
left it in. The We would give it back, yeah, Wow,
they'd find it in their pool, would be like the
doctor sign again. We were like.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Fourteen fifteen, but we did all summer long and we
never got caught.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Do you ever think that those people, the neighbors were like,
does this doctor keep putting his sign in our pools?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah? Let me ask you too.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
If you had a pool and you woke up one day,
you want to go take a swim, and there's a
dentist off this sign in there, my first thought wouldn't
be I gotta drive down and give it back to it.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
My first thought would be fucking cool, this just showed
up here.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I'm keeping this man. This is neat. Wouldn't a dentist off.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Look around this apartment right now, wouldn't a dentist office sign?
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Perfect, Yes, it would look great.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Today's guest is my sister Kelly, so we're welcoming her
to the sixth episode of the Blaze of Confused podcast.
Should we start this thing? You know, let's get started, Okay.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
Okay, Welcome to the Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker
and Joel Centrivia podcast where the questions are high andy,
and so are they hates. Time to pluck your curiosity
and light up some knowledge though. Blazed and Confused podcast
starts now.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Okay, Hello, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I really feel like an only child here now, I
mean I am an only child. So this is it's
a it's interesting for me to watch two siblings interact.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
You know.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
I'm Becker, that's my sister Kelly, and that's Joel.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Hello. Episode six.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
And we were discussing how we were going to handle
our rapid round for this week, and we decided that
we would have Kelly answer the rapid fire questions all
of them.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Why not you to? You want to make her do
all of them? What do you think I mean? Yeah,
she can. They might be mine might be a little
hard though I don't know. I have some new music
too for the rapid round. I don't know if we're
gonna like this though, Let's see if we like the music. Ready, Okay, sounds.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
You know, Kelly, I've always wanted to be a host of.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Huh. This is from Mario Kart. No, it's not pretty sure, No,
it's not. All I know is I went on the
little music software.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
By the way, anybody that's all worried about the copyrights
on the music, it's fully legal, all right, all right.
So I go to the website where you find the music,
and I put in game show and this is what
popped up. It was called the Mystery Question. So I
hope it's not from Mario Kart. It better not be fun.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Think it is? What now I think it's true. It's
the Mystery Question?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Okay, also from Mario Kard.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
This is a Mario Kard.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
This This doesn't sound familiar. The beginning part definitely sounded.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
I mean it didn't play hours upon hours upon hours
of Mario Crook growing up.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
So okay, well, in that case, I hope it's not
copyright and I hope I did.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
I hope it did. What I was supposed to.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
But let's wing it.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
You know. You know, Joel gives me shit a lot
about not knowing about musical artists and groups and stuff
like that. And you're gonna love to know that my
sister is way worse. Oh I am with music or
with everything, every very much everything?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Okay, good? It was really sad.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
And he used to find out that Brian Wilson passed away.
Oh do you know who Brian? Is this your first
question or are we just sit.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Is this Laney Wilson's brother? Oh? My god? Yeah? Whoa Okay,
who's Brian Wilson.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
I'm sure he's part of a band from the nineteen eighties, eighties?
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Okay, okay, take another guess, Brian Wilson. Brian, didn't you
see this? Like did you see that? Brian?
Speaker 4 (12:07):
It was just a picture of a black background and
then the outline of oh guy, and I have no
idea who it is.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I'm sorry, I really have no This is supposed to
be the rapid route too. He is one of the
most famous singer songwriters ever probably right.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
So he's not a singer too, He's just a songwriter both.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah, revolutionized music. Can somebody sing some lyrics.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Oh yeah, no, well I was going to sing it?
Is that a part two to this? If we do
tell her I want her to sing a song, okay?
Or do you want us to do what you I'd
love to hear you sing a beach Boys song.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
You can't even.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Goo ball? Sorry I ruined it.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
All right now I want to hear what you were
just singing? God calu beach boy song?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yeah? Go ahead, wouldn't it be nice?
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
The words I don't know? You just you literally just
say it. Didn't it be nice? Thank you? Thank you? Yes? Okay,
I feel so good boy. That was even if I
don't do good for the rest of it.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
I got one nod answer.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
No, I got half of a point for the song.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Oh, that's right. You knew three words of that song.
