October 1, 2025 • 6 mins
This War Of The Roses is an instant CLASSIC! Listen to how CK and Carmen handle this one!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
When you think someone's cheating on you, you call us.
We'll get to the bottom of things. War the roses,
Kinge Carmen, I know you want to do a war
the roses on your girl. Chavn talk to us man.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Yeah. So we've been uh we've been married like eight years,
and you know, to be honest, everything's good and the
family's you know, I mean, we're happy for the most part.
But you know, you know, sometimes I think, you know,
she she goes to work and stays late with clients,
and I don't know, it kind of feels like she's cheating.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Okay, Okay, yeah, so you just got that feeling, You
got that vibe you think, Hey, you know what, when
she's staying late with these clients, when she says she
has to be at work, it really is not about
her being at work, but about her possibly being with
someone else.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah. I mean, now she works hard, but you know,
I just I'm just trying to figure it out.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Okay, So because of her late night schedules, it kind
of worries you a little bit. How's everything else? I mean,
you know, are you guys still affectionate? Do you still
do the little things like holding hands? You know, how's
the relationship otherwise.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, I mean that that's all still, that's all still good,
you know, I mean we're I mean, you know, we're
still intim is still good.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Right, Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
So I don't know, man, it's just something something just
doesn't doesn't feel right.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
So you just have a feeling, okay, Yeah, I mean,
you know, with women, we say it's women's intuition. With guys,
maybe we call it the guy's gut. But you have
that feeling where you're like, you know what, my gut
is telling me something's.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Just not right.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah, yeah, Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I can sense that you're a little bit nervous. I
can tell that this is something that has been weighing
on you. So here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna
get Shavn on the phone. We're gonna offer up a
dozen roses. Hopefully she sends the roses to you and
says how much she loves her man Tyler and every
things all good. And maybe it's just a weird feeling
that you have but it's not that big of a deal.
But if it's something a little bit more than that,
(02:08):
we're gonna get some answers today.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Okay, cool, Hello.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Good morning, good morning, good morning. I'm looking for chavn. Hello.
This is Rogers from CNC Floral.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Hello. Is this k Garnage? Okay, what is this? What
is this second day update? What the roses? What is it?
It's Tad on the phone?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
You just gonna cut to the chase like that. You're
not even gonna give us a chance to be.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Like, no answer to you guys every single So what
is it? What's going on?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
All right?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Well, here's the thing. I'm happy that you listen do
us every day not a second date update? So yes, uh,
Tyler is on the phone.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Ah, Tyler, we live together, we sleep together. You could
have easily turned around in the bed and talked to
me about this. Why do you call it my favorite
show to have this conversation?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Uh? I just yeah, I got I got a bad
feeling and I just want to I want to want
to figure out I wanna I want to talk about this.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Okay, Okay, since we are on a public platform, I
might as well just come out with everything. Right. Yes,
for the last five years I had been keeping outside
but wait.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Wait, wait, for the last five years I've been doing
the web.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
You know, outsourcing the sex in our marriage. You know,
just just just just that part only, nothing emotional, nothing else.
There is no connection, it's just sex.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Wait. For the last five years.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Yeah, yeah, And I think our marriage has been good.
Don't you think, Kyler? Or would you wouldn't you agree?
Aren't you happy? Because I'm happy?
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I don't think the last five years?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Yes? Yeah, And look, I know cheating is wrong. I
get that, I understand that. I know I feel bad
about that.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
However, you don't seem like you're feeling bad about it
at all.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
You actually seem like you've broken it down, you have
a science about it, and you're just laying out your
argument perfectly.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
I mean, yeah, I've thought about this a million times.
But the good part about it is that it makes
our marriage better. I'm able to be more relaxed, I'm calm,
I'm give be the mother that I want to be.
Kyler is not good and bad. He knows that, he
knows he has not satisfied, and it's okay. It works.
It's been working, Kyler, has it not been working for
(04:55):
us the last couple of years.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I'm shocked.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Wow, I'm you're shocked.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
I'm shocked.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
I mean five years.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Yes, I mean it's like I said, it's I know
it's shooting. However, it's only sexual. That's it. They don't
take it any further. There's no we're gonna be together.
It's I'm put everything on the table. They know I'm married,
they know I love you, they know I have kids,
they know into my family, So don't bother me.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Wow, you know what I'm gonna say this. You definitely
sound like you have it broken down, like it's no nonsense.
You know what you're getting into. There's no strings attached.
It's almost like, hey, this is a business agreement. This
is all it is. I love my family. I'm not
leaving my family. I'm not leaving Tyler. It's just.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Tyler is that bad in Ben.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yes, Tyler is.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
But he knows it. And we've gotten I'm thinking we've
gotten tested because we're here now right. Yes, but I
still love you. So hey, I got to get back
to work to make the money for our families. I
will see y'all later.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Bah Wow, Tyler you alright?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Man? No dude, I no, dude, I feel sick.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
You know what, bro Let me let me go ahead
and get you off the radio. Wow, I'm blown away
right now.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
It was so it's just so but methodical.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
I just.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
That's not It doesn't feel like the same person.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Damn all right, man hold on, Okay, okay,
When you think someone's cheating on you, you call us.