You knew the title, you sang the chorus, which so
happened to be the title. Don't you love when it
works that way? That's good? Okay. Well, this is the
longest rapid round I've ever I forgot we were even
doing that.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Yeah, okay, me he's going now, I don't do a ship.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Who's got the rapid You want to go a rapid
round first? Or me. Well, I thought you were going
to give her more questions. No, we didn't even do
the rapid round.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
No we didn't. This is what we're doing right now. Okay, fine,
why is that fucking music you were talking about? What?
Oh you want to go back to that? You said
it was Kelly's gonna get these wrong.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
It's gonna make me so happy, and we're gonna smoke.
Here we go, Here we go, cal wrap it around.
Go for who invented the light bulb? Albert Einstein? Correct,
we'll give it to her. I'm not right, she's my sister, Albert. Wait,
(14:31):
wait a second, back up, Albert Einstein did not invent
the fucking light bulb. We cannot we cannot give her.
I'm sorry, there are pity points, all right. Here we go, Okay, music.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Sorry, I'm going back through this one.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
What is the first name of the US president on
the twenty dollars?
Speaker 6 (14:48):
Bill?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Ben Franklin, God damn it, George Washington?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Keep going, keep going, keep going. What musical group? What
musical group released this song Wanna Be? In nineteen ninety seven?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Oh? Can you sing? Can you sing it? It's a
rapid round? I mean, if you want to be my love. Oh,
you got it? The spice girl girl.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
What is the square root of one hundred and forty
four twelve? Got it? Really, Joe had to look at
me for the how'd you know that?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
I'm kind of good with that.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
What video game character is known for eating dots and
avoiding ghosts?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Eating pac Man? You got it?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
What is the chemical symbol for gold?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
M okay, damn it.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
What's the capital of Japan Okinawa?
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
The sport that uses terms like love, deuce and ace tennis?
You got it. The artists who painted this, I'm sorry.
The artist who painted the starry night man, go got it.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
The largest internal organ in the human body, we're Oregon, Oregon.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
I want to say internal organ, internal stomach.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Oh man, you got skin inside your body too, It's.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Gotta look weird. The largest internal organ is the liver. Well,
give her the rest of the answers while you're all right.
The light bulb Kelly Thomas Edison, if it makes you
feel better.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
I immediately thought Alexander gram Bell, which.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Is also that's a telephone though, right? Is that the telephone? Yes?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I thought Edison was the telephone too, wasn't it. I
don't think so. Alexander Graham Bell Bell Atlantic Bell. I
just assume it's that. That's correct. Anyway, What is the
first name of the US president on the twenty dollars bill?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
So it's George Washington either, No, but George? All right,
but here's a follow up question.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
George Washington is autobill?
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Which one dollar dollar ideas on a twenty dollars ball?
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Honestly, I the name's not coming to me either.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Andrew Jackson, he was the seventh president of the United States. Yeah.
What musical group released the song want to Be in
nineteen ninety Actually he was nineteen ninety six. Apologies for
that earlier. That was the Spice Girl. She got that
one right with the help of Joel. What is the
square root of one hundred and forty four? That was twelve.
What video game character is known for eating dots and
avoiding ghosts? That was pac Man. The chemical symbol for
(17:35):
gold is all au au. I say all because we
have a friend Mike Fox. Oh that's how he got
his name.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Oh. Oh, it all makes sense.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Now because his company a gold plated person.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yes, oh, this is why.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
However, all right, Kelly's guest was k since I took
chemistry one twice.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I can tell you that ka is potassium.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Oh, isn't that cool? Are you sure that's right? I'm
pretty sure.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
I think we should find out chat GPT. Let's call
up her buddy. That was not so helpful last week.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
The chemical symbol K on the periodic table stands for potassium.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Good for you.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Yeah, that's what happens when you take chemistry twice?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Was that on purpose? You failed it? What's the capital
of Japan?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Kelly thought it was ok Now, it was Tokyo, the
sport with terms like love, deuce, and ace. She got
that one. It was tennis. The artist who painted the
starry night was Vincent van Go and the largest internal
organ was the liver. You got about to right, I
think pretty good? It's all right, pretty good, Kelly, it's
(18:45):
okayans one. I was chooting for one.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Well then yeah, you won eratations. Thanks.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
It's good to have expectations like that for yourself, you know,
as long as like one, right, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Goals, Mikey, small goals.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
I like glow to col I'll point out all of
those today.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Wolves. We love the good old wolves.
Speaker 6 (19:08):
Trivia. Man, It's like the universe asking us questions.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
You know, yeah, the Blazing Confused podcast.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
That was a good wrap around. Should we go to
our regular questions?
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Do you have anything challenging this week? Or is it
just gonna be real easy for me?
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Again, we're not really keeping score, however, I feel like
we should be keeping it.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Seems like Joel wants to keep score when he's winning. Well, yeah,
he doesn't want to keep score. Otherwise, make me.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Scores fun because then you know who's in last place.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Yeah, I do like asking him the basic music questions.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
It's pretty fun.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
I know you know who Brian Wilson is. Okay, here,
I want to ask you a question about Uh. I
want to ask you a question about lead singers that
I didn't write. But I was driving home today and
I was thinking, Ah, I should ask him about this
because a song came.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
On the radio.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
So I didn't like type this out word for words,
So I'm gonna have to fumble my way through asking
you a question on the spot here. Okay, yeah, let
me get my Okay, So what band we didn't do?
Question one?
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Oh? Fuck? Question number one? Okay? Uh?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
What band notoriously has two singers named David and Sammy.
Those are their respective first names. Hey, guy van Halen, Okay,
very good? That good, Okay, good good. I just see,
here's the thing with the music stuff. I was driving
home and I heard Van Halen on the radio, and
(20:39):
I thought, since you didn't get that question, like the
very basic Fleetwood Mac the chain question on the first
episode of the first week. That's pretty basic. So I'm
just like checking that, you know who, Sammy.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
I'm just saying I was at the gas station yesterday
and that song was playing and what song was the chain?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
The chain?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
And I was singing along with it. I'm like, why
the hell didn't I know it when he was asking
me about it? Freaking show.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Yeah, but now, just let's ask Kelly that question. Well, yeah,
I love. Do you think do you think she would
know the answer to that? Yeah, that question?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
I think we just said the answer in front of
her again.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Yeah, but do you think she just heard that enough
to remember what we just said?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Jane Kane, for one hundred two times we tried to
get her and we.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Were the answer both times.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Okay, all right, fine, all right, question too.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I like Kelly. Kelly's laughing, we like laughing, Kelly, I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Am I right?
Speaker 5 (21:43):
Way?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Is it for me again?
Speaker 2 (21:45):
So Kelly is the lifeline. You are the life each
So he's gonna ask me four questions. I don't want
to come to you for advice or guidance.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
Twice.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Are you gonna ask her for any advice?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
We'll find out. I don't know what the questions are.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Okay, all right, probably not. I'm just kidding. Go ahead.
This is question two.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
I played the thing right, yeah, yes, okay, just checking.
See I have the bad short term memory. I'm the
one that has said, okay, which MLB stadium is the
oldest that's still in use today?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Is it Oakland? Oakland? No?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
No, not Oakland, Chicago.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
No.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
I have no need like I need the name of
the park? Oh, the Citizens Bank Park.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
I am not going to be able to do that.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
So you're forfeiting already.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
I know like I couldn't name the park. I don't
think it was. Fenway is one of the few that
I know you wre did you pull that out of
As you can see, it was completely out of nowhere?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Wow, you pointed to the ground. Damn, you're like two
for two over here?
Speaker 2 (23:09):
All right? Ship you're right, we're going back to not
keeping score.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Question three, al right, middle school science? What force keeps
planets in orbits around the sun?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Gravity?
Speaker 6 (23:28):
No?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
What force keeps planets revolving around the sun?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Inertia? Is that your final answer? Yeah? Gravity? Yeah, the gravity.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
I thought gravity was just like milertia?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Inta, what is that in plank? Blank space? Blank space? No?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
I don't I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Cal we ask our friendly sponsor not sponsor, a best
friend chat GPT.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Yeah, tell us what's going on? What is inertia?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Inertia?