We'll get to the bottom of things. War the roses,
Kinge Carmen, I know you want to do a war
the roses on your girl. Chavn talk to us man.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Yeah. So we've been uh we've been married like eight years,
and you know, to be honest, everything's good and the
family's you know, I mean, we're happy for the most part.
But you know, you know, sometimes I think, you know,
she she goes to work and stays late with clients,
and I don't know, it kind of feels like she's cheating.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Okay, Okay, yeah, so you just got that feeling, You
got that vibe you think, Hey, you know what, when
she's staying late with these clients, when she says she
has to be at work, it really is not about
her being at work, but about her possibly being with
someone else.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah. I mean, now she works hard, but you know,
I just I'm just trying to figure it out.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Okay, So because of her late night schedules, it kind
of worries you a little bit. How's everything else? I mean,
you know, are you guys still affectionate? Do you still
do the little things like holding hands? You know, how's
the relationship otherwise.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, I mean that that's all still, that's all still good,
you know, I mean we're I mean, you know, we're
still intim is still good.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Right, Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
So I don't know, man, it's just something something just
doesn't doesn't feel right.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
So you just have a feeling, okay, Yeah, I mean,
you know, with women, we say it's women's intuition. With guys,
maybe we call it the guy's gut. But you have
that feeling where you're like, you know what, my gut
is telling me something's.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Just not right.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah, yeah, Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I can sense that you're a little bit nervous. I
can tell that this is something that has been weighing
on you. So here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna
get Shavn on the phone. We're gonna offer up a
dozen roses. Hopefully she sends the roses to you and
says how much she loves her man Tyler and every
things all good. And maybe it's just a weird feeling
that you have but it's not that big of a deal.
But if it's something a little bit more than that,
(02:08):
we're gonna get some answers today.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Okay, cool, Hello.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Good morning, good morning, good morning. I'm looking for chavn. Hello.
This is Rogers from CNC Floral.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Hello. Is this k Garnage? Okay, what is this? What
is this second day update? What the roses? What is it?
It's Tad on the phone?
Speaker 4 (02:44):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
You just gonna cut to the chase like that. You're
not even gonna give us a chance to be.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Like, no answer to you guys every single So what
is it? What's going on?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
All right?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Well, here's the thing. I'm happy that you listen do
us every day not a second date update? So yes, uh,
Tyler is on the phone.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Ah, Tyler, we live together, we sleep together. You could
have easily turned around in the bed and talked to
me about this. Why do you call it my favorite
show to have this conversation?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Uh? I just yeah, I got I got a bad
feeling and I just want to I want to want
to figure out I wanna I want to talk about this.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Okay, Okay, since we are on a public platform, I
might as well just come out with everything. Right. Yes,
for the last five years I had been keeping outside
but wait.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Wait, wait, for the last five years I've been doing
the web.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
You know, outsourcing the sex in our marriage. You know,
just just just just that part only, nothing emotional, nothing else.
There is no connection, it's just sex.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Wait. For the last five years.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Yeah, yeah, And I think our marriage has been good.
Don't you think, Kyler? Or would you wouldn't you agree?
Aren't you happy? Because I'm happy?
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I don't think the last five years?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Yes? Yeah, And look, I know cheating is wrong. I
get that, I understand that. I know I feel bad
about that.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
However, you don't seem like you're feeling bad about it
at all.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
You actually seem like you've broken it down, you have
a science about it, and you're just laying out your
argument perfectly.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
I mean, yeah, I've thought about this a million times.
But the good part about it is that it makes
our marriage better. I'm able to be more relaxed, I'm calm,
I'm give be the mother that I want to be.
Kyler is not good and bad. He knows that, he
knows he has not satisfied, and it's okay. It works.
It's been working, Kyler, has it not been working for
(04:55):
us the last couple of years.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I'm shocked.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Wow, I'm you're shocked.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
I'm shocked.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
I mean five years.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Yes, I mean it's like I said, it's I know
it's shooting. However, it's only sexual. That's it. They don't
take it any further. There's no we're gonna be together.
It's I'm put everything on the table. They know I'm married,
they know I love you, they know I have kids,
they know into my family, So don't bother me.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Wow, you know what I'm gonna say this. You definitely
sound like you have it broken down, like it's no nonsense.
You know what you're getting into. There's no strings attached.
It's almost like, hey, this is a business agreement. This
is all it is. I love my family. I'm not
leaving my family. I'm not leaving Tyler. It's just.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Tyler is that bad in Ben.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yes, Tyler is.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
But he knows it. And we've gotten I'm thinking we've
gotten tested because we're here now right. Yes, but I
still love you. So hey, I got to get back
to work to make the money for our families. I
will see y'all later.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Bah Wow, Tyler you alright?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Man? No dude, I no, dude, I feel sick.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
You know what, bro Let me let me go ahead
and get you off the radio. Wow, I'm blown away
right now.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
It was so it's just so but methodical.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
I just.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
That's not It doesn't feel like the same person.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Damn all right, man hold on, Okay, okay,
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