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Isn't it?
Speaker 4 (24:19):
What?
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Inersha? What is inertia?
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Oh? Got it?
Speaker 5 (24:24):
Inertia is a concept from physics. It's basically the tendency
of an object to resist changes in its state of motion.
So if something is at rest, it wants to stay
at rest, and if it's moving, it wants to keep
moving at the same speed and in the same direction
unless acted on by an external force.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Oh, so, I guess that's a good guess then, right?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Yeah. How many questions did I ask two?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
I think I asked three.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
What do you think your third one starts with no,
I asked you three?
Speaker 6 (24:56):
No?
Speaker 2 (24:56):
I wait, no, I asked you too, I asked you too. Yeah, okay, alright,
loot them here.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
You're lost.
Speaker 6 (25:05):
They probably are too blazed and confused podcast.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
All right, so that would mean more on question three? Right, yeah, okay,
question three train wreck of a show? Okay, all right,
I'll leave it up to you. Pick your category.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Here are your choices, geography, statistics, or movies. But don't
pick movies because that's probably too easy. Don't pick that one.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Why did you read that one?
Speaker 3 (25:30):
All right, so your choices are geography or statistics.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Oh no, okay, I'll do a geography geography. Okay, what
state has the longest fresh water shoreline? Michigan?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Oh my? Did I get right?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Are you gonna have the first? Like sweek four out
of four?
Speaker 1 (25:54):
I'm actually impressed. I thought today was gonna be real shit.
What did you think the answer was? Cal What was it?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Don't even say Michigan because you were not there.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I wasn't.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
I couldn't think inside of the United States. I couldn't
think for a second where any bodies.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Of water war Why I know, I know there.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Were a second where any where any body of waters.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Are surrounded lakes like lakes? Wait, haven't you heard of
like Lake knock Vix.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
No, it wasn't coming to me like big lakes, like
the biggest of the big lake Fushwater. He said, that's
very well, that would be in a lake, right, yeah, right,
I couldn't in my brain, I couldn't think of any lake.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
What others or big? We're related? She and I, what.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
What other lakes can you name other than Lake Michigan?
Speaker 5 (26:52):
Me?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yeah, keep going.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Superior, Eerie Ontario. See, I couldn't do that either with you,
right with you, because I'm in here thinking, Fuck, I
don't know if I know lakes either, like a Lake Michigan.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Yeah, that's given, But like what else? Wall and Paul
pack to nothing. There was no lakes.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Did I say Superior?
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (27:13):
Did you get them all great restaurant? No, there's seven
Superior restaurants sponsor us. We're looking for sponsors.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
We need you. Yeah. I like your omelets, not as
much as I like eastpend Diners omelets, but you can
still sponsor us. Yeah. Anyway, here's question four. What you
better get wrong or I'm gonna throw a tantrum. Here
here we go, all right? Question four twenty what all right?
Statistics or movies?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
I feel like these are both too easy, and they
both relate to candy bars. Oddly enough, what's your favorite
candy bar. I'm not much of a chocolate guy. When
I was a kid, I loved the Hershey Bar, But
I'm not much of a chocolate You would really pick
a Hershey Bar when I was a kid, probably, or
above everything else, just to plain chocolate. I was more
like I a Twizzler's kid when I was Oh, toyslers, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Reds are really good.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
So anyway, if I had to pick one nowadays, I
mean I like a TwixT every now and then Twicks.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah that considered a candy bar. Oh yeah, all right, cool?
Take five. They are really good.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
I only had to take five for the first time,
like no pun intended, but five years ago. Seriously, I
think I had it for the first time. I was
like during Halloween and I had left over them. They're
pretty damn good. They're so good. Yeah, take five. You
can sponsor us too. Again, we're looking for sponsors.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Sponsor us, all right, I guess I'm gonna ask you
this movies question.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
I think this is too easy, though.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
A floating candy bar of what brand clears the pool
of swimmers in the film Caddy Shack. Is it one
hundred grand? It's not one hundred now hold on, let
me one more chance, snickers. No, you have no idea
what this is?
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Right, I think I might do you.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Wow, God, kel, are you using me as lifeline? We
already guessed incorrectly, So you just gotta look really cool
if you got it right.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I'm gonna say payday is not a payday? Do love
a payday? Though?
Speaker 2 (29:08):
What's the answer? The answer is baby ruth Man. Now
I can picture it all right. So, just for the record,
did you ever watch that movie Cadishac. I've tried so
many times.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
There's a there's a long list of movies that I've
attempted to watch multiple times, and I just can't do it.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
I can't do it.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
I don't think Catty Shack is funny at all.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
I don't think that.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
I don't think that Animal House is funny. I don't
think that the Naked Gun is funny at all.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
You I know, I know, I I knew that he
would take that that Personally, we're no, and he's always said,
oh dude, you should just sit with me, able to couch.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
We'll get high and watch it together the one day.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
It's like, here's the thing. If you have to tell
me when to laugh, it's not funny.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
I wouldn't do that. Sure you would, now you would.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
All these movies that I tell people are funny, they're like, oh,
we got to watch them together?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Why so you can tell me when to laugh? No,
I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
I'm not ailer like that, but I would say that
you would really like Beavis and butt Head. It's really stupid.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
It's like totally just the show in general, or the movie.
The show you've never watched one episode of. That's like,
that's before my generation. It really is.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Try Oh my god, that was great. Jesus, No, South
Park not in Really, I'm more of a family guy guy.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Guy's good, like the King of the Hill. It's all right.
I don't like them.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Oh, Bubba, yeah, I got to hear it again?
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Do it again? What else should I say that? Just
over that, over and over again? Come me to Bubba?
Is it my turn now? Question number one?
Speaker 2 (31:06):
The Great Wall of China is visible from space with
the naked eye.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
True or false?
Speaker 3 (31:13):
From the naked eye, that's gotta be false.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
It is false. But people think that it's like a
common they.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Knock it down, so how would they see it? Anyway?
The Great Wall of China wasn't that down? Did they
knock it down? No?
Speaker 3 (31:27):
I don't think you're thinking of the Berlin Walls.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Yeah, they're the same. To her, they probably border somewhere together.
Don't worry.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Honestly, really with geography.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
It's been great have you on this podcast thus far,
because I feel like I'm finally understood. You know, I
finally met someone that thinks the same way I do,
because this is how my brain works.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Too good, ah, wow.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Help you, well done, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Question too?
Speaker 2 (32:01):
How many hearts do octopuses have? I almost said a
different word, octopusses? How many hearts do you octopuses have?
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Pussize?
Speaker 3 (32:11):
What? What pussies pussize? Multiple pussies pusize?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Is it OCTOPI? Wait a minute, octopusy pie?
Speaker 3 (32:21):
I think it's OCTOPI isn't it octopusses?
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Octomom? How many hearts do octopuses have? Shuld go to
You're like, it must have at least one?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Right, all right?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
For the answer is not for Remember you can use
Kelly for a lifeline two times, all right? Keep that
in my Kelly, do you have a guest for this one?
How many hearts does an octopus have?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
It would be a true guess if I know.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Yeah, Wait, wait a second, don't use my lifeline for me.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
No, I'm just it's not no, no, no, you just
say already got it wrong?
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Get it wrong? Did I? I guess you said four?
Speaker 6 (33:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Yeah, okay, I got it wrong. Okay, I would say one.
I think it's it. I think it's a trick. I
think it's one.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
No, it is not one. It is three. Actually, they
have two to pump the blood to the gills and
one that pumps it to the rest of the body.
So three parts for an octopus. You learn something new
every day.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
There you got there? You go? Yeah, saplefts are of course.
Question you're thirteen.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
I don't know what the fuck you.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Knowen Question three?
Speaker 2 (33:44):
True or false? You can't hum while holding your nose?
True or false? You can't hum while holding your nose.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
He really wants to try.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
The answer is try it. See if you can do it.
Hold your nose and try to hump. Now answers, no,
try it.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
The answer is no. It's supposed to be a physical activity.
Try it.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
How's that working out for you?
Speaker 1 (34:19):
I think it's working. Could I get a little twinkle?
So I said, no, bitch, So I'm right. Question for.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
What is the most commonly used letter in the English language.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Oh, that's a good question.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
What is the most commonly used letter in the English language?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
All right?
Speaker 2 (34:39):
So my thinking is it's gotta be uh, what do
you call it?
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Ai ou?
Speaker 3 (34:44):
What are those letters called nouns, vowels, nows?
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Did you say nouns?
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (34:52):
And we're stupid? Yeah, go ahead, keep firing, mister fake kime.
Can I get a definition of a noun? Might keep
a person her thing? Yeah? Yeah, I know somethings.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
What was the question again? I forget the most commonly
used letter?
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Right?
Speaker 2 (35:09):
What is the most commonly used letter in the English language?
Speaker 5 (35:13):
So?
Speaker 1 (35:13):
What did you say?
Speaker 3 (35:14):
It is?
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Ai U? Is called a water consonant.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
It's a vowel vow what's a consonant?
Speaker 1 (35:21):
All? Everything else? Everything else? Okay, all right? Just making
sure the other letter? All right, all right, just making sure?
What was the question again?
Speaker 2 (35:30):
It's actually a E, I O U? And sometimes why?
Speaker 1 (35:33):
But I don't remember why, I remember why. I don't know.
I don't remember why.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
It was sometimes.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Now I've been.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Taken back to elementary school, when fucking smart kets used
to run around and say A and sometimes.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Listen, what is the most commonly used letter language?
Speaker 2 (35:48):
I want to say A wrong, it's e E.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
At least I was right in saying that it was
a vowel. See I knew. I knew that what that is.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
If I was completely sober right now, I'd be able
to tell you what they did.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
I know.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
I yeah, Well, what I'm just saying I sound stupid.
I know that's the whole point of this thing. But hey,
why were you on do not Disturb? Like all week long?
Did you know you were on do not Disturb all
week long? The fuck was that all about?
Speaker 1 (36:21):
No? No, no, I have no idea. You were just on.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
It always tells, you know, like iPhone users, this guy's
on do not Disturb.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Oh, I schedule my do not disturb. You don't do that.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
No, I rarely use it. In fact, I put it
on for the first time or second time ever this
week because you were on do not Disturb, And I'm like,
I wonder if I should start using that.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Oh my god, I have it scheduled out like it
knows when I'm working. So normally during the day it's
on do not disturb, gotcha?
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Uh, normally like at night when I'm sleeping, like I think,
I turn it on at like ten o'clock talking night.
Do you know that I'm terrified to like have my
phone off ever again? You should after Mom was in
the hospital, and you know what you could get ahold
of me.
Speaker 4 (36:59):
I called my phone, called and called and called for hours.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
And now I wake up like several times a night
and look at my phone, like all he had on silent?
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Never again, will he ever keep it on silent? How
long was it on silent?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Yeah that's a long time, Yeah, long time. Like I
start after that pretty much. I just keep it on
like a reasonable ring level so they can definitely be
woken up. The only thing that sucks about it is
because when I get text messages now at night, they
wake me up. But now, how long was it that night?
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Like? How long was I think? Like I literally think
six hours? I called him for six hours?
Speaker 4 (37:31):
At one point I think I said Dad should just
go over his house and see what Like yeah, yeah,
I don't remember if I did go over or not.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
But I'm so mad at she was so mad at me,
but I was sleeping. It's true.
Speaker 2 (37:45):
Sorry, I was.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Getting you know, I needed my not so kind.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
So uh now I am in a panic often when
I sleep because I worry about my family and having
that phone call and missing that phone call and somehow.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
You're fake.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Fake kind is just go here. He's not gonna let
it go. This is me forever. Now stop it, my
sister Kelly, thank you so much for being on episode
six of this awesome podcast called Blaze and Confuse Until
next time, my friends, I'm Becker.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
That's Joel.
Speaker 6 (38:18):
Why Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel don't
forget to subscribe, spark up and joined us next time
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